該怎麼救回一個被歪國人迷昏的正妹朋友 … - 成人話題討論

By Freda
at 2008-12-10T17:44

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呼!!!!

大便配根菸快樂做神仙

( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ 對不起久等了起服用

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如同推文說的

YAP 當下告完白沒多久教官就出現了

也不難找啦

反正晚上留校的一定是高三

然後加上剛剛教室老師打小報告

隔天升旗啷啷噹噹每個人小過一支 A的是大過 B似乎沒事

但是兄弟們都很開心A跟B在一起了

也平平安安的度過每個節日

我們這群兄弟最幸福的就是他

因為我們都還在看鳥打槍他卻可以抱著她性幻想

ㄜ... 好他沒有

但我並不知道實際上他們到底進展到幾壘

當時高三時

大家忙著拼考試

每天讀書就來不及了

還哪有時間逛街看電影打魔獸推石包

我只知道他們假日就在圖書館

不然就是在A的家裡K書

B跟A的家長很熟

畢竟乖巧不曾有過什麼壞紀錄

在A家裡吃飯都會幫忙洗碗且10點準時離開A家回家去

在A的家人中是乖寶寶類型

A也一直愛惜B

還記得第一次學測前

冬天寒冷

B的手總是冰的跟什麼似的

A永遠都是每天一包暖暖包塞到B小手中

然後中午吃飯時

永遠都是兩人膩在一起

幹超閃

但兄弟們心裡都開心畢竟兩人終於幸福

於是時間轉眼到了大家都考上大學以後....

A考上了國立大學且算是還不錯熱門的科系

B則是考上了私立大學跟A有了距離

兩個人雖然相隔兩地

A卻很努力的想讓感情不要斷了聯繫

每個禮拜會去B的外宿找B

B也偶爾會去A的外宿地方找A

A每天晚上固定會在睡前打電話哄B睡覺

期中考期末考前都會為了B

去套同學校跟B同科系的交情

借了相關的筆記並手抄一份再拿給B

讓B總是高分PASS

但問題總還是會出現

很不巧的是

B的大學內會有其他學校的交換學生

在因緣際會下

B認識了一個德國人

A從頭到尾都不知情

而我則是沒多久就知道了 (眼線多嘿嘿)

但我並沒有跟A說

本以為B平常在跟她朋友聊那德國人時

只是抱著新奇好玩的心態去聊

沒想到聊著聊著

其實B對德國人很有興趣...

我也有點恨我自己為什麼當初不跟A說有這傢伙的出現...

為什麼不讓A早點防範....

在一次學校的舞會時

A特地去找了B

想去陪B度過一次舞會的夜晚

當然是想讓B有個驚喜

所以事前沒有告知B

舞會當天A捧著用自己省吃儉用後買的99朵玫瑰花以及他最愛的史奴比大娃娃

出現在B的學校

站在A旁邊的更是我們這群朋友

想說大家高中畢業後很少聚在一起了

A又是我們這群中算是頭的人

他一號招大家都到了

於是A叫我打電話給B

說我到了舞會會場

把B騙過來

就當我正要打電話時

B自己出現了

身邊跟著應該說牽著....

德國人

當下A傻眼了

我們這群兄弟也傻眼了

B更是荒掉的想回頭跑走

卻是被我們這群中的其中一個朋友喊住了

德國人也覺得怪怪的

於是走上前來用很破爛的中文問我們

"請溫你悶認識XX嗎???"

我瞪著他說

"廢話這裡沒你說話的地方你安靜點"

那位德國人傻眼似乎不知道發生什麼事情

於是A開口了...

"你幸福嗎... 幸福的話... "

A說不出口了

當下他把玫瑰花隨手丟在垃圾桶

史奴比大娃娃則是放在了地上

而B則是被喊住後一直低著頭

低聲的顫抖似乎在哭泣

我們這群兄弟不知道該說什麼

而我則是看到了A在走出去前擦過了B的身旁

並且在回頭看著B的背影時那種眼神

讓我覺得A好可憐好孤獨...

而B則是顫抖著

卻跑過去靠在那德國人的胸膛裡面哭

當天兄弟們都不知道該怎樣安慰A

我們一群人回到了高中的學校

我們扛了一箱的台啤

坐在以前常常打球的球場

沒有人開口

直到A說話

"ㄟ我吃吃我我吃我還記不記得之前打球你常常說要蓋我火鍋?"

我 :對阿只不過你太雞八都給我後仰跳投蓋不到

"你蓋我火鍋好不好?"

我:蛤?

"可不可以是你蓋我火鍋而不是她帶我綠帽..."

我不知道該接什麼話

另外幾個兄弟跟我一樣不知道該說什麼

只是默默的握著手上的台啤

明明是冰的

喝起來卻像退冰后的苦澀

每個人心情都好不起來

看著兄弟惆悵

A緩緩的站了起來

把不知道喝了幾罐的台啤

通通捏爛

然後大吼了一聲

"阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

那聲長嘯

比什麼聲音都來的悲傷

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說真的我不知道該怎麼做結尾

只知道當我兄弟面對時

我們比他還訝異

也很佩服他的冷靜

上篇有人說他是藍天情人

說真的他不是

他其實在面對異性時會不知道該說什麼

只是B是他從小以來一直喜歡的對象

從小相處時間不算少

所以他才可以那麼自然的說出他想說的話

一直以來A的溫柔付出

包容B的任性

對B的愛好瞭若指掌

卻因為距離加上新奇輸給了外國人

讓A很難過

這也才發生在幾個月前而已....

替我的兄弟A拍拍吧

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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2008-12-14T02:25

第一推?

By Damian
at 2008-12-17T11:05

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at 2008-12-20T19:46

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By Kyle
at 2008-12-24T04:27

推

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at 2008-12-27T13:07

<(￣︶￣)╱o(〒﹏〒)o

By Anonymous
at 2008-12-30T21:48

拍拍

By David
at 2009-01-03T06:29

有情有義西斯人 (拍拍....)

By Yuri
at 2009-01-06T15:09

秀秀啦不過這跟德國沒關係啦B自己要劈腿滴，哭完再戰江湖

By Jacky
at 2009-01-09T23:50

好慘...沒關係...N年後會她會回來找你朋友的...啾咪

By Rebecca
at 2009-01-13T08:30

看開點....

By Elvira
at 2009-01-16T17:11

拍拍

By Andrew
at 2009-01-20T01:52

怎麼不當場打那個德國人?

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-01-23T10:32

那女的跟歪果人的後續咧？連載下去吧～鄉民們都很期待…

By Emma
at 2009-01-26T19:13

有股淡淡得哀傷....拍拍

By Una
at 2009-01-30T03:54

含淚幫推...

By Hamiltion
at 2009-02-02T12:34

希望有連載...推~

By Blanche
at 2009-02-05T21:15

拍拍

By Ina
at 2009-02-09T05:56

拍...破麻不去,好的不來

By George
at 2009-02-12T14:36

請溫你悶認識XX嗎??? 打加婊兇底一七來一七來~

By Edwina
at 2009-02-15T23:17

嗚嗚嗚~~~~! Q.Q

By Hazel
at 2009-02-19T07:57

感覺上歪國人也不知道Ｂ有男朋友@@

By Quanna
at 2009-02-22T16:38

拍拍~

By Suhail Hany
at 2009-02-26T01:19

是的歪國人並不知道B有男友這回事似乎是B隱瞞了

By Freda
at 2009-03-01T09:59

所以又是puma與宅男的故事

By Charlotte
at 2009-03-04T18:40

拍拍拍~ a同學，要振作呀!

By Megan
at 2009-03-08T03:21

幹B真是個破麻

By Faithe
at 2009-03-11T12:01

幹...被水桶也是要訐譙..幹他媽的女人就是賤...

By Dora
at 2009-03-14T20:42

拍拍

By Iris
at 2009-03-18T05:22

含淚拍拍

By Madame
at 2009-03-21T14:03

故事很感人但說穿了就是一個臭婊子劈腿傷男人的心

By Edwina
at 2009-03-24T22:44

拍拍

By Quanna
at 2009-03-28T07:24

拍拍!!!!!!!!!!PUMA顯出本性而已你同學值得更好的

By Freda
at 2009-03-31T16:05

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at 2009-04-04T00:46

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at 2009-04-07T09:26

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at 2009-04-10T18:07

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By Daph Bay
at 2009-04-14T02:48

拍拍.....

By Rosalind
at 2009-04-17T11:28

德國人.. 啪啪啪!!!

By Anonymous
at 2009-04-20T20:09

拍拍!

By Oscar
at 2009-04-24T04:49

口拍口拍

By Todd Johnson
at 2009-04-27T13:30

這種男人怎麼找也找不到了... 科科好男人+1 希望有機會能

By Lucy
at 2009-04-30T22:11

夠認識功課好人也好的不多XDD
拍拍

By Edward Lewis
at 2009-05-04T06:51

真是不知好歹...我說B

By Delia
at 2009-05-07T15:32

另外後文呢？現在A 以及 B呢。？

By Queena
at 2009-05-11T00:13

拍拍......

By Lucy
at 2009-05-14T08:53

拍拍沒有勇者要轉某版嗎

By Xanthe
at 2009-05-17T17:34

那B跟德國人的後續呢?

By Lucy
at 2009-05-21T02:15

我是女的畢業就嫁給A 糟蹋好男人

By Bennie
at 2009-05-24T10:55

機掰破麻就是這樣阿，都嘛愛隱瞞自己有男朋友的事實
死破麻，天生就是犯賤

By Elma
at 2009-05-27T19:36

拍拍

By Noah
at 2009-05-31T04:16

真心換絕情阿淚推T_T

By Isla
at 2009-06-03T12:57

後續後續後續後續

By Carol
at 2009-06-06T21:38

幹剛剛是法國大革命現在是要二次世界大戰了...

By Jessica
at 2009-06-10T06:18

雪曼坦克衝吧壓垮德軍

By Gary
at 2009-06-13T14:59

拍拍

By Ivy
at 2009-06-16T23:40

拍拍...只能拍拍了...您的苦澀我感受到了

By Eartha
at 2009-06-20T08:20

死破麻

By Olive
at 2009-06-23T17:01

玩決勝時刻都拿M1轟爆德國佬的頭

By Joseph
at 2009-06-27T01:41

拍拍.....

By Hedda
at 2009-06-30T10:22

怎不跟歪國人說實話，說不定女的還說a只是追求者

By Kelly
at 2009-07-03T19:03

我真是佩服A A對B的愛也是真誠的我感受到了

By Lauren
at 2009-07-07T03:43

青梅竹馬比不上 "HI~! 婐是得果來的^.<*~"

By Linda
at 2009-07-10T12:24

其實這一篇歪果人也是受害者吧

By Victoria
at 2009-07-13T21:05

拍拍真心換絕情

By Skylar Davis
at 2009-07-17T05:45

拍拍...

By Donna
at 2009-07-20T14:26

揪境! 德國人會是無辜的嗎? 破麻會透露出有男友的事嗎?

By Selena
at 2009-07-23T23:07

歪國人都很nice，這其中一定有什麼誤會

By Frederica
at 2009-07-27T07:47

德國佬:E04...原來這鮑有毒!!!

By Iris
at 2009-07-30T16:28

李組長眉頭一皺，覺得破麻並不單純

By Ethan
at 2009-08-03T01:08

西斯板越來越有發人省思的內容了

By Wallis
at 2009-08-06T09:49

這都不知道該怎麼推了 .....

By Liam
at 2009-08-09T18:30

阿...有感觸....

By Dinah
at 2009-08-13T03:10

好無奈靜靜等著報應來的這一天吧

By Zora
at 2009-08-16T11:51

這些故事可以寫書了吧

By Olivia
at 2009-08-19T20:32

這是愛情故事吧只不過悲劇收場

By Vanessa
at 2009-08-23T05:12

為什麼我流淚了?

By Carol
at 2009-08-26T13:53

遇到這種女的就只有慘字可以形容

By Robert
at 2009-08-29T22:34

破麻牽到德國還是破麻更祝她被裱

By Harry
at 2009-09-02T07:14

拍拍

By Lydia
at 2009-09-05T15:55

帥啊這就是青春的回億看起來令人興奮

By Jessica
at 2009-09-09T00:35

怎麼看都是B瞞著歪國人她有男友的事吧....唉...推

By Sarah
at 2009-09-12T09:16

我是覺得A的條件很好,女人再找就有了啊哈哈

By Tracy
at 2009-09-15T17:57

拍拍...

By Irma
at 2009-09-19T02:37

這裡要改成真男人板了

By Eden
at 2009-09-22T11:18

puma當道

By Catherine
at 2009-09-25T19:59

當初我被劈腿...我也是想打那個男的...但是想一想...
錯也是錯女生吧...那男生又不知道...打他又能怎樣..

By Jessica
at 2009-09-29T04:39

天啊....A真男人....B女真混蛋!!!!

By Zenobia
at 2009-10-02T13:20

拍拍你是個大便後的好人

By Dorothy
at 2009-10-05T22:00

拍拍

By Blanche
at 2009-10-09T06:41

一但變了心過去的一切都是屁!!

By Delia
at 2009-10-12T15:22

拍拍~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~死PUMA

By Sarah
at 2009-10-16T00:02

幹....有感覺XD

By Gary
at 2009-10-19T08:43

A有猛啊，真男人快把西斯攻佔了，多po一些真男人們的事

By Daniel
at 2009-10-22T17:24

好吧！給個啪啪！？？這是選字問題。補一下。拍拍

By Agnes
at 2009-10-26T02:04

這一系列文帶出一堆法西斯的勇者文啊 XD 太令人激賞了

By Susan
at 2009-10-29T10:45

拍拍

By Carol
at 2009-11-01T19:26

為什麼開頭我有要大家服用大便的感覺呀...囧(大誤)

By Frederica
at 2009-11-05T04:06

打他的確不能怎樣，但這是一種爽度的問題。

By Kelly
at 2009-11-08T12:47

好男人真男人

By Jessica
at 2009-11-11T21:27

女性自強運動吃夷之長雞一直淫

By Frederica
at 2009-11-15T06:08

唉~~~ 我只能說女人變了心怎樣都留不住。

By Kyle
at 2009-11-18T14:49

專情都是屁，男人要自私一點...

By Vanessa
at 2009-11-21T23:29

拍拍

By Kelly
at 2009-11-25T08:10

有畫面　有感動　推一個

By Doris
at 2009-11-28T16:51

真男人

By Genevieve
at 2009-12-02T01:31

好文很有感觸

By Susan
at 2009-12-05T10:12

歪國人根本不知女的有男友，打他也沒屁用吧

By Margaret
at 2009-12-08T18:53

球場說話那一段真的超心酸的...

By Thomas
at 2009-12-12T03:33

看到球場那段眼睛有點酸酸了...

By Susan
at 2009-12-15T12:14

幹~~~ 那場景怎麼想怎麼心酸媽的再推一個

By Linda
at 2009-12-18T20:54

拍拍

By Caitlin
at 2009-12-22T05:35

看了之後好心酸天底下笨女人真多ˊˋ

By Yedda
at 2009-12-25T14:16

有兄弟真好

By Mason
at 2009-12-28T22:56

拍，加油

By Poppy
at 2010-01-01T07:37

不推不行

By Irma
at 2010-01-04T16:18

推!

By Kama
at 2010-01-08T00:58

看完文章讓我想到九降風的劇情?

By Zanna
at 2010-01-11T09:39

好悲慘..

By Kama
at 2010-01-14T18:19

真男人

By Ina
at 2010-01-18T03:00

這種等級可以出書了...

By Erin
at 2010-01-21T11:41

金逼哀

By Regina
at 2010-01-24T20:21

真男人

By Dorothy
at 2010-01-28T05:02

淦又是一個賤貨淦到爛掉就被甩了啦哭三小碼的襙

By Dinah
at 2010-01-31T13:43

拍拍~

By Rebecca
at 2010-02-03T22:23

PUPU的中心思想: 女人劈腿是忠於自己.....

By Rebecca
at 2010-02-07T07:04

唉~~只能拍了這就是人蔘 *煙*

By Odelette
at 2010-02-10T15:45

啞子ㄟ哭聲

By Damian
at 2010-02-14T00:25

原PO朋友真男人原PO也是真男人

By Megan
at 2010-02-17T09:06

兩個男人都被一個女人耍的團團轉

By Rosalind
at 2010-02-20T17:46

拍拍，有股蛋蛋的哀傷....

By Una
at 2010-02-24T02:27

人參阿....

By Audriana
at 2010-02-27T11:08

拍拍 (￣ー￣；)

By Poppy
at 2010-03-02T19:48

真男人愛情看破了，就是感覺與肉體的遊戲

By Mary
at 2010-03-06T04:29

真男人

By Zanna
at 2010-03-09T13:10

啊~~嘶~~~~

By Elma
at 2010-03-12T21:50

這種女的就是被玩一玩之後就被丟掉了啦

By Bennie
at 2010-03-16T06:31

有感動有推

By Frederic
at 2010-03-19T15:12

根本是女的問題德國人沒錯一定是女的隱瞞果然PUMA

By Una
at 2010-03-22T23:52

女生很糟糕

By Sandy
at 2010-03-26T08:33

拍拍...

By James
at 2010-03-29T17:13

推...真男人...

By Gilbert
at 2010-04-02T01:54

德國人是無辜的@@ 一切都是B的錯我操你的B

By Frederic
at 2010-04-05T10:35

希望你朋友可以走出來....

By Valerie
at 2010-04-08T19:15

愛情不過是ㄧ場遊戲阿

By Andrew
at 2010-04-12T03:56

碼的必取

By Frederica
at 2010-04-15T12:37

淚灑西斯，真男人推

By Mia
at 2010-04-18T21:17

唉唉含淚拍拍

By Dora
at 2010-04-22T05:58

淚推!

By Belly
at 2010-04-25T14:38

推!!!!!!!

By Eartha
at 2010-04-28T23:19

拍拍........

By Bennie
at 2010-05-02T08:00

當初沒扁下去真可惜扁下去應該不用讓肝細胞受苦了

By Tristan Cohan
at 2010-05-05T16:40

她跑過去抱那個歪國人？！我很納悶這時候你們沒人去揍她！

By Ivy
at 2010-05-09T01:21

為啥要扁德國人?明明就那女的錯阿

By Rachel
at 2010-05-12T10:02

上面應該是說扁那個女人吧

By Anonymous
at 2010-05-15T18:42

A拍拍下一個會更好唷!!

By Xanthe
at 2010-05-19T03:23

拍拍~ 有情有義西斯人

By Sierra Rose
at 2010-05-22T12:04

真心換絕情

By Yuri
at 2010-05-25T20:44

好文!!!!!!台灣男性的悲哀......朋友拍拍

By Kama
at 2010-05-29T05:25

我哭了〒△〒有哭有推

By Daph Bay
at 2010-06-01T14:05

我想問B是不是台中教堂大學

By Candice
at 2010-06-04T22:46

拍拍……

By Selena
at 2010-06-08T07:27

淚推!!!

By Noah
at 2010-06-11T16:07

幹　我快哭了

By Ursula
at 2010-06-15T00:48

拍拍~~~破麻當道!!

By Brianna
at 2010-06-18T09:29

真感人，淚推！！！世上pu多如草…= =

By Aaliyah
at 2010-06-21T18:09

啪啪...

By Madame
at 2010-06-25T02:50

A該慶幸 B的離開不是在結婚後

By Tracy
at 2010-06-28T11:31

賽翁失馬焉知非福

By Lucy
at 2010-07-01T20:11

淚推~

By Enid
at 2010-07-05T04:52

A 你要加油濫B

By Sierra Rose
at 2010-07-08T13:32

ryanblue:我想問B是不是台中教堂大學有內幕?!!

By Madame
at 2010-07-11T22:13

想知道如果之後B回頭來找A復合 A會答應嗎?

By Andrew
at 2010-07-15T06:54

世上pu多如草

By Lucy
at 2010-07-18T15:34

> <

By Donna
at 2010-07-22T00:15

老外真吃香

By Thomas
at 2010-07-25T08:56

真的是天生的死破麻....

By Brianna
at 2010-07-28T17:36

幹 puma

By Olivia
at 2010-08-01T02:17

兄弟:拍拍德國人:啪啪啪

By Mason
at 2010-08-04T10:57

真是撲馬不打她也靜靜看她的報應哭屁

By Frederica
at 2010-08-07T19:38

累推~~!!A朋友真男人也!

By Harry
at 2010-08-11T04:19

賤女人糙

By Gilbert
at 2010-08-14T12:59

淚推

By Kyle
at 2010-08-17T21:40

會有更好的...拍拍

By Andrew
at 2010-08-21T06:21

拍拍其實外國人也不是故意要介入的..總之是女生的錯

By Ivy
at 2010-08-24T15:01

大嘯一聲是喬峯嗎

By Odelette
at 2010-08-27T23:42

不, 套用某版觀念: 千錯萬錯一定都是男人的錯, 女生不會錯

By Gary
at 2010-08-31T08:23

拍拍

By Robert
at 2010-09-03T17:03

告訴那老外他把到人家馬子看他反應再決定揍他與否啊!

By Barb Cronin
at 2010-09-07T01:44

女的在哭啥啊？是因為偷吃被抓到喔？

By Connor
at 2010-09-10T10:24

連講清楚都不會，除了真男人外可能也是笨男人

By Olivia
at 2010-09-13T19:05

歪國人一定不會錯要是錯就是你弄錯~

By Zenobia
at 2010-09-17T03:46

德國豬腳好大又好吃

By Annie
at 2010-09-20T12:26

好看喔

By Susan
at 2010-09-23T21:07

真的是淚推了

By Erin
at 2010-09-27T05:48

看到阿就好想嘶~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Skylar Davis
at 2010-09-30T14:28

拍拍~~女人真的是禍水!!!

By Regina
at 2010-10-03T23:09

推回來~說到做到!

By Dinah
at 2010-10-07T07:50

難道揍那歪國人女朋友就會回來了嗎想太多

By Anonymous
at 2010-10-10T16:30

拍拍

By Daph Bay
at 2010-10-14T01:11

拍拍

By Elma
at 2010-10-17T09:51

埃埃金系哭哭

By Gilbert
at 2010-10-20T18:32

痛阿拍拍

By Hedda
at 2010-10-24T03:13

外國人應該也不知道她有男友吧

By Agnes
at 2010-10-27T11:53

該揍的是噗不是那個歪果人

By Ethan
at 2010-10-30T20:34

阿~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Zora
at 2010-11-03T05:15

Q__Q 別哭，寶貝...

By Rachel
at 2010-11-06T13:55

拍拍.....

By Frederic
at 2010-11-09T22:36

好像拍戲的劇情 Q_Q

By Ingrid
at 2010-11-13T07:16

阿宅的幻想文，大家都是好人給拍拍呢~~

By Ursula
at 2010-11-16T15:57

拍拍

By Oscar
at 2010-11-20T00:38

拍拍......

By Sandy
at 2010-11-23T09:18

啪啪

By Hedda
at 2010-11-26T17:59

幹!我都泛淚了Q_Q

By Dorothy
at 2010-11-30T02:40

更...外國人其實很無辜，為什麼這麼多賤人糟蹋別人還笑
別人宅，更...B真PUMA！

By Queena
at 2010-12-03T11:20

我哭了......(拍拍) 祝好男人A可以找到更好的!

By Mason
at 2010-12-06T20:01

我也覺得可惡的是B...而不是那個歪國人!

By Valerie
at 2010-12-10T04:42

真的超級大淚推!!!

By Jessica
at 2010-12-13T13:22

這串討論串越來越過癮了...

By Suhail Hany
at 2010-12-16T22:03

拍拍…

By Adele
at 2010-12-20T06:43

拍拍

By James
at 2010-12-23T15:24

這故事讓我想到九把刀裡的藍金！

By Dinah
at 2010-12-27T00:05

拍拍拍拍!!!

By Xanthe
at 2010-12-30T08:45

德國人是無辜的...劍的是那個臭puma的B!!!!!!!!真順.= =

By Dora
at 2011-01-02T17:26

可惡！可惡！為什麼...台灣男人都這麼苦情？？？？

By Regina
at 2011-01-06T02:07

看了真難過...拍拍

By Bennie
at 2011-01-09T10:47

唉...

By Hedwig
at 2011-01-12T19:28

看外國人的反應，那個外國人被蒙在鼓裡...

By Michael
at 2011-01-16T04:09

我操你媽的b 拍拍

By Jake
at 2011-01-19T12:49

拍拍

By Bethany
at 2011-01-22T21:30

新奇好玩雅唬

By Sierra Rose
at 2011-01-26T06:10

有哭有推.. >"< 拍拍

By Charlie
at 2011-01-29T14:51

看著文字的那聲"啊~~" 我竟然鼻酸了...

By Daph Bay
at 2011-02-01T23:32

可憐的A

By Elma
at 2011-02-05T08:12

幹好哀傷

By Dorothy
at 2011-02-08T16:53

那段哀號根本就是傳說中啞子的哭聲啊

By Liam
at 2011-02-12T01:34

有沒有後續阿!!!!

By Jacky
at 2011-02-15T10:14

幹真的是有情有義的西斯版(淚) 台灣男兒萬歲~

By Elizabeth
at 2011-02-18T18:55

外國人搞不好不知情女生的錯吧馬的失去才開始後悔

By Robert
at 2011-02-22T03:35

可不可以是你蓋我火鍋而不是她帶我綠帽

By Brianna
at 2011-02-25T12:16

好想哭喔~好難過的文~真心換絕情...不懂外國人真的有比較好嗎

By Anthony
at 2011-02-28T20:57

女的有問題

By Agnes
at 2011-03-04T05:37

跟A來乾一杯....辛苦了

By Kyle
at 2011-03-07T14:18

拍拍 ....

By Jacky
at 2011-03-10T22:59

不過這婊子至少還會哭...不是只會流鮑汁...

By Andy
at 2011-03-14T07:39

拍拍 T..T

By Edward Lewis
at 2011-03-17T16:20

拍拍下一個會更好

By Selena
at 2011-03-21T01:01

拍拍......唉......

By Delia
at 2011-03-24T09:41

好故事

By Agatha
at 2011-03-27T18:22

真男人!!! 幫推~~

By Una
at 2011-03-31T03:02

再度淚推

By Mason
at 2011-04-03T11:43

幹太慘忍了

By Heather
at 2011-04-06T20:24

淚推...

By Kelly
at 2011-04-10T05:04

淚推～好心酸的節局...拍拍

By Madame
at 2011-04-13T13:45

淚推阿!!!

By Odelette
at 2011-04-16T22:26

幹...我覺得專情的男人比女人多太多了...

By Susan
at 2011-04-20T07:06

拍拍

By Jessica
at 2011-04-23T15:47

看完這篇我也很難過但我喜歡你們之間的友情

By Necoo
at 2011-04-27T00:28

淚推.....

By Harry
at 2011-04-30T09:08

真心換絕情...

By Ivy
at 2011-05-03T17:49

SAD文...

By Odelette
at 2011-05-07T02:29

淚推

By Gary
at 2011-05-10T11:10

淚推...好感傷 T^T

By Connor
at 2011-05-13T19:51

拍拍，加油!!!

By Sierra Rose
at 2011-05-17T04:31

幹.......原本想來西斯開心一下的= =

By Todd Johnson
at 2011-05-20T13:12

推

By Irma
at 2011-05-23T21:53

拍拍!!!!!

By Margaret
at 2011-05-27T06:33

超感動的....

By Una
at 2011-05-30T15:14

要是我的話一定會回頭說:兄弟們,你們說該怎麼解決!?(怒目)

By Heather
at 2011-06-02T23:54

怎麼看B 都是個賤貨那個歪國人感覺倒是挺無辜的

By Dorothy
at 2011-06-06T08:35

連我這種鴿派，想要客觀一點的，都忍不住想罵B是個PUMA

By Skylar Davis
at 2011-06-09T17:16

錯在B 就算德國人想把B B有良心也得拒絕操他X的B

By Leila
at 2011-06-13T01:56

淫蕩破麻B癢難耐

By Skylar Davis
at 2011-06-16T10:37

拍拍...

By Edwina
at 2011-06-19T19:18

這串引出一堆好文，原po朋友拍拍

By Harry
at 2011-06-23T03:58

其實沒西斯點......

By Joseph
at 2011-06-26T12:39

推原PO有情有意好兄弟!!!

By Carol
at 2011-06-29T21:20

有情有義西斯人

By Joseph
at 2011-07-03T06:00

可不可以是你蓋我火鍋而不是她帶我綠帽-->看到這快哭了

By Dorothy
at 2011-07-06T14:41

還是西斯版的必較多老實人科~~

By Ethan
at 2011-07-09T23:21

這B真可惡......

By Kyle
at 2011-07-13T08:02

有股濃厚的哀傷...

By Ivy
at 2011-07-16T16:43

有看有推~~

By Ethan
at 2011-07-20T01:23

真。男人！

By Delia
at 2011-07-23T10:04

臺灣人大概被打的更慘八

By Madame
at 2011-07-26T18:45

好破..拍拍!

By Christine
at 2011-07-30T03:25

我哭了

By Damian
at 2011-08-02T12:06

應該要扁死那臭麻吧～～你真是一個有情也有義的真男人

By John
at 2011-08-05T20:47

含淚....拍拍!!

By Charlie
at 2011-08-09T05:27

拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍啪

By Elma
at 2011-08-12T14:08

歪果仁吃洨吧

By Edwina
at 2011-08-15T22:48

原PO朋友拍拍! QQ

By Edwina
at 2011-08-19T07:29

加油!

By Mason
at 2011-08-22T16:10

要揍也是揍B吧那個歪國人看起來根本是狀況外

By Valerie
at 2011-08-26T00:50

轉去法西斯版看看

By Dinah
at 2011-08-29T09:31

哀...超想罵髒話.... 轉到法西斯應該還是真愛無罪吧....

By Susan
at 2011-09-01T18:12

QQ 幫推

By Mia
at 2011-09-05T02:52

原PO朋友加油

By Kristin
at 2011-09-08T11:33

x他媽的死x麻

By Franklin
at 2011-09-11T20:13

看到快流淚了拍拍

By Jessica
at 2011-09-15T04:54

幹好感人

By Ophelia
at 2011-09-18T13:35

拍拍.........

By Lily
at 2011-09-21T22:15

SO SAD ..

By Xanthe
at 2011-09-25T06:56

金可憐~

By Kama
at 2011-09-28T15:37

拍拍!!!!

By Ivy
at 2011-10-02T00:17

拍！

By Hazel
at 2011-10-05T08:58

推啊

By Megan
at 2011-10-08T17:39

該扁的是那女人啊

By Daniel
at 2011-10-12T02:19

推...都要流淚了T口T

By Xanthe
at 2011-10-15T11:00

拍拍...........

By Tristan Cohan
at 2011-10-18T19:40

幹...我哭哭了= =

By Olga
at 2011-10-22T04:21

拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍拍不過那個老外好像是無辜的

By Faithe
at 2011-10-25T13:02

幹他媽的B!

By Irma
at 2011-10-28T21:42

拍拍...

By Noah
at 2011-11-01T06:23

我哭了！板主換板標啊可不可以是你蓋我火鍋...

By Christine
at 2011-11-04T15:04

奇怪! 為什麼我的眼框會有東西不斷的流出來....

By George
at 2011-11-07T23:44

總之一句話會淪落到台灣來的歪果人10個有9個是廢渣

By Annie
at 2011-11-11T08:25

如果他們有能力在國外生存下去也不會來需要來到台灣

By Regina
at 2011-11-14T17:06

撿人家被淘汰掉的爛貨來台灣還被當寶

By Poppy
at 2011-11-18T01:46

看到老外在台灣唸書反應就是 "喔?歪果人阿? 九成是廢渣"

By Quanna
at 2011-11-21T10:27

基八死破麻

By Gilbert
at 2011-11-24T19:07

我比較想知道pu的結局

By Doris
at 2011-11-28T03:48

好賤...爛透了~古時候早就浸豬籠了

By Agnes
at 2011-12-01T12:29

這真的是太超過了～

By Ursula
at 2011-12-04T21:09

拍拍....

By Mary
at 2011-12-08T05:50

歪果人都很SEXY 一定是有甚麼誤會

By Necoo
at 2011-12-11T14:31

該扁的是B阿

By Olga
at 2011-12-14T23:11

fukobe:德國人是無辜的...劍的是那個臭puma的B!

By Una
at 2011-12-18T07:52

德國人是無辜的... 臭的是那個賤puma的B!

By Liam
at 2011-12-21T16:32

幹,歪了

By Steve
at 2011-12-25T01:13

好人總是太珍惜而失去真無奈

By Mason
at 2011-12-28T09:54

哪個勇者轉去法西斯一下啊？

By Lydia
at 2011-12-31T18:34

唉..很感傷...給A拍拍手..

By Zanna
at 2012-01-04T03:15

幹我在計中哭了!

By Charlie
at 2012-01-07T11:56

幹看完真的有難過到

By Isla
at 2012-01-10T20:36

操你媽的B！！

By Edwina
at 2012-01-14T05:17

笨pu...外國人回國你就看她怎麼吃屎吧

By Robert
at 2012-01-17T13:58

淚推.....(不過後來勒??)

By Jacob
at 2012-01-20T22:38

拍拍.挨.....想當年 .....

By Franklin
at 2012-01-24T07:19

德國人跟PUMA都該死

By Susan
at 2012-01-27T15:59

搶別人閃光不論歪果人或是台灣人我都會殺

By Rae
at 2012-01-31T00:40

推，我哭哭了

By Yedda
at 2012-02-03T09:21

雖然沒有西斯點，還是給推!!

By Doris
at 2012-02-06T18:01

拍拍~ 淚推 ><

By Mary
at 2012-02-10T02:42

推!!真男人!!死puma

By Damian
at 2012-02-13T11:23

想問一下..後來有回頭嗎....那位女生

By Una
at 2012-02-16T20:03

拍拍+淚推..

By Faithe
at 2012-02-20T04:44

拍拍<(￣︶￣)╱o(〒﹏〒)o 情誼相挺啦！

By Rachel
at 2012-02-23T13:25

德國人應該是無辜的賤的是那個死PUMA

By Olive
at 2012-02-26T22:05

拍拍!!

By Donna
at 2012-03-01T06:46

真心換絕PU..A男真男人..

By Tom
at 2012-03-04T15:26

幹他媽基巴我哭了>"<~那女的真pu原po的a友別擔心
下一個會更好加油~~拍拍

By Rachel
at 2012-03-08T00:07

幹加油阿

By George
at 2012-03-11T08:48

拍拍這就是人生阿

By David
at 2012-03-14T17:28

萬噸真心換不到一隻洋屌，這就是人蔘呀孩子

By Necoo
at 2012-03-18T02:09

幹我好難過原PO朋友真男人

By Necoo
at 2012-03-21T10:50

幹!! 他媽的為什麼女人要這樣???

By Barb Cronin
at 2012-03-24T19:30

幹有洞了不起

By Agnes
at 2012-03-28T04:11

這人生阿~男的EQ控管真了不起

By Rebecca
at 2012-03-31T12:51

拍拍

By Agatha
at 2012-04-03T21:32

沒西斯不過有感動推

By Hardy
at 2012-04-07T06:13

拍拍

By Connor
at 2012-04-10T14:53

溫馨西斯版

By Dorothy
at 2012-04-13T23:34

女人就是賤阿

By Hedwig
at 2012-04-17T08:15

好啦，我也剛歸團，哈哈

By Jacky
at 2012-04-20T16:55

打那德國人幹麻?搞不好那女的自己貼上去的~破麻!

By Bethany
at 2012-04-24T01:36

我們中國人!!不是東亞病夫!!!!!阿剎!!!

By Christine
at 2012-04-27T10:17

自強不息

By Leila
at 2012-04-30T18:57

你朋友A應該請德國人吃宵夜才對,因為他只是個出題者,

By Iris
at 2012-05-04T03:38

幫你朋友篩掉了先期PUMA,避免都結婚了才發現她是什麼東西..

By Zanna
at 2012-05-07T12:18

含淚推一個~

By Olivia
at 2012-05-10T20:59

男人花心永不變心女人變心無法重新!!

By Quanna
at 2012-05-14T05:40

拍拍

By Isabella
at 2012-05-17T14:20

外國人應該也不知情我想是女生的問題吧@@"

By Leila
at 2012-05-20T23:01

拍拍臭屄爛PU 不要也罷

By Belly
at 2012-05-24T07:42

拍拍拍拍~~~眼淚竟然掉個不停XD

By Anonymous
at 2012-05-27T16:22

拍拍

By Edwina
at 2012-05-31T01:03

淚推... 〒△〒

By Sandy
at 2012-06-03T09:44

賤女人

By Odelette
at 2012-06-06T18:24

拍拍..加油

By Doris
at 2012-06-10T03:05

我的雞皮疙瘩幫我撿一下...... 淚推！！T.T

By Aaliyah
at 2012-06-13T11:45

有哭有推

By Susan
at 2012-06-16T20:26

拍拍

By Irma
at 2012-06-20T05:07

可不可以是你蓋我火鍋而不是她帶我綠帽......好哀傷阿

By Annie
at 2012-06-23T13:47

幹..我哭了..埃.

By Joe
at 2012-06-26T22:28

搞什麼.....〒△〒

By Edith
at 2012-06-30T07:09

推推幹你媽的puma

By Joe
at 2012-07-03T15:49

說真的在那種場面下告白很多女孩都會說好= =

By Heather
at 2012-07-07T00:30

eo4 這系列文章太感人了....

By Charlie
at 2012-07-10T09:10

淚推 T口T~

By Edwina
at 2012-07-13T17:51

拍拍拍拍拍

By Jacky
at 2012-07-17T02:32

啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪~~啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪~~ 啪啪啪啪啪啪啪~

By Candice
at 2012-07-20T11:12

〒△〒這女的真寡廉鮮恥

By Yuri
at 2012-07-23T19:53

done

該怎麼救回一個被歪國人迷昏的正妹朋友 … - 成人話題討論

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