西斯板變成自拍板? - 成人話題討論

By Jack
at 2015-02-01T05:55

Table of Contents

※ 引述《sexKinsey (西斯板匿名專用)》之銘言：
: 此文無附圖
: 什麼時候西斯版變成滿滿的女鄉民自拍圖???
: 貼個「男友不在家」「想要愛愛」「單身怎麼辦><」
: 拿這種根本毫無意義只是濫竽充數的字句來合理放自拍的行為
: 然後讓一堆好色的鄉民不斷推爆，這樣會讓人很滿足嗎會嗎會嗎?
: 我想看的不是這個啊！！！！！！
: 好啦～其實我想問廣大的鄉民有長年吸菸習慣的男人性能力如何
: 最近被人告白，但是小妹我很注重床上的夜生活>\\\\\<
: 別叫我試車，試久了會沒人要(菸)
: 補點，每天抽出十幾二十分鐘在床上訓練騎乘位很有效
: 分享一些自己無聊開發出來的妄想運動(羞)
: 1※ 先從最簡單的跨坐開始尋找適合自己的重心，然後以小穴為軸心試著上下動
: 速度不用太快，上下過程配著呼吸讓小穴夾緊再慢慢放鬆
: 找到自己不會累的施力點後開始調速，累的話試著將屁屁轉圈
: 如果手很閒的話可以試著在男方身上亂摸XD 或是舌吻之類的
: (這動作平常我會做個100次)
: 2※ 習慣跨坐後我會訓練自己的蹲坐
: 剛開始蹲坐的時候超容易腿痠，後來發現是我的施力點跟用力方式不對
: 可以試看看兩手放在膝蓋上，利用床鋪柔軟的彈性(?)
: 將自己膝蓋下壓努力把肉棒插到小穴深處，要注意插入的前後角度
: 這裡有個重點就是『腿一定要打很開』如果你的M字腿開太小就越容易酸
: 　　蹲坐的上下抽入要很注意屁股和大腿的重量分散，試著讓床鋪吸收這些重量
: 　　就比較不會感覺到酸←這個要自己摸索＆好的床墊很重要
: (這動作我平常做85~90次是極限，目前還在努力中！)
: 以上，謝謝收看~~~

我知道這種文一出來一定有護航文或是贊同的文

來個不一樣的論點

一起討論

自拍奶圖這話題一直都存在

版上好像分成好幾派

1.民調唯一支持奶圖派
2.不愛奶圖派
3.都好派
4.新貴派

大家都各持自己的意見紛爭不休

更傷了和氣大家要以和為貴

但無奈我們只是個小小鄉民

發發廢文推噓文

什麼都不能改變

但是再如果只是如果

有天你當上了版主

你會怎麼解決這種問題

讓奶圖及廢文達到平衡？

讓大家和樂融融

本魯小弟是屬硬派作風

--以下絕不豪洨--

1.【精實維新】版主群每天早上四點必需起床跳三十分鐘的健康操跑五千公尺並
大喊一百次 “改變成真！”

2.【警民連線】針對那種圖文不符的奶圖經一查穫法警直接拖去槍斃

例【認真】我穴好黑哦 --沒有穴只有奶圖
【討論】我腿好粗--沒有腿只有奶圖

【發問】我奶毛好多--有奶但沒毛

但可接受猩猩圖

範例
http://i.imgur.com/dKp0eAf.jpg

3.【造福鄉民】女生發奶男生發屌不可再用匿名帳號內褲也一樣

自己的奶自己發自己的屌自己含

想發之前要先有被寄信的準備

別到時再來哭哭被騷擾站內信來哭的槍斃

4.【拼633經濟政策】在這經濟蕭條的時代

想發奶屌圖又不想用自己帳號時

付個十二萬P幣即可匿名發文

6萬分給鄉民 3萬版主分 3萬留著雞排宴時買雞排（聽說現在雞排店都收P幣）

想上板標嗎？

寫的很認真卻一直淂不到青睞嗎？

上板標一天一萬二十天給妳九折優惠

想當板主過過癮嗎？

一天一萬二最多十天九折

收入比照633政策

讓鄉民有吃有圖又有拿

我們的鄉民很有錢的~~~

照這樣下去不用半年西斯板鄉民身家都上百萬可以買房了不用青年住宅了

5.【美肌角度】

放奶屌圖請關美肌不准四十五度角

要立正站好請露臉

鄉民是很單純的別騙鄉民啊~~

照這速度與願景

半年後西斯恢復清流

餛飩麵一碗回到五元P幣

11/29改變成真~~~~

逆轟高揮~~~~

fly~~~~

http://i.imgur.com/XXdDx2g.jpg

--
補個微西斯點

最近很愛用背後式猛烈的抽插

那撞擊的啪啪聲悅耳

看著女方一直抓著東西發抖

或說：停不要了……

有種征服的成就感

不是每個鄉民都做的到

因為她是氣到發抖

說我雞雞太短沒感覺所以氣到發抖
--
認真打文加圖

真的讚也不是一律反

沒打幾個字加圖

叫那些真正用心打文分享的情何以堪

還會被噓沒圖

反正打這麼多沒圖照噓

還不如省點時間打少少文

花個五秒貼圖連結

我想應該是這樣

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Catherine
at 2015-02-02T07:53

創作者淚推

By Erin
at 2015-02-03T09:51

有奶便是娘～

By Charlotte
at 2015-02-04T11:48

選版主！選版主！選版主！

By Aaliyah
at 2015-02-05T13:46

好吧有一些有一點道理給你一個箭頭

By Olivia
at 2015-02-06T15:44

猜哥競選文給推

By Rosalind
at 2015-02-07T17:42

XD我笑了

By Lily
at 2015-02-08T19:40

猜哥send from android的競選文打了多久

By Jack
at 2015-02-09T21:38

不過收9w，6w鄉民 3w板主雞排的3w怎麼來xd

By Vanessa
at 2015-02-10T23:36

打超久……我很少用電腦版……

By Frederica
at 2015-02-12T01:33

真的打字要很久=＿=
看你之前的文都手機發超佩服xd

By Leila
at 2015-02-13T03:31

西斯版不能沒有你

By Jack
at 2015-02-14T05:29

早起不可取

By Candice
at 2015-02-15T07:27

\猜哥/\猜哥/\猜哥/\猜哥/\猜哥/\猜哥/\猜哥/\猜哥/\猜
哥/\猜哥/

By Isla
at 2015-02-16T09:25

猜哥不過廢文還是得2....

By Jacob
at 2015-02-17T11:23

太神啦

By Aaliyah
at 2015-02-18T13:21

推

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-02-19T15:19

早安猜

By Caroline
at 2015-02-20T17:16

太神啦

By Elvira
at 2015-02-21T19:14

推

By Dora
at 2015-02-22T21:12

我竟然可以當副副副版主XD 好吧我推一下XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lucy
at 2015-02-23T23:10

我是副副副版主 (哼歌~

By Sandy
at 2015-02-25T01:08

副板乳

By Olga
at 2015-02-26T03:06

OKder 我現在每天都九點睡三點半起床呢

By Dora
at 2015-02-27T05:04

你怎麼知道我之前是人事的www

By Lauren
at 2015-02-28T07:01

副版主是我！！！！！

By Ula
at 2015-03-01T08:59

白手套就交給我吧

By Dinah
at 2015-03-02T10:57

猜哥！

By Michael
at 2015-03-03T12:55

好願景,需有人大力協助

By Jessica
at 2015-03-04T14:53

您好小的專職貪汙可以勝任秘書長嗎

By Adele
at 2015-03-05T16:51

副人事主任也要早上四點起床嗎，版主大？

By Yuri
at 2015-03-06T18:49

板主早安

By Charlotte
at 2015-03-07T20:47

不可以，我五點半就起床了。

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-03-08T22:44

有猜哥就是推，怎麼又沒進警局?

By Adele
at 2015-03-10T00:42

By Queena
at 2015-03-11T02:40

猜哥坐等你的文章很久捏沒想到是回文

By Mason
at 2015-03-12T04:38

推發奶圖不用匿名帳號奶也要有產地標示

By Hamiltion
at 2015-03-13T06:36

我要當山寨王！！！

By Jessica
at 2015-03-14T08:34

猜哥未看先推

By Oscar
at 2015-03-15T10:32

有政見有推

By Odelette
at 2015-03-16T12:29

新貴派…餓了嗎？

By Olivia
at 2015-03-17T14:27

我要當板條可以嗎哈哈哈哈

By Heather
at 2015-03-18T16:25

猜哥成為我生活必噓品

By Anonymous
at 2015-03-19T18:23

沒屌圖零分

By Franklin
at 2015-03-20T20:21

猜哥附上12萬p的謝意，我就投你。一人12

By Aaliyah
at 2015-03-21T22:19

笑到不行..

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-03-23T00:17

猜上任第一件事情就是精簡人事好嗎

By Sandy
at 2015-03-24T02:15

猜哥必推

By Adele
at 2015-03-25T04:12

猜哥太神啦！

By Margaret
at 2015-03-26T06:10

好廢

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-03-27T08:08

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hardy
at 2015-03-28T10:06

西斯首推

By Joe
at 2015-03-29T12:04

這政策，心有靈犀啊！

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-03-30T14:02

改變成真!逆風高灰！

By Regina
at 2015-03-31T16:00

什麼鬼東西XD

By Dora
at 2015-04-01T17:57

推

By Irma
at 2015-04-02T19:55

笑惹XDDD

By George
at 2015-04-03T21:53

那A圖王是資訊部主任樓

By Olivia
at 2015-04-04T23:51

不用說了，石內卜交給我

By Noah
at 2015-04-06T01:49

猩猩圖笑了XD

By Odelette
at 2015-04-07T03:47

哈哈哈哈笑死

By Elizabeth
at 2015-04-08T05:45

推猜哥了

By Agatha
at 2015-04-09T07:43

靠這三小lol

By Brianna
at 2015-04-10T09:40

分點錢阿

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-04-11T11:38

投你一票

By Hedy
at 2015-04-12T13:36

我先沒圖給噓

By Agnes
at 2015-04-13T15:34

投你一票

By Leila
at 2015-04-14T17:32

氣到發抖

By Vanessa
at 2015-04-15T19:30

唉

By Poppy
at 2015-04-16T21:28

靠北啊

By Jack
at 2015-04-17T23:25

猜哥必推改變成真

By Vanessa
at 2015-04-19T01:23

督（嘟）導（倒）就交給我惹

By Andy
at 2015-04-20T03:21

推

By Isla
at 2015-04-21T05:19

小橋早安~

By Wallis
at 2015-04-22T07:17

猜哥說得好啊～

By Jacob
at 2015-04-23T09:15

版主屌照呢!!

By Franklin
at 2015-04-24T11:13

推啊!!!!猜哥好政見XDD

By Ophelia
at 2015-04-25T13:11

推一個

By Victoria
at 2015-04-26T15:08

猜哥說的是

By Harry
at 2015-04-27T17:06

周一到周五四點半起床還可以~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Jack
at 2015-04-28T19:04

用心寫文沒人理時....多少會有點失落

By Delia
at 2015-04-29T21:02

同意猜哥真的一堆廢文貼了圖就一堆推噁心死

By Hedda
at 2015-04-30T23:00

我愛吃新貴派

By Irma
at 2015-05-02T00:58

猜哥早～～～～

By Joe
at 2015-05-03T02:56

同意最後一點

By Cara
at 2015-05-04T04:53

我可以當管帳的嗎？

By Bennie
at 2015-05-05T06:51

猜哥我愛你 <3

By Kelly
at 2015-05-06T08:49

笑了！好清流阿

By Regina
at 2015-05-07T10:47

每次猜哥的文我都太晚推了抱歉

By Donna
at 2015-05-08T12:45

馬的，沒說幾號啊！這樣怎麼投？

By Valerie
at 2015-05-09T14:43

看到猩猩硬惹

By Frederic
at 2015-05-10T16:41

看完真的很感動

By Lucy
at 2015-05-11T18:39

猜哥收跑腿送保險套的嗎???

By Joe
at 2015-05-12T20:36

閱

By Bethany
at 2015-05-13T22:34

能封我個財務大臣來做做嗎

By Necoo
at 2015-05-15T00:32

哈哈哈，數學超好的你

By Una
at 2015-05-16T02:30

我是硬派

By Hedwig
at 2015-05-17T04:28

猜鴿四你wwwww

By Bethany
at 2015-05-18T06:26

好政見給推~

By Vanessa
at 2015-05-19T08:24

新貴派冰過超好吃！！

By Charlie
at 2015-05-20T10:21

只能推了！！！

By Eartha
at 2015-05-21T12:19

早

By Hamiltion
at 2015-05-22T14:17

幹含淚捧讀，臺灣有猜哥真是萬幸

By Zora
at 2015-05-23T16:15

靠欸噓你

By Olivia
at 2015-05-24T18:13

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Wallis
at 2015-05-25T20:11

精闢給推，討厭噓沒圖的死宅

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-05-26T22:09

By Susan
at 2015-05-28T00:07

猜哥難得勸世

By Hazel
at 2015-05-29T02:04

YA我是小秘書

By Quanna
at 2015-05-30T04:02

猩猩圖我大笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Callum
at 2015-05-31T06:00

版主早安

By Yedda
at 2015-06-01T07:58

猜哥推啊～

By Cara
at 2015-06-02T09:56

我愛猜哥

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-06-03T11:54

猜哥一大早就讓人心情愉悅阿

By Belly
at 2015-06-04T13:52

當板主要跑步好累

By Una
at 2015-06-05T15:49

西斯版會變精實版

By Dora
at 2015-06-06T17:47

推

By Oscar
at 2015-06-07T19:45

推猜哥選版主

By Annie
at 2015-06-08T21:43

西斯點笑了

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-06-09T23:41

哈哈有笑有推

By Emily
at 2015-06-11T01:39

很多圖都網上抓的騙推

By Ida
at 2015-06-12T03:37

屌照啊幹

By Tracy
at 2015-06-13T05:35

先推

By Zenobia
at 2015-06-14T07:32

推猜哥~快出來選板主

By Sarah
at 2015-06-15T09:30

笑翻推推

By Heather
at 2015-06-16T11:28

你贏了～我想加入你的團隊了

By Freda
at 2015-06-17T13:26

好啊你當版主啊

By Eden
at 2015-06-18T15:24

推猜哥XDDD

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-06-19T17:22

猜哥優先競選副睪丸

By Eartha
at 2015-06-20T19:20

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Christine
at 2015-06-21T21:17

怒推版主!!!!

By Quintina
at 2015-06-22T23:15

每個人都有職位就對了

By Kumar
at 2015-06-24T01:13

推這篇拉!!!!!!

By Quanna
at 2015-06-25T03:11

首推只好給猜p了

By Necoo
at 2015-06-26T05:09

還缺人嗎

By Daph Bay
at 2015-06-27T07:07

你贏了

By Liam
at 2015-06-28T09:05

推猜哥未來版主請問以後當選要捐出P幣嗎

By Adele
at 2015-06-29T11:03

笑死

By Kelly
at 2015-06-30T13:00

推文卡職缺

By Robert
at 2015-07-01T14:58

猜哥必推

By Ivy
at 2015-07-02T16:56

猜哥給推XD

By Dinah
at 2015-07-03T18:54

發燒多保重

By Dinah
at 2015-07-04T20:52

食品請依照規定標示出產地、成分及製造日期

By Robert
at 2015-07-05T22:50

猜哥我愛你！！！！！

By Rebecca
at 2015-07-07T00:48

請問還有職缺嗎?

By Olive
at 2015-07-08T02:45

如果猜哥可以兩個禮拜發一篇文我就支持你

By Genevieve
at 2015-07-09T04:43

XDDD

By Catherine
at 2015-07-10T06:41

我第一次認真打文認真附圖就被鎖定，那些打沒幾個字附
個圖就爆的叫我情何以堪!!

By Ingrid
at 2015-07-11T08:39

猜哥我愛你

By Kumar
at 2015-07-12T10:37

阿斯

By Frederic
at 2015-07-13T12:35

推R

By Anthony
at 2015-07-14T14:33

推希望看到好文又好圖

By Steve
at 2015-07-15T16:31

斂財

By Zenobia
at 2015-07-16T18:28

靠北廢到笑了

By Elizabeth
at 2015-07-17T20:26

猜哥～～～～～

By Adele
at 2015-07-18T22:24

西斯首推獻給猜哥了XDD

By Yuri
at 2015-07-20T00:22

為什麼可以接受猩猩圖XD

By Agnes
at 2015-07-21T02:20

By Una
at 2015-07-22T04:18

猜哥! 我可以當副副副副副副副副副副副副副副版主嗎XDD

By Xanthe
at 2015-07-23T06:16

從猩猩圖開始大笑

By William
at 2015-07-24T08:13

猜哥凍蒜

By Olivia
at 2015-07-25T10:11

推猜哥

By Zenobia
at 2015-07-26T12:09

猜哥優質好文用手機發的更是讓小弟佩服到五體投地

By Carol
at 2015-07-27T14:07

屌照呢(敲碗

By Zanna
at 2015-07-28T16:05

By Olivia
at 2015-07-29T18:03

By Bennie
at 2015-07-30T20:01

高灰！

By Isabella
at 2015-07-31T21:59

XDDD 圖超廢的

By Anthony
at 2015-08-01T23:56

選板主~~~~

By Liam
at 2015-08-03T01:54

哈哈哈

By Mia
at 2015-08-04T03:52

想看

By Thomas
at 2015-08-05T05:50

內褲被點名了哈哈

By Kristin
at 2015-08-06T07:48

圖太醜了吧

By Edith
at 2015-08-07T09:46

太神拉

By Susan
at 2015-08-08T11:44

笑到快不行哈哈

By Leila
at 2015-08-09T13:41

相聲梗推

By Audriana
at 2015-08-10T15:39

猜哥我想當哭哭啼啼小秘書

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-08-11T17:37

XDDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2015-08-12T19:35

酸宗痛!!!!

By Zanna
at 2015-08-13T21:33

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Yuri
at 2015-08-14T23:31

每次都好有梗哈哈

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-08-16T01:29

這個時代~需要猜哥的文章來洗滌心靈..用力從背後推推

By Isabella
at 2015-08-17T03:27

超級北懶der！笑到岔氣了

By Brianna
at 2015-08-18T05:24

自己的奶自己發自己的屌自己含什麼啦XDDDDDDDD

By Freda
at 2015-08-19T07:22

想念猜哥

By Puput
at 2015-08-20T09:20

優質好文。

By Odelette
at 2015-08-21T11:18

猜哥你腦袋到底裝什麼笑死

By Eartha
at 2015-08-22T13:16

猜哥選版主XDDDDD

By Hedy
at 2015-08-23T15:14

猜哥必推RRRR！

By Irma
at 2015-08-24T17:12

猜哥復出

By Poppy
at 2015-08-25T19:09

推猜歌

By Aaliyah
at 2015-08-26T21:07

笑慘

By Olga
at 2015-08-27T23:05

改變成真！

By Carol
at 2015-08-29T01:03

猜哥猜歌，可是這篇還是廢阿XD

By Joe
at 2015-08-30T03:01

猜歌真的不知道腦袋裡裝甚麼耶哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死我了

By Donna
at 2015-08-31T04:59

猜哥，我真的是猜不透你啊

By Anonymous
at 2015-09-01T06:57

XDDDD

By Franklin
at 2015-09-02T08:55

猜哥真的超好笑XD

By Dinah
at 2015-09-03T10:52

超推最後一段xD

By Ursula
at 2015-09-04T12:50

猜哥！%

By Kyle
at 2015-09-05T14:48

選板主

By Agatha
at 2015-09-06T16:46

幹超好笑好想選你XD

By Cara
at 2015-09-07T18:44

推你

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-09-08T20:42

總統好！

By Linda
at 2015-09-09T22:40

猜哥必推

By Elma
at 2015-09-11T00:37

這政見根本能酸宗痛了

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