計概課學姐 - 成人話題討論

Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-04-26T07:06

Table of Contents

肥宅這學期我又開始重休計概

身為四修達人 當然又選了同個教授去復制貼上

當然又翹勒幾堂課,結果昨天老師又說要期中考勒

好在我上學期打好機礎,我已經會printf("Hello world\n");

沒在怕的,這時候看到學姐洨Call也在這堂課

洨Call學姐穿著洨碎花洋裝一臉困惑樣

肥宅我就自告奮勇去解惑,結果我發現老師改寫C++

我整個傻眼勒,洨Call說底迪沒關係我可以教你Cin Cout怎麼用

昨天晚上我就去洨Call學姐的閨房

魯蛇我打開黑素思開起最潮的VisualStudio2013

突然想拉屎就跟學姐借廁所,一開就是經血的味道

幹 果然正妹的經血就是不一樣 我就把殘留在馬桶蓋的經血

怒舔乾淨 幹 這味道剛走三天!!

出來後學姐就說唉喲 你嘴吧好香
快來看怎麼用cin /cout

o'_'o 怎麼跟printf scanf不一樣 欸害 我只看得懂return 0;

學姐糾正我說C++是" return gg"
聽勒我就ggininder

我懂勒 cin/cout 吸勒就硬 吸勒就out 我力馬掏出3cm

褪下包皮 學姐的嬰桃小口湊上來吸!!我又硬勒!!!

學姐又吸勒一口我就不客氣托下Zara小碎花洋裝 用力嘟

學姐叫出:啊～～～特 幹我就身寸革力然後return gg

我又被吸又硬勒

結果隔天又睡過頭沒考到試QQ 我該怎麼辦......






--
Sent from my Android

--
Tags: 正妹

All Comments

Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2015-04-29T11:34
你可以說人話嗎 廢到有剩欸
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2015-05-02T16:03
閱 先補血
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2015-05-05T20:31
看的頭很痛
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-05-09T01:00
講中文
William avatar
By William
at 2015-05-12T05:28
看不懂
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2015-05-15T09:57
我學程設 但我看不懂你在寫啥
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2015-05-18T14:25
孩子該洗洗睡吧
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2015-05-21T18:54
嗯
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-05-24T23:22
三毀
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2015-05-28T03:51
還是不要去考試的好~
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-05-31T08:19
...
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2015-06-03T12:48
......
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2015-06-06T17:16
你還是打程式碼出來吧
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2015-06-09T21:45
這什麼鬼啦
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2015-06-13T02:13
唉 舔經血舔到腦有蟲了
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2015-06-16T06:42
供沙小喇 講中文好嗎
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2015-06-19T11:11
太廢不想推
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2015-06-22T15:39
前面java後面c return 5566
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-06-25T20:08
阿鬼你還是說中文吧
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2015-06-29T00:36
cout<<"廢文";
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2015-07-02T05:05
重修
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2015-07-05T09:33
複製
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2015-07-08T14:02
錯字就是該噓
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2015-07-11T18:30
幹 你給我改ID喔
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2015-07-14T22:59
Gin Tai Go
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-07-18T03:27
你累了嗎？
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2015-07-21T07:56
雖然很爛 可是我看到print跟cout cin還是笑出來了
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2015-07-24T12:24
跟風
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2015-07-27T16:53
蠻好笑的啊
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2015-07-30T21:21
西勒公三小
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2015-08-03T01:50
難怪計概能四修
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2015-08-06T06:18
計概四修…真男人 我
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2015-08-09T10:47
說中文啦
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-08-12T15:15
蛤
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2015-08-15T19:44
工殺
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2015-08-19T00:12
爛透了XDDDDDDD
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2015-08-22T04:41
= =
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-08-25T09:09
2修
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2015-08-28T13:38
整篇我只看得懂printf
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2015-08-31T18:06
公三甩
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2015-09-03T22:35
共捨小
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2015-09-07T03:03
已 檢 舉
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2015-09-10T07:32
OutputDebugSting("This is a 廢文。 \n");
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2015-09-13T12:00
只看得懂 hello world
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-09-16T16:29
哩喜咧工三小朋友
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2015-09-19T20:58
工沙小
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-09-23T01:26
不好笑
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2015-09-26T05:55
還蠻好笑
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2015-09-29T10:23
國文老師哭了
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2015-10-02T14:52
ㄋ
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2015-10-05T19:20
失敗
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-10-08T23:49
優質好文
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2015-10-12T04:17
求56體好讀版
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2015-10-15T08:46
幹笑死
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2015-10-18T13:14
。
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2015-10-21T17:43
可以選一下字嗎 看得好痛苦
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2015-10-24T22:11
哈哈
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-10-28T02:40
連function都沒call還想摳學姐??
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2015-10-31T07:08
難怪你會四修 ....
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2015-11-03T11:37
腦子燒壞
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2015-11-06T16:05
三小喔
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2015-11-09T20:34
標點符號悲劇
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2015-11-13T01:02
虎頭蛇尾
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-11-16T05:31
我轉科生 就算不看書 計概 照樣輕鬆過 雷包
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2015-11-19T09:59
噓
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-11-22T14:28
程式加油，好嗎？
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-11-25T18:56
都四修了你還哪來的學姊 豪洨也要點邏輯
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-11-28T23:25
ㄏㄏ
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2015-12-02T03:53
有笑有推
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2015-12-05T08:22
你還是回火星吧
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2015-12-08T12:50
可以不要秀下限嗎拜託
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2015-12-11T17:19
廢文
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-12-14T21:47
樓上一堆宅宅看不懂，怒虛 跟阿6看不懂繁體字惱羞一樣
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2015-12-18T02:16
廢
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-12-21T06:44
在米國讀書發什麼廢文啦？
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-12-24T11:13
if(boring=="廢文"){return true;}
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2015-12-27T15:42
夠廢
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-12-30T20:10
廢到爆
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2016-01-03T00:39
還滿好笑的啊哈哈哈是我笑點太低嗎
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-01-06T05:07
修計概修到崩潰
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2016-01-09T09:36
阿鬼，你還是講中文吧…
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2016-01-12T14:04
啥
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2016-01-15T18:33
???????
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-01-18T23:01
果然宅
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2016-01-22T03:30
資工人怒噓
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-01-25T07:58
學好軟體再來好嗎？
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-01-28T12:27
你還是準備延畢吧
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2016-01-31T16:55
三小
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2016-02-03T21:24
唉 不忍心噓你
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-02-07T01:52
衝三小

越妹不給親奶頭說會癢什麼意思?

Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2015-04-25T21:27
今天我把要拿去買衣服的錢 又忍不住打電話給觀察很久 評價不錯很年輕的越南小姐 因上次看到一個很正的高中妹 就很想吃嫩妹 一進去就是很失望..... 黑港港、紅豆腿、腿不均勻、b杯、大小奶有點外擴、垂 衣服不穿好、亂亂的 感覺上一個客人剛做好 因為馬上又要脫 先隨便穿一下 頭髮亂用夾子夾起來 床很亂、 ...

我的約砲暗黑史

Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-04-24T22:43
大家好，E奶龍又來了 經過首發試水溫測試之後的結果，我決定要成為一個抗壓性很高的人 所以我這次依然不會屈服於你們的淫威附圖的XDD 噓完請左轉，感謝 -- 統整一下上次的問題，比較多人問的和我想回的在這邊一次回覆哦 Q1： -17公分是三小？ A1： 本來是想要表達一個Hyphen的概念，無 ...

各位愛愛完會不想說話嗎？

Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2015-04-24T00:00
※ 引述《sexKinsey (西斯板匿名專用)》之銘言： : 哈囉～各位G cup,30cm的大大好~ : 小妹有一個問題想請教大家~但也可能是我自己的怪癖吧～ : 小妹每次跟閃光愛愛完都會很想跟對方聊天 : 大部分都是聊剛剛的過程，聊他剛剛覺得如何，跟上次有什麼不一樣，總之就是話很多~ : 不論做的多累或 ...

菲律賓魯蛇遊記- Nuru massage

Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-04-21T18:09
本魯又來介紹菲律賓的and#34;景點and#34;了, 今天要來介紹一種很特殊的按摩方式, 叫做Nuru massage. 玩法就是結合泰國浴跟日本A片裡面用那種lotion透明液體塗在身上的人體按 摩, 算是滿特別的經驗. 有一種將A片情節帶到現實生活中的感覺, 缺點就是真的很滑... 打起砲來不是挺方便 ...

大叔吸引力

Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2015-04-21T00:48
你這篇文章根本是釣大叔文無誤！！！ 又要變成BG文～ 很多大叔的優勢大概就這樣吧 有台不錯的車：但其實會懷念騎機車兩個人緊緊抱一起，吹風躲雨的浪漫 經濟能力OK：交往時請客看電影吃吃飯小旅行OK，名牌包高檔餐廳，抱歉～當老婆才有 生活歷練：看事情角度/度量/理智冷靜/成熟度/見識多 都會比較好點，其 ...