臭屌跟臭鮑魚的味道可以到多恐怖? - 成人話題討論

By Rebecca
at 2017-12-10T16:32
at 2017-12-10T16:32
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※ 引述《b777300 (su35s)》之銘言:
: 常常在西斯看到文章說遇到臭屌臭鮑魚,有多恐怖又可怕之類的,本人是沒有遇到過,可
: 能是樣本數不足吧,想請問各位老前輩們如果用味道來想像,各位有遇到多恐怖的氣味?
: 鹹魚味?奧襪子味?
關於雞雞與鮑鮑的氣味,
有兩個很著名的效應,
大家一定都聽過。
以下請開電腦按空白鍵觀賞,手機請用全板模式/整頁模式。
(用電腦看比較不會失真,手機app會有圖歪掉或顏色跑掉的問題。)
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有一個效應是在說,
北京的一隻蝴蝶拍動翅膀...
(拍動)
╮╭
@囧@
@目@
(拍動) ∪
(飛舞著)
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會害一個易過敏的解放軍打噴嚏,
不小心按下飛彈發射按鈕...
◢◣
██
██
██
██
◢██◣
██
██
██ 轟
◢██◣ 隆
哈啾~ ████ 隆
阿!幹!射了! ◥█◤
\ ◥◤
<囧> ||
█ ◢ ∥
|| █ ←控制台 ╯╯╰╰
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飛彈飛過台灣上空, ╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴ ︿├┴╮
﹀├┬╯
正在講越洋電話的人妻剛好看到... ......轟轟轟轟轟
老公,
我好想你,
欸?好大一支...
\
妻θ ←手機
<█╯
||
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
造成紐約的丈夫一場誤會...
喔喔喔!
你想我那支大雞雞,
馬上脫了褲子拍照給妳看。
/
手機→ Θ夫>
╰█_ξ
||
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
然後北京的蝴蝶就被臭死了,
這就是著名的:「臭雞雞效應」
其定義為:雞雞太臭,可以從紐約臭死北京的蝴蝶。
ξ ξ ξ ξ ξ
ξ
ξ
幹! ξ
有沒有搞錯!
誰的懶較這麼臭! ξ ξ
\ ξ
╮╮β ξ
死皿﹥
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
另外有一個效應是在說,
部分的人在死亡一瞬間...
幹!
要死了嗎?
我怎麼死的?
\
死r2
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靠!
怎麼都在尻尻?
超魯的啦!
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│ │ │ │ │ │ ┌─│
│ <爽Θ │ 等 │ 爽 正>│ <爽 正 │ … │正<開 │旅│
│ _█╯ │ <█> │<█> <█ │ █\/█> │ │█\█\│ │
│ || │ || │ || /< │ || /< │ │|| || │館│
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喔喔喔!
終於有搞頭了,
讚啦!
\
死r2
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直到自己臨終前的景象...
跑馬燈
↙
┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬
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│第一次裸體│第一次聞到│ 然後就死掉了...
│ │ │
│ 爽 正>│ 驚 ξ 正>│ 逃」
│<█_ <UU │<█_ ξUU │ ξ ξ ξ ξ ξ 「UU
│ || /< │ || /< │ 死r2 ξ ╱>
┬┼┬┬┬┬┬┼┬┬┬┬┬┼┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬
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原來...
是臭死的,
嗚嗚嗚!
\
死r2
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這就是著名的:「臭鮑鮑效應」
其定義為:鮑鮑太臭,聞到的人一生會在眼前飄過。
○
飄
/█\
◤
.
.
.
死r2
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The End
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不管有感染沒感染,
沒洗的最臭啦!
洗乾淨好嗎??????????????
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
--
https://www.facebook.com/pttzoeforce
大叔懶叫臭,路有臭死骨。
好詩好詩!
--
: 常常在西斯看到文章說遇到臭屌臭鮑魚,有多恐怖又可怕之類的,本人是沒有遇到過,可
: 能是樣本數不足吧,想請問各位老前輩們如果用味道來想像,各位有遇到多恐怖的氣味?
: 鹹魚味?奧襪子味?
關於雞雞與鮑鮑的氣味,
有兩個很著名的效應,
大家一定都聽過。
以下請開電腦按空白鍵觀賞,手機請用全板模式/整頁模式。
(用電腦看比較不會失真,手機app會有圖歪掉或顏色跑掉的問題。)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
████████████
████████████
████████████
████████████
████████████
████████████
████████████
████████████
████████████
█ █
█ 限 制 級 █
█ █
████████████
本片為限制級,18歲以下不得觀賞。
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
有一個效應是在說,
北京的一隻蝴蝶拍動翅膀...
(拍動)
╮╭
@囧@
@目@
(拍動) ∪
(飛舞著)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
會害一個易過敏的解放軍打噴嚏,
不小心按下飛彈發射按鈕...
◢◣
██
██
██
██
◢██◣
██
██
██ 轟
◢██◣ 隆
哈啾~ ████ 隆
阿!幹!射了! ◥█◤
\ ◥◤
<囧> ||
█ ◢ ∥
|| █ ←控制台 ╯╯╰╰
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
飛彈飛過台灣上空, ╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴╴ ︿├┴╮
﹀├┬╯
正在講越洋電話的人妻剛好看到... ......轟轟轟轟轟
老公,
我好想你,
欸?好大一支...
\
妻θ ←手機
<█╯
||
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
造成紐約的丈夫一場誤會...
喔喔喔!
你想我那支大雞雞,
馬上脫了褲子拍照給妳看。
/
手機→ Θ夫>
╰█_ξ
||
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
然後北京的蝴蝶就被臭死了,
這就是著名的:「臭雞雞效應」
其定義為:雞雞太臭,可以從紐約臭死北京的蝴蝶。
ξ ξ ξ ξ ξ
ξ
ξ
幹! ξ
有沒有搞錯!
誰的懶較這麼臭! ξ ξ
\ ξ
╮╮β ξ
死皿﹥
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
另外有一個效應是在說,
部分的人在死亡一瞬間...
幹!
要死了嗎?
我怎麼死的?
\
死r2
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
會看到人生跑馬燈...
跑馬燈
↙
┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬
┴┼┴┴┴┴┴┼┴┴┴┴┴┼┴┴┴┴┴┼┴┴┴┴┴┼┴┴┴┴┴┼┴┴┴┴┴┼┴
│第一次勃起│第一次尻尻│第二次尻尻│第三次尻尻│ │第N次尻尻│
│ │ │ │ │ │ │
│ 幼 │ 爽 │ 爽 │ 爽 │ … │ 爽 │
│ _█> │ _/▌ │ _/▌ │ _/▌ │ │ _/▌ │
│ || │ || │ || │ || │ │ || │
┬┼┬┬┬┬┬┼┬┬┬┬┬┼┬┬┬┬┬┼┬┬┬┬┬┼┬┬┬┬┬┼┬┬┬┬┬┼┬
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靠!
怎麼都在尻尻?
超魯的啦!
\
死r2
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
一生會不斷地在眼前飄過...
跑馬燈
↙
┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬
┴┼┴┴┴┴┴┼┴┴┴┴┴┼┴┴┴┴┴┼┴┴┴┴┴┼┴┴┴┴┴┼┴┴┴┴┴┼┴
│第一次約砲│第一次等人│第一次見面│第一次牽手│ │第一次開房│
│ │ │ │ │ │ ┌─│
│ <爽Θ │ 等 │ 爽 正>│ <爽 正 │ … │正<開 │旅│
│ _█╯ │ <█> │<█> <█ │ █\/█> │ │█\█\│ │
│ || │ || │ || /< │ || /< │ │|| || │館│
┬┼┬┬┬┬┬┼┬┬┬┬┬┼┬┬┬┬┬┼┬┬┬┬┬┼┬┬┬┬┬┼┬┬┬┬┬┼┬
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喔喔喔!
終於有搞頭了,
讚啦!
\
死r2
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
直到自己臨終前的景象...
跑馬燈
↙
┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬
┴┼┴┴┴┴┴┼┴┴┴┴┴┼┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴
│第一次裸體│第一次聞到│ 然後就死掉了...
│ │ │
│ 爽 正>│ 驚 ξ 正>│ 逃」
│<█_ <UU │<█_ ξUU │ ξ ξ ξ ξ ξ 「UU
│ || /< │ || /< │ 死r2 ξ ╱>
┬┼┬┬┬┬┬┼┬┬┬┬┬┼┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬┬
┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴┴
原來...
是臭死的,
嗚嗚嗚!
\
死r2
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
這就是著名的:「臭鮑鮑效應」
其定義為:鮑鮑太臭,聞到的人一生會在眼前飄過。
○
飄
/█\
◤
.
.
.
死r2
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The End
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
不管有感染沒感染,
沒洗的最臭啦!
洗乾淨好嗎??????????????
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
--
https://www.facebook.com/pttzoeforce
大叔懶叫臭,路有臭死骨。
好詩好詩!
--
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