老公特賣會開始了沒....? - 成人話題討論

By Harry
at 2009-10-22T11:29

Table of Contents

迷途的羔羊又來這裡叼擾了這次一樣是分享無趣的真實閨房記事
要是保守的老婆知道我在分享這種事情應該是會被丟到大漢溪去

西斯不足笑點不夠用詞粗鄙還請鄉民海涵如果看完覺得很
不舒服我也先說聲抱歉

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由於老婆在臨盆的時刻我有幸在產房親眼目睹到生命誕生的喜悅
所以不小心有了些副作用就是性慾下降不太愛作~~

因此我跟我老婆兩人辦事的次數可以說是寥寥可數慘不忍睹老
婆多少也會抱怨只是兒子不習慣睡嬰兒床所以都是我們一起睡
這時說怕吵到兒子就變得很有用當然我們在晚上很少會辦事
要作也都是在中午或是下午..

這是今年六月底的事情

兒子在晚上快十二點才睡著我好不容易等到兒子睡著後想溜去書
房繼續玩魔獸結果老婆用腳擋住我的去路

老婆: 要去哪?

我 : 去開電腦玩魔獸啊..

老婆: 老公來"嘿咻"....

我 : 啊..我突然覺得頭好昏還是先睡一下好了(裝死)

老婆: 你知不知道這個月做了幾次只作了幾次!!

我 : 大概六次吧..

老婆: 是兩次!! 才兩次!! 你是不是在外面給我亂搞所以回家都不想作了..(怒)

我 : 不是啦....現在嘿咻會吵到兒子咩被兒子看到怎麼辦?

老婆: 兒子才三歲哪懂啊而且他現在睡著了沒關係啦!!

我 : 真的要作喔? 兒子在旁邊很怪耶..

老婆: 快一點....!!

我 : 好啦我就當作是回饋老顧客的歲末感恩大特賣作口碑場..

老婆: 什麼老顧客跟老婆作很痛苦是不是? 還感恩回饋咧整天不知道在想什麼!!

於是兩人躡手躡腳地脫衣抱在一起小心翼翼地摸來摸去連姿勢都
用基本姿勢就怕會吵醒在旁邊睡覺的兒子..

只是獨立筒的床墊一點都不獨立我可以看見兒子睡覺的地方跟著上
下擺動我動作快一點擺動的幅度就跟著快一點害我一直不敢衝
太猛..

該來的總是會來......

當我正跟老婆捉對廝殺的時候我的餘光發現兒子突然轉身面向我的
位置然後緩緩張開眼睛

啊啊啊啊....兒子醒了~~

一發現兒子正瞧著我跟老婆看我的腰就停止的動作還偷偷把棉被
拉上來蓋住下半身老婆發現我停下了動作開始有點不爽

老婆: 幹嘛停?

我 : 兒子醒了耶

老婆: 不管啦他還不懂沒關係而且我快高潮了一定要作完!!

我 : 有人盯著我作不下去啦....

老婆: 難得嘿咻先作就對了 (雙腳夾緊我的腰怕我烙跑..)

我跟兒子對望一眼然後繼續進行抽插的動作..老婆好像根本不在意
兒子已經醒來了

我抽插個幾下就忍不住偷看兒子叫我不去注意實在很困難而且
兒子竟然坐起來看著我們辦事那純潔的眼睛讓我覺得很有罪惡感
啊....

動沒幾下兒子突然開口了先是點名把拔又點名馬麻我還傻傻
地答"有" 老婆則是完全不理會~~

兒子: 把拔....把拔在做什麼呢?

兒子啊你的把拔正在草泥馬啊可是我又不能回答的這麼直接~~

我 : 把拔..把拔在跟馬麻玩....

兒子: 把拔玩!! 馬麻玩!!

我 : 對......

老婆: 你幹嘛回答兒子啊..........

接著就進入了這個可怕的迴圈..

抽插抽插瞧一眼兒子兒子對著我笑

抽插抽插再瞧一眼兒子兒子又對著我笑

抽插抽....動作停止

老婆: 你幹嘛又停下來我快高潮了啦....(很不爽)

我 : 我沒辦法啦兒子直盯著我笑笑到後面我都快軟掉了..

老婆: 算了沒有用被兒子看一下就不行了

穿好了衣服老婆的臉簡直臭得好像我倒了她幾百萬會錢一樣
還罵兒子幹嘛不乖乖睡覺脾氣開始爆發

我 : 好啦別氣了客人特賣會明天還是會有啦

老婆: 你說的喔不要一拖又是一個月過去了

故事結束了嗎? 當然還沒有....

第二天我老婆一接到兒子從幼稚園下課就先帶去百貨公司
幫兒子買了幾件童裝還帶他去玩遊樂設施晚餐就去麥當勞
吃快樂兒童餐回到家都快九點了

兒子當然是十點不到一躺在床上就睡著了而且還開始打呼
可見他有多累....

我看兒子已經熟睡了之後開開心心地登入了魔獸的帳號進
入組隊頻道準備打個幾場英雄五人副本賺徽章結果老婆突
然掛著笑意走到我身旁開口問道..

"老公..特賣會開始了沒..........?"

什麼特賣會? 靠這不是昨天我用的隱喻詞句嗎我腳尾一冷
知道今晚一定是跑不掉的..

兒子說不定會醒來喔關上電腦我還抱著一絲的希望不過
我只看到毫無反應就只是個打呼的兒子

兒子快來救你把拔啊~~你的馬麻伸出狼爪了啊......

一段時間過去了

(廣播) -架上商品已全數銷售一空感恩特賣會圓滿結束謝謝惠顧-

抽了根煙一言難盡啊 (泣)

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老婆: 你這個永遠長不大的小孩!!

我 : 妳這個從沒年輕過的阿婆!!

老婆 (理智斷裂)..

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Brianna
at 2009-10-24T05:43

k大你知道你上報了嗎XD

By Dora
at 2009-10-25T23:57

兒子對著你笑~笑到你心裡發寒~~

By Dinah
at 2009-10-27T18:11

開起量販店了

By Aaliyah
at 2009-10-29T12:25

還蠻好笑的XDD

By Dora
at 2009-10-31T06:39

K大!!

By Hazel
at 2009-11-02T00:53

這篇不錯唷.....

By Yedda
at 2009-11-03T19:07

看你還有什麼故事XD

By Andrew
at 2009-11-05T13:21

超妙的啦XDDD

By Frederic
at 2009-11-07T07:35

沒有打折啊~~

By Iris
at 2009-11-09T01:49

我笑了溫馨

By Mason
at 2009-11-10T20:03

銀魂耿 XD

By Annie
at 2009-11-12T14:17

推..一流的文筆好笑...

By Hazel
at 2009-11-14T08:31

By Linda
at 2009-11-16T02:45

有笑有推XD

By Noah
at 2009-11-17T20:59

大漢溪原PO區域鎖定XD

By Mia
at 2009-11-19T15:13

用消費券有打折嗎?

By Irma
at 2009-11-21T09:27

值得推

By Charlie
at 2009-11-23T03:41

推!

By Heather
at 2009-11-24T21:55

麻煩做愛不要讓小孩看到...

By Edwina
at 2009-11-26T16:09

為什麼你的文章都這麼好效..

By Regina
at 2009-11-28T10:23

幹有笑有推XD

By Iris
at 2009-11-30T04:37

溫馨

By Lauren
at 2009-12-01T22:51

超好笑的啦..XDDDD

By Aaliyah
at 2009-12-03T17:05

哈哈哈哈哈溫馨!

By Erin
at 2009-12-05T11:19

魔獸K大品質保證!!

By Connor
at 2009-12-07T05:33

哈哈

By David
at 2009-12-08T23:47

哈哈哈哈..特賣會

By Ursula
at 2009-12-10T18:01

老婆: 作就對了 XDDDD

By Ida
at 2009-12-12T12:15

比起之前的文章、老婆改變真多...哈哈

By Charlotte
at 2009-12-14T06:29

有笑有推

By Rachel
at 2009-12-16T00:44

毫無反應就只是個打呼的兒子

By Sandy
at 2009-12-17T18:58

特賣會XD

By Eden
at 2009-12-19T13:12

推推~

By Elma
at 2009-12-21T07:26

By Leila
at 2009-12-23T01:40

By Madame
at 2009-12-24T19:54

溫馨

By Lucy
at 2009-12-26T14:08

特賣會有賣有差!!^^好笑而清流XD

By Frederic
at 2009-12-28T08:22

可以直接在書房一邊 WOW 一邊 OWOWOW

By Wallis
at 2009-12-30T02:36

K大文必推！現在瞭解為何K嫂的成就中有"腎都癟了"XD

By Frederica
at 2009-12-31T20:50

超好笑啦 K大你的生活好幸福喔

By Oscar
at 2010-01-02T15:04

有笑有推~

By James
at 2010-01-04T09:18

推喔

By Daph Bay
at 2010-01-06T03:32

超好笑...XD

By Lily
at 2010-01-07T21:46

By Erin
at 2010-01-09T16:00

簽名檔很溫馨

By Valerie
at 2010-01-11T10:14

有笑有推 k大從wow板到SEX板不管哪篇都很好笑阿酷

By Steve
at 2010-01-13T04:28

有笑有推~~

By Aaliyah
at 2010-01-14T22:42

K大你之前PO一篇最扯退團理由你以後可以試試

By Barb Cronin
at 2010-01-16T16:56

夠北七~西斯版溫馨化!

By James
at 2010-01-18T11:10

崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩~~~~

By Harry
at 2010-01-20T05:24

推k大!!

By Caroline
at 2010-01-21T23:38

By Barb Cronin
at 2010-01-23T17:52

真是讚

By Doris
at 2010-01-25T12:06

給他爆了啦!!

By Rosalind
at 2010-01-27T06:20

推爆啦...

By Olive
at 2010-01-29T00:34

呵呵

By Ethan
at 2010-01-30T18:48

崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩崩-崩-崩-崩-崩-崩

By Irma
at 2010-02-01T13:02

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By Tom
at 2010-02-03T07:16

繃繃繃繃繃繃繃繃繃

By Bennie
at 2010-02-05T01:30

推

By Hedda
at 2010-02-06T19:44

溫馨又好笑XD

By Jake
at 2010-02-08T13:58

崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩

By Elma
at 2010-02-10T08:12

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By Barb Cronin
at 2010-02-12T02:26

＊清流＊

By William
at 2010-02-13T20:40

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By Joseph
at 2010-02-15T14:54

超好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Brianna
at 2010-02-17T09:08

推!

By Mary
at 2010-02-19T03:22

毫無反應就只是個打呼的兒子 XDDDDDDD

By Elma
at 2010-02-20T21:36

兒子總是對著你笑笑的你心裡發寒

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2010-02-22T15:50

現在不推等等就爆了

By Sarah
at 2010-02-24T10:04

好好笑...

By Mia
at 2010-02-26T04:18

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By Margaret
at 2010-02-27T22:32

By Adele
at 2010-03-01T16:46

這才是我在西斯板想看到的文(泣

By Caroline
at 2010-03-03T11:00

good

By Lucy
at 2010-03-05T05:14

兒:把拔,人家想要個妹妹爸:沒看到爸爸在做了嗎?

By Connor
at 2010-03-06T23:28

未看先推

By Lucy
at 2010-03-08T17:42

有夠好笑讚

By Hedy
at 2010-03-10T11:56

蹦!蹦!蹦!蹦!蹦!

By Ursula
at 2010-03-12T06:10

百推內

By Andrew
at 2010-03-14T00:24

溫馨的父子對話 XDDDD

By Eden
at 2010-03-15T18:38

讚喔~~~超好笑的啦 ^^

By Ingrid
at 2010-03-17T12:52

推 !!溫馨又好笑

By Ursula
at 2010-03-19T07:06

超好笑!

By Hedwig
at 2010-03-21T01:20

我笑翻了XDD

By Charlie
at 2010-03-22T19:34

By Rosalind
at 2010-03-24T13:48

笑翻了!!!但是很羨慕~

By Isabella
at 2010-03-26T08:02

推

By Zora
at 2010-03-28T02:16

有笑有推~

By Candice
at 2010-03-29T20:30

給你推~很好笑

By Vanessa
at 2010-03-31T14:45

笑翻了...

By Agatha
at 2010-04-02T08:59

好好笑，超可愛

By Kelly
at 2010-04-04T03:13

推~真的很好笑 XD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2010-04-05T21:27

K大上報了？

By Barb Cronin
at 2010-04-07T15:41

好酷... 把拔我要play one

By Kyle
at 2010-04-09T09:55

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By Steve
at 2010-04-11T04:09

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By Lucy
at 2010-04-12T22:23

上什麼報? 哪一篇?

By Skylar Davis
at 2010-04-14T16:37

K大我笑翻了XD

By Isla
at 2010-04-16T10:51

可以問一下上次的疑惑嗎 yes2009是不是你老婆XD

By Caroline
at 2010-04-18T05:05

不是如果我老婆會上ptt看到這些文章她應該會變寡婦..

By Susan
at 2010-04-19T23:19

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By Lydia
at 2010-04-21T17:33

毫無反應就只是個打呼的兒子 XD

By Xanthe
at 2010-04-23T11:47

你老婆好像我喔!我以前都這樣對男友XDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2010-04-25T06:01

(怒) 怎麼可以用「抽了根菸一言難盡」來敷衍讀者呢?

By Audriana
at 2010-04-27T00:15

說好的婚紗梗呢? (敲碗) ^^+

By Hedy
at 2010-04-28T18:29

By Linda
at 2010-04-30T12:43

#1AteCbvG 網友kurtc說：「想下載來玩。」

By Carolina Franco
at 2010-05-02T06:57

未看先推....一定好笑的

By Belly
at 2010-05-04T01:11

幫爆!

By Oscar
at 2010-05-05T19:25

By George
at 2010-05-07T13:39

孩子的教育不能等阿

By Mary
at 2010-05-09T07:53

現在電話滿線中~ 老客戶請撥打專謝唷! ^.<

By Faithe
at 2010-05-11T02:07

崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩~~~~

By Michael
at 2010-05-12T20:21

By William
at 2010-05-14T14:35

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By Catherine
at 2010-05-16T08:49

置底了...婚紗照咧!!!!!!!!!!!

By Freda
at 2010-05-18T03:03

我比較想知道你老婆萬一看到久違的回藝文那篇不就....

By Lucy
at 2010-05-19T21:17

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▕█◤█◤◥█▎║ 特賣會開始………… ║
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▕︳● ● |▎║ 要畫嗎 ? ║
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▕︳● ● |▎║ 不報嗎 ? ║
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By Rebecca
at 2010-05-21T15:31

...... 靠杯..多複製一個圖.. XDDDD 版主請原諒我

By Caitlin
at 2010-05-23T09:45

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Charlotte
at 2010-05-25T03:59

幹太靠杯了XDDDDDD

By Ida
at 2010-05-26T22:13

爆了...超快的... 真的是太好笑了...

By Hardy
at 2010-05-28T16:27

好像小新某回的情節XDDDDDDDDy

By Agatha
at 2010-05-30T10:41

溫馨

By Susan
at 2010-06-01T04:55

XDDD

By Jacky
at 2010-06-02T23:09

《目前動態》大漢溪消波塊攪拌中

By Ida
at 2010-06-04T17:23

有笑有推~ ^^

By Puput
at 2010-06-06T11:37

溫馨K大文必推

By Audriana
at 2010-06-08T05:51

XDDD

By Iris
at 2010-06-10T00:05

XDD

By Victoria
at 2010-06-11T18:19

清流啊

By Elma
at 2010-06-13T12:33

沒性慾不是因為加油站關門了嗎= =???????????????????????

By Hedwig
at 2010-06-15T06:47

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hedwig
at 2010-06-17T01:01

真的是超搞笑的!!!~

By Sarah
at 2010-06-18T19:15

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Bethany
at 2010-06-20T13:29

有笑有推

By Frederica
at 2010-06-22T07:43

`笑死我了！

By Belly
at 2010-06-24T01:57

K大文筆很好啊!XDDDDD

By Mason
at 2010-06-25T20:11

抽菸的是你老婆,而你在床上用棉被拭淚,對吧? XDDDDDDDD

By Rebecca
at 2010-06-27T14:25

想知道K大的ID是KurtCobain的縮寫嗎?

By Emma
at 2010-06-29T08:39

文筆好　　真想繼續看下去～！

By Franklin
at 2010-07-01T02:53

兒子應該很可愛XD 有笑有推~

By Agatha
at 2010-07-02T21:07

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ophelia
at 2010-07-04T15:21

K大必推～～～

By Tom
at 2010-07-06T09:35

超讚的XDDDDDDDDDD

By Oliver
at 2010-07-08T03:49

瘟惺XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Jessica
at 2010-07-09T22:03

By Jessica
at 2010-07-11T16:17

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超好笑

By Gilbert
at 2010-07-13T10:31

看到這篇，有沒有高手講解一下原初場景啊。

By Candice
at 2010-07-15T04:46

紅的明顯憑心而論跟上篇差蠻多

By Susan
at 2010-07-16T23:00

我已經快可以體會k大的心境了，我還在思考要不要進產房

By Suhail Hany
at 2010-07-18T17:14

靠杯的好笑

By Erin
at 2010-07-20T11:28

好笑..太搞笑了...

By Todd Johnson
at 2010-07-22T05:42

=============好可愛的把拔==============================

By Caroline
at 2010-07-23T23:56

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By George
at 2010-07-25T18:10

真的有笑到！

By Damian
at 2010-07-27T12:24

板標Get！！噓的也太....

By Dora
at 2010-07-29T06:38

!!!!! 讚

By Michael
at 2010-07-31T00:52

我是天天都在跳樓大拍賣但郎客都不想進來...(淚)

By Jacob
at 2010-08-01T19:06

好笑真的不錯笑~

By Annie
at 2010-08-03T13:20

幫推

By Regina
at 2010-08-05T07:34

說紅的明顯你的推文是多重要阿?

By Isabella
at 2010-08-07T01:48

紅的明顯的人超白目...

By Caitlin
at 2010-08-08T20:02

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Heather
at 2010-08-10T14:16

噓的人一定是有更溫馨、更有趣的文要po

By Adele
at 2010-08-12T08:30

毫無反應就只是個打呼的兒子超好笑

By Regina
at 2010-08-14T02:44

K大溫馨文必屬佳作!!! 不推~對不起WOW板對不起西斯板 XDD

By Todd Johnson
at 2010-08-15T20:58

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Valerie
at 2010-08-17T15:12

這年頭女人都這麼恐怖嗎.........

By Margaret
at 2010-08-19T09:26

太好笑啦~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Rebecca
at 2010-08-21T03:40

kurtc:不是如果我老婆會上ptt看到這些文章她應該會變寡婦

By Kyle
at 2010-08-22T21:54

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ida
at 2010-08-24T16:08

西斯版的版名愈來愈K大了！讚啦！

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2010-08-26T10:22

我還以為我走錯版了還特地出去看

By Agatha
at 2010-08-28T04:36

有笑有推XDDDDDD 溫馨文

By Edwina
at 2010-08-29T22:50

紅的明顯的人超白目...
說紅的明顯你的推文是多重要阿?

By Iris
at 2010-08-31T17:04

紅明顯先生有慾求不滿的傾向…

By Kristin
at 2010-09-02T11:18

齁糗~~

By Regina
at 2010-09-04T05:32

為什麼不在書房作呢...不要以為小孩子不會記得,我現在還記

By Enid
at 2010-09-05T23:46

By Hedwig
at 2010-09-07T18:00

得很小時候的記憶..-.-

By Elizabeth
at 2010-09-09T12:14

還好我兒子沒在我們做到一半的時候打擾過我們XD

By Zora
at 2010-09-11T06:28

等動畫版!!

By Liam
at 2010-09-13T00:42

好好笑喔

By Agnes
at 2010-09-14T18:56

看到這個id 我雙腿一軟...

By Carol
at 2010-09-16T13:10

我必須說, 這篇是我在西斯板看過最棒的白爛文...

By Callum
at 2010-09-18T07:24

有笑有推~~~XDDD

By Blanche
at 2010-09-20T01:38

高手來畫動畫版吧 XD

By Steve
at 2010-09-21T19:52

狂笑中~~

By George
at 2010-09-23T14:06

[超幹] 我把拔對我說"草泥馬" 而且我還很開心

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2010-09-25T08:20

好有料的西斯~草泥馬是經典XD

By Sandy
at 2010-09-27T02:34

看到板標我還以為這是笨版……

By Brianna
at 2010-09-28T20:48

西斯清流

By Lydia
at 2010-09-30T15:02

XDDD

By Damian
at 2010-10-02T09:16

真好我女朋友一個月給我兩次算多了...

By Enid
at 2010-10-04T03:30

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| (⊙皿⊙) ＜特賣會圓滿結束謝謝惠顧│
|(ノi |） └──────────┘
|　 i　　i
|　 i　　i
＼_ヽ＿,ゝ
U" U

By Lauren
at 2010-10-05T21:44

有笑有推 XD

By Emily
at 2010-10-07T15:58

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Gary
at 2010-10-09T10:12

圖好可愛XD！

By Faithe
at 2010-10-11T04:26

給孩子看到其實對小孩心靈不好內= =

By Sierra Rose
at 2010-10-12T22:40

跟崩崩崩比較誰比較好ㄚ!!都好!!

By Caroline
at 2010-10-14T16:54

加油站特賣會啦XD

By George
at 2010-10-16T11:08

繼加油站之後,又一篇力作~~~

By Emma
at 2010-10-18T05:22

毫無反應就只是個兒子XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Andy
at 2010-10-19T23:36

XDDDDD

By Ingrid
at 2010-10-21T17:50

溫馨XDDDD

By Margaret
at 2010-10-23T12:04

兒子有反應?? 那就來3P了... Orz...

By Dora
at 2010-10-25T06:18

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Anonymous
at 2010-10-27T00:32

XDDDD

By Xanthe
at 2010-10-28T18:47

/﹨▁▂▁∕\
/ \ ┌───┐
/ __╱ ╲__ \ ＜草泥馬 │
│ ● ● │ └───┘
│ / ▼ \ │
\ \ 人 / /
\ ︶ /
\ /

By Kumar
at 2010-10-30T13:01

西斯版難得的清流來了 XD

By Dinah
at 2010-11-01T07:15

雖然在上班...但我還是不爭氣的笑了

By Odelette
at 2010-11-03T01:29

老婆：何時再進貨？

By Andy
at 2010-11-04T19:43

K大還在喔= = 我以為上次報紙出來你就掰了

By Heather
at 2010-11-06T13:57

好有趣的一家三口喔

By Zenobia
at 2010-11-08T08:11

k大就是要推

By Tracy
at 2010-11-10T02:25

k大,你老婆一定不是正妹(逃) XD

By Zenobia
at 2010-11-11T20:39

毫無反應，就只是個會打呼的兒子 XDXD

By Anonymous
at 2010-11-13T14:53

By Isla
at 2010-11-15T09:07

好可愛的夫妻檔!!

By Megan
at 2010-11-17T03:21

k大的文一定要推的 xd

By Agnes
at 2010-11-18T21:35

推

By Sierra Rose
at 2010-11-20T15:49

By Andy
at 2010-11-22T10:03

....................................................

By Zenobia
at 2010-11-24T04:17

你被吸得乾乾淨淨了....

By Lucy
at 2010-11-25T22:31

有些人對你笑笑著你發寒

By Olivia
at 2010-11-27T16:45

XDDDDd

By Edward Lewis
at 2010-11-29T10:59

處男看到這篇突然有股淡淡的哀傷......

By Jake
at 2010-12-01T05:13

兒子快來救你把拔啊~~你的馬麻伸出狼爪了啊......

By Mary
at 2010-12-02T23:27

這...不推還是人嘛?

By Lucy
at 2010-12-04T17:41

太好笑拉想不到你也有在這寫文章

By Edward Lewis
at 2010-12-06T11:55

推 XD

By Liam
at 2010-12-08T06:09

笑到肚子痛XXDDD

By Quintina
at 2010-12-10T00:23

好讚~~~XD

By Ingrid
at 2010-12-11T18:37

推K大~ XD 崩崩崩~

By Emily
at 2010-12-13T12:51

有笑有推~~~

By Regina
at 2010-12-15T07:05

K大出品品質保證XD，請問樓上幾樓什麼報紙?

By Oscar
at 2010-12-17T01:19

哈哈哈 k大出品有口皆碑!!!!!

By Mia
at 2010-12-18T19:33

上篇爆的是什麼~~沒跟到啊~!!!

By Wallis
at 2010-12-20T13:47

K大太好笑了啊

By Jessica
at 2010-12-22T08:01

推!!!!!!! 崩崩崩~

By Carol
at 2010-12-24T02:15

吼~~ K大太好笑了啦

By Adele
at 2010-12-25T20:29

每日一句: 你今天特賣會了嗎?

By Rebecca
at 2010-12-27T14:43

==================特賣會開始了嗎?===================

By Andrew
at 2010-12-29T08:57

XDDD..特賣會

By Aaliyah
at 2010-12-31T03:11

幾罷昏

By Ida
at 2011-01-01T21:25

三歲真的就可以記得很多事了,別小看你兒子

By Jacob
at 2011-01-03T15:39

哈哈

By Rachel
at 2011-01-05T09:53

毫無反應就只是個打呼的兒子 XD

By Damian
at 2011-01-07T04:07

你不是倒幾百萬是倒好幾e的會錢(逃)

By Lydia
at 2011-01-08T22:21

K大出品，有口皆碑!! 崩崩崩崩特賣會開始囉～～!!

By Kristin
at 2011-01-10T16:35

超白爛的XD

By Jake
at 2011-01-12T10:49

閃啥鬼呀... 你在天真無邪的處男幻想板發這篇是不是太超過

By Kama
at 2011-01-14T05:03

不推對不起自己實在太妙了

By Sierra Rose
at 2011-01-15T23:17

超猛K大超好笑的嘻嘻好溫馨 ~

By Elizabeth
at 2011-01-17T17:31

勸原PO節制點喔等你去幼稚園接小朋友發現他在撞女生

By Barb Cronin
at 2011-01-19T11:45

你就知道有多尷尬...

By George
at 2011-01-21T05:59

心有七七煙

By Mary
at 2011-01-23T00:13

有笑有推~~~

By William
at 2011-01-24T18:27

崩崩崩跟這個都很好笑

By Kama
at 2011-01-26T12:41

今晚有多少老婆會對老公說：親愛的，特賣會開始嚕..

By Frederic
at 2011-01-28T06:55

XD~好一個特賣會啊!

By Regina
at 2011-01-30T01:09

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Oscar
at 2011-01-31T19:23

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Regina
at 2011-02-02T13:37

推XDDDDDD超好笑耶~我超愛你的文章XD

By Ida
at 2011-02-04T07:51

By Harry
at 2011-02-06T02:05

白爛

By Tom
at 2011-02-07T20:19

趣味!

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2011-02-09T14:33

e04XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lydia
at 2011-02-11T08:48

靠北XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Mia
at 2011-02-13T03:02

超酷哈哈哈哈

By Delia
at 2011-02-14T21:16

原PO實在很搞笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Tom
at 2011-02-16T15:30

溫馨

By Joe
at 2011-02-18T09:44

K大必推

By Doris
at 2011-02-20T03:58

好笑又溫馨XDDDDD

By Queena
at 2011-02-21T22:12

XDDD

By Yuri
at 2011-02-23T16:26

推推推好笑

By Gary
at 2011-02-25T10:40

K大品質保證

By Delia
at 2011-02-27T04:54

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hedy
at 2011-02-28T23:08

這讓我想到之前有位小孩子剛出生...揪打老爸的頭問說..

By Bethany
at 2011-03-02T17:22

會不會痛...

By Hamiltion
at 2011-03-04T11:36

毫無反應就只是個打呼的兒子 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hedy
at 2011-03-06T05:50

溫馨好文

By William
at 2011-03-08T00:04

有趣+1

By Kelly
at 2011-03-09T18:18

= =依稀記得自己有幹過跟K大兒子一樣的事情...只是我是跟

By James
at 2011-03-11T12:32

我爸媽說...媽媽，你們慢做..我先睡覺了..

By Madame
at 2011-03-13T06:46

囧"...不過溫馨有推一個~

By Audriana
at 2011-03-15T01:00

好好笑XD

By Steve
at 2011-03-16T19:14

好笑

By Wallis
at 2011-03-18T13:28

超有畫面！有笑有推！XDDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2011-03-20T07:42

這下應該有很多女性，禁止丈夫看生產過程了吧...沈思....

By David
at 2011-03-22T01:56

K大為什麼上報= =? 等等補推

By Olga
at 2011-03-23T20:10

推

By Edwina
at 2011-03-25T14:24

為啥不直接在書房推砲XDDD

By Isabella
at 2011-03-27T08:38

推~

By Jacob
at 2011-03-29T02:52

新聞是這個嗎? http://tinyurl.com/kurtc-news

By Lydia
at 2011-03-30T21:06

清流

By Isla
at 2011-04-01T15:20

噓的那個jdjg是在噓啥...你寫得出來嗎

By Robert
at 2011-04-03T09:34

就是寫不出來才噓阿你看那個作者會噓其他作家的文lol

By Puput
at 2011-04-05T03:48

話說小時候我也見過父母敦倫...對當時的我打擊很大

By Faithe
at 2011-04-06T22:02

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kama
at 2011-04-08T16:16

K大!!!!!

By Joseph
at 2011-04-10T10:30

網友kurtc說：「想下載來玩。」

By Brianna
at 2011-04-12T04:44

推 kurtc:我也有台iPhone 真想載來搖搖看~~~~
明明說的就不一樣..

By Bennie
at 2011-04-13T22:58

XDDDDDDDD

By Brianna
at 2011-04-15T17:12

這…這是……k大！！

By Xanthe
at 2011-04-17T11:26

溫馨!好生動!

By Kristin
at 2011-04-19T05:40

簡直笑死我

By Hedwig
at 2011-04-20T23:54

嗯...有強烈的同感......(兒子你沒事早一點睡啊..)

By Emily
at 2011-04-22T18:08

草泥碼XDDDD

By Anthony
at 2011-04-24T12:22

有笑有推XDDD

By Jake
at 2011-04-26T06:36

我希望我以後也有這樣的機會捏

By Annie
at 2011-04-28T00:50

唉,光想到這樣,就覺得結婚真辛苦.只能跟一個人上床,
萬一那個人又不想......不是很慘嗎....

By Jake
at 2011-04-29T19:04

By Michael
at 2011-05-01T13:18

太強大!!!

By Kyle
at 2011-05-03T07:32

好笑又害羞^\\\\\^

By Victoria
at 2011-05-05T01:46

我快高潮了一定要作完!!

By David
at 2011-05-06T20:00

k大!!

By Jake
at 2011-05-08T14:14

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Yuri
at 2011-05-10T08:28

有看到新聞+1 XD

By Ida
at 2011-05-12T02:42

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kristin
at 2011-05-13T20:56

兒子直盯著我笑笑到後面我都快軟掉了 XXXD

By Edwina
at 2011-05-15T15:10

又有新番可以看了XD

By David
at 2011-05-17T09:24

有沒有強者再轉成動畫版本 XDDDDD

By Suhail Hany
at 2011-05-19T03:38

XDDDD WOW也有很多原PO的大作

By Adele
at 2011-05-20T21:52

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Regina
at 2011-05-22T16:06

幹快笑死

By Hardy
at 2011-05-24T10:20

推一個!!笑死我了!

By Hedy
at 2011-05-26T04:34

k大，你從早上11點被笑到晚上10點都還有人笑你出名了

By Franklin
at 2011-05-27T22:49

太溫馨了~ 清流!!

By Lucy
at 2011-05-29T17:03

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

By Andy
at 2011-05-31T11:17

兒子:爸爸甚麼時候也要帶我去特賣會?

By Wallis
at 2011-06-02T05:31

哈～～版標！k大真是幸福美滿...

By Bennie
at 2011-06-03T23:45

太好笑了!!!為了開特賣會而不能玩WOW

By Zenobia
at 2011-06-05T17:59

By Madame
at 2011-06-07T12:13

有笑有推

By Hedwig
at 2011-06-09T06:27

'請問哪則新聞??

By Madame
at 2011-06-11T00:41

XSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

By Olivia
at 2011-06-12T18:55

K大文都超好笑XDDD 特賣會XDDD

By Carol
at 2011-06-14T13:09

不要以為3歲小孩子會忘記看過的東西，等他長大後搞不好就

By Carol
at 2011-06-16T07:23

來西施版PO文:"小時候抹不去的陰影......"XD

By Quintina
at 2011-06-18T01:37

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Isabella
at 2011-06-19T19:51

什麼新聞???

By Catherine
at 2011-06-21T14:05

好溫馨喔~k大好幸福~

By Una
at 2011-06-23T08:19

紅的明顯..請問誰能告訴我哪則新聞...我會推回來=.=""

By Agatha
at 2011-06-25T02:33

看到毫無反應就只是個打呼的兒子就笑翻了XD

By Regina
at 2011-06-26T20:47

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lucy
at 2011-06-28T15:01

說句良心話為了小孩好麥當勞還是少吃最好是不要吃

By Quanna
at 2011-06-30T09:15

溫馨

By Elizabeth
at 2011-07-02T03:29

崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩

By Robert
at 2011-07-03T21:43

溫馨好文XD 大推

By Agnes
at 2011-07-05T15:57

溫馨好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Irma
at 2011-07-07T10:11

崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩崩

By Daniel
at 2011-07-09T04:25

超好笑的啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lydia
at 2011-07-10T22:39

溫腥xd

By Lydia
at 2011-07-12T16:53

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hazel
at 2011-07-14T11:07

什麼新聞?

By Emily
at 2011-07-16T05:21

你老婆居然會以為三歲小孩不懂事...=.= 好好教育一下

By Hamiltion
at 2011-07-17T23:35

好久沒來推文溫馨推

By Caitlin
at 2011-07-19T17:49

真的只能說你很強

By Yedda
at 2011-07-21T12:03

你們夫妻倆花樣還真不少

By Victoria
at 2011-07-23T06:17

good

By Jake
at 2011-07-25T00:31

k大太有趣了XD

By Andy
at 2011-07-26T18:45

超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Jake
at 2011-07-28T12:59

幾爸婚！！

By George
at 2011-07-30T07:13

又是加油站又是特賣會下次會是啥XD

By Daph Bay
at 2011-08-01T01:27

草泥馬XDD

By Hedda
at 2011-08-02T19:41

真是幸福阿 XDD

By Irma
at 2011-08-04T13:55

好笑XDD

By Elma
at 2011-08-06T08:09

銀魂梗XDDDD

By Kumar
at 2011-08-08T02:23

還蠻屌的

By Charlie
at 2011-08-09T20:37

草泥馬真是有夠北爛

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2011-08-11T14:51

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kelly
at 2011-08-13T09:05

還挺屌屌的

By Donna
at 2011-08-15T03:19

By Liam
at 2011-08-16T21:33

溫馨!!!!!!!!!

By Suhail Hany
at 2011-08-18T15:47

原PO是個愛小孩的好男人 XDDD

By Isabella
at 2011-08-20T10:01

超好笑XD 朝聖

By Zenobia
at 2011-08-22T04:15

笑翻XD

By Ethan
at 2011-08-23T22:29

推！！銀魂梗～阿叔魂呀～

By Elizabeth
at 2011-08-25T16:43

我笑了　　讚！

By Bethany
at 2011-08-27T10:57

特賣會XD

By Charlotte
at 2011-08-29T05:11

推一個 ....動畫版何時出來哩?? 敲碗

By Aaliyah
at 2011-08-30T23:25

我笑翻了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ursula
at 2011-09-01T17:39

k大阿~~~

By Iris
at 2011-09-03T11:53

yenfeng大動畫版已經出來了阿XD

By Elizabeth
at 2011-09-05T06:07

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Jake
at 2011-09-07T00:21

這篇100分XDDD

By Charlotte
at 2011-09-08T18:35

By Delia
at 2011-09-10T12:50

不愧是置底文常客西斯溫馨推

By Madame
at 2011-09-12T07:04

看到這個ID~我不禁雙腿一軟~低了兩滴出來

By Carolina Franco
at 2011-09-14T01:18

push

By Jack
at 2011-09-15T19:32

看到ufoon的推文我笑到噴屎原文也好笑

By Audriana
at 2011-09-17T13:46

不推給他爆實在對不起你呀~

By Quintina
at 2011-09-19T08:00

把拔草泥馬

By Aaliyah
at 2011-09-21T02:14

好生動~哈

By Lydia
at 2011-09-22T20:28

真的是非常好笑....原po從wow及sex的文都超搞笑的

By Hedda
at 2011-09-24T14:42

k大的文都超好笑XD

By Carol
at 2011-09-26T08:56

我覺得你老婆好可憐

By Quanna
at 2011-09-28T03:10

我推 k大是真男人! 夫人很有趣XD 西斯溫馨距獻

By Lydia
at 2011-09-29T21:24

繼王八蛋之後的西斯紅人~~~~

By Ethan
at 2011-10-01T15:38

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Anonymous
at 2011-10-03T09:52

為什不去客廳做或家裡去別的地方?

By Franklin
at 2011-10-05T04:06

好好笑!!!

By Thomas
at 2011-10-06T22:20

哈哈!這篇100分!!

By Caroline
at 2011-10-08T16:34

銀魂梗哈哈

By Candice
at 2011-10-10T10:48

朋友在旁邊錯看成：就只是個打招呼的兒子

By Madame
at 2011-10-12T05:02

一個月做兩次而已= = 感覺很不書胡

By Rachel
at 2011-10-13T23:16

我到限在還在大笑中

By Hedy
at 2011-10-15T17:30

不懂smi在噓啥..搞出人命就拍拍屁股走人的你怎不管

By Genevieve
at 2011-10-17T11:44

推樓上!這樣叫可憐那幫做家事還被PO笨版的老公不可憐?

By Hardy
at 2011-10-19T05:58

上班看你的文很痛苦~臉部不能有表情..~_~

By Ethan
at 2011-10-21T00:12

你出書好了XDDDDDDDDDD

By Kristin
at 2011-10-22T18:26

我有問題兒子幾歲了阿?已經會講話了??

By Victoria
at 2011-10-24T12:40

老婆雖精；居然不知道自己在網路被婊

By William
at 2011-10-26T06:54

推還有淫魂梗XD

By Dora
at 2011-10-28T01:08

屌

By Victoria
at 2011-10-29T19:22

SMI只是酸葡萄因為他只有右手

By Dora
at 2011-10-31T13:36

樓上你說的那位還有手喔?

By Hedda
at 2011-11-02T07:50

兒子在旁邊看你還撐的下去有你的本性帶__根

By Lauren
at 2011-11-04T02:04

我看了三次~三次都笑~XDDD

By Mary
at 2011-11-05T20:18

第一次看到這種梗超好笑XD

By James
at 2011-11-07T14:32

GOOD

By Callum
at 2011-11-09T08:46

你的把拔正在草泥馬啊XDDDDD

By Ingrid
at 2011-11-11T03:00

兒子快來救你把拔啊~~你的馬麻伸出狼爪了啊......XD

By Jack
at 2011-11-12T21:14

太棒了^^

By Hedwig
at 2011-11-14T15:28

溫馨

By Dorothy
at 2011-11-16T09:42

這個真的是難的一件的好文章不推不行期待新作品

By Adele
at 2011-11-18T03:56

最近看到新聞說生產時最好身邊別有男性，會增加產婦難產機

By Robert
at 2011-11-19T22:10

率（包括醫生．有人提出相關報告雖未確實…但我相信）

By Sandy
at 2011-11-21T16:24

不論如何老公在產房內陪產容易造成不性福素真滴囧！

By Delia
at 2011-11-23T10:38

歲末感恩大特賣...有笑有推

By Una
at 2011-11-25T04:52

你這樣繼續發文下去，總有一天會被你老婆抓去當消波塊 XD

By Yuri
at 2011-11-26T23:06

那個人好像永遠對著你笑笑的你心裡發寒

By Kyle
at 2011-11-28T17:20

好幸福的一家三口XDDD

By Charlotte
at 2011-11-30T11:34

小女生：為什麼我們要脫衣服啊？原PO兒子：我爸媽都醬玩的

By Connor
at 2011-12-02T05:48

老婆: 算了沒有用被兒子看一下就不行了

By Leila
at 2011-12-04T00:02

太強了西斯版清流

By Hedwig
at 2011-12-05T18:16

原PO事業很大喔又是加油站又是百貨公司的 XD

By Ivy
at 2011-12-07T12:30

妳老婆好像美牙

By Hedwig
at 2011-12-09T06:44

By Poppy
at 2011-12-11T00:58

XDD

By Ingrid
at 2011-12-12T19:12

你兒子長大後就上來西斯版 po回憶文了

By Lily
at 2011-12-14T13:26

兒子：[超幹]林北的教育不能等

By Lydia
at 2011-12-16T07:40

兒子:把拔~我跟大姐姐也是這樣玩的耶

By Hamiltion
at 2011-12-18T01:54

把拔:冏..兒子~下次跟大姐姐說把拔也要參一腳

By Olivia
at 2011-12-19T20:08

我笑翻了但是真的很溫馨XD

By Wallis
at 2011-12-21T14:22

你的把拔正在草泥馬啊 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rosalind
at 2011-12-23T08:36

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 草泥馬

By Selena
at 2011-12-25T02:51

都結婚有老婆有小孩了，不陪老婆是在打三小魔獸，欠噓

By Mia
at 2011-12-26T21:05

樓上噓的莫名其妙= =

By Brianna
at 2011-12-28T15:19

想有個休閒也不行不知道樓樓上在噓什

By Skylar Davis
at 2011-12-30T09:33

By Freda
at 2012-01-01T03:47

別以為整天陪老婆是種享受..T.T (新文章明天再發

By Edwina
at 2012-01-02T22:01

超期待的啦~~一大早就開始期待了

By Lily
at 2012-01-04T16:15

有笑有推XDDD

By Andrew
at 2012-01-06T10:29

k大那種白痴的噓文不要理有空先把婚紗梗補完謝謝 XD

By Olga
at 2012-01-08T04:43

k大一定要推的!!

By Yedda
at 2012-01-09T22:57

XDDDDD

By Harry
at 2012-01-11T17:11

K大快PO文快PO文(鞭打

By Caroline
at 2012-01-13T11:25

XD 樓上某大怪怪的 k大的老婆允許的啊..切

By Dora
at 2012-01-15T05:39

人家打魔獸也未必所得比你少 ._. ..

By Jake
at 2012-01-16T23:53

K大出產必為良品XDDDD

By Robert
at 2012-01-18T18:07

噓文真的有夠白癡的我還認識老婆玩老公在旁邊幫餵奶的

By Aaliyah
at 2012-01-20T12:21

人家都結婚幾年了他們兩人的事情旁人在喊什麼燒 = =

By Caroline
at 2012-01-22T06:35

rw0226不知道在自以為是三洨人家的生活關你屁事

By Genevieve
at 2012-01-24T00:49

唉唷你們不要罵他啦他可能跑錯版搞不清楚狀況啦!

By Irma
at 2012-01-25T19:03

被女兒看更慘 >_<

By Susan
at 2012-01-27T13:17

你老婆知道你上新聞說想下載玩晃奶嗎XD

By Skylar Davis
at 2012-01-29T07:31

真的快笑死了XDD

By Irma
at 2012-01-31T01:45

推~~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Vanessa
at 2012-02-01T19:59

毫無反應就只是個打呼的兒子笑死我了xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Daph Bay
at 2012-02-03T14:13

(筆記：以後不能讓老公看生產過程!!!)

By Tom
at 2012-02-05T08:27

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Charlie
at 2012-02-07T02:41

兒子啊你的把拔正在草泥馬啊

By Christine
at 2012-02-08T20:55

有好笑

By Mia
at 2012-02-10T15:09

朝聖

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