葛仲珊Miss Ko-Pizza (Cover) - 成人話題討論

Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2018-06-26T22:18

Table of Contents



https://youtu.be/WTUv0gAp5H8



啊各位!我是你們兄弟家鄉槍


我依約錄音了:))


這個版本我有盡量揣摩Miss Ko了啦!



希望大家喜歡囉:))


來,歌詞如下。

(其實還有一個版本是壓嗓子唱的,不知道大家有沒有興趣)
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昨天台北吃最爛的Penis
尺寸應該給我打個七折
但那個不是真的我在氣的
氣得是它用岡本的牌子
吃了它第一口我就不爽


這是什麼味道?完全不像
最不喜歡癢的時候上當
讓我只想衝進你的陰囊
塞你那些睪丸兩個巴掌


對 就是那麼誇張
真是傻瓜 膽子好大
這麼簡單的約炮也搞砸
對於網上那些稱讚
感覺一定是你朋友或者笨蛋


這麼難吃給誰評論
要是我的話就一定給你零分
我給你零分 不值得你的名稱
這種味道真是丟臉
還好意思媽的說你時常有約

Penis Penis Penis
沒有吃過這麼難吃的Penis
Penis Penis Penis
還好意思用岡本的牌子
Penis Penis Penis (uh)
味道吃起來像它是壞死 (Jesus)
Penis Penis Penis
我想折斷你屌 七折

我不是故意整你
但是你先整了自己
也許你不知道我是
紐約來的 Penis博士
吃了二十幾年我不騙你


以我經驗好吃又便宜
但是你的卻難吃又貴
還沒吃完已經覺得後悔
30公分的Penis只有幾吋
沒人說你就把炮友當成愚蠢

害我寫了一首特別幫你推銷
算你騙了一個紐約人的回報

Penis Penis Penis
沒有吃過這麼難吃的Penis
Penis Penis Penis
還好意思用岡本的牌子
Penis Penis Penis (uh)
味道吃起來像它是壞死 (Jesus)
Penis Penis Penis
我想折斷你屌 七折

讓我解釋真的紐約Penis怎麼樣
基本上是需要味道好的白洋槍
口感QQ 疊成一半
讓那洨一直流到它滴完

Call me Puta jizz那是必須
要不然不算是來自我的地區
不必假裝 才能賺錢
這是真的來自紐約人的觀點

我們的觀點 騙我們就翻臉
這樣說你 只是好意
下次約炮 最好小心

Penis Penis Penis
沒有吃過這麼難吃的Penis
Penis Penis Penis
還好意思用岡本的牌子
Penis Penis Penis (uh)
味道吃起來像它是壞死 (Jesus)
Penis Penis Penis

我想折斷你屌 七折



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請多多指教:))

也希望大家沒事可以去看我的創作文啦謝謝

https://goo.gl/eueyF6



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By Megan
at 2018-06-30T16:41
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at 2018-07-04T11:05
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at 2018-08-11T03:04
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at 2018-08-18T15:52
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at 2018-08-22T10:16
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at 2018-08-26T04:40
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By Doris
at 2018-08-29T23:04
所以原PO吃過批妮絲?
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at 2018-09-02T17:27
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By Dinah
at 2018-09-06T11:51
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at 2018-09-10T06:15
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at 2018-09-14T00:39
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at 2018-09-25T07:51
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at 2018-10-10T09:26
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at 2018-10-17T22:14
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By Lauren
at 2018-10-21T16:38
笑死啦
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By Eden
at 2018-10-25T11:02
XD
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By Lauren
at 2018-10-29T05:26
人才
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By David
at 2018-11-01T23:50
超有才華
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By Connor
at 2018-11-05T18:13
期待葛仲珊開直播唱這首
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By Valerie
at 2018-11-09T12:37
有人敢貼到MS KO的臉書嗎
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By Wallis
at 2018-11-13T07:01
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By Callum
at 2018-11-17T01:25
西斯人才眾多
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By Agatha
at 2018-11-20T19:49
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By Kelly
at 2018-11-24T14:13
西斯鬼才
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By Bennie
at 2018-11-28T08:37
笑死
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at 2018-12-02T03:01
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at 2018-12-05T21:25
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at 2018-12-09T15:48
槍哥必推
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By Freda
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By Susan
at 2018-12-17T04:36
很棒耶XD
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By Thomas
at 2018-12-20T23:00
槍槍好棒
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By Una
at 2018-12-24T17:24
ㄎㄅ 這真的好哭XDDDD
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at 2018-12-28T11:48
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By Catherine
at 2019-01-01T06:12
讚喔
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By Charlotte
at 2019-01-05T00:36
POPO看另一個版本的,想聽
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wow 推
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By Elvira
at 2019-01-12T13:23
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推!
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By Hedda
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厲害
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By Lauren
at 2019-02-04T03:47
原本以為要幻滅了,結果竟然意外的好XD
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By Jessica
at 2019-02-07T22:11
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at 2019-05-20T14:55
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at 2019-06-19T18:06
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By Zenobia
at 2019-07-04T19:42
又一個被西斯版耽誤的歌手
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By Selena
at 2019-07-08T14:06
笑死
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at 2019-07-12T08:30
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By Ina
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By Suhail Hany
at 2019-08-26T13:16
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By Rachel
at 2019-08-30T07:40
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By Hedda
at 2019-09-03T02:04
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By Hedda
at 2019-09-06T20:28
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By Daniel
at 2019-09-10T14:52
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By Wallis
at 2019-09-14T09:16
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By Tom
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By Frederica
at 2019-09-21T22:04
[認真] 超好笑XDD
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By Elma
at 2019-09-25T16:27
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By Candice
at 2019-09-29T10:51
已加入喜歡的影片
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By Leila
at 2019-10-03T05:15
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By Hedwig
at 2019-10-06T23:39
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By Agnes
at 2019-10-10T18:03
太厲害了XDDD
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By Hamiltion
at 2019-10-14T12:27
依約來給推
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By Sarah
at 2019-10-18T06:51
只能推了XDD
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By Margaret
at 2019-10-22T01:15
有才
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By Olivia
at 2019-10-25T19:39
浪費才能xDDDD
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By Quintina
at 2019-10-29T14:02
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By Una
at 2019-11-02T08:26
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By Emily
at 2019-11-06T02:50
推推!
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By Quintina
at 2019-11-09T21:14
槍槍很棒,給你推推
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By Cara
at 2019-11-13T15:38
佩服
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By Selena
at 2019-11-17T10:02
哈哈哈哈哈
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By Aaliyah
at 2019-11-21T04:26
幹 這個聲音好好聽噢!(心動
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By Faithe
at 2019-11-24T22:50
你真的是人才XD
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By Dinah
at 2019-11-28T17:13
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By James
at 2019-12-02T11:37
不要浪費才能
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By Oliver
at 2019-12-06T06:01
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By Eden
at 2019-12-10T00:25
用心推推
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By Quanna
at 2019-12-13T18:49
XD???
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By Lucy
at 2019-12-17T13:13
XDDDDDDDDD
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By Sierra Rose
at 2019-12-21T07:37
Penis博士4你XD
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By Noah
at 2019-12-25T02:01
超爆笑耶 你沒有邊錄邊笑嗎
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2019-12-28T20:25
先跪了
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2020-01-01T14:48
不要浪費才能啦~
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2020-01-05T09:12
笑死了
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2020-01-09T03:36
我被偷了四分鍾
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By Rachel
at 2020-01-12T22:00
幹這啥小太屌了啦
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By Christine
at 2020-01-16T16:24
讓我想到十年前也有人改編周杰倫牛仔很忙-Puma很忙
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By Sierra Rose
at 2020-01-20T10:48
大笑!好讚
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By Kyle
at 2020-01-24T05:12
跪求好心人加字幕
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By Heather
at 2020-01-27T23:36
喔喔喔 原來是被西斯耽誤的歌手
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By Brianna
at 2020-01-31T17:59
笑死 分類是認真
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By Hedy
at 2020-02-04T12:23
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By Bethany
at 2020-02-08T06:47
未聽先推
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By Charlotte
at 2020-02-12T01:11
太有才了
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By Hedwig
at 2020-02-15T19:35
厲害惹
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By Selena
at 2020-02-19T13:59
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By Irma
at 2020-02-23T08:23
高手!
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By Emily
at 2020-02-27T02:47
會搶拍跟落拍,聲音其實有點高
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By Faithe
at 2020-03-01T21:11
我竟然唱起來了
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By Quintina
at 2020-03-05T15:34
報名 明年金曲獎了
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By Hedwig
at 2020-03-09T09:58
推啦 決定努力學起來
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2020-03-13T04:22
這真的太猛了
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2020-03-16T22:46
James avatar
By James
at 2020-03-20T17:10
推 西斯有嘻哈 哈哈哈
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2020-03-24T11:34
吼 我快笑死了啦
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2020-03-28T05:58
…推
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By Gilbert
at 2020-04-01T00:22
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By Candice
at 2020-04-04T18:46
真的了不起
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2020-04-08T13:09
哈哈哈幹嘛浪費才能
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By Rae
at 2020-04-12T07:33
靠北 不要浪費才能啦
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2020-04-16T01:57
我這不是來了嗎
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By Bethany
at 2020-04-19T20:21
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2020-04-23T14:45
為什麼要這樣浪費才能啦XDDD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2020-04-27T09:09
糖糖這個先幫我記起來
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2020-05-01T03:33
7777777777777777777
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2020-05-04T21:57
先推再聽
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2020-05-08T16:20
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2020-05-12T10:44
不推不行
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2020-05-16T05:08
笑死 太有才了吧
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2020-05-19T23:32
推啊啊啊啊 靠背笑死
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2020-05-23T17:56
我覺得其實可以!
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By Edward Lewis
at 2020-05-27T12:20
猛猛,給個推
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By Enid
at 2020-05-31T06:44
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2020-06-04T01:08
XDDD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2020-06-07T19:32
不好意思...有點搶拍
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2020-06-11T13:55
這一定要推了
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2020-06-15T08:19
唱起來
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2020-06-19T02:43
推推
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2020-06-22T21:07
太強了!!
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2020-06-26T15:31
想現場聽 哈哈哈
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2020-06-30T09:55
我推你
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2020-07-04T04:19
幹 XD
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2020-07-07T22:43
Sex rapper
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2020-07-11T17:06
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2020-07-15T11:30
這批有純
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2020-07-19T05:54
超強!
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2020-07-23T00:18
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2020-07-26T18:42
支持發片
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2020-07-30T13:06
厲害了
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2020-08-03T07:30
希望missko可以轉發哈哈哈哈哈
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2020-08-07T01:54
很屌
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2020-08-10T20:18
沒abc口音@@
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By Victoria
at 2020-08-14T14:41
笑死哈哈哈 推
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By Zanna
at 2020-08-18T09:05
當妳個版?
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By Cara
at 2020-08-22T03:29
嗯哼
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By Victoria
at 2020-08-25T21:53
XD
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By Barb Cronin
at 2020-08-29T16:17
讚!
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By Callum
at 2020-09-02T10:41
不推不行
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By Hedda
at 2020-09-06T05:05
XDDDDDD
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By Lydia
at 2020-09-09T23:29
這不推不行XDD 槍槍好可愛rr

比較愛好0.3跟0.5是不是慘了

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By Sandy
at 2018-06-26T21:24
自從去年來上海工作 被帶去0.3的店 就開始淪陷了 常常有事沒事就去找那種店 而真正破處是某次回台灣 去找論壇 還好對方還不錯 但是射了之後感覺好空虛 之後在台灣跟上海都有去過 工作室 豆乾厝比較 去出差有叫外送 來的是阿姨 ...難怪便宜 唯獨沒去過會所 但去了幾次 還是喜歡去0.3 或0.5 ...

打手槍秘技 極限噴射!!

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By Olga
at 2018-06-26T21:07
※ 引述《bluesee (2月28 號生)》之銘言: : 今年哥我30有六,是個愛打手槍的人,讓我老二硬爆的媒介 : 看那腰,看那腿,看那奶……這些高清圖片,仿佛人就在我面前一樣。 : 就這樣硬著老二尻槍看美女,要射的時候就忍著,捏住他,再忍一會。 : 就這樣忍了多次後,突然有種再也凍未條的FU,便加速抽 ...

吃魚喝茶需要fu嗎

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By Freda
at 2018-06-26T21:01
除了臉蛋跟身才外 大家吃魚喝茶須不需要fu呢 雖然只是滿足生裡需求 但如果一個臉蛋跟身材都很好的妹 fu不對的話我很難幹的下去 而且我不喜歡一開始就拖光光躺在那給你幹 我比較喜歡先當成朋友聊聊天然後一步一步來 各位G奶跟40工分的也來分想腋下經驗吧 - ...

普妹大奶的比例比較高?

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By Hedda
at 2018-06-26T20:11
: 噓 AirLee: 幹 po什麼馬奶荼 06/25 23:33 : → Dande: 不喜歡骨感+1 06/25 23:59 : → Dan ...

世足賽又爆女記者被性騷 遭多男親吻強抱

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By Skylar Davis
at 2018-06-26T18:08
世足賽又爆女記者被性騷 遭多男親吻強抱 世界盃足球賽今年在俄羅斯熱鬧開打 卻也頻頻傳出女記者被性騷的事件 瑞典女記者華博格(Malin Wahlberg)在本周一報導賽事時 竟然遭到多位瑞典男球迷當場性騷,鏡頭也完全拍下。 據英國《每日郵報》報導 本周一瑞典對戰南韓隊,最後瑞典以1比0贏球 華博格進行現 ...