要跟人妻出去約會了怎辦? - 成人話題討論

By Hamiltion
at 2016-05-02T12:37

Table of Contents

要跟一個剛新婚不久的人妻約出去了

她告訴我她丈夫的出勤時間跟歸家時間

還囑咐我屆時不能抱她跟親她強調我們是好朋友(當我吃素哦?每個女的都嘛這樣說)

還有要注意甚麼嗎? 好緊張捏

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By Jack
at 2016-05-02T23:47

記得戴套

By Charlie
at 2016-05-03T10:56

本票要帶

By Liam
at 2016-05-03T22:06

醒醒

By Frederic
at 2016-05-04T09:16

等等可能會有徵信社衝出來之類的本票準備好

By Rebecca
at 2016-05-04T20:25

記得錄音

By Sandy
at 2016-05-05T07:35

本票

By Ida
at 2016-05-05T18:44

記得本票的名字簽工整

By Lydia
at 2016-05-06T05:54

會緊張?? 沒那個屁股就別吃那個瀉藥阿

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-05-06T17:03

本票跟筆是重點

By Brianna
at 2016-05-07T04:13

你最近有一筆閒錢對吧

By Rachel
at 2016-05-07T15:22

蘋果日報會看到你嗎

By Enid
at 2016-05-08T02:32

不會挑外面哦！

By James
at 2016-05-08T13:41

當小王小心被打個半死下半身不遂

By Susan
at 2016-05-09T00:51

記得準備好本金

By Kumar
at 2016-05-09T12:01

蘋果:人妻勾小王老公氣炸怒告妨害家庭

By Bennie
at 2016-05-09T23:10

記得她提供的歸家時間前兩小時一定要離開

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-05-10T10:20

記得帶筆簽本票時會用到

By Dora
at 2016-05-10T21:29

本票

By Yuri
at 2016-05-11T08:39

By Caitlin
at 2016-05-11T19:48

彎彎表示:我又自私了OAQ

By Liam
at 2016-05-12T06:58

省小錢花大錢~

By Rebecca
at 2016-05-12T18:07

你要傾家蕩產了OwO

By Elma
at 2016-05-13T05:17

仙人跳跳跳吼哩送

By Joseph
at 2016-05-13T16:27

記得九淺一深的時候開錄音

By Joseph
at 2016-05-14T03:36

勸你通姦追訴期20年

By Jacky
at 2016-05-14T14:46

有圖再補推

By Enid
at 2016-05-15T01:55

妨礙家庭要小心吧

By Delia
at 2016-05-15T13:05

印尼本票筆

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-05-16T00:14

萬寶龍鋼筆*1 +本票

By Eden
at 2016-05-16T11:24

你知道妨礙家庭，也就是通姦罪是刑法，要坐牢的嗎？
而且一般人提告，往往放過自己的老婆或先生，專挑小三告

By Hazel
at 2016-05-16T22:33

即使自己的老婆或先生錯比較大，也是一樣，小三就是衰

By Ethan
at 2016-05-17T09:43

賠錢雖然痛，但跑法院更麻煩，留前科、去坐牢更悲慘
天涯何處無芳草，世界上女人這麼多，何苦非要迷戀人妻？

By Vanessa
at 2016-05-17T20:52

簽名練好看一點

By Eartha
at 2016-05-18T08:02

真的那麼有錢，把那錢拿去高級酒店花，保證你像皇帝一樣
事後銀貨兩訖，也沒有任何心理負擔，豈不甚好？

By Audriana
at 2016-05-18T19:12

不能抱不能親？這不是茶魚的規矩嗎？

By Leila
at 2016-05-19T06:21

西斯人氣會不會-1

By Necoo
at 2016-05-19T17:31

仙人跳付錢還好。被告妨礙家庭通姦。全世界都會知道

By Oliver
at 2016-05-20T04:40

每次這種上新聞都覺得很好笑脫光光說在摩鐵按摩沒幹

By Wallis
at 2016-05-20T15:50

沒那麼倒霉啦我就衝過沒事^_^

By Eden
at 2016-05-21T02:59

本票可以畫一隻魚當簽名用

By Aaliyah
at 2016-05-21T14:09

睡覺為什麼不把影片關掉

By Margaret
at 2016-05-22T01:18

準備好一個最帥的pose給人拍照

By Hardy
at 2016-05-22T12:28

上過快離婚的人妻，但新婚就約.....

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-05-22T23:38

你先找好律師吧

By Iris
at 2016-05-23T10:47

幹你娘吧

By Gary
at 2016-05-23T21:57

耶，現成肉票入手~~這樣概念，記得30w一次

By Rachel
at 2016-05-24T09:06

粉絲會拍照錄影請你簽名上報

By Anonymous
at 2016-05-24T20:16

小心遠端監控..

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-05-25T07:25

通姦罪是刑法呢

By Tracy
at 2016-05-25T18:35

唉，勸你不要，你心中的道德分界會崩潰，然後很難補
回來

By Tom
at 2016-05-26T05:44

呃~提醒你印泥帶了嗎

By Anthony
at 2016-05-26T16:54

記得擺好 pose 上鏡頭....

By Megan
at 2016-05-27T04:03

黃大爺4 ni?

By Dorothy
at 2016-05-27T15:13

沒這麼倒楣拉記得帶筆然後筆不要沒水就是了

By Lucy
at 2016-05-28T02:23

賭你不敢幹

By Gilbert
at 2016-05-28T13:32

管好小頭有這麼難

By Elizabeth
at 2016-05-29T00:42

本票跟印章

By Ida
at 2016-05-29T11:51

記得多存點錢,還有如果你很帥加上談吐得宜風趣,那又另
當別論。不然人家幹嘛跟你出去...科科

By Zanna
at 2016-05-29T23:01

都暗示那麼明顯了, 這時候不要就是要好嗎.

By Connor
at 2016-05-30T10:10

打兩發先不要精蟲衝腦

By Isabella
at 2016-05-30T21:20

回自己家

By Hedwig
at 2016-05-31T08:29

記得帶安全帽，就不怕被球棒尻頭了

By Hamiltion
at 2016-05-31T19:39

為什麼一堆人都認為要帶本票人家要婊你早就準備好在等
了

By Selena
at 2016-06-01T06:49

行車紀錄器

By Edwina
at 2016-06-01T17:58

印章

By Charlie
at 2016-06-02T05:08

犯法囉

By Lydia
at 2016-06-02T16:17

加油

By Harry
at 2016-06-03T03:27

放心去爽鄉民會幫你報警你不會被打的

By Joe
at 2016-06-03T14:36

還好他沒說不能幹

By Dinah
at 2016-06-04T01:46

明明是幽會記錄器

By Selena
at 2016-06-04T12:55

記得存檔

By Andrew
at 2016-06-05T00:05

不能抱不能親，但是可以__

By Enid
at 2016-06-05T11:14

記得帶我去幫忙拍照紀錄(￣▽￣)

By Madame
at 2016-06-05T22:24

真的約出去再邊用ptt實況問吧現在說什麼都假的

By Daniel
at 2016-06-06T09:34

先跟你的律師約好

By Eartha
at 2016-06-06T20:43

蘋果雖然裁員，但這報導還是會準時出來

By Jake
at 2016-06-07T07:53

記得先大便

By Emma
at 2016-06-07T19:02

記得面對突然來的鏡頭要比YA

By Zora
at 2016-06-08T06:12

行車紀錄器記得關掉.....

By Hedda
at 2016-06-08T17:21

練習簽名

By Annie
at 2016-06-09T04:31

已經開始寫稿了

By Lydia
at 2016-06-09T15:40

醒醒

By Dorothy
at 2016-06-10T02:50

只有我覺得原po是在唬爛嗎？

By Connor
at 2016-06-10T14:00

不管是不是在唬爛，鄉民的回應也算是勸世文啦

By Adele
at 2016-06-11T01:09

爆料公社搶先報

By Puput
at 2016-06-11T12:19

本票帶好什麼煩惱都沒有

By Tracy
at 2016-06-11T23:28

帶本票，還有現金多帶一點

By Susan
at 2016-06-12T10:38

現在一堆都是被設局

By Dorothy
at 2016-06-12T21:47

新婚夫妻通常不避孕，原PO有機會讓別人為你養孩子

By Leila
at 2016-06-13T08:57

記得作安全回報

By Lily
at 2016-06-13T20:06

記得本票

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-06-14T07:16

帶本票就OK

By Jack
at 2016-06-14T18:25

中出啊

By Jake
at 2016-06-15T05:35

先練習簽字啊

By Quintina
at 2016-06-15T16:45

簽本票的時候字要端正我的律師費可以讓你打八折

By Audriana
at 2016-06-16T03:54

所以po上來是要幹嘛？

By Valerie
at 2016-06-16T15:04

女生最會說反話了

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-06-17T02:13

彎彎表示：

By Oliver
at 2016-06-17T13:23

想起了人妻那些日子...（菸～

By Sandy
at 2016-06-18T00:32

行房記錄器記得開

By Belly
at 2016-06-18T11:42

最好是自備本票啦，頂多帶筆

By Lily
at 2016-06-18T22:51

本票吧仙人跳劇情不膩嗎

By Callum
at 2016-06-19T10:01

想想以後你老婆出去轟幹你幹的下去

By Hazel
at 2016-06-19T21:11

本票準備好

By Rae
at 2016-06-20T08:20

帶筆等等簽本票用

By William
at 2016-06-20T19:30

本票簽好

By Victoria
at 2016-06-21T06:39

記得錄音，不然要是被老公抓包還反告你妨害家庭

By Ina
at 2016-06-21T17:49

記得帶行房記錄器

By Audriana
at 2016-06-22T04:58

她老公可以用民法184條1項前段告你侵權
或是請你簽名

By Faithe
at 2016-06-22T16:08

被告了，要記得上來分享勸世文

By Anonymous
at 2016-06-23T03:17

本票，錄音筆.....

By Rachel
at 2016-06-23T14:27

神串留名上報要通知

By Necoo
at 2016-06-24T01:36

先錄音再說

By Edwina
at 2016-06-24T12:46

替你擔心，本票準備好就放心了

By Joe
at 2016-06-24T23:56

記得要來會報
回...

By Donna
at 2016-06-25T11:05

小心現世報...

By Aaliyah
at 2016-06-25T22:15

是還沒醒？還是傻了？

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-06-26T09:24

醒醒

By Zora
at 2016-06-26T20:34

免錢的最貴

By Lucy
at 2016-06-27T07:43

現金本票準備好

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-06-27T18:53

烈士

By Una
at 2016-06-28T06:02

歡迎來監所，我好好照顧你

By Emily
at 2016-06-28T17:12

印章，本票

By Zora
at 2016-06-29T04:22

本票幹麻帶，人家會幫你準備好。帶著愉悅的心情去，然
後待會字寫漂亮一點就好。

By Jake
at 2016-06-29T15:31

請先準備好律師

By Tracy
at 2016-06-30T02:41

別，她會彈出來肛死你

By Frederic
at 2016-06-30T13:50

律師先找

By Carol
at 2016-07-01T01:00

用小頭思考？

By Joe
at 2016-07-01T12:09

科技發達

By Damian
at 2016-07-01T23:19

腦袋呢？

By Callum
at 2016-07-02T10:28

記得帶錢交保

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at 2016-05-02T11:39

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at 2016-05-02T11:20

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要跟人妻出去約會了怎辦? - 成人話題討論

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