聽到哪些話就是代表在做球？ - 成人話題討論

By Steve
at 2015-09-30T23:53

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嗨我是便便

想想也好久沒有說我國中的事了

剛剛跟我那個人妻人母前女友聊天

聊到了我們國中的事

記得那是國三的事

當時我們已經分手一年多了

她有男朋友

還是在跟我分手隔天就交的幹

忘記那天怎麼會遇到她

然後我就陪她走回家

嘖嘖國中生

兩個人牽手走在一起就可以覺得很幸福

年輕人終究還是年輕人

到門口的時候

她：我爸媽不在家你要上來嗎

幹這他媽就是在約啊

妳這個小騷貨

結果當初的我居然……

啊… 那個… 我等一下還要補習下次好了

幹幹幹幹幹

補三小啦

如果可以回到過去

我一定會把國中的我痛打一頓

好往事就回憶到這裡

想問一下大家聽過哪些

一聽就知道是在做球的話

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By Emily
at 2015-10-05T11:58

肚子餓了

By Caitlin
at 2015-10-10T00:03

May show gun more

By Harry
at 2015-10-14T12:09

洋妞對我說: l love making love

By Isabella
at 2015-10-19T00:14

你排球隊的嗎

By Jacob
at 2015-10-23T12:19

我那個剛過

By Sandy
at 2015-10-28T00:24

你不怕我吃了妳嗎？

By Megan
at 2015-11-01T12:30

make sure gun more

By Michael
at 2015-11-06T00:35

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at 2015-11-10T12:40

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By William
at 2015-11-15T00:45

我快充好氣了

By Regina
at 2015-11-19T12:51

我家沒人

By Blanche
at 2015-11-24T00:56

我好無聊哦不知道要幹嘛

By Tracy
at 2015-11-28T13:01

How do you turn this on

By Hardy
at 2015-12-03T01:07

我爸媽不在家哈哈哈

By Caroline
at 2015-12-07T13:12

要不要喝酒

By Puput
at 2015-12-12T01:17

欸……陪我一下

By Eden
at 2015-12-16T13:22

想去你宿舍看看

By Delia
at 2015-12-21T01:28

幹十幾年前的稻江護家妹也是跟我講過這種話不過當
時她未成年我怕事都不敢對她怎樣現在超後悔的

By Elizabeth
at 2015-12-25T13:33

你媽超胖

By Poppy
at 2015-12-30T01:38

結果爺爺奶奶在家啊

By Robert
at 2016-01-03T13:43

我手機沒電上來幫我充電

By Poppy
at 2016-01-08T01:49

北鼻～今晚打個__

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at 2016-01-12T13:54

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at 2016-01-17T01:59

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at 2016-01-21T14:04

去你家喝酒，借我睡ㄧ晚

By Aaliyah
at 2016-01-26T02:10

要做愛嗎？

By Edith
at 2016-01-30T14:15

仙人跳失敗恭喜逃過一劫

By Aaliyah
at 2016-02-04T02:20

我的意思是說你問:女生你不怕我吃了妳嗎？

By Dora
at 2016-02-08T14:26

看女生回答什麼，才知道這球到底是如何

By Hardy
at 2016-02-13T02:31

家裡水管露水濕了一片，幫我看看好嗎

By Hardy
at 2016-02-17T14:36

之前有交一個大一女學生，帶回家說煮飯給他她吃

By Andy
at 2016-02-22T02:41

吃飽飯後回房間，躺在我床上，誘惑我!抱著她，就這
樣對她說妳不怕我吃了妳嗎？

By Linda
at 2016-02-26T14:47

女生還很大方的說，不怕啊！她偷偷吞了口水! 還好
我有銳利的眼睛!知道她在吞口水，就順利吃了她

By Rachel
at 2016-03-02T02:52

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at 2016-03-06T14:57

我今天不想回家>/////<

By Regina
at 2016-03-11T03:02

我都被殺球.

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-03-15T15:08

我想睡了

By Kyle
at 2016-03-20T03:13

男：奶奶在后面~
女：奶奶在前面~

By Ula
at 2016-03-24T15:18

衣服可以借我嗎，我想借浴室洗澡

By Lucy
at 2016-03-29T03:23

憨包XD 最會接耶

By Connor
at 2016-04-02T15:29

一起整理房間

By Dorothy
at 2016-04-07T03:34

我今天不用早回家...

By Queena
at 2016-04-11T15:39

要上來坐坐嗎

By Charlie
at 2016-04-16T03:45

老ㄟ~今天晚上甲菜喔

By Agatha
at 2016-04-20T15:50

最近心情不好，可以約你出來聊聊嗎？

By Rachel
at 2016-04-25T03:55

來來來看是要單聊~站著聊坐著聊都可以聊~

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-04-29T16:00

想吃長長硬硬又會爆漿的東西

By Mia
at 2016-05-04T04:06

如果我有男友就不會讓你約了啦

By Kelly
at 2016-05-08T16:11

我好餓喔

By Poppy
at 2016-05-13T04:16

別說這些了你聽過

By Liam
at 2016-05-17T16:21

以前女同學約我去U2看片還讓我挑片我挑了一部特攝片

By Damian
at 2016-05-22T04:27

哥吉拉-恐龍帝國沒想到還被逆推

By David
at 2016-05-26T16:32

嗨打球明天薇嗝球你帶不見不散啾咪

By Jessica
at 2016-05-31T04:37

爸媽不在家裡只剩黑衣人

By Rae
at 2016-06-04T16:42

嗨，你好

By Dinah
at 2016-06-09T04:48

我家人不在家一個人好無聊～

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-06-13T16:53

女孩都問我，要在我家洗澡嗎？

By Faithe
at 2016-06-18T04:58

幫我灌蟋蟀

By Zanna
at 2016-06-22T17:04

一隻~半隻。一隻~半隻

By Susan
at 2016-06-27T05:09

來喔快攻！

By James
at 2016-07-01T17:14

下麵給你粗^_^

By Noah
at 2016-07-06T05:19

羊死了

By Elvira
at 2016-07-10T17:25

我媽今天出國,晚上可以去住你家嗎?~~~啊嘶

By Olga
at 2016-07-15T05:30

我喜歡做愛你呢？

By Mason
at 2016-07-19T17:35

來球來了

By Elizabeth
at 2016-07-24T05:40

推竿一顆星，換你

By Sarah
at 2016-07-28T17:46

台大籃球場球你帶不來算你輸

By Joseph
at 2016-08-02T05:51

要不是我明天要期末考，我就進去了，走，回去k書

By Daniel
at 2016-08-06T17:56

我明天放假日

By Ursula
at 2016-08-11T06:01

想太多，他只是要你幫他修電腦辣！

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-08-15T18:07

可是人家沒有套子怕懷孕......

By Carol
at 2016-08-20T06:12

我家沒人我怕黑

By Megan
at 2016-08-24T18:17

我好無聊，來陪我聊天

聽到哪些話就是代表在做球？ - 成人話題討論

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