老司機群該怎麼加入阿? - 成人話題討論

By Brianna
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是說,我曾經做夢,夢到我被加入一個批踢踢的西斯群。
夢非常真實,真實到,如有雷同,我只能笑笑的,跟你說可能是巧合吧!
夢裡面那個群啊!
裡面真的是,各種癡漢男生,看到女生就像是食人魚聞到鮮血一樣,
二話不說就是撲上去,先私問有沒有在約。
夢中群的群管裡面還各種自肥。
很有趣的是,夢中群裡,某妹子很喜歡在群裡跟眾妹子聊天,
竟然還有人私訊這個妹子說,
你為什麼要把群裡面的妹子們都撩走?
夢中群的漢子常常各種炫耀自己約約、說自己床上多厲害、屌多粗多長,
如果真是如此,何必擔心妹子把妹子撩走呢?
怪妹子的意義在哪裡?
不過只是夢,不用太在意。
讓我印象深刻的是,
夢中群裡面好像有個妹子是某板的前板主,在群組公開他人ptt ID,
群管也沒有處理,事後才馬後炮的試圖安撫。
不過,ptt ID也不是什麼太私人的東西,
畢竟原本就是西斯板群嘛!
夢到最後,讓我驚醒的事情是,
我在夢中群坦承說我的手機訊息男友都會看到,
結果有人說我的賴其實是男生在用,假扮成女生在撩女生聊天。
一氣之下……
我就夢醒了。
西斯群啊,大概就是這樣吧我猜。
喔對了,我還記得夢裡面有一個很漂亮的女生,
有個批踢踢名人私訊她,問她給不給幹,
妹子拒絕,
這個批踢踢名人惱羞,說:
「女生就是生來被幹的你不知道嗎?」
「我到時候內射你讓你懷我的小孩。」
「女生不生小孩那你要生來做什麼?」
批踢踢名人大概是說這樣的話吧?
畢竟是夢,我記的不太清楚XDDDD
總之,在夢裡面的西斯群,
可以看到板上很有名的人,但是私底下很____的一面。
底線就讓各位自行填空囉~
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