該怎麼委婉的告知女伴急！！ - 成人話題討論

By Genevieve
at 2023-06-07T03:40

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小弟我37歲

最近認識一個41歲C罩杯小阿姨

我們已經約砲好幾次了

性事還算契合

而且她跟我都很愛後背狗爬體位

這體位不僅我不容易射

女生也說頂的好深好爽

OK離題了

小阿姨一切都很好

不過就是有嚴重便秘

她常常說一個禮拜沒大便都是家常便飯

是不是女生都很容易便秘啊

我兩天沒動靜肚子都要爆了

然後喔

我從後面進去時看到她的肛門也是很正常的事

但不知道是不是便秘太多天

昨晚低下身去想抓她的C奶

居然聞到一股屎味（但沒屁聲啊）

然後看了一下居然有一小顆便便彈出來

像義美巧克力球那樣

嚇到我差點軟掉

我趕緊拔出來射在阿姨背上

用衛生紙擦拭順便帶走那顆巧克力球！

到現在我還是忘不了那衝擊的畫面

便秘真的會這樣嗎？

拜託教我怎麼委婉告訴小阿姨

我真的好害怕

以後後背式有陰影了！！

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Tags: 體位

All Comments

By Zora
at 2023-06-09T02:46

你可以跟他說我頂到屎都出來了厲害吧

By Agatha
at 2023-06-11T01:52

真是驚喜

By Olga
at 2023-06-13T00:58

什麼叫驚喜

By Thomas
at 2023-06-15T00:04

為什麼不順便通一下呢

By Isabella
at 2023-06-16T23:09

不是幻想文的話以後她會找你通

By Freda
at 2023-06-18T22:15

問就是肛交

By Cara
at 2023-06-18T22:05

看到便便掉出來讓你更興奮是嗎？馬上就射出來了

By Yedda
at 2023-06-20T21:10

你是不是邊頂然後她一直咩咩叫

By Ophelia
at 2023-06-18T22:05

舔她啊

By Hedy
at 2023-06-20T21:10

她自己一定也知道，裝沒事就好
講太白只是尷尬

By George
at 2023-06-18T22:05

= =不會，絕對不會，還有你別信她的鬼話，便祕三天
就受不了了，一個禮拜三小

By Ingrid
at 2023-06-20T21:10

你確定她不是頭羊嗎？

By Yuri
at 2023-06-18T22:05

還能射也是厲害

By Odelette
at 2023-06-20T21:10

幹！哩欸賽辣粗來阿拉

By Lily
at 2023-06-18T22:05

師爺你解釋解釋，什麼是"驚喜"?

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2023-06-20T21:10

噁心

By Liam
at 2023-06-18T22:05

肛他，順便通一通她會更愛你

By Dinah
at 2023-06-20T21:10

頂屎粒啦！

By Yedda
at 2023-06-18T22:05

真的貼心的話應該頂住肛門口射讓她滑便清腸

By Damian
at 2023-06-20T21:10

那在業界是嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔

By Ethan
at 2023-06-18T22:05

她是羊？

By Kelly
at 2023-06-20T21:10

爽到失禁

By Hamiltion
at 2023-06-18T22:05

......

By Sandy
at 2023-06-20T21:10

她大你四歲你該叫姊姊吧好意思

By Dinah
at 2023-06-18T22:05

人類玩法真的沒有極限的嗎

By Steve
at 2023-06-20T21:10

我想到羊大便..一顆顆，好似滿滿波霸粒呢～

By Mason
at 2023-06-18T22:05

C罩杯小阿姨是羊的名字嗎？

By Ivy
at 2023-06-20T21:10

我會笑死

By Thomas
at 2023-06-18T22:05

我到底看了什麼XD

By Rosalind
at 2023-06-20T21:10

嘔嘔嘔

By Bennie
at 2023-06-18T22:05

直接插下去幫忙順暢阿

By Kyle
at 2023-06-20T21:10

你還射的出來...

By Hedda
at 2023-06-18T22:05

分手

By Thomas
at 2023-06-20T21:10

塞回去阿...

By Noah
at 2023-06-18T22:05

原本想說點什麼..還是算了！

By Franklin
at 2023-06-20T21:10

真靠北的幻想文

By Hedda
at 2023-06-18T22:05

她大腸癌吧叫她去做檢查

By Dorothy
at 2023-06-20T21:10

哈哈哈哈，笑死

By Valerie
at 2023-06-18T22:05

賽ㄉㄟ滾啦

By Victoria
at 2023-06-20T21:10

下次餵她吃77巧克力球

By Charlotte
at 2023-06-18T22:05

這不是幻想文就是創作文吧

By Vanessa
at 2023-06-20T21:10

沒撿起來吃真是失策

By Eden
at 2023-06-18T22:05

問94吃義美巧克力球

By Frederic
at 2023-06-20T21:10

塞回去

By Hamiltion
at 2023-06-18T22:05

那是珍奶好ㄔ

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2023-06-20T21:10

這篇會被記者抄走恭喜上新聞

By Kelly
at 2023-06-18T22:05

那是龍眼乾

By Thomas
at 2023-06-20T21:10

過來人勸你換人否則以後硬不了

By Andrew
at 2023-06-18T22:05

都說便祕了怎麼可能彈一小顆出來

By Bennie
at 2023-06-20T21:10

便祕就是大便都超乾所以一小顆

By Delia
at 2023-06-18T22:05

你可以考慮幫她通一下….

By Noah
at 2023-06-20T21:10

葉配膩？突然想吃巧克力球了

By Xanthe
at 2023-06-18T22:05

叫她3天不大便就要吃軟便劑平日補充益生菌

By Edward Lewis
at 2023-06-20T21:10

我以為我在八卦版

By Andy
at 2023-06-18T22:05

你給翻譯翻譯什麼叫驚喜

By Ula
at 2023-06-20T21:10

有可能你再頂深一點她瓶頸段就通了

By Regina
at 2023-06-18T22:05

幻想文喔

By Catherine
at 2023-06-20T21:10

不過陰道離直腸不遠很多女生生小孩前都會壓迫到先拉一點
屎出來我相信有陪產經驗的都看過

By Odelette
at 2023-06-18T22:05

6樓正解

By Yedda
at 2023-06-20T21:10

阿姨:你頂屎我了

By Faithe
at 2023-06-18T22:05

笑死

By Eden
at 2023-06-20T21:10

看到大便馬上射你是真D變態

By Connor
at 2023-06-18T22:05

兔子的大便也是巧克力球

By Puput
at 2023-06-20T21:10

37歲小弟，41歲阿姨，太過分了吧

By Anonymous
at 2023-06-18T22:05

你把痔瘡給肛出來？

By Frederica
at 2023-06-20T21:10

37老男

By Audriana
at 2023-06-18T22:05

37歲叫41歲阿姨

By Kyle
at 2023-06-20T21:10

叔叔怎麼好意思叫人家阿姨？

By Yedda
at 2023-06-18T22:05

腸胃問題請去甲版

By Mia
at 2023-06-20T21:10

你是幹到扭蛋機哦還會掉巧克力球

By Isla
at 2023-06-18T22:05

joke版

By Caroline
at 2023-06-20T21:10

撿起來塞回去啊

By Yedda
at 2023-06-18T22:05

你就當作幹一隻羊

By Kumar
at 2023-06-20T21:10

後來巧克力球你怎麼處理

By Linda
at 2023-06-18T22:05

幹好想吐真的一對活寶

By Mason
at 2023-06-20T21:10

你是跟羊那個嗎

By Donna
at 2023-06-18T22:05

確實有可能太久沒大便專大小小顆

By Regina
at 2023-06-20T21:10

https://i.imgur.com/WLqNjna.jpg

By Necoo
at 2023-06-18T22:05

啥啦

By Mia
at 2023-06-20T21:10

啥小好好笑

By Megan
at 2023-06-18T22:05

笑死

By Jacky
at 2023-06-20T21:10

西斯版怎麼也一堆女權啊姨啊
41歲是阿姨的年紀沒錯啊

By Una
at 2023-06-18T22:05

其實是他因為便秘吃的正露丸辣嘻嘻

By Hedy
at 2023-06-20T21:10

你是小農？

By Joe
at 2023-06-18T22:05

你跟羊…

By Rosalind
at 2023-06-20T21:10

阿姨：「咩~~~~~」

By Edwina
at 2023-06-18T22:05

撿起來吞下去不是？

By Frederic
at 2023-06-20T21:10

吃熟青菜跟益生菌益生質，再加點豬皮，多喝水，保證感
謝我XD

By Quintina
at 2023-06-18T22:05

幹我為什麼要在中午點開這篇

By Yuri
at 2023-06-20T21:10

你跟熱鬥小馬約炮？

By Anthony
at 2023-06-18T22:05

http://i.imgur.com/iqxU0nj.jpg

By Thomas
at 2023-06-20T21:10

你不喜歡義美的巧克力？那掉出金莎的可以嗎？

By Lauren
at 2023-06-18T22:05

送她益生菌不用說

By Elvira
at 2023-06-20T21:10

大你4歲好意思叫人家小阿姨
阿伯喊人家小阿姨沒嫌你就不錯了

By Xanthe
at 2023-06-18T22:05

你是幹到山羊吧

By Elvira
at 2023-06-20T21:10

下次幫她浣腸啊

By Regina
at 2023-06-18T22:05

你下次也拉屎在床上

By Ida
at 2023-06-20T21:10

每賣出一杯珍奶就有一位41便祕阿姨被頂出一堆賽

By Annie
at 2023-06-18T22:05

小農笑了

By Audriana
at 2023-06-20T21:10

靠邀我笑到不行

By Harry
at 2023-06-18T22:05

你是幹到LBJ喔

By Elizabeth
at 2023-06-20T21:10

Goat ?

By Necoo
at 2023-06-18T22:05

幫她浣腸啊增加情趣

By Belly
at 2023-06-20T21:10

袋熊的便便是正方型

By Zora
at 2023-06-18T22:05

你幹到羊精了，她以後會報恩的

By Iris
at 2023-06-20T21:10

還是你充當醫生幫他挖呀挖呀挖….一下

By Bethany
at 2023-06-18T22:05

珍奶那個圖看了以後都不敢喝了

By Dora
at 2023-06-20T21:10

我笑死

By Thomas
at 2023-06-18T22:05

幹…….

By Tom
at 2023-06-20T21:10

便秘7天10天都還好吧，看吃什麼東西

By Zanna
at 2023-06-18T22:05

說真的，當下我會想拉她到廁所挖乾淨

By Kelly
at 2023-06-20T21:10

37叫41歲阿姨嗯…

By Jacky
at 2023-06-18T22:05

乾，你還射的出來喔

By Joseph
at 2023-06-20T21:10

你連心愛女人的大便都不敢吃還敢說愛他

By Daniel
at 2023-06-18T22:05

噴在裡面潤滑

By Victoria
at 2023-06-20T21:10

大便都是家常便飯

By Rachel
at 2023-06-18T22:05

你以後都會有陰影

By Elvira
at 2023-06-20T21:10

你老實說了你是不是肛交沾到屎不好意思說

By Hedwig
at 2023-06-18T22:05

解成就！

By Tom
at 2023-06-20T21:10

想到奈良的鹿

By David
at 2023-06-18T22:05

你是幹到扭蛋機吧

By Daph Bay
at 2023-06-20T21:10

爽到屎出來

By Megan
at 2023-06-18T22:05

確定你約的是人不是四隻腳的哺乳類？

By Elizabeth
at 2023-06-20T21:10

幻想文

By Zora
at 2023-06-18T22:05

山羊大便歐，一顆一顆

By Todd Johnson
at 2023-06-20T21:10

全村の希望

By Zora
at 2023-06-18T22:05

好噁...

By Hedwig
at 2023-06-20T21:10

山羊XD

By Edwina
at 2023-06-18T22:05

不要找山羊啦

By Adele
at 2023-06-20T21:10

笑屎人啦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Audriana
at 2023-06-18T22:05

以前為了便秘灌1L牛奶…… 想想好浪費

By Belly
at 2023-06-20T21:10

嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔
你不會是插屁屁吧

By Kelly
at 2023-06-18T22:05

靠北都看到掉出來了也不會把他撿起來塞回去一點公
德心都沒有

By Gary
at 2023-06-20T21:10

繼頂到肺之後，頂出屎。

By Queena
at 2023-06-18T22:05

叫他喝優略如

By Thomas
at 2023-06-20T21:10

不要玩羊會上新聞

By Irma
at 2023-06-18T22:05

妳連她的大O都不敢吃，還敢說愛她

By Olive
at 2023-06-20T21:10

我到底看了什麼，容我叫你ㄧ聲通腸師

By Emma
at 2023-06-18T22:05

幫她灌腸啊

By Noah
at 2023-06-20T21:10

以後這阿姨便秘就找你了

By Irma
at 2023-06-18T22:05

完事很累請她吃巧克力補充熱量

By Carol
at 2023-06-20T21:10

操出翔～算你狠

By David
at 2023-06-18T22:05

早餐店奶茶先準備好給她

By Hedda
at 2023-06-20T21:10

推LBJ的好煩XDDD

By Vanessa
at 2023-06-18T22:05

有笑有推

By Bethany
at 2023-06-20T21:10

看到屎沒軟掉還可以立刻射出..人材阿

By Hazel
at 2023-06-18T22:05

羊屎

By Caroline
at 2023-06-20T21:10

哈哈哈幹好好笑

By Olive
at 2023-06-18T22:05

靠北我笑爛

By Robert
at 2023-06-20T21:10

你連心愛女人的大便都不敢吃還敢說愛他

By Hamiltion
at 2023-06-18T22:05

超好笑

By Mason
at 2023-06-20T21:10

超過一個禮拜基本上嘴巴都會飄屎味的

By Steve
at 2023-06-18T22:05

用粗吸管吸啦

By Hamiltion
at 2023-06-20T21:10

這衛生有點恐怖

By Olga
at 2023-06-18T22:05

沒軟掉可見心理素質夠強大可當男優了

By Carol
at 2023-06-20T21:10

蛤….我國高中的時候胃腸差可以半個月一個月大一次
欸…..

By Erin
at 2023-06-18T22:05

這你也行？

By Yedda
at 2023-06-20T21:10

靠北啊害我對巧克力球有陰影了

By Linda
at 2023-06-18T22:05

不要性侵山羊

By Queena
at 2023-06-20T21:10

你們要不要玩浣腸PLAY

By Genevieve
at 2023-06-18T22:05

巧克力球惹到你了嗎

By Margaret
at 2023-06-20T21:10

靠北阿，阿姨是羊嗎

By Xanthe
at 2023-06-18T22:05

幹笑死

By Ingrid
at 2023-06-20T21:10

真有趣

By Michael
at 2023-06-18T22:05

XDDD

By Rachel
at 2023-06-20T21:10

有味道

By Lydia
at 2023-06-18T22:05

怕你以後會有陰影就完了

By Selena
at 2023-06-20T21:10

健達出奇蛋

By Yedda
at 2023-06-18T22:05

把它給吃了不會?

By Erin
at 2023-06-20T21:10

下次嘴巴記得打開，噴出來的時候就接住吃掉，好嗨補

By Ula
at 2023-06-18T22:05

長期便秘因擠壓想拉屎我覺得沒毛病

By Anthony
at 2023-06-20T21:10

中藥解便秘滿有效的，帶她去看中醫啦！

By Iris
at 2023-06-18T22:05

小羊屎

By Zenobia
at 2023-06-20T21:10

仔細找一下應該還有付鋼彈

By Charlotte
at 2023-06-18T22:05

你幫她排便了，功德一件。建議好人做到底

By Eden
at 2023-06-20T21:10

認真回一星期沒上身體通常都有狀況建議斷開
他的腸胃應該連蠕動都有問題

By Victoria
at 2023-06-18T22:05

她有咩咩叫嗎

By Frederica
at 2023-06-20T21:10

兩邊互通？這個厲害了

By Jake
at 2023-06-18T22:05

原來是C羊羊

By Olive
at 2023-06-20T21:10

我看了什麼

By Rosalind
at 2023-06-18T22:05

他是羊嗎

By Gilbert
at 2023-06-20T21:10

XDDDD

By Sandy
at 2023-06-18T22:05

吐惹

By Necoo
at 2023-06-20T21:10

珍珠談出來而已啦，泡奶茶喝了

By Frederic
at 2023-06-18T22:05

跟她說射進直腸能幫助她排便

By Dinah
at 2023-06-20T21:10

有的干還嫌，可以分享我幫你搞她

By Hazel
at 2023-06-18T22:05

買酵素給他

By Genevieve
at 2023-06-20T21:10

好人做到底幹完順便肛她幫他清宿便

By Elizabeth
at 2023-06-18T22:05

笑死

By Kama
at 2023-06-20T21:10

乾笑死

By Hedda
at 2023-06-18T22:05

笑死了啦

By Jake
at 2023-06-20T21:10

完事後可以炒盤蒼蠅頭一起吃

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