肥宅我這輩子最刺激的幾秒鐘 - 成人話題討論

By Aaliyah
at 2015-06-08T22:21

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上禮拜我的一狗票未婚同事約了幾個女生要聯誼然後去KTV唱歌

肥宅我雖然是魯蛇一條但也結婚生子了

想說也想回味青春的滋味　於是跟老婆唬了個爛

偷偷了跟去玩一下　畢竟在場的男的比女的多　

總還有需要我的地方（其實是自己愛跟）

。。。吃飯　省略。。。。快轉至ｋｔｖ

或許是剛剛吃飯吃太飽＋ｋｔｖ裏飲料啤酒喝太多

就進了廁所　拉完之後想說座在馬桶上看看手機

突然間廁所門被打開了！！

心想慘了　靠！我那麼這麼悲情連這樣也出包

然後　一個女生貼著牆壁摸著牆看著坐在馬桶上的我走了進來

肥宅這輩子最刺激的幾秒鐘登場！！！！

這個女生用著她迷濛的眼睛看著我　慢慢的朝著我走來

開開開始～撩起她的小碎花裙　雙手到了腰間慢慢的退下她的小褲褲

走到我面前　轉身了過來　往我身上一座

阿~~~~~~~~~~阿~~~~~

我很順勢的雙手抱著她的屁股跟腰間

心理天使惡魔交戰這樣好嗎？

老婆還在家裡等我！我沒有套套？阿不管了衝了啦！不知道這女的乾淨嗎？

當我心裡還來不及反應這真實情況的時候

這個女生尿尿了
！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！

而且還不是沒有停的跡象　就這樣一整泡給我尿下去

幹尿超多的!!

這時候我回到現實在馬桶上開始哀～　阿　外面的　阿～

你們快進來啦～

她的朋友衝了進來一臉驚訝：你你們　在幹嘛阿　我的天阿～頭轉了出去叫了

另外兩個女生進來　我說喂....不是啦　不是啦

她尿尿在我身上了啦　XD

接著就是這三個女的笑到連站都站不直....

事情過了一個多禮拜了還有人問我被ol座在身上尿尿是什麼感覺

....

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Tags: 成人

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By Ina
at 2015-06-10T14:23

所以是什麼感覺~？

By Hedda
at 2015-06-12T06:25

笑

By Edwina
at 2015-06-13T22:28

好喝好喝

By Joe
at 2015-06-15T14:30

請左轉笨版…

By Franklin
at 2015-06-17T06:32

人肉便器成就達成?

By James
at 2015-06-18T22:35

五樓喝尿

By George
at 2015-06-20T14:37

七樓帥哥

By Gilbert
at 2015-06-22T06:39

十樓被我肛到漏尿

By Hedda
at 2015-06-23T22:42

冒險蓋

By Yuri
at 2015-06-25T14:44

她喝醉了……

By Yuri
at 2015-06-27T06:46

幫蓋

By Delia
at 2015-06-28T22:49

所以到底是什麼感覺啦哈哈哈

By Hamiltion
at 2015-06-30T14:51

我笑了…

By Jacky
at 2015-07-02T06:53

真。肉便器

By Ivy
at 2015-07-03T22:56

ㄈㄓ肉便器

By Lily
at 2015-07-05T14:58

很鳥的感覺只是回家老婆覺得我怪怪的怎麼聚餐聚到全
身衣服鞋子頭髮都濕了

By Emily
at 2015-07-07T07:00

清志是你？

By Una
at 2015-07-08T23:03

@老婆

By Jake
at 2015-07-10T15:05

成就達成

By Wallis
at 2015-07-12T07:07

總不能只有褲子濕吧怕被起疑只好全洗了

By Christine
at 2015-07-13T23:10

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Charlie
at 2015-07-15T15:12

這個好笑

By Oliver
at 2015-07-17T07:14

真好

By Franklin
at 2015-07-18T23:17

我只有被女生尿過臉跟頭而已你可以免費被尿下面

By Odelette
at 2015-07-20T15:19

有後續沒

By Emma
at 2015-07-22T07:21

幹哈哈哈好噁XDD

By Caroline
at 2015-07-23T23:24

帥哥報到

By Sandy
at 2015-07-25T15:26

監獄學園?

By Daph Bay
at 2015-07-27T07:28

人肉小便器

By Oliver
at 2015-07-28T23:31

靠盃! 褲子都脫了你給我發這個 XD

By Ophelia
at 2015-07-30T15:33

被尿，你興奮了對吧

By Rae
at 2015-08-01T07:35

所以你插進去了嗎？

By Enid
at 2015-08-02T23:38

滿好笑的，發錯版了嗎xd

By Margaret
at 2015-08-04T15:40

我比較想知道尿人的感覺是什麼…

By Cara
at 2015-08-06T07:42

你老婆在你背後非常火

By Linda
at 2015-08-07T23:45

你的暱稱都說香腸能穿牆了，我看那OL...

By Andrew
at 2015-08-09T15:47

我笑了

By Jake
at 2015-08-11T07:49

XD 當做潮吹

By Jake
at 2015-08-12T23:52

正嗎

By Joe
at 2015-08-14T15:54

內褲王快出現

By Liam
at 2015-08-16T07:56

是因為你長得跟馬桶很像嗎冏

By Regina
at 2015-08-17T23:59

男版肉便器

By Andy
at 2015-08-19T16:01

老婆在你後面很火!!

By Anonymous
at 2015-08-21T08:03

清志4ni?

By Carol
at 2015-08-23T00:06

羨慕～

By Anthony
at 2015-08-24T16:08

哈哈哈哈好悲情

By Hedda
at 2015-08-26T08:10

花學姐!?

By Sandy
at 2015-08-28T00:13

就封你為馬桶王！！

By Ida
at 2015-08-29T16:15

拉屎不鎖門?

By Ophelia
at 2015-08-31T08:17

熱熱的

By Lydia
at 2015-09-02T00:20

\花學姊/

By Jack
at 2015-09-03T16:22

超級好笑的欸xDDDDD

By Elvira
at 2015-09-05T08:24

\花學姊/

By Gilbert
at 2015-09-07T00:27

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ursula
at 2015-09-08T16:29

笑了

By Ethan
at 2015-09-10T08:31

真的是肉便器

By Ophelia
at 2015-09-12T00:34

呵呵

By Leila
at 2015-09-13T16:36

哈

By Poppy
at 2015-09-15T08:38

花學姐4NI!!

By Linda
at 2015-09-17T00:41

XDDDDD

By Kumar
at 2015-09-18T16:43

花學姐哈哈哈

By Charlie
at 2015-09-20T08:45

這不是以前的笑話嗎？還有人畫成漫畫.

By Zora
at 2015-09-22T00:48

要不要檢察菜花?

By Zanna
at 2015-09-23T16:50

這個厲害，你居然變成肉便器

By Kyle
at 2015-09-25T08:52

哇屋

By Bethany
at 2015-09-27T00:55

什麼感覺

By Ivy
at 2015-09-28T16:57

原po 馬桶傻傻分不清楚

By Damian
at 2015-09-30T08:59

幹西斯點勒

By Susan
at 2015-10-02T01:02

呼叫內褲王

By Oliver
at 2015-10-03T17:04

朕就封你為 "西斯肉便器"

By David
at 2015-10-05T09:06

馬桶是你！？

By Agnes
at 2015-10-07T01:09

大概是你長得像馬桶吧!

By Susan
at 2015-10-08T17:11

尿桶４ni

By Kristin
at 2015-10-10T09:13

你老婆知道你是肉便器嗎

By Ophelia
at 2015-10-12T01:16

花學姐XDDD

By Yedda
at 2015-10-13T17:18

好想喝女生的尿喔

By Elvira
at 2015-10-15T09:20

沒有大口大口喝下去喔?可惜

By Kama
at 2015-10-17T01:23

有笑有推哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Elvira
at 2015-10-18T17:25

工具人。肉便器
這樣也能當工具人真不簡單

By Frederica
at 2015-10-20T09:27

肉便器4in

By Annie
at 2015-10-22T01:30

肉便器www

By David
at 2015-10-23T17:32

笑翻XD

By Hedwig
at 2015-10-25T09:34

乾... 以後我去KTV上廁所決定都不鎖門了

By Ina
at 2015-10-27T01:37

肉便器成就達成

By Frederica
at 2015-10-28T17:39

想不到你已經變成百變金剛了~~

By Ula
at 2015-10-30T09:41

清志是ni?

By Kyle
at 2015-11-01T01:44

in惹

By Lydia
at 2015-11-02T17:46

哈哈哈哈哈

By Kyle
at 2015-11-04T09:48

百變星君 ?

By Odelette
at 2015-11-06T01:51

想喝

By Megan
at 2015-11-07T17:53

怎好像在漫畫上看過這劇情…

By Connor
at 2015-11-09T09:55

啊啊啊啊你你在幹嘛啊啊啊

By Hardy
at 2015-11-11T01:58

肉便器XDDD

By Poppy
at 2015-11-12T18:00

哈哈哈好刺激

By Lily
at 2015-11-14T10:02

如果是正妹當然沒差

By Jack
at 2015-11-16T02:05

肉便器之男子版本

By Hardy
at 2015-11-17T18:07

神轉劇情啊

By Linda
at 2015-11-19T10:09

西斯點?

By Blanche
at 2015-11-21T02:12

不過肉便器真的蠻好笑的

By Selena
at 2015-11-22T18:14

你知道不匿名會怎樣嗎？

By Callum
at 2015-11-24T10:16

哦原來是馬桶是男生的那句情阿我看過..

By Hedwig
at 2015-11-26T02:19

XDDDDd

By Caitlin
at 2015-11-27T18:21

所以你有記得擦屁股嗎？

By Emily
at 2015-11-29T10:23

有笑有推

By Agatha
at 2015-12-01T02:26

……

By Wallis
at 2015-12-02T18:28

應該是濕濕又熱熱der?

By Dinah
at 2015-12-04T10:30

都被尿了，有順勢來一發嗎？

By Lily
at 2015-12-06T02:33

便器你好

By Kristin
at 2015-12-07T18:35

不會用你的香腸堵住水霸嗎

By Edith
at 2015-12-09T10:37

人生勝利組！

By Thomas
at 2015-12-11T02:40

有笑有推！

By Franklin
at 2015-12-12T18:42

還好不是拉屎，不過怎麼沒有插進去當潮吹呢？

By Oliver
at 2015-12-14T10:44

你長的這麼像馬桶喔竟然會被搞錯

By Jacky
at 2015-12-16T02:47

你讓我人生更有自信惹

By Susan
at 2015-12-17T18:49

XD 褲子都濕了你怎麼回家?

By Xanthe
at 2015-12-19T10:51

原來肥宅也能當肉便器，長知識惹

By Lucy
at 2015-12-21T02:54

XDDDDDDDDD

By Cara
at 2015-12-22T18:56

其實就給他幹下去不就好了~偷偷弄幾下再拔出來

By Bennie
at 2015-12-24T10:58

反正是他自己屁股過來跟你也沒關係

By Elma
at 2015-12-26T03:01

淦我在吃早餐給我看這個

By Xanthe
at 2015-12-27T19:03

XDDDD

By Christine
at 2015-12-29T11:05

好有畫面哈哈哈

By William
at 2015-12-31T03:08

肛肛好下去阿!!!

By Quintina
at 2016-01-01T19:10

好威XDDD

By Hedda
at 2016-01-03T11:12

已羡慕

By Caitlin
at 2016-01-05T03:15

爆

By Yuri
at 2016-01-06T19:17

你老婆在你後面，她非常火

By Tracy
at 2016-01-08T11:19

感覺有點唬爛，如果醉成這樣，我看你直接督進去她也沒
感覺

By Ethan
at 2016-01-10T03:22

清志是你?

By Oscar
at 2016-01-11T19:24

我好像之前就有看過了

By Hedy
at 2016-01-13T11:26

哈哈

By Hedy
at 2016-01-15T03:29

花學姊哈哈ㄏ

By Edith
at 2016-01-16T19:31

不會堵住她尿道口喔

By Zenobia
at 2016-01-18T11:33

SOD都是真的...

By Ursula
at 2016-01-20T03:36

閃

By Iris
at 2016-01-21T19:38

不會直接督進去阻止他嗎肥宅

By Yedda
at 2016-01-23T11:40

你是馬桶？

By Bethany
at 2016-01-25T03:43

笑慘

By Puput
at 2016-01-26T19:45

花學姊

By Hamiltion
at 2016-01-28T11:47

人型便器王

By Thomas
at 2016-01-30T03:50

好喝嗎

By Olivia
at 2016-01-31T19:52

成就達成的音效出現了！

By Freda
at 2016-02-02T11:54

我又不是一二十歲的少年A 馬上in 可以督=_=

By Lauren
at 2016-02-04T03:57

重點是正嗎?

By Wallis
at 2016-02-05T19:59

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Isabella
at 2016-02-07T12:01

推

By Damian
at 2016-02-09T04:04

如果三個同事沒進來我看你後來一定就直接督進去了

By Callum
at 2016-02-10T20:06

人肉便器

By Dinah
at 2016-02-12T12:08

太北七了吧 XDDD

By Yuri
at 2016-02-14T04:11

幹，你可以封王了

By Isla
at 2016-02-15T20:13

有事嗎

By Jacob
at 2016-02-17T12:15

尿便器

By Susan
at 2016-02-19T04:18

小心花學姐會跟你對嘴

By Sandy
at 2016-02-20T20:20

花學姊會吻你喔 XDDD 要趕快大喊要怎麼面對自己的人生

By Damian
at 2016-02-22T12:22

便器王

By Leila
at 2016-02-24T04:25

臭臭的

By Tom
at 2016-02-25T20:27

熱熱的嗎哈哈

By Doris
at 2016-02-27T12:29

沒鎖門?

By James
at 2016-02-29T04:32

ㄅ

By Erin
at 2016-03-01T20:34

肉便器無誤

By Victoria
at 2016-03-03T12:36

所以是胖子喝尿？

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-03-05T04:39

肉便器無誤

By Jake
at 2016-03-06T20:41

醉到馬桶上有人都看不到？這篇太假，完全不合理。

By Yuri
at 2016-03-08T12:43

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Heather
at 2016-03-10T04:46

嘟下去啊還叫人

By Heather
at 2016-03-11T20:48

笑噴精華欸

By Anthony
at 2016-03-13T12:50

幹!! 真的是肉便器!!!

By Damian
at 2016-03-15T04:53

哈哈哈哈西斯點在哪

By Hardy
at 2016-03-16T20:55

舒服嗎

By Eden
at 2016-03-18T12:57

熱熱的

By Xanthe
at 2016-03-20T05:00

有笑有推哈哈哈哈

By Zanna
at 2016-03-21T21:02

清志是你?

By Connor
at 2016-03-23T13:04

等她尿完啊

By Cara
at 2016-03-25T05:07

可惜他不是大便XDDDDDDDDDD

By David
at 2016-03-26T21:09

肥宅想被尿還沒人要尿呢你要開心了

By Lucy
at 2016-03-28T13:11

糗一輩子天那XDDD

By Leila
at 2016-03-30T05:14

真肉便器XDDDDDDDDDD

By Elizabeth
at 2016-03-31T21:16

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Queena
at 2016-04-02T13:18

廢到笑

By Enid
at 2016-04-04T05:21

SOD有新劇情了

By Madame
at 2016-04-05T21:23

來朝聖嚕 ~ 安安清志君

By Dora
at 2016-04-07T13:25

朝聖推

By Lydia
at 2016-04-09T05:28

有笑有推XDDDD

By Mason
at 2016-04-10T21:30

國外想被尿還要付錢呢~

By Dinah
at 2016-04-12T13:32

幫她擦完再插

By Audriana
at 2016-04-14T05:35

1秒潮吹<3

By Zanna
at 2016-04-15T21:37

花學姐~

By Rebecca
at 2016-04-17T13:39

軟木塞4ni ? 要牢牢塞住啊啊

By Andrew
at 2016-04-19T05:42

我這輩子聽過最好笑的！

By Quanna
at 2016-04-20T21:44

老婆真可憐

By Joseph
at 2016-04-22T13:46

有笑有推XDDD

By Lauren
at 2016-04-24T05:49

朝聖

By Connor
at 2016-04-25T21:51

現在有沒有很後悔沒督之外還叫人進來？

By Elizabeth
at 2016-04-27T13:53

肉便器你好

By Rae
at 2016-04-29T05:56

XDDDDDDDDDS

By Candice
at 2016-04-30T21:58

所以你是怎麼回家跟老婆解釋的?

By Jacky
at 2016-05-02T14:00

真強把OL幹到失禁!!

肥宅我這輩子最刺激的幾秒鐘 - 成人話題討論

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