要怎麼形容胸部彈出來的畫面 - 成人話題討論

By Noah
at 2019-01-21T15:23

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今天一樣只接受點到六點半喔！其它的也許晚點到家再說

https://youtu.be/j8hPSMhUJfQ

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您好，聽說您想知道奶子彈出來的怎麼形容。
這裡是翻譯蒟蒻屌，以下提供一些文體翻譯參考。
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【饒舌歌手 – 熊仔】

hey yo
這是一間公司叫做韻腳無限
我們看著妹子胸部晃不用錢
饅頭大的胸部不是來自山東
罩杯大到我宅在家坐吃山空

Hold on

沒有塑膠在裡面才是real tits
其他的不如唱Fake plastic tree
假奶妹子都叫電台司令
電台都說我的韻腳slim
這就是我的實力
睪丸十二顆我都隱藏十粒
但我平常沒事最愛看那兩粒
Wait 哪兩粒
國賊勢不兩立
而我嗜哺兩粒

Time.

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【Big Bang theory - Sheldon】

Penny：「看看那女人的胸部，好會晃啊！」
Sheldon：「你知道嗎？女人的胸部之所以會晃是因為童年於第二性徵發展時缺乏尺寸與
材質適當的內衣進行形狀的支撐以及保護所導致的型變。而且那代表脂肪過多，對於人體
工學而言是相當容易傷到脊椎的。」

Penny：「我不知道她缺乏甚麼尺寸還是材質，我只知道你應該是缺乏母愛。」

Sheldon：「我媽總說我是她最愛的小男孩。」
Leonard：「她可能是怕不這麼說會讓你得憂鬱症。」
Sheldon：「我沒有憂鬱症！My mom had me tested！」

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【徐志摩】

目睹一回乳波的晃動
如康河柔波上一艘小舟
那是漣漪，是波濤的洶湧

是我心裡不能放歌的苦楚

如憔悴秋柳的細腰上掛了兩只月
我們靜著望，怕驚了它
悄悄地波動融入了我柔波似的心坎

那是美，是悄然竊望的美。

碩大，便是美。

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以上為三種不同領域與風格之描述。
請慢用。

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at 2019-01-25T23:47

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at 2019-01-30T08:10

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我覺得可以
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at 2019-02-03T16:34

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at 2019-03-01T18:55

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at 2019-03-06T03:19

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at 2019-03-10T11:42

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at 2019-03-14T20:06

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at 2019-03-19T04:30

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at 2019-04-18T15:15

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at 2019-06-01T03:10

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at 2019-06-22T21:08

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at 2019-08-18T10:14

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at 2020-01-04T14:49

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at 2020-03-01T03:55

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at 2020-03-22T21:53

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at 2020-04-26T17:01

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at 2020-05-01T01:25

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at 2020-05-05T09:48

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at 2020-05-27T03:46

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at 2020-05-31T12:10

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at 2020-06-04T20:33

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at 2020-06-09T04:57

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at 2020-06-13T13:21

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at 2020-07-09T15:42

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at 2020-07-14T00:05

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at 2020-07-18T08:29

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at 2020-07-31T09:40

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at 2020-08-04T18:03

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at 2020-08-09T02:27

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at 2020-08-13T10:50

朝聖

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at 2020-08-17T19:14

我還想說我怎麼沒印象有這集TBBT...太強了XD

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at 2020-08-22T03:38

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at 2020-08-26T12:01

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at 2020-08-30T20:25

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at 2020-09-04T04:48

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at 2020-09-08T13:12

how

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at 2020-09-12T21:35

乾文字有聲音啦

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at 2020-09-17T05:59

我熊仔粉很熊仔啊== 惟妙惟肖

By Caitlin
at 2020-09-21T14:23

神串留名

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at 2020-09-25T22:46

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at 2020-09-30T07:10

+4...笑死

By Ursula
at 2020-10-04T15:33

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By Catherine
at 2020-10-08T23:57

幹蔡哥的有畫面

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at 2020-10-13T08:20

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at 2020-10-17T16:44

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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-10-22T01:08

熊仔的XDD

By Zenobia
at 2020-10-26T09:31

蔡哥完全抓到精髓啊！

By David
at 2020-10-30T17:55

沒有詩經體

By Yedda
at 2020-11-04T02:18

浪費才能的極致啊XDD

By Ophelia
at 2020-11-08T10:42

這才能真的可以做大事哈

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at 2020-11-12T19:05

推薛爾頓 XD

By Charlotte
at 2020-11-17T03:29

不要浪費才能啊

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at 2020-11-21T11:52

竟然知道TBBT，不推不行

By Hamiltion
at 2020-11-25T20:16

大文豪

By Belly
at 2020-11-30T04:40

文學科系的至少要唸成這樣我才會認可

By Kristin
at 2020-12-04T13:03

求個李敖體

By Olive
at 2020-12-08T21:27

文組先生！

By Mason
at 2020-12-13T05:50

不推不行

By Christine
at 2020-12-17T14:14

熊仔分享…

By Leila
at 2020-12-21T22:37

神串留名

By John
at 2020-12-26T07:01

推

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at 2020-12-30T15:25

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at 2021-01-03T23:48

朝聖推XDDD

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at 2021-01-08T08:12

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at 2021-01-12T16:35

我快笑死朝聖推槍哥

By Edward Lewis
at 2021-01-17T00:59

推

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at 2021-01-21T09:22

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at 2021-01-25T17:46

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By Una
at 2021-01-30T02:10

幹欸扯high，被熊仔轉貼這榮耀太高了，我心蹦蹦跳

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at 2021-02-03T10:33

求漫才少爺體（基本上就是日本雙人相聲吐槽

By Lydia
at 2021-02-07T18:57

蔡哥XDDD在聽msf差點笑死XDD

By Barb Cronin
at 2021-02-12T03:20

這篇從回文到現在我每天還是看一次笑一次真神人

By Barb Cronin
at 2021-02-16T11:44

太神啦!推

By Aaliyah
at 2021-02-20T20:07

太神啦....

By Suhail Hany
at 2021-02-25T04:31

有文采給推

By Andrew
at 2021-03-01T12:55

好猛

By Jake
at 2021-03-05T21:18

howhow有聲音

By Olive
at 2021-03-10T05:42

哈哈，求甄嬛體～

By Lily
at 2021-03-14T14:05

朝聖

By Ivy
at 2021-03-18T22:29

太強了

By Elvira
at 2021-03-23T06:52

推推笑死

By Victoria
at 2021-03-27T15:16

幹不給推真的很對不起自己笑的那麼大聲哈哈哈哈!!!

By James
at 2021-03-31T23:39

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