衝刺的時候該講什麼 - 成人話題討論

By Mason
at 2015-08-21T15:09

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昨天吃完火鍋後直接衝摩鐵唷

進門的時候往必娶的齊B短裙裡面一探

發現不得了了裡面氾濫成災

再不設法解決摩鐵唷就要淹水了

我一眼估計這起碼是一小時300毫米的累積水量

這下連澡也免洗了我把KY丟到一邊，噗汁噗汁的猛幹

從前面幹到後面，從床上幹到陽臺

發現不對勁惹，我的馬兒整個腿軟要抽筋了

趁著小鯨魚正在噴的時候，我立馬做最後衝刺

在那個要射出來的moment，我破口大罵

槓哩釀勒衰洨攏給妳啦

只見小母狗突然瞪著我不發一語

槓要被剪掉惹

請問不然衝刺時該講什麼才得體？

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衝刺的時候該講什麼 - 成人話題討論

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