被十八歲的女生約砲的感想 - 成人話題討論

By Gary
at 2014-09-09T15:33

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本帥前天被路上搭訕的十八歲妹妹找去酒吧

我們一人喝一杯長島冰茶剛好朋友打來說要去錢櫃

我就帶妹妹去結果可能我們的局真的太無聊

妹妹就一直說想睡覺我就說好吧那我先送妳回家

到她家樓下(套房)她就問我要不要上去

我就上去拉聊一聊她就突然親我我就趕快跳開了

我就說我要去找我朋友他們還在唱我不能落跑

因為竹科龜整天被仙人跳

我也自認沒什麼魅力可以讓女生主動投懷送抱

可是妹妹那天後每天都在問我為什麼不留在她那

我當然是很想用用十八歲的妹妹

但是又怕事後會有危險板上的大大可以給我建議嗎?

還是我要錄音存證阿= = .....

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By Poppy
at 2014-09-11T12:38

圖勒

By Audriana
at 2014-09-13T09:43

疑人不用

By Poppy
at 2014-09-15T06:48

先看身份證確定年齡

By Isabella
at 2014-09-17T03:53

哈哈，當你洗完澡出來就會看到兩名大漢在門口等你了
，原PO真理智

By James
at 2014-09-19T00:58

先準備行房記錄器，拍完後上傳到免空

By Quanna
at 2014-09-20T22:04

免錢的最貴

By Edith
at 2014-09-22T19:09

聽起來有點怪怪der

By Robert
at 2014-09-24T16:14

我可能要先看你的照片，再來看這是不是仙人跳

By William
at 2014-09-26T13:19

好像都是這起手式

By Yedda
at 2014-09-28T10:24

女的長如何

By Ivy
at 2014-09-30T07:29

吃個溝油包壓壓驚吧

By Mason
at 2014-10-02T04:34

覺得可怕 = =a

By Thomas
at 2014-10-04T01:39

你可以帶去MT

By Franklin
at 2014-10-05T22:44

是男人就衝

By Hardy
at 2014-10-07T19:49

也有可能在幫孩子找爸爸，原po：pass

By Yedda
at 2014-10-09T16:54

開車載她去別縣市的MT

By Elizabeth
at 2014-10-11T13:59

除非你有留證據證明對方是自願的，要不然還是洗洗睡吧

By Elvira
at 2014-10-13T11:04

光世代申請中...

By Leila
at 2014-10-15T08:09

用人不疑

By Gilbert
at 2014-10-17T05:14

真理智猛

By Adele
at 2014-10-19T02:19

推理智

By Carolina Franco
at 2014-10-20T23:24

小心她幫你安裝ADSL

By Caitlin
at 2014-10-22T20:29

真男人

By Zanna
at 2014-10-24T17:34

推嚴重懷疑你陽萎or不舉

By Dora
at 2014-10-26T14:39

長的帥的話應該就是約砲

By Bennie
at 2014-10-28T11:44

幹嘛不用!!

By Audriana
at 2014-10-30T08:49

寧可付錢消費也別貪路邊免費

By Iris
at 2014-11-01T05:54

太猛了!!大頭戰勝小頭

By Iris
at 2014-11-03T02:59

存款夠想怎麼樣都可以

By Zenobia
at 2014-11-05T00:04

女的一定不正（？）

By Tom
at 2014-11-06T21:09

厲害出來混還是腦袋清醒重要

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-11-08T18:14

ADSL安裝失敗請重新連絡工程師到府安裝

By Puput
at 2014-11-10T15:19

理智讓您免陷泥淖

By Christine
at 2014-11-12T12:24

這真的怕怕的去MOTEL好了

By Christine
at 2014-11-14T09:29

隔壁一定一堆刺青嚼檳榔的乾哥在等了

By Jacky
at 2014-11-16T06:35

我性功能很正常只是覺得太容易反而有點怕

By Una
at 2014-11-18T03:40

大頭戰勝小頭你已經屌打一群工程師了

By Elizabeth
at 2014-11-20T00:45

你的左手每天都伴你左右還用投懷送抱?

By Enid
at 2014-11-21T21:50

面對青春的肉體沒有衝腦真是敬佩你~

By William
at 2014-11-23T18:55

18歲妹妹成分分析:70%仙人跳,30%AIDS

By Hardy
at 2014-11-25T16:00

開個6給他讓他贏莊家100塊

By Harry
at 2014-11-27T13:05

是我一定會吃的男人要面對一切

By Delia
at 2014-11-29T10:10

你比龍五更男人~

By Carolina Franco
at 2014-12-01T07:15

推夠自制

By Donna
at 2014-12-03T04:20

衝了啦

By Sandy
at 2014-12-05T01:25

逃過一劫

By Erin
at 2014-12-06T22:30

找現成老爸散播病毒散播愛

By Quanna
at 2014-12-08T19:35

你的大頭可以控制小頭！真男人~~

By Robert
at 2014-12-10T16:40

打泡完一起去便利商店說說笑笑給監視器看阿~

By Annie
at 2014-12-12T13:45

可以選宗痛了

By John
at 2014-12-14T10:50

在這邊問不到正確答案的

By Valerie
at 2014-12-16T07:55

大頭獲勝！！！！！

By Eden
at 2014-12-18T05:00

好險有忍住刺青男友已經躲在廁所了

By Odelette
at 2014-12-20T02:05

疑人不做,做人不疑

By Doris
at 2014-12-21T23:10

竹科強者讚!!!

By Xanthe
at 2014-12-23T20:15

好險你沒吃不然就挫咧等

By Odelette
at 2014-12-25T17:20

大頭戰勝小頭????怎麼可能!!!!!!

By Charlie
at 2014-12-27T14:25

疑人不用

By Kristin
at 2014-12-29T11:30

好險你沒督上次有人這樣督下去後

By Joe
at 2014-12-31T08:35

發現樓下的

By Hedda
at 2015-01-02T05:40

大蟒蛇

By Zenobia
at 2015-01-04T02:45

彈出來

By Elvira
at 2015-01-05T23:50

是醜到很誇張嗎不太信

By Elma
at 2015-01-07T20:55

人都為你感到可惜

By Andrew
at 2015-01-09T18:00

這是仙人跳吧

By Elma
at 2015-01-11T15:06

小心性病

By Tom
at 2015-01-13T12:11

不是長的帥，不然就是她很缺錢

By Dinah
at 2015-01-15T09:16

原po是可以控制全世界的男人

By Noah
at 2015-01-17T06:21

閃的好不過我猜他貧

By Necoo
at 2015-01-19T03:26

已經懷孕，要你負責

By Heather
at 2015-01-21T00:31

先存檔

By Erin
at 2015-01-22T21:36

要嘛看你的人要嘛看你的錢要嘛他都要

By Yuri
at 2015-01-24T18:41

帶她去你家啊

By Ursula
at 2015-01-26T15:46

大頭管得住小頭，太厲害了

By Hedwig
at 2015-01-28T12:51

1.現成老爸 2.仙人跳 3.ADSL 4.剝你皮

By Erin
at 2015-01-30T09:56

怎麼看都是要你當免費老爸

By Lauren
at 2015-02-01T07:01

幹督了啦怕三洨

By Leila
at 2015-02-03T04:06

推文好笑XDD

By Rebecca
at 2015-02-05T01:11

87%仙人跳 12%找老爸 1%...

By Emily
at 2015-02-06T22:16

完了你通過征服世界的第一個考驗了

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-02-08T19:21

意圖不軌~

By Elizabeth
at 2015-02-10T16:26

這才是真男人，要是我早就射在褲子裡了

By Madame
at 2015-02-12T13:31

一定是ADSL的廠商

By Emma
at 2015-02-14T10:36

用人不疑XDDDDDD

By Andrew
at 2015-02-16T07:41

記得打開人屌gps以免進錯山洞。

By Rosalind
at 2015-02-18T04:46

脫下來以後就彈出來了

By Eartha
at 2015-02-20T01:51

1.現成老爸 2.仙人跳 3.ADSL 4.剝你皮XD

By Hedy
at 2015-02-21T22:56

先錄影說對方自願然後偷拍上傳icloud

By Madame
at 2015-02-23T20:01

你難道是超越隨身碟的男人!?!?!

By Charlie
at 2015-02-25T17:06

世界多一點你這種人就天下太平了

By Rosalind
at 2015-02-27T14:11

炫耀文

By Dorothy
at 2015-03-01T11:16

推自制力

By Emily
at 2015-03-03T08:21

請受小弟一拜

By Steve
at 2015-03-05T05:26

不錯聰明那個妹門外早就有人準備等你們辦事到一半就撞進
來給你拍照存證了

By Frederica
at 2015-03-07T02:31

你應該在他約你的時候就準備錄音了

By Wallis
at 2015-03-08T23:37

申辦ADSL不好嗎

By Anthony
at 2015-03-10T20:42

沒圖我只能噓了

By Elma
at 2015-03-12T17:47

先照照鏡子

By Lydia
at 2015-03-14T14:52

不吃枉男人

By Belly
at 2015-03-16T11:57

一定不正

By Selena
at 2015-03-18T09:02

完全明智，不然現在你已經掰惹

By Yedda
at 2015-03-20T06:07

禽獸不如

By Margaret
at 2015-03-22T03:12

不如禽獸............................................

By Enid
at 2015-03-24T00:17

記得下次約看電影，再轉戰motel

By Kristin
at 2015-03-25T21:22

這很明顯好嗎

By Dora
at 2015-03-27T18:27

這個一看就知道超有問題......

By Daniel
at 2015-03-29T15:32

一定有問題阿

By Elvira
at 2015-03-31T12:37

別衝動，不然就像哥我……

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-04-02T09:42

ADSL業務

By Dora
at 2015-04-04T06:47

差點就當老爸了

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-04-06T03:52

真愛啊人家就真的喜歡你你這樣好壞心

By Zanna
at 2015-04-08T00:57

高手

By Kumar
at 2015-04-09T22:02

它它你醒醒好嗎?

By Rachel
at 2015-04-11T19:07

你需要行床記錄器
行房

By Faithe
at 2015-04-13T16:12

不要一直幻想

By Zanna
at 2015-04-15T13:17

理智給推

By Olga
at 2015-04-17T10:22

18歲龍妹就別拿出來說了

By Hedda
at 2015-04-19T07:27

理智救了你

By Harry
at 2015-04-21T04:32

理智

By Odelette
at 2015-04-23T01:37

推理智

By Lydia
at 2015-04-24T22:42

千萬別信這種事-一定會被仙人跳

By Xanthe
at 2015-04-26T19:47

妹的電話給我我幫你確認一下

By Kelly
at 2015-04-28T16:52

龜仙人跳

By Adele
at 2015-04-30T13:57

到目前為止唯一看到有得吃而不吃被推的

By Hedy
at 2015-05-02T11:02

路上被搭訕，第一天約推推，想想都詭異....

By Kristin
at 2015-05-04T08:08

帶去汽車旅館阿

By Valerie
at 2015-05-06T05:13

乾沒上鉤可惡！

By David
at 2015-05-08T02:18

理智救了你一命！

By Sandy
at 2015-05-09T23:23

真男人推!

By Irma
at 2015-05-11T20:28

推理智

By Rebecca
at 2015-05-13T17:33

感覺真的逃過一劫

By Leila
at 2015-05-15T14:38

快用止血棒

By Belly
at 2015-05-17T11:43

推理智

By Zenobia
at 2015-05-19T08:48

厲害...

By Carol
at 2015-05-21T05:53

幹竟然能臨時煞車太強了

By Emily
at 2015-05-23T02:58

理智真男人！

By John
at 2015-05-25T00:03

太神了吧

By Eden
at 2015-05-26T21:08

噓把左右手當萬用梗的人。真是夠沒創意又無趣

By Daniel
at 2015-05-28T18:13

要衝的話一定要偷錄音免錢的最貴

By Quanna
at 2015-05-30T15:18

逃過一劫

By Una
at 2015-06-01T12:23

你差點就有機會上新聞了

By Bethany
at 2015-06-03T09:28

你下樓沒有被人堵已經不錯了

By Vanessa
at 2015-06-05T06:33

推理智!!!

By Eartha
at 2015-06-07T03:38

先看身分證確定性別

By Frederic
at 2015-06-09T00:43

難道是傳說中的前列腺煞車

By Kyle
at 2015-06-10T21:48

寧可花點錢去開小姐

By Enid
at 2015-06-12T18:53

推文好靠北哦XDDDDDDDDD

By Freda
at 2015-06-14T15:58

干才第一天而已誰都會怕吧

By Blanche
at 2015-06-16T13:03

先看存款啊有7個0 進去就沒事

By Lydia
at 2015-06-18T10:08

免費的最貴大難不死(誤

By Lily
at 2015-06-20T07:13

推

By Puput
at 2015-06-22T04:18

你是對的，天下沒有這麼好康的是，要嘛仙人跳，要嘛
ADSL

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-06-24T01:23

行房記錄器

By Odelette
at 2015-06-25T22:28

督了就被告性侵之類的最近社會版很多

By Andy
at 2015-06-27T19:33

幹，這樣你還忍的住，大頭戰勝小頭

By Rae
at 2015-06-29T16:39

推理智!!!!!

By Hardy
at 2015-07-01T13:44

人帥真好！！

By Irma
at 2015-07-03T10:49

理智阿~

By Ina
at 2015-07-05T07:54

疑人不弄，弄人不疑。

By Daniel
at 2015-07-07T04:59

竹科龜都像你這麼理智的話，仙人跳就絕跡了

By Hedda
at 2015-07-09T02:04

推壓下精蟲

By Kama
at 2015-07-10T23:09

果然是現代柳下惠 (?) 疑人不幹幹人不疑

By Emma
at 2015-07-12T20:14

你這樣我很難辦事捏

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-07-14T17:19

在廁所等了一個小時的心情你能體會嗎?

By Carol
at 2015-07-16T14:24

免錢的最貴

By Caitlin
at 2015-07-18T11:29

1難道沒有18歲的暴龍嘛…

By Edwina
at 2015-07-20T08:34

女方表示：嘖，這個月業績少一筆

By Adele
at 2015-07-22T05:39

推理智原po太強啦

By Delia
at 2015-07-24T02:44

找個替身爸逃過一劫了恭喜!

By Catherine
at 2015-07-25T23:49

記住出來的法則。非自己主動的千萬別吃，恭喜逃過

By Isla
at 2015-07-27T20:54

為什麼這種文幾乎都被噓這篇？？

By Carol
at 2015-07-29T17:59

身分證檢查加錄音

By Lucy
at 2015-07-31T15:04

請容許我叫你一聲大哥哥

By Rebecca
at 2015-08-02T12:09

小心被乾洗

By Ursula
at 2015-08-04T09:14

李志推

By Odelette
at 2015-08-06T06:19

李姓推

By Agnes
at 2015-08-08T03:24

我也是太輕鬆的反而不敢吃@@

By Ida
at 2015-08-10T00:29

免錢的最貴

By Jessica
at 2015-08-11T21:34

記得先開衣櫃裡面可能很多壯漢在裡面

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-08-13T18:39

你沒發現你車子後面跟了一群改燈機車嗎？

By Lucy
at 2015-08-15T15:44

，

By Yedda
at 2015-08-17T12:49

你的ABS真好

被十八歲的女生約砲的感想 - 成人話題討論

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