老婆問我要不要吃威而鋼 - 成人話題討論

By George
at 2021-09-27T15:49

Table of Contents

寫在前面先說老闆勿密我不想吃
正題如下

近期工作太累沒什麼性致
老婆平日問我要不要我就看電視不理她
假日睡飽了可以來個兩場一次半小時沒問題

一周兩三次我覺得也夠了
直到她拿出威而鋼

當下真覺得尊嚴被打擊
這個頻率有那麼不堪嗎??

老婆說年紀到了難免要吃助興而已反應不用太大
這種說法你們能接受嗎??

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Hedy
at 2021-09-30T08:44

難道你想要老婆拿給隔壁吃

By Jack
at 2021-10-03T01:40

樓下先寄

By Sarah
at 2021-10-05T18:36

你老婆年輕時也配合你現在對方有性致玩不同玩法就配合
玩玩看呀

By Donna
at 2021-10-08T11:31

問題是在品質，你老婆很明顯暗示你了，不吃就多運動囉！

By Catherine
at 2021-10-11T04:27

犀利士5ml的大推

By Olga
at 2021-10-13T21:23

https://i.imgur.com/Q3heK09.jpg

By Rosalind
at 2021-10-16T14:18

不是次數問題是硬度問題

By Emily
at 2021-10-19T07:14

可憐啊

By Bethany
at 2021-10-22T00:10

加油好嗎！

By Tom
at 2021-10-24T17:05

是不是有問你要不要立遺囑了?

By Suhail Hany
at 2021-10-27T10:01

就是屌軟了啊

By Valerie
at 2021-10-30T02:57

軟25分鐘，硬5分鐘

By Dorothy
at 2021-11-01T19:52

哈哈軟哈哈

By Charlie
at 2021-11-04T12:48

咦威哥哪來的阿?

By Andy
at 2021-11-07T05:44

吃啊，讓她叫不敢

By Carol
at 2021-11-09T22:39

吃啊，不然就換別人囉！

By Suhail Hany
at 2021-11-12T15:35

老婆想要就要偷笑了看其他鄉民想做還不給做

By Aaliyah
at 2021-11-15T08:31

吃啊不然就換樓下上

By Thomas
at 2021-11-18T01:26

你就是軟了

By Bethany
at 2021-11-20T18:22

比拿出離婚證書好

By Blanche
at 2021-11-23T11:17

吃啊，在做愛面前，尊嚴都是假的

By Dora
at 2021-11-26T04:13

一直被說軟掉

By Delia
at 2021-11-28T21:09

小心不吃老婆就外找了

By Hedwig
at 2021-12-01T14:04

半小時是哪一個部分半小時

By Noah
at 2021-12-04T07:00

吃阿就硬度不夠了

By Faithe
at 2021-12-06T23:56

老婆怎麼會有威而鋼？我好像懂了什麼

By Hedwig
at 2021-12-09T16:51

這頻率堪不堪不是我們說了算啊我們看起來像你老婆嗎?

By Ula
at 2021-12-12T09:47

說不定真的是太軟

By Yedda
at 2021-12-15T02:43

你以為問題是頻率，但我們一看就知道是硬度

By Faithe
at 2021-12-17T19:38

吃馬卡保養你的覽趴

By Kyle
at 2021-12-20T12:34

想也知道太軟

By Vanessa
at 2021-12-23T05:30

軟屌

By Noah
at 2021-12-25T22:25

吃啊那有什麼尊嚴？不吃比較有嗎？笑死

By Jake
at 2021-12-28T15:21

這是明示了

By Kama
at 2021-12-31T08:17

不吃威而鋼可以吃瑪卡阿

By Charlie
at 2022-01-03T01:12

吃阿操到她不敢

By David
at 2022-01-05T18:08

就吃啊有啥好抗拒的無聊的面子真的很無聊

By Tom
at 2022-01-08T11:04

有站內信還沒看

By Erin
at 2022-01-11T03:59

看看還剩幾顆再說QQ……..

By Isabella
at 2022-01-13T20:55

吃啊！不然你要你老婆餵憋人吃嗎？

By Agnes
at 2022-01-16T13:50

你再軟趴趴下一次她就會說要換老公QQ

By Queena
at 2022-01-19T06:46

吃啊

By Jack
at 2022-01-19T05:59

你不能接受老婆就找下一位啦

By Connor
at 2022-01-21T22:55

幾次不重要，重點是餵不飽啊！老婆給你解決方案還不領情…
當心被綠～

By Freda
at 2022-01-19T05:59

都下最後通牒了你還當耳邊風？

By Olivia
at 2022-01-21T22:55

狼虎之年，坐地會吸土

By Erin
at 2022-01-19T05:59

年紀到了就是要吃不然你以為老闆喊假的嗎

By Todd Johnson
at 2022-01-21T22:55

你這樣的人還嫌一堆無性夫妻會羨慕死

By Jack
at 2022-01-19T05:59

跟她說
https://i.imgur.com/XsmlnAu.jpg

By Charlie
at 2022-01-21T22:55

靠，不吃給我啦

By Connor
at 2022-01-19T05:59

軟的督不進去啊

By Kelly
at 2022-01-21T22:55

沒叫你跪下給她舔腳就該偷笑了

By Zora
at 2022-01-19T05:59

吃吧不吃的話改天發現有人吃了

By Quintina
at 2022-01-21T22:55

不吃沒關係，等等頭髮變綠

By Robert
at 2022-01-19T05:59

起碼她還希望你能多愛她一點

By Jessica
at 2022-01-21T22:55

看看前面那些老婆不給的文章，你很幸福了好嗎

By Christine
at 2022-01-19T05:59

叫你吃就吃別囉嗦改天找隔壁的你就知道

By Carol
at 2022-01-21T22:55

你就吃啊~不然下次你就會去婚姻板發文了..

By Carol
at 2022-01-19T05:59

她怎麼弄到的

By James
at 2022-01-21T22:55

去藥局買很難嗎沒腦真的可憐

By George
at 2022-01-19T05:59

自尊有點受影響你覺得你吃了會玩得比較開心就吃吧

By Ida
at 2022-01-21T22:55

肯定有比較過

By Quanna
at 2022-01-19T05:59

軟的ㄉㄨ不進去，磨菇半小時，老娘不爽

By Mia
at 2022-01-21T22:55

老婆主動拿出來真的會玻璃心碎...老婆可能性慾上升

By Callum
at 2022-01-19T05:59

然後你性慾下降巴
不過你應該知足了版上跟婚姻版一堆婚後沒炮打的

By Valerie
at 2022-01-21T22:55

買原廠的吃4分1個，無敵

By Faithe
at 2022-01-19T05:59

營養師這個馬卡我吃了是有感每天兩包當保養
https://i.imgur.com/xi4rUaf.jpg

By Caroline
at 2022-01-21T22:55

要泥吃泥不吃到時候去拿給別人吃泥只會更崩潰

By Ina
at 2022-01-19T05:59

再不吃下次你就是躺床底的那個

By Jake
at 2022-01-21T22:55

老婆叫你吃就是還想跟你做你不吃她就去跟吃的人做了

By Kumar
at 2022-01-19T05:59

吃阿。老婆願意陪你玩就感謝了

By Annie
at 2022-01-21T22:55

明顯你老婆慾求不滿你不想做就戴綠帽吧

By Connor
at 2022-01-19T05:59

羨慕你有好老婆

By Blanche
at 2022-01-21T22:55

我問你~我問你~要不要吃威爾鋼

By Irma
at 2022-01-19T05:59

你老婆人真的好好…

By Skylar Davis
at 2022-01-21T22:55

吃讓她美叮美噹

By Kama
at 2022-01-19T05:59

快去運動啦！免得老婆心死。

By Faithe
at 2022-01-21T22:55

起碼老婆不是去找別人解決

By Rebecca
at 2022-01-19T05:59

代表你吹牛

By Vanessa
at 2022-01-21T22:55

你的尊嚴很重要?她就吃不飽不想吃藥就自己想辦法滿足她

By Ula
at 2022-01-19T05:59

補個噓自己夠了老婆不夠那就是你自私

By Mary
at 2022-01-21T22:55

吃啊不然等隔壁吃膩

By Genevieve
at 2022-01-19T05:59

吃籃的總比被綠好可能硬度讓她無感吧

By George
at 2022-01-21T22:55

給你機會，當然要吃。

By Catherine
at 2022-01-19T05:59

這個是硬度不是頻率，弄錯重點

By Caitlin
at 2022-01-21T22:55

找之前老婆不給做的換妻

By Kelly
at 2022-01-19T05:59

馬卡碰碰

By Kyle
at 2022-01-21T22:55

感覺是已經有綠光了，只是回頭看看你的小弟會不會迴
光返照

By Sandy
at 2022-01-19T05:59

顯然你沒搞清楚問題在哪問題是你軟屌不是頻率不夠你
就算用軟屌每天督老婆沒被搔到癢等於根本沒吃知道嗎

By Sandy
at 2022-01-21T22:55

我看你是不懂喔

By Ursula
at 2022-01-19T05:59

看來你無法滿足你老婆了

By Lucy
at 2022-01-21T22:55

注意你老婆,你現在不吃,就要換人吃了,還管什麼尊嚴…

By Xanthe
at 2022-01-19T05:59

這沒有什麼好自尊的。多少炮兵團出團前都會帶滿壯陽藥，
不浪費時間幹爽爽

By Una
at 2022-01-21T22:55

暗示你了

By Tracy
at 2022-01-19T05:59

吞啊！

By Zora
at 2022-01-21T22:55

軟在那比較有尊嚴？

By Belly
at 2022-01-19T05:59

你再不吃，就是隔壁老王吃了

By Hardy
at 2022-01-21T22:55

吃啊就當作體驗看看而已啊這有什麼嗎大學的時候因為
好奇吃過真的很猛不要吃太多

By Agatha
at 2022-01-19T05:59

吃阿就助興而已

By Christine
at 2022-01-21T22:55

想到愛情藥不藥這部電影，威而鋼剛出來時在美國搶最
兇的反而是一堆跑轟趴的，完全當作助興藥吃，一點也
不在乎旁人的眼光(因為大家都在吞)，然後男主角就送
醫急救處理他那根屹立不搖的老二了

By Wallis
at 2022-01-19T05:59

隔壁老王吃了之後變很猛你要不要也試試

By John
at 2022-01-21T22:55

老婆想要就要偷笑了

By Frederic
at 2022-01-19T05:59

婚姻幸福的兩大訣竅：錢多，屌硬

By Tristan Cohan
at 2022-01-21T22:55

老婆讓我啊不會？

By Annie
at 2022-01-19T05:59

不吃老婆外找呀

By Zanna
at 2022-01-21T22:55

吃啊

By Noah
at 2022-01-19T05:59

尼....該不會? 中途軟屌???

By Caitlin
at 2022-01-21T22:55

你覺得夠你老婆不這麼認為啊XD

By Adele
at 2022-01-19T05:59

不願意就不要靠北老婆找外食…

By Liam
at 2022-01-21T22:55

我害她開眼界的

By Harry
at 2022-01-19T05:59

幫QQ

By Lauren
at 2022-01-21T22:55

慘

By Steve
at 2022-01-19T05:59

老婆還沒放棄你，不要再顧無聊的自尊了，恢復硬度重拾
雄風報答老婆好嗎

By Thomas
at 2022-01-21T22:55

看你要有尊嚴的軟屌然後被綠

By Franklin
at 2022-01-19T05:59

還是更有尊嚴的硬爆 %到她不要不要自己想囉

By John
at 2022-01-21T22:55

難道你想要輸給隔壁老王嗎～!!??

By Harry
at 2022-01-19T05:59

就是不滿意到她要主動給你藥了啊有啥好問的==

By Iris
at 2022-01-21T22:55

老婆都敢買為何不敢吃

By Lucy
at 2022-01-19T05:59

你不吃她就拿給別人吃了

By Leila
at 2022-01-21T22:55

割一般開刀就好幾千塊健保有給付

By Callum
at 2022-01-19T05:59

我懷疑有人在曬老婆，但是我沒證據

By Yedda
at 2022-01-21T22:55

你自己覺得很夠人家沒飽

By Xanthe
at 2022-01-19T05:59

你不吃就是他出去吃了，想清楚啊～

By Victoria
at 2022-01-21T22:55

年紀到了就吃阿，還要老婆主動，丟不丟人阿？

By Jake
at 2022-01-19T05:59

因為老婆知道效果很好

By Kama
at 2022-01-21T22:55

軟屌仔還有臉說不吃啊

By Jack
at 2022-01-19T05:59

老婆試過才推薦你可撥某樓圖太正好了

By Ida
at 2022-01-21T22:55

你不吃就可能別人會吃

By Ula
at 2022-01-19T05:59

正常

By Kelly
at 2022-01-21T22:55

不吃給我老闆寄信

By Ina
at 2022-01-19T05:59

你就軟屌

By Ula
at 2022-01-21T22:55

男人的自尊是比包皮垢還不如的東西啊

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-01-19T05:59

還有機會吃就要偷笑了吧

By Kyle
at 2022-01-21T22:55

軟屌嘻嘻

By Emily
at 2022-01-19T05:59

你要是不吃就會被別人吃走，然後

By Emma
at 2022-01-21T22:55

以前80分，現在60分，他希望你是90分

By Necoo
at 2022-01-19T05:59

不要等到被綠了才回來唉唉叫

By Charlotte
at 2022-01-21T22:55

開始練深蹲跟有氧啊

By Jacky
at 2022-01-19T05:59

已經幫你留面子了

By Hamiltion
at 2022-01-21T22:55

你已經變成軟茄子了…兄弟

By Emily
at 2022-01-19T05:59

老婆想試你不試，是那他要找別人試囉？

By Ingrid
at 2022-01-21T22:55

老婆很務實欸加油

By Dora
at 2022-01-19T05:59

https://i.imgur.com/sJUG80l.jpg

By Vanessa
at 2022-01-21T22:55

勇敢的面對自己的不足吧

By Hamiltion
at 2022-01-19T05:59

你覺得夠她覺得不夠表達還不夠清楚嗎？

By Emily
at 2022-01-21T22:55

去運動啦

By Kumar
at 2022-01-19T05:59

吃啊把她幹到叫不敢

By Edward Lewis
at 2022-01-21T22:55

已經是硬度問題了運動或吃藥吧

By Steve
at 2022-01-19T05:59

老婆一直要，讚

By Dinah
at 2022-01-21T22:55

你不滿足老婆難道你要其他人來滿足她嗎

By Madame
at 2022-01-19T05:59

你不接受可能吃的就是外面小王了想清楚兄逮

By Valerie
at 2022-01-21T22:55

吃啊讓她腿軟叫不敢

By Odelette
at 2022-01-19T05:59

阮蒟蒻嘻嘻

By Edith
at 2022-01-21T22:55

記得配hiit 跟深蹲

By Jessica
at 2022-01-19T05:59

多運動別熬夜

By Jacob
at 2022-01-21T22:55

頻率是安慰你而已，實際上根本就是不硬

By Faithe
at 2022-01-19T05:59

你老婆很可憐

By Rae
at 2022-01-21T22:55

幾歲也不講

By William
at 2022-01-19T05:59

吃那個很正常年紀到了就會這樣不用想那麼多

By Puput
at 2022-01-21T22:55

軟屌俠原來是你...

By Doris
at 2022-01-19T05:59

千萬別吃！吃了會變成依賴性，變成靠自己會不舉，要
吃它才會舉。你老婆不是若無知就是太自私，自己的身體
要自己顧好

By Hamiltion
at 2022-01-21T22:55

為什麼不面對現實

By Margaret
at 2022-01-19T05:59

沒吃一樣不舉不如吸毒

By Noah
at 2022-01-21T22:55

有得這樣還要嫌.......知道很多在苦海中的男性嗎

By Sierra Rose
at 2022-01-19T05:59

你老婆應該是要給你煮補湯吧，蚵仔湯生蠔什麼的都吃
一吃就生龍活虎了，不愛吃海鮮再吃馬卡，挑劑量高的
吃吃看有沒有用，個人體感覺得大研跟營養師輕食都還

By Mary
at 2022-01-21T22:55

不錯，白天吃下去工作也比較有活力，不過多運動保持
體力才是根本拉

By Bethany
at 2022-01-19T05:59

吃威而鋼打擊尊嚴?還是幫隔壁老王養兒子打擊尊嚴?
這用小腦反射都能判斷吧?

By Sierra Rose
at 2022-01-21T22:55

其實你的尊嚴根本沒有價值，有價值的是你老婆的孩子

By Ina
at 2022-01-19T05:59

軟屌男不吃也要運動辣==

By Carol
at 2022-01-21T22:55

沒男人的尊嚴

By Steve
at 2022-01-19T05:59

吃武倍對策看看我覺得有效

By Sandy
at 2022-01-21T22:55

可能硬度有變弱

By Ina
at 2022-01-19T05:59

https://i.imgur.com/Q9ETUvd.jpg

By Yuri
at 2022-01-21T22:55

那你老婆去外面吃飽威爾鋼錢省下來你說好不好啊?

By Brianna
at 2022-01-19T05:59

婉轉地跟你講軟屌俠你還不改善?

By Anonymous
at 2022-01-21T22:55

可能外面的都很硬吧

By Ida
at 2022-01-19T05:59

人家老王不用吃就很厲害啊

By Audriana
at 2022-01-21T22:55

可以啦

By John
at 2022-01-19T05:59

你老婆都拿出來叫你吃藥了，你還在自我感覺良好？先問問自己
是半小時全程硬到底瘋狂抽插，還是前戲+軟屌加起來半小時吧

By Anthony
at 2022-01-21T22:55

你不吃，繳貨不夠，她要出去吃囉

By Ida
at 2022-01-19T05:59

沒事，嫌你不夠硬而已，放心吃吧

By Eden
at 2022-01-21T22:55

一硬二久三長

By Lucy
at 2022-01-19T05:59

就受不了蒟蒻而已

By Eden
at 2022-01-21T22:55

吃就吃啊，不然有可能拿給別人吃了

By Valerie
at 2022-01-19T05:59

可憐哪，要跟你一起解決問題還嫌

By Kyle
at 2022-01-21T22:55

功課不是有交就好你亂寫阿

By Gilbert
at 2022-01-19T05:59

就沒吃飽啦

By Ethan
at 2022-01-21T22:55

已經下最後通牒了

By Jacky
at 2022-01-19T05:59

如果被戴帽～我看你尊不尊嚴XD

By Lauren
at 2022-01-21T22:55

覺得坦誠相對是最好辦法老婆沒有直接去外面吃已經很給
面子了

By Oliver
at 2022-01-19T05:59

這篇推文笑死

By Una
at 2022-01-21T22:55

隔壁老王吃

By Hamiltion
at 2022-01-19T05:59

你要是真不想吃藥，樓上推的馬卡最好還是加減吃一下，
營養師跟大研我吃是覺得前者比較有感，不然年紀到了又
不運動真的沒辦法，工作太累也不是軟屌的藉口，不讓你
老婆性福到時候慘的還是你

By Caroline
at 2022-01-21T22:55

我給老婆100分

By Margaret
at 2022-01-19T05:59

本版一堆老婆不給碰的。根本炫耀文XD

By Edwina
at 2022-01-21T22:55

娛樂用藥老婆想要16的懶覺
16歲的懶覺

By Hedwig
at 2022-01-19T05:59

吃啊！誰叫你餵不飽

By Christine
at 2022-01-21T22:55

為了無聊的自尊捨棄情趣唉

By Jake
at 2022-01-19T05:59

老闆＋1

By Jessica
at 2022-01-21T22:55

願意開口跟你討論的妻子欸，要珍惜啊，別失去了才後悔

By Valerie
at 2022-01-19T05:59

吃吃看啊，人總是要嘗試，一試成主顧

By Ula
at 2022-01-21T22:55

老闆+1 請寄信!!!

By Olga
at 2022-01-19T05:59

老闆+1 請寄信

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