美人魚 - 成人話題討論

By Edwina
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從前
在某個海底深處
有個海底世界
那裡沒有蒲島太郎去過的龍宮
但那裡面住著很多漂亮巨乳的美人魚們
其中以一位外表最搶眼的15歲小美人魚最為顯眼
大家都稱她為
人魚公主
有一天
王子在海面上
學著六師弟使用輕功水上飄
不慎滑落海底
此刻的美人魚姐妹們一同在海底散步
看到王子昏迷沉至海底
看的心驚膽戰
"怎麼辦要撿王子的屍嗎"
"好想跟王子睡 >/////< "
"晚餐要加菜了嗎"
"王子的右腿看起來好好吃~~~"
美人魚們紛紛討論著
這時
人魚公主心地善良
決定出面伸張正義
從姐姐們手中把王子搶回
帶著王子游回岸邊
王子在岸上漸漸恢復意識
但人魚公主發現附近有人向王子的方向走近
便跑到一旁躲起來
因為不能讓人知道有美人魚的存在
不然discovery會來採訪
當王子完全恢復意識時
發現身旁的人是仙杜瑞拉
仙杜瑞拉輕輕的在王子額頭上親了一下
" 王子你醒啦!?"
" 瑞拉,是妳救了我嗎"
" 對呀,我怎麼忍心看你躺在這呢"
人魚公主在一旁看的火冒三丈
差點變人魚乾
「他娘的仙杜瑞拉這個臭婊子,不去刷馬桶在這邊鬧。」 人魚公主氣憤的心想著
這婊子居然假裝是自己救了王子
人魚公主開始對仙杜瑞拉懷恨在心
決定跑去向巫婆求助
人魚公主 : 欸老太婆,我想要一雙腿。
巫婆 : 我一秒鐘幾十萬上下,還要在這邊幫妳換雙腿?
人魚公主 : 教練,我想踢球。
巫婆 : 妳必須拿妳的聲音來換一雙腿。
人魚公主 : 沒問題。
巫婆 : 妳先唱首歌來聽聽,我才知道有沒有交換的價值。
人魚公主咳了兩下,清了清嗓
深呼吸
提起丹田
"♬七大海洋 七彩的夢幻樂園♬♬狂風暴雨也不能輕易改變♬♬
♬ 愛的堅持加上信念♬♬生命就此會不斷的蔓延♬♬ "
巫婆 : 啊啊啊啊我濕了
人魚公主 : 要不要再來一首安可曲
巫婆 : 不要不要啊啊啊啊啊
巫婆聽完當場潮吹了
人魚公主也突然長出了雙美腿
但
也從此發不出聲音了
人魚公主直接上岸
走進王宮
王子看到人魚公主這雙美腿跟美貌
當場硬了
王子 : 小姐請問您的芳名是.....?
人魚公主說不出話
因為聲音被奪走了
人魚公主當場脫下裙子
張開雙腿
擺動著陰唇開開合合的彷彿在訴說著什麼
沒想到王子居然懂唇語術
王子 : 您是說.....是您救我上岸的是嗎?
人魚公主點著頭
王子感動的落淚
決定以身相許
人魚公主正式入住王宮
成為繼仙杜瑞拉後第二位王妃
開始跟王子過著幸福又淫亂的日子
但好景不長
雖然兩人平時都用唇語術在交流對話
但在上床時
人魚公主總是像死魚一樣的做愛
即使很享受
也發不出聲音
在加上那雙魚眼
看了都想把魚眼挖出來改裝在車頭燈上
王子已經受夠了跟死魚做愛了
王子把人魚公主流放疆邊
自己獨自重溫仙杜瑞拉的懷抱
人魚公主很傷心
原本以為篡位取代討厭的仙杜瑞拉可以跟王子過著快樂的日子
現在不僅賭爛仙杜瑞拉
連王子都怨恨在心
人魚公主正打算回到海底娘家吃自己時
路上碰巧遇上了幾名人士跟隻龐大的軍隊
一名人士先上前問候
"我叫花木蘭,旁邊這位是白雪,目前正籌備軍隊準備討閥王子,請問您有意願嗎"
人魚公主看了這龐大的軍隊
有木須、七位小矮人、李翔、唐老鴨........等迪士尼明星聚在此
加上人魚公主對王子懷恨在心
想必攻下王宮不是夢
決定加入木蘭軍隊
木蘭軍隊接下來會有什麼樣發展
又是另外一則故事了
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