被媽媽聽到在自慰怎麼辦? - 成人話題討論

By James
at 2014-07-23T01:44

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※ 引述《sexKinsey (西斯板匿名專用)》之銘言：
: 跟男友聊天聊到害羞的話題然後忍不住自慰，
: 男友也聽的很爽，然後我就開始呻吟，
: 結果我媽突然來敲門，
: 很大聲的問我:「怎麼了?還好嗎?要收驚嗎?」
: 要收驚嗎?
: 要收驚嗎?
: 要收驚嗎?
: 沒錯她就是問我要不要收驚!!!
: 真的超尷尬!
: 然後她還進房間若無其事問我轉學考準備的怎麼樣，
: 我很平常的回答她就走了。
: 幹，我到底還要不要下樓吃晚餐???

哈哈，這篇讓我想起多年前。

藺祖罵我還是大三妹時，因為暑假，只能乖乖搬回家，可是男友又想見面(我娘討厭他)，
只好趁我娘不在家時偷偷放進家門。

當然進到房間，年輕的身體也不能違反動物獸性的本能，在我的房間進行了一場久未見面
的瘋狂抽插。

結束後，兩人甜甜的在浴室準備第二輪的甜舔點心時間，此時關鍵我媽回來了，我們只能
全裸的關在浴室不敢出來。

我娘看佔用浴室很久，就問我在幹嘛?

兩個人脫光光的，我只好說:[我拉肚子啦！]

糗爆了！！！最後趁我媽去她房間的浴室洗澡，我們才匆匆穿衣服轟他出去，我男友還一
直笑，又糗又緊張.......

http://i.imgur.com/T3BqEMb.jpg

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By Necoo
at 2014-07-28T00:33

這你男友喔?

By Brianna
at 2014-08-01T23:21

1F... XDD

By Blanche
at 2014-08-06T22:10

有照且露臉給推

By Lauren
at 2014-08-11T20:59

一樓你XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

By Eden
at 2014-08-16T19:47

這是她媽

By Mia
at 2014-08-21T18:36

鬼月，應景辟邪啊，嘻嘻~

By Belly
at 2014-08-26T17:25

原來如此XDD

By Agnes
at 2014-08-31T16:13

七月半到了
嗎

By Anthony
at 2014-09-05T15:02

推竹筍

By Xanthe
at 2014-09-10T13:51

應該不是竹筍...可能是苦瓜

By Ursula
at 2014-09-15T12:39

有人衝耶哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Todd Johnson
at 2014-09-20T11:28

一樓XDDDD

By Elvira
at 2014-09-25T10:17

不是沒還沒過年？怎麼年獸跑出來

By Una
at 2014-09-30T09:05

推一樓和樓上

By Selena
at 2014-10-05T07:54

手機左轉九十度,嗯...

By Olga
at 2014-10-10T06:42

還是不要嚇人好了，哈哈

By Harry
at 2014-10-15T05:31

我可以

By Mason
at 2014-10-20T04:20

沒看到

By Margaret
at 2014-10-25T03:08

有圖有推～

By Suhail Hany
at 2014-10-30T01:57

換這張，就要來道歉一下了，可愛的小姐

By William
at 2014-11-04T00:46

已寄信

By Lily
at 2014-11-08T23:34

http://i.imgur.com/31yEhyo.jpg

By Edith
at 2014-11-13T22:23

其實長得不錯啊一堆單身魯宅在靠杯啥小

By David
at 2014-11-18T21:12

下一篇：聽見媽媽自慰怎麼辦

By Sarah
at 2014-11-23T20:00

那就知道母親節要送......

By Olivia
at 2014-11-28T18:49

《私人信箱》有新進信件還沒看

By Connor
at 2014-12-03T17:38

holy...........

By Hamiltion
at 2014-12-08T16:26

有圖有推

By Hazel
at 2014-12-13T15:15

這種文硬要貼張圖是怎樣? 這樣就有人推你就很爽?

By Hedda
at 2014-12-18T14:04

有圖有推小正妹

By William
at 2014-12-23T12:52

蠻正的阿

By Kyle
at 2014-12-28T11:41

正

By Kama
at 2015-01-02T10:30

一樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Thomas
at 2015-01-07T09:18

推

By Steve
at 2015-01-12T08:07

結果共同點只有「媽媽問」……

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-01-17T06:55

到底是哪個點讓你想起毫不相干的陳年往事…

By Xanthe
at 2015-01-22T05:44

漂亮哦

By Jacob
at 2015-01-27T04:33

男友帶假髮

By Lucy
at 2015-02-01T03:21

明明就很正

By Hamiltion
at 2015-02-06T02:10

一樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Frederica
at 2015-02-11T00:59

有圖推

By Frederic
at 2015-02-15T23:47

一樓你XDDDDDDDDD

By Agatha
at 2015-02-20T22:36

穿草綠內衣?

By Charlie
at 2015-02-25T21:25

是在約嗎？

By Kama
at 2015-03-02T20:13

請不要再丟水球或站內信了

By Daph Bay
at 2015-03-07T19:02

五告機掰

By Candice
at 2015-03-12T17:51

有圖有推原po單挑

By Agnes
at 2015-03-17T16:39

靠妖我還以為是她爸

By Robert
at 2015-03-22T15:28

1F……XDDD

By Selena
at 2015-03-27T14:17

我覺得原po蠻可愛的阿=..=

By Jessica
at 2015-04-01T13:05

推給1樓

By Franklin
at 2015-04-06T11:54

想認識1f

By Yedda
at 2015-04-11T10:43

一樓超壞

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-04-16T09:31

原po要小心了，小心會有網友丟水球性騷擾你

By Olive
at 2015-04-21T08:20

1樓XDDDDDD

By Lucy
at 2015-04-26T07:08

純推1樓快笑死

By Elvira
at 2015-05-01T05:57

1F想笑死我嗎XDDDDD

By Olive
at 2015-05-06T04:46

1樓wwwww

By Genevieve
at 2015-05-11T03:34

我也覺得還不錯阿

By Regina
at 2015-05-16T02:23

是美女^^"

By Linda
at 2015-05-21T01:12

1樓很會哈哈哈

By Ina
at 2015-05-26T00:00

恩就單純想PO圖不然跟標題沒啥關聯性

By George
at 2015-05-30T22:49

老實說原本的圖跟現在這張滿有差的還真判斷不出來...

By Selena
at 2015-06-04T21:38

笑到肚子有點痛

By Ina
at 2015-06-09T20:26

有圖有推

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-06-14T19:15

我可以來吧

By Elizabeth
at 2015-06-19T18:04

1樓超靠盃

By Edith
at 2015-06-24T16:52

1F超酸

By Delia
at 2015-06-29T15:41

原來PO圖一定要跟文相關(..........筆記

By Hamiltion
at 2015-07-04T14:30

一樓XD

By Delia
at 2015-07-09T13:18

模範生

By Damian
at 2015-07-14T12:07

一邊做還要躲媽媽實在刺激，在玩潛龍諜影嗎@ㄟ

By Queena
at 2015-07-19T10:56

潛龍諜影?.....是要用箱子蓋頭嗎？嘻嘻

By Hedy
at 2015-07-24T09:44

1F XDDDD

By Catherine
at 2015-07-29T08:33

XDDDD 1樓好壞

By Audriana
at 2015-08-03T07:21

其實原PO長得不錯啊

By Frederica
at 2015-08-08T06:10

一樓XDDD

By Kelly
at 2015-08-13T04:59

ㄧ樓 XDDDDDDD

By Andrew
at 2015-08-18T03:47

有圖就推

By John
at 2015-08-23T02:36

一樓 XDDDDDD

By Doris
at 2015-08-28T01:25

一樓神回XDDDDDD

By Rebecca
at 2015-09-02T00:13

1f XDDD

By Yedda
at 2015-09-06T23:02

1樓超……

By Elvira
at 2015-09-11T21:51

一樓超好笑!!!!!!

By Ophelia
at 2015-09-16T20:39

一樓笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Olive
at 2015-09-21T19:28

推勇氣po圖

By Margaret
at 2015-09-26T18:17

1F 爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Eden
at 2015-10-01T17:05

1F 很壞心XD

By Dora
at 2015-10-06T15:54

有照露臉給推

By Mary
at 2015-10-11T14:43

ㄧ樓靠杯，原波我衝

By Jake
at 2015-10-16T13:31

安安妳好，給虧嗎？

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-10-21T12:20

噁

By Ula
at 2015-10-26T11:09

幹嘛放你男友照片？

By Genevieve
at 2015-10-31T09:57

一樓XDDD

By Joe
at 2015-11-05T08:46

一樓…xddddddddddddddddd
我不寄信…妳也不要約我，真的，不要站內信我喔!

By David
at 2015-11-10T07:34

模範生…………………………已寄信挑戰

By Yuri
at 2015-11-15T06:23

有圖有推

By Heather
at 2015-11-20T05:12

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hedy
at 2015-11-25T04:00

有圖有自信推！靠北的是什麼魯蛇心態阿…

By Joseph
at 2015-11-30T02:49

重點還有龍在笑人家放圖就有意見

By Jacob
at 2015-12-05T01:38

1F XDDD

By Zenobia
at 2015-12-10T00:26

哈哈哈哈哈一樓靠背

By Andy
at 2015-12-14T23:15

恐怖連結...

By Cara
at 2015-12-19T22:04

這離大三很久了唷...@@

By Belly
at 2015-12-24T20:52

笑了

By Jacky
at 2015-12-29T19:41

阿隆厚哩啦

By Una
at 2016-01-03T18:30

推一樓XDDDDDDDDDD

By Callum
at 2016-01-08T17:18

一樓神回

By Carol
at 2016-01-13T16:07

一樓好壞

By Kumar
at 2016-01-18T14:56

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被媽媽聽到在自慰怎麼辦? - 成人話題討論

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