要上廁所,客廳卻有人在打炮,該怎麼辦? - 成人話題討論

By Wallis
at 2019-08-27T12:49
at 2019-08-27T12:49
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最近才剛搬去跟女友一起住
直到上禮拜 有次凌晨爬起來尿急要上廁所的時候
突然聽到一陣銷魂的叫床聲
還有伴隨響徹雲霄的啪啪啪聲
我知道這時候應該要忍耐個10分鐘
但10分鐘過後
他們還在啪啪啪
我真的忍不住了
只好發揮忍者的精神
想說自己靜悄悄的溜進廁所就好
(廁所在客廳旁邊,但有道牆稍微擋著)
但開啟門的時候發現
幹 他們在客廳做『活塞運動』啊!!!
我還瞄到室友那渾圓又白白淨淨的屁屁
以及男生正從後面抽動著的下半身
真的很尷尬
我必須要不動聲色地走進廁所打開門
上廁所也不能有任何聲音(幹 這她媽比登天還難)
當我千辛萬苦尿完尿的時候
外面的聲音感覺到他們移動了!!!
幹…好像是往我這邊靠過來
不是要來廁所吧!!!!
我操 這個時候
也不能出去
因為這時候出去一定會被發現
當下我決定先躲在廁所等
可是 這他媽的超級難熬
她的室友 是清秀型的女生
平常說話很溫柔
但在門外的表現 真的是一個很大的反差
突然想到剛剛瞥到她臀部的形狀
從後面啪起來 一定很舒服
小又有點翹
是男人絕對擋不住從後面來的誘惑
伴隨著那令人歡淫的聲音
害我起了生理反應
Fuck!!
但我真的不是故意的
不知道過了多久
觀察一下動向
發現他們沒有要移動的意思後
我決定離開了
但這時候…更考驗我忍者的功力了
剛剛因為有著聲音的關係
所以我移動的時候就算有點發出聲音
也都還不會被發現
但現在是完全安靜的情況下
我完全沒有任何聲音可以掩護
我必須完全開啟"絕"的能力
才能完美的回到房間
明明只是十步內的距離
卻感覺像是要走一條懸崖上的鋼索
但我還是成功辦到了(搞不好我有當忍者的潛力)
記得在實體約會認識女友的時候(那時還不是女友)
其實就有聽過她說這件事
但時間有點久了就沒什麼印象了
隔天我跟她提起這件事
她卻問我
『那這段時間你在廁所幹嘛?』
我不知道該如何回答(掩面)
我到底是該誠實以對,還是裝傻到底
但我真的不是故意的阿
要如何跟女友解釋才好呢?
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