處男的謊言 - 成人話題討論

Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2015-04-28T13:47

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大家好
我是年近三十的魯宅男,之前身旁的朋友,討論性事時我都會瞎掰跟女生%%%的過程,殊
不知我還是未開發的處男,我真的很怕被嘲笑,畢竟也到了快接近魔法師的年齡。

補個西施點
前些日子女性友人約我單獨兩人去韓國,不過他表明需要我贊助他旅費,心想地方的女生
需要服務,我也幫他出了一萬七,到了韓國我們單獨睡同一間房間,一張床一張沙發椅,
我以紳士的口吻跟他說這幾天我睡沙發,他也馬上答應,幾個夜晚我就在沙發上,安穩度
過5天4夜

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Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2015-05-02T05:30
唉.....拍拍
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2015-05-05T21:14
工具人
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2015-05-09T12:57
你這樣還是男人嗎?
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2015-05-13T04:41
好像我朋友,明明是處男還整天跟我說又要跟哪個妹%%%
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2015-05-16T20:24
西斯點太弱,請補上女性友人圖
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-05-20T12:08
一萬七 請去喝茶好不好
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2015-05-24T03:51
哈哈哈哈,人才
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2015-05-27T19:35
不忍噓
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-05-31T11:18
噓不下去
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2015-06-04T03:02
1萬7可以上到好貨了 怎麼花錢去睡沙發??
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-06-07T18:45
拍拍
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2015-06-11T10:29
萬七,加油阿,我也跟你一樣,拍拍!!
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-06-15T02:12
要不要當基督徒
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2015-06-18T17:56
甲甲?
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2015-06-22T09:39
拍拍
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-06-26T01:23
拍拍!!(樓上好哭XDDDD)
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2015-06-29T17:06
你一定能成為霍格華茲的校長
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2015-07-03T08:50
也太君子惹
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-07-07T00:33
不忍噓
George avatar
By George
at 2015-07-10T16:17
難怪你現在還是...
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2015-07-14T08:00
物競天擇
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2015-07-17T23:44
帥的話你就被吃了
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2015-07-21T15:27
你真的很魯!魯王
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2015-07-25T07:11
可憐 拍拍
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2015-07-28T22:54
幹噓1萬7 拿去買西裝買高蛋白都不給pupu
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2015-08-01T14:38
魯之神,不忍噓
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2015-08-05T06:21
真的是琴售不如!
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2015-08-08T22:05
我知道了 如果換成是男男旅行你就破處了
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2015-08-12T13:48
UCCU
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2015-08-16T05:32
1萬7XDDDDDDDDD
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2015-08-19T21:15
嗆完沒拉!我都出錢請情侶出國玩
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2015-08-23T12:59
極品工具人......還是你以為台灣有辦法上演海潮之聲
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2015-08-27T04:42
看到西斯點大笑><
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2015-08-30T20:26
不忍噓………
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2015-09-03T12:09
盤子哥
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2015-09-07T03:53
拿錢去買隻r20吧
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2015-09-10T19:36
一萬七你花了沒上 我看你這輩子都處男了
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2015-09-14T11:20
不忍噓
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2015-09-18T03:03
有缺女性友人嗎? 我要報名
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2015-09-21T18:47
噓不下去
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2015-09-25T10:30
不忍噓....
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2015-09-29T02:14
花錢去睡沙發 你真的夠魯
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2015-10-02T17:57
活該你當處男 可憐
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2015-10-06T09:41
西施點都不西施了應該在Stupid版
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2015-10-10T01:24
西斯點真夠厲害
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2015-10-13T17:08
又說謊了 你跟本沒朋友拔
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2015-10-17T08:51
李嚴4ni
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2015-10-21T00:35
17k真敢拿
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2015-10-24T16:18
都說是謊言了
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2015-10-28T08:02
C=====3
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2015-10-31T23:45
太魯了,給推
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2015-11-04T15:29
I服了U
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2015-11-08T07:12
不忍噓
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-11-11T22:56
慘成這樣…
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2015-11-15T14:39
可憐
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-11-19T06:23
實在太廢了,怒噓
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2015-11-22T22:06
你跟我一個同學好像哈哈 正直到有點傻
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2015-11-26T13:50
噓文救你快醒醒
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2015-11-30T05:33
可憐
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2015-12-03T21:17
.........
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2015-12-07T13:00
拍拍...工具人兼提款機
William avatar
By William
at 2015-12-11T04:44
不忍噓
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2015-12-14T20:27
1萬7拿去找女人都可以幹幾次了你知道嗎?什麼都沒得到你
是錢太多嗎
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-12-18T12:11
我也想出國 你睡門外可以嗎>///<
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2015-12-22T03:54
17000拿去買衣服鞋子投資自己把妹吧
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2015-12-25T19:38
.........
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2015-12-29T11:21
不忍噓
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-01-02T03:05
有魯有噓
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2016-01-05T18:48
不忍
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-01-09T10:32
虛不下去…
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2016-01-13T02:15
你要改造自己,一萬七可以丟健身房好好讓自己變壯了
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-01-16T17:59
tc
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-01-20T09:42
1萬7這樣花喔
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-01-24T01:26
0.0
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2016-01-27T17:09
假聖人之心… 您弱爆了
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2016-01-31T08:53
不忍噓
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-02-04T00:36
陽字離工字還有很多劃
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2016-02-07T16:20
人家只是不好意思開口啊.... 我也有過類似經驗 不忍噓
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-02-11T08:03
可憐
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-02-14T23:47
給你起個法號叫 魯智深
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-02-18T15:30
推knightt的創意
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2016-02-22T07:14
QQ
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-02-25T22:57
沒關係,反正你錢也沒地方花~拍拍
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2016-02-29T14:41
哭哭好口年,幫你推推個
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-03-04T06:24
1萬7,可以去喝茶喝好幾次
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2016-03-07T22:08
樓上有殺梗!! 這文不忍噓 有點慘
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2016-03-11T13:51
連西斯點都要說謊Zzz
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2016-03-15T05:35
魯成這樣超可憐
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2016-03-18T21:18
樓上意思是其實根本沒這個女生是這樣嗎XD
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-03-22T13:02
噓不下去…
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2016-03-26T04:45
醒醒吧!
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-03-29T20:29
慘不忍睹
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2016-04-02T12:12
你錢不要可以給我,再幫你叫個5000的,夠意思吧
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2016-04-06T03:56
一萬七的沙發客 高檔!
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2016-04-09T19:39
給個推拍拍
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-04-13T11:23
一萬七可以喝好茶
James avatar
By James
at 2016-04-17T03:06
幹太神了
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2016-04-20T18:50
這麼明顯都不衝
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-04-24T10:33
可以分7000 5000 5000喝三次了
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-04-28T02:17
17000 去飛田吧
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2016-05-01T18:00
你除了沒把那女的幹爛之外 故事都跟我朋友一模一樣
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2016-05-05T09:44
幹我要哭了
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2016-05-09T01:27
有點鼻酸...
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2016-05-12T17:11
你傻啊 還幫人家出= =
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2016-05-16T08:54
我已經是魔法師了XD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2016-05-20T00:38
唉 可憐
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2016-05-23T16:21
北X 就是有這種X七的男生不斷秀下限 才會讓Pu覺得男生就是
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2016-05-27T08:05
自己都不把自己當男人,還希望被女人當男人?!
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2016-05-30T23:48
要幫忙拿東西 幫忙付錢 才是懂得尊重女生
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-06-03T15:32
慘不忍噓
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2016-06-07T07:15
........
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-06-10T22:59
腦衝了嗎 一萬七欸......
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-06-14T14:42
反串薄弱
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2016-06-18T06:26
廢成這樣 我噓你是為了打醒你!
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-06-21T22:09
女生原因跟你共處一室,已經是暗示你機會,更何況還出
國……真的不知道該怎麼說你了。
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-06-25T13:53
幫她出錢還智X到睡沙發 再噓你一次
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2016-06-29T05:36
帥的話自動撲上來還幫你付旅費一萬七呢
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-07-02T21:20
一萬七拿去喝茶吧
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-07-06T13:03
太廢不忍噓
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-07-10T04:47
有笑有推,咦西斯點在那?
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-07-13T20:30
你馬的,花一萬七出國睡沙發,噓你是為了救你,處男
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-07-17T12:14
丟臉!
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2016-07-21T03:57
不可恥,總是有機會破處,蠢男就很難救了
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-07-24T19:41
虛不下去
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-07-28T11:24
噓不下去 樓上好正
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2016-08-01T03:08
push
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-08-04T18:51
有洋蔥...
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2016-08-08T10:35
我朋友也這樣請一個曖昧的女生去泰國,旅費機票飯店都他
包,結果什麼事情都沒發生,還在那邊跟一個男的聊line,
在要發生關係的時候女生說我已經跟那個男的在一起了,真
的歸懶趴火到一個不行,而當天還是我朋友的生日,從此以
後他就再也不過生日了
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2016-08-12T02:18
安慰推雖然正人君子是好事但跟本就是利用你嘛
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2016-08-15T18:02
噓不下去…
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2016-08-19T09:45
噓醒你!
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2016-08-23T01:29
真的不忍噓這種可憐人
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-08-26T17:12
ㄈㄨ
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2016-08-30T08:56
令人鼻酸!
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2016-09-03T00:39
你們有互相喜歡曖昧嗎?沒有的話為啥幫她出?有的話為啥
不在一起?
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2016-09-06T16:23
廢物
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2016-09-10T08:06
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2016-09-13T23:50
David avatar
By David
at 2016-09-17T15:33
你有得到什麼嗎
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-09-21T07:17
滷味都比你入味
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-09-24T23:00
好可憐.........
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-09-28T14:44
好哀傷
John avatar
By John
at 2016-10-02T06:27
男人表率
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2016-10-05T22:11
出了一萬七你不上她 跑去上沙發XD
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-10-09T13:54
魯神黑暗大法師
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2016-10-13T05:38
一萬七???就算是豆干也可以去10次有找
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2016-10-16T21:21
工具人滿等滿技
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-10-20T13:05
艾瑪史東演的破處女王
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-10-24T04:48
一萬七去睡沙發?我公司頂樓的借你
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2016-10-27T20:32
超可憐 考慮下去勢吧
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-10-31T12:15
http://i.imgur.com/Kx28B5J.jpg
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-11-04T03:59
一萬七來高雄可以享受10次高品質半茶還有剩
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-11-07T19:42
不忍噓啊……
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2016-11-11T11:26
唉....看你這麼慘,就不噓你了
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-11-15T03:09
紅的好看 去喝喝茶漱口比較實際........
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-11-18T18:53
人家都擺明了可以上 你還....禽獸不如!
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-11-22T10:36
工具人
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2016-11-26T02:20
這西斯點是?
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-11-29T18:03
拍拍
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-12-03T09:47
噓不下去
John avatar
By John
at 2016-12-07T01:30
你太魯了
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2016-12-10T17:14
不忍噓
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-12-14T08:57
不噓不行!!
Una avatar
By Una
at 2016-12-18T00:41
工具精英4ni ?
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-12-21T16:24
悲劇 不忍噓
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-12-25T08:08
你人真好 這是這個月的信用卡帳單(遞
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2016-12-28T23:51
你真是太失敗了 一萬七可以喝好幾次
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2017-01-01T15:35
.....
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2017-01-05T07:18
可憐
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2017-01-08T23:02
不忍噓啊
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2017-01-12T14:45
這...
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2017-01-16T06:29
慘不忍睹
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2017-01-19T22:12
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2017-01-23T13:56
五天四夜我可以幹到她懷孕了
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2017-01-27T05:39
不忍噓
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2017-01-30T21:23
你在想什麼?噓醒你
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2017-02-03T13:06
工具王
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2017-02-07T04:50
你以為我第一天上西斯?
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2017-02-10T20:33
保重
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2017-02-14T12:17
拍拍 真的噓不下去....
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2017-02-18T04:00
可憐
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2017-02-21T19:44
不忍啊~
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2017-02-25T11:27
噓不下去 QQ
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2017-03-01T03:11
30年 不意外 lol
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2017-03-04T18:54
不忍嘘
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2017-03-08T10:38
西斯點在哪?? 騙文章數喔
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2017-03-12T02:21
禽獸不如
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2017-03-15T18:05
1w7拿去開可以開到懶叫壞掉 把你噓醒
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2017-03-19T09:48
她很明白的把你當工具 你居然也就這麼老實的接受了
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2017-03-23T01:32
我家沙發算你一天1700要嗎
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2017-03-26T17:15
偏要噓,別自以為裝紳士就100分
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2017-03-30T08:59
我想去日本你要不要贊助我? 我找個一萬的跟你%%%
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2017-04-03T00:42
好啦 不噓你了
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2017-04-06T16:26
可以順便請我嗎?
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2017-04-10T08:09
不忍噓
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2017-04-13T23:53
上了是禽獸~~不上禽獸不如
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2017-04-17T15:36
禽獸不如
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2017-04-21T07:20
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2017-04-24T23:03
恭喜你通過魔術師的最終測試 你現在是灰袍了
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2017-04-28T14:47
不忍噓啊
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2017-05-02T06:30
注定轉職魔法師
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2017-05-05T22:14
噓你不把握機會
John avatar
By John
at 2017-05-09T13:57
靠 1.7W都可以喝韓國茶了 妳不是人太好 是太笨了
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2017-05-13T05:41
阿不就好棒棒好人一個? 悲哀
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2017-05-16T21:24
這樣叫做朋友?吃屎比較快
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2017-05-20T13:08
可憐 學妹說要看星星坐車來找我 但我住只有一個雙人
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2017-05-24T04:51
床的套房 沒有沙發 晚上睡得好開心 下次記得選沒沙發
的住好嗎
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2017-05-27T20:35
真沒用
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2017-05-31T12:18
不忍噓 你一定可以找到真愛的(拍拍
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2017-06-04T04:02
禽獸不魯! 你不是所以你魯! 看我不噓醒你!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2017-06-07T19:45
近鄉情怯嗎
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2017-06-11T11:29
噓你不敢衝
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2017-06-15T03:12
拍拍
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2017-06-18T18:56
所以你跟沙發發生了什麽關係
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2017-06-22T10:39
不忍噓
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2017-06-26T02:23
。。。
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2017-06-29T18:06
可憐的一萬七
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2017-07-03T09:50
你是白癡嗎? 一萬七拿去叫雞也好過遠赴韓國睡沙發
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2017-07-07T01:33
你不是紳士,你只是個公主身邊的奴才
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2017-07-10T17:17
一萬七投資自己都還有剩
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2017-07-14T09:00
不忍噓
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2017-07-18T00:44
這不是西濕點,這是工具點...
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2017-07-21T16:27
有魯有噓
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2017-07-25T08:11
不忍噓
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2017-07-28T23:54
反串偏不噓
James avatar
By James
at 2017-08-01T15:38
不忍噓你, 噓了會想哭
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2017-08-05T07:21
不忍噓...
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2017-08-08T23:05
你真可悲
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2017-08-12T14:48
哭哭
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2017-08-16T06:32
連試探性出棒都沒有?
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2017-08-19T22:15
我笑了
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2017-08-23T13:59
一萬七不是這樣用的
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2017-08-27T05:42
工具人 是你?
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2017-08-30T21:26
1萬7的沙發你睡得下去.....
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2017-09-03T13:09
淒淒慘慘戚戚.....
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2017-09-07T04:53
反串
John avatar
By John
at 2017-09-10T20:36
笑死
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2017-09-14T12:20
可憐 你媽媽很難過
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2017-09-18T04:03
拍拍
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2017-09-21T19:47
你醒一醒啊
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2017-09-25T11:30
1萬7在韓國睡沙發 魯到不行
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2017-09-29T03:14
這…能贊助我嗎
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2017-10-02T18:57
此風不可長 就是有你台灣工具人才越來越多
John avatar
By John
at 2017-10-06T10:41
廢到我想替你哭
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2017-10-10T02:24
哈哈哈哈哈 解成就嚕
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2017-10-13T18:08
一萬七去韓國睡沙發五天??
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2017-10-17T09:51
好悲傷的西斯點
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2017-10-21T01:35
拍拍
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2017-10-24T17:18
太唉嗓了噓不下去
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2017-10-28T09:02
哈阿阿阿哈有夠魯魯爆了哈哈
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2017-11-01T00:45
SOD看假的嗎>"<
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2017-11-04T16:29
,,,
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2017-11-08T08:12
魯中之王
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2017-11-11T23:56
菁英法師
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2017-11-15T15:39
魯到有剩,可以投胎嗎比較快
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2017-11-19T07:23
假假?
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2017-11-22T23:06
幹 看得超不忍
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2017-11-26T14:50
哈哈哈哈
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2017-11-30T06:33
........
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2017-12-03T22:17
不只有情有義了~ 還有錢~
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2017-12-07T14:00
該罵,但是噓不下去。
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2017-12-11T05:44
丟臉丟成這樣
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2017-12-14T21:27
1萬7拿去喝茶吃魚 早就爽到眼球翻到後腦窩了
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2017-12-18T13:11
根本超賺
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2017-12-22T04:54
媽的禽獸不如
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2017-12-25T20:38
尼泊爾地震需要有人捐助
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2017-12-29T12:21
這世界就是有這種男人,那種女人
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2018-01-02T04:05
好可憐
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2018-01-05T19:48
MP都滿了還不放,魯到有春..
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2018-01-09T11:32
叫你父母來看這篇 不吐血才怪
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2018-01-13T03:15
..
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2018-01-16T18:59
有好茶不喝嗎?
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2018-01-20T10:42
還好你沒上 不然就是1700K了
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2018-01-24T02:26
結果女性友人睡覺打呼的聲音像黑估發作
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2018-01-27T18:09
不忍心啊....
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2018-01-31T09:53
17000給我 我幫你叫兩個高檔的 我自己還能幹一個
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2018-02-04T01:36
一萬七滴沙發客啊撒哩轟巴嘿呦嘿
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2018-02-07T17:20
不忍噓
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2018-02-11T09:03
真的噓不下去....一萬七丟水溝你還睡沙發
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2018-02-15T00:47
看過最屌的西斯點
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2018-02-18T16:30
連工具都不算 是atm人
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2018-02-22T08:14
不忍噓...
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2018-02-25T23:57
節哀
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2018-03-01T15:41
哭了 T.T
George avatar
By George
at 2018-03-05T07:24
唉…怎麼噓的下去…
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2018-03-08T23:08
17k上海可以弄到仙女了
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2018-03-12T14:51
不忍噓
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2018-03-16T06:35
傻子
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2018-03-19T22:18
自宮好了
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2018-03-23T14:02
不忍
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2018-03-27T05:45
噓不下去,血統純正的工具人
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2018-03-30T21:29
令人鼻酸
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2018-04-03T13:12
原po是在修行嗎...
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2018-04-07T04:56
李嚴,你的醬汁呢?
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2018-04-10T20:39
這!? ...... 加油, 有時候要記得認清是不是工具人這事情~
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2018-04-14T12:23
一萬七給我 我睡沙發你睡床
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2018-04-18T04:06
加油...
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2018-04-21T19:50
噓不下去
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2018-04-25T11:33
一萬七,幹,下面幾篇都有教你去日本幹櫻花妹了
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2018-04-29T03:17
魯到心酸
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2018-05-02T19:00
醒醒 一萬七睡沙發你能忍我不行
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2018-05-06T10:44
人造人間自走式提款機4ni?
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2018-05-10T02:27
做夢夢到自己有一萬七?
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2018-05-13T18:11
有缺有雞雞的女性朋友嗎
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2018-05-17T09:54
真的實在不忍噓
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2018-05-21T01:38
嗚嗚 覺得難過....
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2018-05-24T17:21
都做球給你了...難道要女生主動把你剝光嗎...不忍噓
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2018-05-28T09:05
白癡才幫她出錢
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2018-06-01T00:48
………
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2018-06-04T16:32
不錯啊 還有女生約你出國 給推!
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2018-06-08T08:15
噓文讓你醒醒腦
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2018-06-11T23:59
有失男人尊嚴
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2018-06-15T15:42
重點是"他"不是她
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2018-06-19T07:26
哈哈我也要跟你一起出國
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2018-06-22T23:09
魯蛇 羨慕給噓
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2018-06-26T14:53
魯蛇推
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2018-06-30T06:36
萬七哥 我實在不忍噓你
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2018-07-03T22:20
17000...
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2018-07-07T14:03
哈哈
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2018-07-11T05:47
回錯篇= =
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2018-07-14T21:30
不忍噓
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2018-07-18T13:14
這絕對事喜憨兒
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2018-07-22T04:57
淡淡ㄉ哀傷
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2018-07-25T20:41
我不信那女生沒暗示你 快去當柴吧
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2018-07-29T12:24
完美工具人
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2018-08-02T04:08
依我看你不吃魚喝茶的話當定一輩子處男
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2018-08-05T19:51
廢物 花錢睡沙發
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2018-08-09T11:35
所以我說那個醬汁呢
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2018-08-13T03:18
噓你是為你好
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2018-08-16T19:02
妳在搞什麼鬼啊~肉都在嘴邊了,幹了在說啊~
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2018-08-20T10:45
好慘……
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2018-08-24T02:29
根本佛心
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2018-08-27T18:12
你也太好人
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2018-08-31T09:56
尊重是好事,但是睡沙發真的很委屈
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2018-09-04T01:39
不忍噓﹏
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2018-09-07T17:23
X!當年我也是這樣,光住宿就花我21K...X的!
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2018-09-11T09:06
溼主,你自盡吧
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2018-09-15T00:50
………~~
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2018-09-18T16:33
好工具不用嗎
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-09-22T08:17
朝聖 我不是心疼你,而是那1w7
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2018-09-26T00:00
幹 加油啦 操
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2018-09-29T15:44
物競天擇 "劣"
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2018-10-03T07:27
不忍噓
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2018-10-06T23:11
噓不下去…拍拍
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2018-10-10T14:54
一萬七算甚麼 朋友帶一個去香港花了10幾萬 還同床 沒上
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2018-10-14T06:38
給你推,順便給你拍拍
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-10-17T22:21
含吃住 還請女方LOL的一堆男網友吃燒鵝一餐花七千港
James avatar
By James
at 2018-10-21T14:05
周董:你算什麼男人?算什麼男人??
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2018-10-25T05:48
噓你醒醒
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2018-10-28T21:32
17k的攝護腺保養等級能多好你知道嗎?
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2018-11-01T13:15
紳士個屁
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2018-11-05T04:59
原來本版的極限工具人這麼多
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2018-11-08T20:42
你很誇張欸..到底在幹嘛,後來有在一起嗎
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2018-11-12T12:26
這………………
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2018-11-16T04:09
工具人
Una avatar
By Una
at 2018-11-19T19:53
這種事你也幹得出來!
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2018-11-23T11:36
禽獸不如
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2018-11-27T03:20
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2018-11-30T19:03
果然能成為魔法師的人都有些過人的資質……
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2018-12-04T10:47
錢很多
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2018-12-08T02:30
凱子
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2018-12-11T18:14
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2018-12-15T09:57
不忍噓
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2018-12-19T01:41
成功轉職~法師安安
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2018-12-22T17:24
17k,你可以找金絲貓,日韓咩~
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2018-12-26T09:08
忍不住登入噓你,女生球都做到這樣了,你還不衝....
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2018-12-30T00:51
要也是她去睡沙發,你去搶屁啊
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2019-01-02T16:35
.......
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2019-01-06T08:18
你沒什麼..港妹來台睡我家三次了 一次一週以上..我..(泣
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2019-01-10T00:02
唬爛
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2019-01-13T15:45
專業提款機
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2019-01-17T07:29
噓不下去!!!
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2019-01-20T23:12
推你是個紳士
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2019-01-24T14:56
一萬七當投資良家婦女...囉
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2019-01-28T06:39
不忍噓
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-01-31T22:23
她搞不好很問號你怎麼不_她
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2019-02-04T14:06
噓不下去
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2019-02-08T05:50
17K拿去吃魚可以吃個4次還有找欸...
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2019-02-11T21:33
用1萬7租沙發..不忍噓
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2019-02-15T13:17
加油
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2019-02-19T05:00
廢到崩潰
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2019-02-22T20:44
男生还是要主动些,试探一下,失败顶多绅士的睡沙发
George avatar
By George
at 2019-02-26T12:27
....
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2019-03-02T04:11
魯成這樣!我怎麼放心把國家托付給你呢?
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2019-03-05T19:54
太廢 噓醒你
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2019-03-09T11:38
加油!
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2019-03-13T03:21
一萬七怎麼不拿去孝敬媽媽
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2019-03-16T19:05
本來想給你拍拍 想想你實在是廢到爆 噓醒你
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2019-03-20T10:48
女生200%不是你的菜
David avatar
By David
at 2019-03-24T02:32
推,你辛苦了
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2019-03-27T18:15
哭哭
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2019-03-31T09:59
不忍心噓你
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2019-04-04T01:42
一萬七,可以喝好多茶吃好多魚了
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2019-04-07T17:26
一萬七我還是找個有信譽的雞
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2019-04-11T09:09
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2019-04-15T00:53
拍拍
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2019-04-18T16:36
我笑了
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2019-04-22T08:20
可憐 拍拍
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2019-04-26T00:03
魯翻天
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2019-04-29T15:47
1w7不如自己買張沙發吧
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2019-05-03T07:30
厲害 給推
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2019-05-06T23:14
一萬七可以去豆干厝%10次以上啊大哥
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2019-05-10T14:57
推,跟萬七哥很像,她說她沒錢吃飯,我是幫她繳房租
,帶她去洗溫泉,看電影,吃牛排跟吃大香腸,然後再
拉及跟幫她買衣服,其實,我也花了快一萬七⊙_⊙
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2019-05-14T06:41
有感到悲哀有推
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2019-05-17T22:24
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2019-05-21T14:08
你是和我同團的嗎?(導遊是山東腔小林)
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2019-05-25T05:51
不忍噓
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2019-05-28T21:35
其實不用騙阿 這真的沒什麼大不了
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2019-06-01T13:18
嚇不倒我的1w7
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2019-06-05T05:02
加油QQ
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2019-06-08T20:45
醒過來吧 拍拍
James avatar
By James
at 2019-06-12T12:29
超廢的...魯到不行
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2019-06-16T04:12
拍拍你的肩
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-06-19T19:56
。。。唉
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2019-06-23T11:39
女生太沒面子了
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2019-06-27T03:23
17000 不如去韓國開雜某
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2019-06-30T19:06
我說哥,你就算硬上她 她也不會說什麼的
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By George
at 2019-07-04T10:50
付錢用人 女方也一定知道 你傻子
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By Frederic
at 2019-07-08T02:33
低端....
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By Vanessa
at 2019-07-11T18:17
魔法師
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By Barb Cronin
at 2019-07-15T10:00
這也太慘
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By Daph Bay
at 2019-07-19T01:44
太悲慘T.T 女孩子半夜都沒問你會不會冷?要不要上床睡嗎
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By Necoo
at 2019-07-22T17:27
悲劇中的悲劇~失敗
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By Xanthe
at 2019-07-26T09:11
拍拍
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By Megan
at 2019-07-30T00:54
不忍噓

女友叫聲像黑估該怎麼辦呢?

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By Irma
at 2015-04-28T12:09
小弟女朋友平常看起來很正常. 但是做起愛來就是安安靜靜跟冷氣一樣無聲超靜音.有時候還會張大眼睛看著我. 讓小弟下面一陣軟屌只好加速抽插讓他變硬. 如果他是死魚這樣也就算了. 偏偏他老大還會高潮.而且高潮的時候叫聲很像黑估發做. 第一次幹他的時候我被女朋友的叫聲嚇到以為他馬上風差點要報警+跑路了.沒想到他過一 ...

可拆卸式的啦

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By Lily
at 2015-04-28T03:39
剛剛終於完成了前戲 馬的B 從昨天晚上舔到今天晚上她才開始濕 缺水要早點講嘛 我露出硬了二十四小時的大肉棒 雖然包莖的很像玉蜀黍 不過打開包準她嚇一跳 她半補償的用舌頭緩緩的把皮剝開 欸嘿!裡面又有一個包莖! 她笑了出來,覺得這魔術很好玩 於是更加賣力的舔裡面那跟包莖 沒想到第二根的包皮 ...

晨炮是什麼感覺?

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By Caroline
at 2015-04-28T00:40
※ 引述《phoenixli (李菲妮)》之銘言: : 不只是男人ㄧ大早會ininder ,有時候女人一大早的也會很想要被插入啊! : 從來沒試過早安晨之炮,真的很想知道那是什麼感覺喔~ : 請各位E奶美人兒分享一下吧! : (絕對沒有約炮的意思!真心不騙) : 薄弱西斯點:剛剛醒來前的夢是拿著玩具猛插自己, ...

吻的太超過

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By Aaliyah
at 2015-04-28T00:13
昨晚和女友洗完澡一起窩在沙發上互相抓抓奶摸摸懶覺一邊看綜藝玩很大,廣告時她就跨 坐到我的腿上對我笑笑得我心裡有點發寒,由於已經在一起一年多了,早就過了熱戀期, 通常那種沒來由的笑容就是代表我的皮包又要招殃了QAQ,問她幹麻也只搖了搖頭,只 好帶著微笑與她互相凝視,想辦法套出她的目的。 幾分鐘後老吳熟悉的聲音 ...

故事才剛開始呢

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By Quanna
at 2015-04-28T00:00
我是版上稱作屠龍勇者的人 而且才剛以龍脫處 身高174 體重80 有著泳圈 早些日子還是魯到不行的肥宅 入社會工作也一陣子了 薪水還遠高於22K 周休二日 其實已滿足 為啥會遇到她呢 我也不知道 我明明在線上遊戲裡面是知名的遊戲狂 只會聊配點 技術 打架 裝備而已 公會人是很喜歡我 當然啦 對人而言 ...