誤會大了 但我笑了 - 成人話題討論

Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2014-10-09T00:21

Table of Contents

手機排版 請見諒

有一次小弟跟女友在滾床的時候

我開心的說

寶貝 我要內射

她害羞的說

「討厭啦~~~~色咪咪」

於是我就射在他的咪咪上了……







補個西施點


我沒女友

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Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2014-10-12T20:33
。
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2014-10-16T16:45
.....
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2014-10-20T12:57
有笑有推
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2014-10-24T09:09
很可憐 不忍噓
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2014-10-28T05:21
XD
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2014-11-01T01:33
觀望ttb會不會139你
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2014-11-04T21:44
究竟會不會拿到139呢
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2014-11-08T17:56
Joke?
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2014-11-12T14:08
.........
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2014-11-16T10:20
廢到一個憨面
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2014-11-20T06:32
笑了
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-11-24T02:44
1-3-9
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2014-11-27T22:56
有笑有推
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2014-12-01T19:07
還好不是色叔叔
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2014-12-05T15:19
就可版了啦
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2014-12-09T11:31
廢到笑了
Una avatar
By Una
at 2014-12-13T07:43
Xd
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2014-12-17T03:55
XDDD
David avatar
By David
at 2014-12-21T00:07
我還以為你射在他的貓身上.....
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2014-12-24T20:19
色老頭 岳父:......
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2014-12-28T16:31
本版歡迎自介
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2015-01-01T12:42
究竟這篇文章會不會得到139呢？讓我們繼續看下去…
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2015-01-05T08:54
咪咪 = 左手 or 右手的繭?!!!
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-01-09T05:06
費到校
希思點哭了
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2015-01-13T01:18
咪咪? 不是旁邊那隻貓嗎? 哈哈哈哈哈~~~
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2015-01-16T21:30
我笑了
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2015-01-20T17:42
還可以，給你推
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2015-01-24T13:54
+1 哭哭 有女朋友跟沒有ㄧ樣
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-01-28T10:05
廢到一個每盯每當
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2015-02-01T06:17
射咪咪＞‧^
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2015-02-05T02:29
這是一個假發廢文 真秀手機
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2015-02-08T22:41
我笑了
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-02-12T18:53
廢到笑...
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2015-02-16T15:05
笑了。。算你厲害。。。
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2015-02-20T11:17
有笑有推
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2015-02-24T07:29
廢到笑...
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-02-28T03:40
金拍球
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2015-03-03T23:52
看到你的西施點讓我噓不下去
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-03-07T20:04
這種廢文是廢文的典範
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2015-03-11T16:16
算你厲害....
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2015-03-15T12:28
笑了
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2015-03-19T08:40
這麼老的梗還在用
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-03-23T04:52
老艮噓
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2015-03-27T01:03
有笑有推
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2015-03-30T21:15
……嘴角失守了
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2015-04-03T17:27
b嘴
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2015-04-07T13:39
我接著說 那射臉好了 女友回：不要臉
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2015-04-11T09:51
一股蛋蛋的哀傷 廢到推
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2015-04-15T06:03
這裡是西斯版不是笨版吧?
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2015-04-19T02:15
好笑>難笑>爛到笑>爛到笑不出來，樓主贏了。
順手捐推推，救救可憐人。
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2015-04-22T22:27
西施點太可憐了，給你一點溫暖！
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2015-04-26T18:38
有笑有推
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2015-04-30T14:50
不忍噓
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2015-05-04T11:02
幹XD
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2015-05-08T07:14
GT I9100
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2015-05-12T03:26
ttb放過你(給拍
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2015-05-15T23:38
去看醫生了嗎？
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2015-05-19T19:50
誰說年輕人不能做夢
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2015-05-23T16:01
……
John avatar
By John
at 2015-05-27T12:13
嘴角失守
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2015-05-31T08:25
哈哈哈
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2015-06-04T04:37
……
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2015-06-08T00:49
是…射在指腹上嗎
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2015-06-11T21:01
..
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2015-06-15T17:13
有笑就推
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-06-19T13:25
給你一個推~!
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2015-06-23T09:36
笑了，只好推
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2015-06-27T05:48
有笑只能推
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2015-07-01T02:00
有笑有推
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2015-07-04T22:12
(*￣▽￣)/‧★*"*-_,.-*'`"*-☆(*￣皿￣)/‧★*"*噴
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2015-07-08T18:24
可悲到笑了
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-07-12T14:36
你淫了
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2015-07-16T10:48
哈哈哈
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2015-07-20T06:59
有笑有推ＸＤＤ
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2015-07-24T03:11
笑惹
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2015-07-27T23:23
笑了
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2015-07-31T19:35
這個好笑
Una avatar
By Una
at 2015-08-04T15:47
我只需要大家的肯定加認同^^
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2015-08-08T11:59
那是馬魔點
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-08-12T08:11
笑了
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2015-08-16T04:23
哈哈哈哈
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2015-08-20T00:34
含笑推XD
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-08-23T20:46
xd
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2015-08-27T16:58
爛梗
David avatar
By David
at 2015-08-31T13:10
有笑有推
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-09-04T09:22
給你拍拍
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2015-09-08T05:34
有笑有推
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2015-09-12T01:46
笑了
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-09-15T21:57
笑了

水漾白手工精華皂

Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2014-10-08T23:27
撿肥皂退流行了 手工皂正夯～ 有人最近在瘋手工皂嗎？ 哥最近好多朋友結婚生小孩 話說上個月 有個女生麻吉這幾個月生了小孩 蜜乳量頗多(果然跟罩杯成正比啊！) 小朋友喝不完這麼多捏捏 於是就拿來哥的大廚房 做了一堆手工皂 妹：先用奶溶解氫氧化鈉....加點水... 哥：喔喔。。。 妹：再加橄欖 ...

最糗的性愛

Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2014-10-08T22:42
害我想起在二月的時候去朋友家運動發生的糗事 =_= →→→→→文長 重點提示:幹到暈倒之後又抽筋←←←←← 那天天氣非常冷 在去之前想說喝點啤酒可以暖身順便增加戰鬥力 就在樓下的-4買了瓶外國的啤酒 (酒力不好 平時大概喝200ml約翰 頭就快爆炸了XD) 看個電視 聊完天後 準備一起洗澡 發現酒忘 ...

為什麼會想當妓女??

Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2014-10-08T17:34
※ 引述《abe10 ()》之銘言： : 最近暑假結束 很多暑期打工妹 紛紛上岸了 : 很多女生 是真得很可憐 必須去賺皮肉錢 : 不過也有很多打工妹 就是整天在那邊缺錢 : 我就不相信 去老老實實工作 會養不起自己! : 腿開開讓陌生男子進出 那種感覺不會覺得很噁心嗎?? ~~~~~~~~~ ...

我喜歡吃男友的洨，但是....

Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2014-10-08T17:31
各位30cm E杯水水大家好 小妹最近交了一個非常喜歡的男朋友 喜孜孜的 我們還未發生關係 但從聊天內容知道他是個技術性處男 因為他的前任是某宗教 為了尊重還是沒有跨越那條 處男線 某次深夜時段 男友：oo大人要好好疼愛我喔andlt;3 (oo是我名字) 我：.......??????!! ...

好想在辦公室裡做

Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2014-10-08T17:25
不知道為什麼，這幾天總是全身發熱 我很確定不是發燒引起的 那種熱流從內部隨時噴發而出的感覺讓我在辦公椅上坐得很不自然 心裡一直想像著自己被填滿的充實感 辦公室內的冷氣非常冷，但是澆不熄我的熱流 我雙腿摩擦，希望可以壓制住 猶記得那天我跟他第一次在床上的親密接觸，是起始於玩笑的打鬧 我明白有可能會 ...