老媽到底給我吃了什麼? - 成人話題討論

By Yedda
at 2022-02-06T12:47
at 2022-02-06T12:47
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各位西斯版友新年快樂。
9天的春節連續假期將結束,天龍國裡整週的陰雨綿綿讓人發霉又發慌,關了一個禮拜,
終於忍不住出門,帶著滿車裝備,順著收假的路程一路慢慢向南漂流。
出門前老木燉了一鍋不知道什麼成份的大補湯說要給我補身體,我只好乖乖的喝完。
不喝還好,喝完之後一整天難耐的燥熱,走在寒冷的臺北街頭,脱到只剩一件薄T-shirt
仍然不停冒汗。
來到苗栗山區的露營地,深夜裡週邊的露友家庭們都穿著厚重的外套,唯獨我只著單薄的
衣物坐在寒風中冒汗。
半夜裡燥熱也就算了,明明沒搭帳篷的我竟然在車床上撐起了直挺挺的營柱(還是淫柱?
),害我睡袋一
直蓋不住身體。
我說老木啊,你到底給我吃了什麼?明知道我一個人出門露營身邊沒有人可以單挑,這個
副作用是要我幹山羌還是打三槍?是要車泊還是車勃啦?
可惜昨晚沒有聽到鄰帳啪啪啪的幹架聲,不然我一定去助攻,拳拳到肉的幹架啦!
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9天的春節連續假期將結束,天龍國裡整週的陰雨綿綿讓人發霉又發慌,關了一個禮拜,
終於忍不住出門,帶著滿車裝備,順著收假的路程一路慢慢向南漂流。
出門前老木燉了一鍋不知道什麼成份的大補湯說要給我補身體,我只好乖乖的喝完。
不喝還好,喝完之後一整天難耐的燥熱,走在寒冷的臺北街頭,脱到只剩一件薄T-shirt
仍然不停冒汗。
來到苗栗山區的露營地,深夜裡週邊的露友家庭們都穿著厚重的外套,唯獨我只著單薄的
衣物坐在寒風中冒汗。
半夜裡燥熱也就算了,明明沒搭帳篷的我竟然在車床上撐起了直挺挺的營柱(還是淫柱?
),害我睡袋一
直蓋不住身體。
我說老木啊,你到底給我吃了什麼?明知道我一個人出門露營身邊沒有人可以單挑,這個
副作用是要我幹山羌還是打三槍?是要車泊還是車勃啦?
可惜昨晚沒有聽到鄰帳啪啪啪的幹架聲,不然我一定去助攻,拳拳到肉的幹架啦!
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