說什麼話會讓你不開心 - 成人話題討論

By Dinah
at 2016-11-09T00:47

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我說的不是大陸口音

啊~啊~舒適~ 真舒適~

要到了兒

啊~頂到天了~

之類的那種軟屌的話

有一次一位剛分手的女生找我安慰

在床上的時候死不脫內衣

我就問怎麼了

她說:只有這個不行這個是他的

我滿頭問號說誰的?

她說:前男友的

我真的是火大吼說你他媽現在在我床上就是我的

之後還是一陣拉拉扯扯脫掉內衣之後手還一直護著

我一個怒不想做了

她還是堅持

最後只好我一邊推開她的手一邊做

實在辛苦

大家在床上聽過什麼話會讓你火大的呢

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By Daniel
at 2016-11-11T19:52

還是覺得很好笑哈哈哈哈哈

By Catherine
at 2016-11-14T14:57

人帥真好

By Regina
at 2016-11-17T10:03

...你怎在這傻眼

By Bennie
at 2016-11-20T05:08

舒適

By Harry
at 2016-11-23T00:13

進來了嗎

By Ula
at 2016-11-25T19:18

我笑了..

By Erin
at 2016-11-28T14:23

人帥真好

By Oliver
at 2016-12-01T09:28

這個好笑

By Isla
at 2016-12-04T04:33

還不是做了，不喜歡就再找其她人吧

By Zenobia
at 2016-12-06T23:38

這劇情怪怪的吧 .........

By Hardy
at 2016-12-09T18:43

我也是覺得奇怪

By Eden
at 2016-12-12T13:49

舒適兒

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-12-15T08:54

怎麼還做的下去

By Hedy
at 2016-12-18T03:59

這三小劇情XD

By Doris
at 2016-12-20T23:04

當下應該就沒fu了吧~~怎麼還有辦法繼續~

By Victoria
at 2016-12-23T18:09

也就是說她是一邊護奶奶但又同意XX????

By Edwina
at 2016-12-26T13:14

只有奶不行啊其他都可以

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-12-29T08:19

馬的奈米噓屁噓

By Agatha
at 2017-01-01T03:24

還好其他可以我還以為是強X咧呼~
還是尊重對方的意願比較好啦衷心的建議

By Tracy
at 2017-01-03T22:29

就說她來找我安慰怎可能是強

By Frederica
at 2017-01-06T17:35

就別做就好啦…幹麻那麼傲嬌，兩人都是@@

By Carol
at 2017-01-09T12:40

你不爭氣欸

By Franklin
at 2017-01-12T07:45

羨慕首帥

By Erin
at 2017-01-15T02:50

好像沒有…頂多她硬想騎上來，很不開心…都提分手了@
#@ 不想占人便宜

By Olga
at 2017-01-17T21:55

這是一個跟兒子搶奶喝的故事？

By Queena
at 2017-01-20T17:00

文字敘述也是頗有趣的XDD

By Rae
at 2017-01-23T12:05

我的老天鵝阿~~~

By Caroline
at 2017-01-26T07:10

你不會背後來看他怎麼護奶奶

By Irma
at 2017-01-29T02:16

你好聰明喔!!!

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-01-31T21:21

綁起來啊～

By Irma
at 2017-02-03T16:26

哈哈哈好啦，優文給推

By Tom
at 2017-02-06T11:31

你頂到我的內地了

By Ophelia
at 2017-02-09T06:36

保護長輩是是孩子們該做的事啊

By Cara
at 2017-02-12T01:41

我要射了啊我還沒到啊

By Linda
at 2017-02-14T20:46

好好笑兒～

By Zanna
at 2017-02-17T15:51

0.0HI

By Regina
at 2017-02-20T10:56

哈哈

By Caitlin
at 2017-02-23T06:02

人率真好

By Gilbert
at 2017-02-26T01:07

怎麼沒被吉?

By Caitlin
at 2017-02-28T20:12

進來了嗎 +1

By Una
at 2017-03-03T15:17

XDDDDDDDDD

By Doris
at 2017-03-06T10:22

我快笑死

By Jacky
at 2017-03-09T05:27

這什麼XDDDDDDDD 需要幫森7嗎

By Eartha
at 2017-03-12T00:32

幫QQ

By Hedda
at 2017-03-14T19:37

你的屌特肥

By Daph Bay
at 2017-03-17T14:43

大陸用語

By Xanthe
at 2017-03-20T09:48

......100分

By Frederica
at 2017-03-23T04:53

這什麼鬼劇情...

By Carol
at 2017-03-25T23:58

人帥真好

By Quintina
at 2017-03-28T19:03

靠邀、君子不奪人所好啦......奶還人家啦

By Olga
at 2017-03-31T14:08

太好笑

By Bennie
at 2017-04-03T09:13

我也遇過死不脫內衣的，放生處理

By Vanessa
at 2017-04-06T04:18

------不脫內衣的請到這裡報名0.0/------

By Candice
at 2017-04-08T23:23

以前GG比你大

By Dorothy
at 2017-04-11T18:29

人帥真好河河河

By Sandy
at 2017-04-14T13:34

搞不好是她兒子的啊

By Tracy
at 2017-04-17T08:39

靠背這也太好笑

說什麼話會讓你不開心 - 成人話題討論

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