被屌打的感覺 - 成人話題討論

By Olivia
at 2016-09-03T14:57

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((((轉貼自朋友FB，是朋友在日本旅遊時發生的囧事XD)))

[京都day4]
Apa飯店的烘衣機放在男湯，
對，就是不穿衣服的那種
我坐在位子上等待烘乾，
然後看著很多懶琶在眼前甩來甩去，
忽然
一個阿北轉身
他的懶琶就這樣敲擊我的臉頰
發出鏗鏘的聲響
原來
這就是被屌打的感覺
他急忙用日文跟我說對不起
我一時忘記怎麼用日文回應
我竟然說成
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阿里阿斗

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By Wallis
at 2016-09-03T22:20

原來我在joke板啊我還以為我在sex板

By Erin
at 2016-09-04T05:44

哈哈哈哈哈XD

By Odelette
at 2016-09-04T13:07

有笑有推

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-09-04T20:31

原來是joke版啊,我以為我進了西斯呢

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-09-05T03:54

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Margaret
at 2016-09-05T11:18

幹 XDDDDDD

By Valerie
at 2016-09-05T18:42

版主一定改錯版名了

By Jessica
at 2016-09-06T02:05

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ivy
at 2016-09-06T09:29

這不推不行啊！！

By Candice
at 2016-09-06T16:52

多謝款待的意思嗎？你確定你朋友沒有省略了一些情節？

By Rae
at 2016-09-07T00:16

有笑有推，哈哈哈

By Rae
at 2016-09-07T07:40

阿北聽到一定想在來一次

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-09-07T15:03

他朋友問，鏗鏘是怎麼來的，阿北是有入珠嗎XD

By Mary
at 2016-09-07T22:27

哈哈哈哈！！

By Lily
at 2016-09-08T05:50

敲鑼！

By Irma
at 2016-09-08T13:14

阿北OS：靠杯這是人是甲

By Jake
at 2016-09-08T20:37

這是路人甲!

By Frederica
at 2016-09-09T04:01

笑到哭

By Dinah
at 2016-09-09T11:25

哈哈哈...........

By Oscar
at 2016-09-09T18:48

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD樂無窮

By Ida
at 2016-09-10T02:12

這裡是就

By Connor
at 2016-09-10T09:35

屌要打到臉真的要很近欸吃屌的那個距離

By Puput
at 2016-09-10T16:59

想知道阿北的懶X目測大概多長? 窩不想輸給他QAQ

By Enid
at 2016-09-11T00:23

朋友在澳洲的時候他黑人同事是真的可以屌打他女人的

By Eartha
at 2016-09-11T07:46

xddd

By Daph Bay
at 2016-09-11T15:10

哈哈哈

By Hardy
at 2016-09-11T22:33

謝謝他讓你［屌打］成就達成

By Donna
at 2016-09-12T05:57

笑了推一個

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-09-12T13:20

快笑死了哈哈哈

By Emily
at 2016-09-12T20:44

殺小啦XDDD

By Necoo
at 2016-09-13T04:08

我男朋友真的屌打我欸我覺得很甜蜜很有趣哈哈

By James
at 2016-09-13T11:31

謀ㄧ蓋

By Yuri
at 2016-09-13T18:55

斯勾以...

By Caitlin
at 2016-09-14T02:18

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Candice
at 2016-09-14T09:42

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Gary
at 2016-09-14T17:06

........

By Lydia
at 2016-09-15T00:29

哈哈

By Valerie
at 2016-09-15T07:53

有笑有推

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-09-15T15:16

哈哈哈哈哈

By Ophelia
at 2016-09-15T22:40

幹笑死

By Hardy
at 2016-09-16T06:03

\啊哈／

By Thomas
at 2016-09-16T13:27

這後勁好強！！！

By Doris
at 2016-09-16T20:51

笑翻XDDD

By Blanche
at 2016-09-17T04:14

幹請洽jay版XD

By Annie
at 2016-09-17T11:38

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死

By Doris
at 2016-09-17T19:01

你是不是也硬起來了?

By Emma
at 2016-09-18T02:25

幹XDDDDDD

By Catherine
at 2016-09-18T09:49

XDDD

By Joe
at 2016-09-18T17:12

感覺臉會腫腫的...

By Yuri
at 2016-09-19T00:36

你朋友是m齁

By Queena
at 2016-09-19T07:59

轉自迪卡

By Quanna
at 2016-09-19T15:23

有笑有推xDD

By Brianna
at 2016-09-19T22:46

甲甲的

By Yedda
at 2016-09-20T06:10

笑死，有畫面

By Lucy
at 2016-09-20T13:34

哈哈

By Anthony
at 2016-09-20T20:57

幹這個有好笑到哈哈哈

By Zora
at 2016-09-21T04:21

哈哈哈哈好好笑

By Hamiltion
at 2016-09-21T11:44

有畫面哈哈哈

By Adele
at 2016-09-21T19:08

邱嘎並軌....

By Jack
at 2016-09-22T02:32

有好笑XDDD

By Agatha
at 2016-09-22T09:55

笑了

By Emily
at 2016-09-22T17:19

笑死

By Christine
at 2016-09-23T00:42

靠鱉有後勁

By Emily
at 2016-09-23T08:06

推

By Rebecca
at 2016-09-23T15:29

被阿伯甩巴掌了XD

By Oscar
at 2016-09-23T22:53

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Odelette
at 2016-09-24T06:17

原來如此啊（筆記XD

By Aaliyah
at 2016-09-24T13:40

哈哈哈哈哈

By Mia
at 2016-09-24T21:04

不爭氣的笑了

By Harry
at 2016-09-25T04:27

感謝招待XD

By Leila
at 2016-09-25T11:51

覺得很豪洨阿北是日本籍黑人嗎？

By Zora
at 2016-09-25T19:15

路人甲XDDDDD

By Belly
at 2016-09-26T02:38

推有笑

By Heather
at 2016-09-26T10:02

笑了，超白痴的！

By Xanthe
at 2016-09-26T17:25

你沒跟他說你的屌沒事吧

By Jake
at 2016-09-27T00:49

Joke

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-09-27T08:12

有笑有推!

By Una
at 2016-09-27T15:36

乾笑死

By Bennie
at 2016-09-27T23:00

還少講了：wakamoto...

By Kama
at 2016-09-28T06:23

你贏了…

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-09-28T13:47

這個太有畫面了……好不舒服

By Emma
at 2016-09-28T21:10

好噁

By Gilbert
at 2016-09-29T04:34

太幽默了

By Ula
at 2016-09-29T11:58

哈....

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-09-29T19:21

笑了

By Tracy
at 2016-09-30T02:45

先在笨版看過真的會想噓

By Delia
at 2016-09-30T10:08

會不會換阿伯嚇到了....XDD

By Connor
at 2016-09-30T17:32

認真問：這情形應該怎麼用日文回應最適合？

By Anonymous
at 2016-10-01T00:55

哈

By Ula
at 2016-10-01T08:19

XDDDDDDDD

By Ivy
at 2016-10-01T15:43

還蠻屌的屌爆了

By Jacob
at 2016-10-01T23:06

多謝款待

By Hamiltion
at 2016-10-02T06:30

哈哈XD

By Andrew
at 2016-10-02T13:53

===========要po幾次===========

By Bethany
at 2016-10-02T21:17

XDDDDDDDD

By Bethany
at 2016-10-03T04:41

我男朋友也都用屌打我>///<

By Candice
at 2016-10-03T12:04

認真問：這情形應該怎麼用日文回應最適合？

By Freda
at 2016-10-03T19:28

快笑死了XD

By Oscar
at 2016-10-04T02:51

在講第二次: 阿裡啊嗚捂捂捂捂

By Sandy
at 2016-10-04T10:15

XDDDDDDDDD

By Audriana
at 2016-10-04T17:38

挖勒害我笑歪啦

By James
at 2016-10-05T01:02

原來我來到笨版阿

By Connor
at 2016-10-05T08:26

By Freda
at 2016-10-05T15:49

笨版無誤

By Harry
at 2016-10-05T23:13

哈哈

By Caroline
at 2016-10-06T06:36

快笑死XD

By Enid
at 2016-10-06T14:00

笑歪啦

By Susan
at 2016-10-06T21:24

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Belly
at 2016-10-07T04:47

QDQ

By Genevieve
at 2016-10-07T12:11

哈哈哈哈

By Ida
at 2016-10-07T19:34

哈哈大哈，今早的開懷笑，給推

By Catherine
at 2016-10-08T02:58

感謝你的笑話

By Kelly
at 2016-10-08T10:21

早就在其他板看過了耶

By Yuri
at 2016-10-08T17:45

U文

By Ina
at 2016-10-09T01:09

...豪洨啦

By Joseph
at 2016-10-09T08:32

幹我笑了

By Liam
at 2016-10-09T15:56

哈哈哈哈

By Jack
at 2016-10-09T23:19

哈哈哈靠北喔

By Yuri
at 2016-10-10T06:43

xddddf

By Ethan
at 2016-10-10T14:07

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Puput
at 2016-10-10T21:30

豪洨

By Megan
at 2016-10-11T04:54

推

By Lucy
at 2016-10-11T12:17

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Andy
at 2016-10-11T19:41

...半夜憋笑很累你知道嗎

By Eden
at 2016-10-12T03:04

鏗鏘的聲響？怎樣的屌和臉皮才會發出這種聲音啊

By Hedwig
at 2016-10-12T10:28

首噓到底要發幾次

By Bennie
at 2016-10-12T17:52

聽完阿伯再甩一次

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-10-13T01:15

這什麼啦XDDDD

By Irma
at 2016-10-13T08:39

哈哈阿伯直接傻眼吧

By Vanessa
at 2016-10-13T16:02

乾太好笑了XDDDDDD

By Freda
at 2016-10-13T23:26

哈哈

By Valerie
at 2016-10-14T06:50

哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Steve
at 2016-10-14T14:13

阿伯聽到不會在打一次嗎哈哈哈哈

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-10-14T21:37

推樓上，來個回旋斬之類的...？

By Candice
at 2016-10-15T05:00

有效有推

By Thomas
at 2016-10-15T12:24

要po幾次

By Andrew
at 2016-10-15T19:47

我沒看過覺得很好笑啊，噓屁

By Kristin
at 2016-10-16T03:11

太好笑了

By Robert
at 2016-10-16T10:35

阿北事後是不是掩著屁股迅速跑開？

By Genevieve
at 2016-10-16T17:58

他有問你摸一蓋?

By Annie
at 2016-10-17T01:22

很大支才能鏗鏘大聲XD

By Elvira
at 2016-10-17T08:45

有笑有推

By Ina
at 2016-10-17T16:09

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-10-17T23:33

乾我快笑死超北爛哈哈哈

By Oscar
at 2016-10-18T06:56

哈哈哈哈哈

By Ula
at 2016-10-18T14:20

我以為走錯版

By Ida
at 2016-10-18T21:43

臉腫腫der

By Annie
at 2016-10-19T05:07

XDDDD

By Anonymous
at 2016-10-19T12:30

日文可以回：大丈夫です

By Anonymous
at 2016-10-19T19:54

有笑有推

By Delia
at 2016-10-20T03:18

XDD

By Eartha
at 2016-10-20T10:41

司茍以內，歐吉醬

By Isla
at 2016-10-20T18:05

By Lucy
at 2016-10-21T01:28

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈靠北

By Kelly
at 2016-10-21T08:52

Joke就有很久了

By Steve
at 2016-10-21T16:16

百推

By Candice
at 2016-10-21T23:39

？

By Robert
at 2016-10-22T07:03

起檬子~~~

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-10-22T14:26

By Aaliyah
at 2016-10-22T21:50

XDDDD

By Daniel
at 2016-10-23T05:13

有笑有推

By Kama
at 2016-10-23T12:37

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-10-23T20:01

幹 XD 後勁好強

By Rachel
at 2016-10-24T03:24

XDD

By Selena
at 2016-10-24T10:48

ㄨD

By Elma
at 2016-10-24T18:11

噗滋

By Emma
at 2016-10-25T01:35

笑到流眼淚

By Frederica
at 2016-10-25T08:59

哈哈哈！吃下去的麵都噴出來了啦！！！

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-10-25T16:22

哈哈，好笑，推

By Brianna
at 2016-10-25T23:46

XDDDDDD

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at 2016-09-03T13:21

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By Dinah
at 2016-09-03T10:43

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性愛不契合，能否持續

By Robert
at 2016-09-03T08:39

小弟在大學跟前女友剛開始在一起的時候，也是每天幹，廚房、樓梯、室友房間、陽台( 那時候跟同學合租一棟透天)，房子任何角落都可以嘗試，那時候年輕不懂事只覺得爽就好，就這樣瘋狂性愛持續了一段時間。之後就正常頻率至少兩天來一次，直到畢業以後回去北部當兵。在軍中只要放假就會衝去台南找她，那時候精蟲衝腦，看到女友 ...

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看完產後硬不起來

By Oliver
at 2016-09-03T07:16

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被屌打的感覺 - 成人話題討論

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