聽過的西斯傳聞 - 成人話題討論

Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2014-10-16T14:59

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手機排版傷眼見諒

話說最近不知道在哪個談話節目上

也有可能是SOD喇

年輕的人妻說自己以前住鄉下

沒什麼太多有趣的事做 只好跟男朋友做愛




讓我不禁想到國中時某任跟我說的事

某任:欸欸 你不覺得那個誰變正了嗎?

我:痾...沒注意
(想釣我?)

某任:有拉有拉 你知道為什麼嗎?

我:為啥?

某任:她說她跟男友那個那個了

我:屁咧 這樣會變正?

某任:真的啊~之前她們也懷疑我們是不是...過

我:最好啦,妳才沒有變正咧

某任:幹你超賤



我是沒這樣跟女生說過啦

再說跟女性賀爾蒙有關也是很有可能

難怪以前我都覺得八噶囧身邊的女孩都好正:(




好啦其實是想問大家

除了像

皇家禮砲典藏2X年後可轉職大法師

上西斯版可以豐胸 or 15->30cm壯陽

這種以外,還有沒有聽過其他西斯都市傳說?



西斯點

如果沒太多噓 怒補女友戴項圈照



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All Comments

Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2014-10-17T08:35
補了就134
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2014-10-18T02:12
手指套項圈嗎?
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2014-10-18T19:48
樓上不要這要馬~~~~
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2014-10-19T13:24
沒圖不推
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2014-10-20T07:01
其實是手環照啦不要那麼專業 哥只有左右手
不信單挑啊(已寄
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2014-10-21T00:37
你屁啦
David avatar
By David
at 2014-10-21T18:14
笑你不敢啦
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2014-10-22T11:50
別笑 我還真不敢;認真分享一下都市傳說啦!
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2014-10-23T05:27
為了圖
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2014-10-23T23:03
自從上西斯之後我考試都考一百分
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2014-10-24T16:39
有圖補推
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2014-10-25T10:16
沒女友的上西斯就會多兩個
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2014-10-26T03:52
手環還項圈分清楚啊
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2014-10-26T21:29
有耶
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2014-10-27T15:05
手環不能算是女友的項圈嗎...嗚
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2014-10-28T08:42
戴戒指的照片嗎?不用了
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-10-29T02:18
你要賣手指虎嗎?
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2014-10-29T19:54
請寄給團長我
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2014-10-30T13:31
我偏要噓
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2014-10-31T07:07
猜哥好久不見~DP都跟女友忙去..樂團怎麼辦
James avatar
By James
at 2014-11-01T00:44
廢了啦
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2014-11-01T18:20
會不會變正我不知道,但腿會變開是真的
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2014-11-02T11:57
還有這招的?
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-11-03T05:33
圖咧(敲碗)
James avatar
By James
at 2014-11-03T23:09
要看圖 !
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2014-11-04T16:46
國中那個過????!
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2014-11-05T10:22
傳聞,ttb超正,大家都要__死他!
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2014-11-06T03:59
都是they的經歷~
James avatar
By James
at 2014-11-06T21:35
圖呢?
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2014-11-07T15:12
如果貼圖證明書女友項圈圈不是手環或戒指我就推
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2014-11-08T08:48
最好啦,妳才沒有變正咧
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2014-11-09T02:25
等待圖圖
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2014-11-09T20:01
沒照片我會補噓
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2014-11-10T13:37
感覺是做過了沒變正才會說啊…我誤解嗎-_-
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2014-11-11T07:14
http://ppt.cc/0tgH
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2014-11-12T00:50
為了圖
不噓不行了
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2014-11-12T18:27
我先噓
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2014-11-13T12:03
八嘎囧的妹又台又正~讚
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2014-11-14T05:40
這有G吧?
James avatar
By James
at 2014-11-14T23:16
有H
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2014-11-15T16:52
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2014-11-16T10:29
..............
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2014-11-17T04:05
你還是自盡吧
David avatar
By David
at 2014-11-17T21:42
愚弄鄉民!!該當何罪
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2014-11-18T15:18
別這樣 被噓or進桶 大家都能體諒我的吧?
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2014-11-19T08:55
詐騙集團啊
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2014-11-20T02:31
我無法體量……
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2014-11-20T20:07
Daniel5566: 你還是自盡吧
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2014-11-21T13:44
猜哥是因為這不是小奶瓦吧!
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2014-11-22T07:20
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2014-11-23T00:57
zzz
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2014-11-23T18:33
噓爆你
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2014-11-24T12:10
防詐騙
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2014-11-25T05:46
你還是自盡吧
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2014-11-25T23:22
這是騙你們噓的 爆了後搞不好有真的
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2014-11-26T16:59
ttb這裡有人愚弄鄉民啦~
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2014-11-27T10:35
埋了那麼難笑的哽真是辛苦你了
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2014-11-28T04:12
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2014-11-28T21:48
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2014-11-29T15:25
你還是進桶吧…
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2014-11-30T09:01
直接桶他一天好嗎?
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2014-12-01T02:38
你還是自盡吧
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2014-12-01T20:14
出國回來就變智障了,覺得可憐QQ
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2014-12-02T13:50
...
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2014-12-03T07:27
推...我不爭氣的笑了
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2014-12-04T01:03
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2014-12-04T18:40
噓個
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2014-12-05T12:16
為圖一搏!
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2014-12-06T05:53
噓你
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2014-12-06T23:29
意圖使人不給噓
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2014-12-07T17:05
我有點火....
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2014-12-08T10:42
這圖.....~"~
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2014-12-09T04:18
怒噓圖
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2014-12-09T21:55
你果然是智障
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2014-12-10T15:31
小喬幫補
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2014-12-11T09:08
騙我
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2014-12-12T02:44
我把手機用到沒電惹:(
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2014-12-12T20:20
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2014-12-13T13:57
teemo must die
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2014-12-14T07:33
怒噓
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2014-12-15T01:10
XDDDD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2014-12-15T18:46
你不知道戲弄板友會水桶嗎
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2014-12-16T12:23
其實我重點是討論那個啦~:D 左右手圖也不是我願意的啦
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2014-12-17T05:59
不噓對不起你的左手
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2014-12-17T23:35
你太超過了
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2014-12-18T17:12
看圖笑了~ 但還是給噓
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2014-12-19T10:48
念你是一代宗師,你自盡吧
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2014-12-20T04:25
這 怒推綠綠大頸圈+小奶奶
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2014-12-20T22:01
念在你是一代宗師 你自慰吧
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2014-12-21T15:38
怎麼不是橡皮筋 怒噓
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2014-12-22T09:14
騙子
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2014-12-23T02:51
怒噓
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2014-12-23T20:27
怒噓
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2014-12-24T14:03
好啦讓我笑很久,給個推吧
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2014-12-25T07:40
噓!這是殺毀?
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2014-12-26T01:16
女友這樣也敢po
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2014-12-26T18:53
不準笑我女友
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2014-12-27T12:29
來補血XD
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2014-12-28T06:06
怒噓!!
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2014-12-28T23:42
吃我的綠光術...啊,聖光術才對
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2014-12-29T17:18
112
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2014-12-30T10:55
點錯,補噓
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2014-12-31T04:31
虛爆你!
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2014-12-31T22:08
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-01-01T15:44
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2015-01-02T09:21
112
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2015-01-03T02:57
補噓yay
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2015-01-03T20:33
這樣不行喔
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-01-04T14:10
XDDDD
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-01-05T07:46
最近念書壓力太大?!
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2015-01-06T01:23
其實還蠻好笑的啊~ XD
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2015-01-06T18:59
鄉民爆氣啦XDDD
George avatar
By George
at 2015-01-07T12:36
正常壓力釋放:D
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2015-01-08T06:12
噓IP噓戴項圈圖
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2015-01-08T23:48
噓圖!!!!!!!!!!
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-01-09T17:25
推回來 好喔
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2015-01-10T11:01
怒噓
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2015-01-11T04:38
笑慘了,但我還是要
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2015-01-11T22:14
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2015-01-12T15:51
呵呵
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2015-01-13T09:27
不噓不可
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-01-14T03:04
自盡吧……
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-01-14T20:40
988反詐騙
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2015-01-15T14:16
112都這樣
John avatar
By John
at 2015-01-16T07:53
2
James avatar
By James
at 2015-01-17T01:29
成全你

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