處男的悲哀 - 成人話題討論

By Agatha
at 2016-05-17T21:35

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看到處男的悲哀就想到我前幾天聽到的一個故事

強者我朋友約到一個鮮肉跑友

一直說他不是處男不是處男但是約了五次每次都嘟不到洞

最後一跑居然還問我朋友「我進去了嗎」「我進去了嗎」「我進去了嗎」

左嘟右嘟好不容易小頭探進神秘的洞窟了

愣了兩秒後從他嘴裡說出三個字「我軟了」「我軟了」「我軟了」

我想本來就算是濕到像下大雨那瞬間都變成沙漠

所以是你不好

不是我在說甚麼我的意思是說

太多壞案例導致多數人對處男退避三舍

加油國父革命11次才成功

被打槍1次算甚麼

補個西斯點(?)

自己來絕對要剪指甲不然小穴會受傷
極度有可能在你正弄得爽到不認得爸媽的時候一個插歪痛到叫不出來

我不會說是我上面這個插歪的是我

我也不會說強者我朋友是我

※ 引述《Jeff000135 (阿昇)》之銘言：
: 這陣子很常玩交友app
: 不管是bee skout woo
: 剛開始都還聊的不錯
: 但只要聽到是處男
: 不是不敢相信就是謝謝在聯絡了
: 連朋友都不相信我沒交過女友
: 可能個性偏向於悶騷的
: 但其實很幽默風趣
: 附個照片，祝大家有個美好的夜晚
: http://imgur.com/LfmxVaM

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Tags: 成人

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By Megan
at 2016-05-19T22:06

想念我的大肉棒了嗎

By Bennie
at 2016-05-21T22:37

我也不知道小穴在哪裡讓我試插一下

By Elvira
at 2016-05-23T23:09

0.0 丟西哩後

By Elma
at 2016-05-25T23:40

叫妳約我妳不要

By Kama
at 2016-05-28T00:12

我可是砲場老手，經驗豐富，讚不絕口，闔家觀賞

By Victoria
at 2016-05-30T00:43

西舍明明處男，不要跟我爭，小咪來~

By Michael
at 2016-06-01T01:15

來幫我剪指甲

By John
at 2016-06-03T01:46

1樓我想念你的大肉棒快來約我

By Dora
at 2016-06-05T02:17

那個闔家觀賞的你是在演電影還是電視劇!!!

By Zanna
at 2016-06-07T02:49

還好我不是惹~(擦汗

By Brianna
at 2016-06-09T03:20

我會，寄了回我

By Joseph
at 2016-06-11T03:52

備份推

By Harry
at 2016-06-13T04:23

都督不到洞還約了五次你真的人超好XDDDDDDD

By Jacky
at 2016-06-15T04:54

讓我%死妳好嗎>////<

By Megan
at 2016-06-17T05:26

好我相信妳！

By Jacky
at 2016-06-19T05:57

好人卡(遞

By Erin
at 2016-06-21T06:29

為什麼不約五樓呢

By Oscar
at 2016-06-23T07:00

插歪>///<

By Cara
at 2016-06-25T07:32

哈哈哈

By Ursula
at 2016-06-27T08:03

你就是你朋友

By Elvira
at 2016-06-29T08:34

人帥真好

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-07-01T09:06

先承認.............

By Kelly
at 2016-07-03T09:37

妳不但插歪而且還約到處男...拍拍

By Mason
at 2016-07-05T10:09

真的不是我 OuO

By Isabella
at 2016-07-07T10:40

那插歪跟約到處男，妳選哪個？

By Poppy
at 2016-07-09T11:11

別鬧了她美腿約畜男是那個畜男賺到

By Kumar
at 2016-07-11T11:43

我第一次插還插到賁門

By Margaret
at 2016-07-13T12:14

想要真的進洞嗎，我來

By Harry
at 2016-07-15T12:46

原來鮮肉處這麼吃香：/

By Belly
at 2016-07-17T13:17

我也要約原波

By Aaliyah
at 2016-07-19T13:49

-----------------------------------樂活中標敦倫砲

By Lucy
at 2016-07-21T14:20

原po是要約我沒

By Ursula
at 2016-07-23T14:51

樓上約看看

By Damian
at 2016-07-25T15:23

有點好笑 XDDDD

By Jake
at 2016-07-27T15:54

要一起喝杯愛的星冰樂嗎~~~

By Queena
at 2016-07-29T16:26

寶哥！
是寶哥！
我要黑摩卡ㄛ

By Elvira
at 2016-07-31T16:57

大杯黑摩卡可可脆片星冰樂奶油正常

By Kristin
at 2016-08-02T17:28

美味

By Hazel
at 2016-08-04T18:00

想念你

By Joe
at 2016-08-06T18:31

好慘

By Faithe
at 2016-08-08T19:03

妳怎麼敢留指甲摳摳，超勇敢的

By Blanche
at 2016-08-10T19:34

實力堅強其實也是蠻重要的呀

By Isabella
at 2016-08-12T20:06

好好我也要號碼牌QQ

By Joe
at 2016-08-14T20:37

QQ甚麼號碼牌穩號

By Cara
at 2016-08-16T21:08

安安　我也要抽號碼牌

By Rosalind
at 2016-08-18T21:40

單挑不敢?

By Aaliyah
at 2016-08-20T22:11

Z大你還不畫我的X=Y+Z還敢抽排!!!
樓上笑昏了嗎XDDD

By Connor
at 2016-08-22T22:43

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rebecca
at 2016-08-24T23:14

沒有阿笑一下Q___Q

By Tom
at 2016-08-26T23:45

我今天還創作了佳作一篇我站內你

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-08-29T00:17

報名端午場~

By Iris
at 2016-08-31T00:48

備份推

By Hedy
at 2016-09-02T01:20

我認真以為是創作欸這是怎樣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-09-04T01:51

曠世巨作阿...
我花了3分鐘攝影 10分鐘小畫家才完成的內QQ

By Eartha
at 2016-09-06T02:23

姐姐好可愛XDDDD

By Faithe
at 2016-09-08T02:54

八成的人都覺得我瘋了XDDDDDDDD

By Hardy
at 2016-09-10T03:25

最後一張我要抱回家A_A

By Joe
at 2016-09-12T03:57

來ㄅ (縮成一圈)

By Queena
at 2016-09-14T04:28

94ni屎咪OuO

By Hamiltion
at 2016-09-16T05:00

樓上不要80

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-09-18T05:31

選我選我

By Oliver
at 2016-09-20T06:02

我有剪指甲我來

By Vanessa
at 2016-09-22T06:34

上面都聽不懂給噓

By Charlie
at 2016-09-24T07:05

我把指甲拔掉方便作業可以選我嗎（艸）

By Ula
at 2016-09-26T07:37

朝聖

By Wallis
at 2016-09-28T08:08

OuO

By Jessica
at 2016-09-30T08:40

ㄎㄅ鮮肉跑友為什麼不分

By John
at 2016-10-02T09:11

不如用腳趾試試

By Rae
at 2016-10-04T09:42

嘲笑推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Michael
at 2016-10-06T10:14

這是備份豪洨文

By Edith
at 2016-10-08T10:45

嗆偶嗆夠了沒！？

By Caroline
at 2016-10-10T11:17

想著MIMI4NI

By Dinah
at 2016-10-12T11:48

強者我朋友也都會剪指甲：)

By Quanna
at 2016-10-14T12:19

小咪我今天處男約我

By Belly
at 2016-10-16T12:51

就跟紙割到指甲縫一樣痛的概念

By Susan
at 2016-10-18T13:22

我會剪指甲，還不自己過來。

By Susan
at 2016-10-20T13:54

.............我咪你............以難過QQ

By Xanthe
at 2016-10-22T14:25

想吃嗎？

By Rachel
at 2016-10-24T14:57

嘟不到洞大家都有經驗吧...... 還好我有探測器

By Bennie
at 2016-10-26T15:28

我指甲剪好了！

By Annie
at 2016-10-28T15:59

找不到洞加一約我

處男的悲哀 - 成人話題討論

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