結紮勸世文完結篇 - 成人話題討論

By Olivia
at 2016-03-01T13:14

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各位鄉民大家好~打給賀~胎軋後!!!

本魯上次PO了血淚勸世文引起廣大的迴響呀!!!

很多人問有沒有告醫生.告醫院之類的~小弟秉持著善念...就放下了

醫生過年還送了盒鳳梨酥給我呢!!!!

在今天3/1小弟把左邊也給他完成了....以下開始進入實況

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到院對資料時...護士小姐竟然笑嘻嘻的看著我~因為我好像成為傳說了!!!

褲子脫完手術服反穿就進入讓人恐懼的開刀房....

護士小姐還告訴我~今天泌尿科主任幫你開...很快唷!大概不用半小時就搞定了...

我表示:我心理有陰影了，很緊張~如果可以幫我麻倒吧!!!!

護士不削表示:沒有人開結紮全麻的啦，傳出去會被笑死!!(事實證明...妳錯了)

躺上手術床醫生進來消毒完就準備開始了...醫生說不要緊張15分鐘就完成了

事實證明~嘴巴說不要，身體卻很誠實!!是對的...幹妳娘我好怕阿!!!!!全身緊繃

醫生一捏到輸精管我就緊張的出力...就滑掉!!!一捏~就滑掉!!!

護士一直安慰我說拜託不要緊張...很快就完成了!!!幹~林北也不想再開第三次阿~~

我:護士~妳可以放個音樂嗎?讓我別那麼緊張!!!醫生馬上叫護士去拿手機...

護士進來音樂一開...我無語了!!!護士還強調:周杰倫~算甚麼男人!!!!

幹妳娘!!!算甚麼男人都來了....

我說:等等來首八三么不是男人好了.....

音樂放下去果然........沒有比較好!!!身體還是一樣痛~~~~~

醫生捏到手抽筋....我還是緊張到爆!!!!

最後在醫生都要放棄準備叫護士幫我預約下次全麻開結紮的時候...夾到了!!!

感覺醫生護士很怕他再跑進去~夾超大力的!!!!幹......我一直哀嚎都無效

就是睪丸被人全力捏住~然後一直槌你腹部的那種感覺!!!!!!

醫生秒剪斷，秒綁....秒縫!再縫的時候我竟然有感覺，幹....我以為是上麻藥

醫生表示:麻藥退了，補麻藥要插三針，縫剩兩針你要補還是縫!!!

我:縫~~~縫~~~你快縫!!!!!!!

結束-------醫生花了1個小時，弄了兩次手抽筋，想放棄三次!!!!!!!

幹....林北真的不想齁!!!誰叫你們上次弄成這樣...

3/1解鎖新成就(無限中出)技能要等三個月後驗完才能施放

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拜託拜託

保險套真的很便宜...沒事千萬別找罪受!!!

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By Lily
at 2016-03-04T07:57

好恐怖啊

By Agatha
at 2016-03-07T02:41

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 所以我還在掙扎中還是003加減用吧

By Rae
at 2016-03-09T21:25

推

By Madame
at 2016-03-12T16:08

(拍拍

By Kama
at 2016-03-15T10:52

只能用這個安慰你了

By Adele
at 2016-03-18T05:35

連我都痛了><

By Gilbert
at 2016-03-21T00:19

最痛的是注麻醉時，那時切完一邊後醫生才問我要不要全麻
，幹！都做一邊了才說，算了，來吧！

By Heather
at 2016-03-23T19:02

拍拍

By Brianna
at 2016-03-26T13:46

做無刀的就好惹R，根本不用縫

By Hedda
at 2016-03-29T08:30

唉喲-好痛喔

By Michael
at 2016-04-01T03:13

拍拍

By Lucy
at 2016-04-03T21:57

所以全部花了多少$$阿

By Brianna
at 2016-04-06T16:40

我可以問問您的體重嗎XD，我結紥時聽醫生在念胖的人
比較難處理，要掏出輸卵管不好掏

By Odelette
at 2016-04-09T11:24

………金恐怖

By Ula
at 2016-04-12T06:08

笑死XDDD

By Oliver
at 2016-04-15T00:51

輸精管…打錯XD

By Jacky
at 2016-04-17T19:35

你在中國做的嗎？怎麼這麼慘烈XD

By Delia
at 2016-04-20T14:18

算什麼男人害我笑翻XDDD

By Megan
at 2016-04-23T09:02

好痛的感覺

By Poppy
at 2016-04-26T03:45

我怎麼有股在看關老爺刮骨療傷的感覺你這是結紮版關
老爺?

By Sandy
at 2016-04-28T22:29

你算什麼男人算什麼男人

By Lucy
at 2016-05-01T17:13

你算什麼男人～算什麼男人～

By Ursula
at 2016-05-04T11:56

推～欣欣

By Frederica
at 2016-05-07T06:40

有痛有推

By Hamiltion
at 2016-05-10T01:23

有旋律給推

By Una
at 2016-05-12T20:07

到底是哪家醫院啊……

By Olga
at 2016-05-15T14:51

XDDDD好好笑

By Lydia
at 2016-05-18T09:34

每個人狀況不同，我家那位手術過程順利，只是手術前發現
腎積水，給你拍拍

By Selena
at 2016-05-21T04:18

雖然覺得有點誇張還是要跟大家宣導一下男性結紮好

By Catherine
at 2016-05-23T23:01

我上班忍笑好痛苦......

By Callum
at 2016-05-26T17:45

一陣陣的寒意........

By Dorothy
at 2016-05-29T12:28

淚推!!!

By Edith
at 2016-06-01T07:12

拍拍

By Olga
at 2016-06-04T01:56

算什麼男人～～～

By Mason
at 2016-06-06T20:39

快笑死XDDD

By Zanna
at 2016-06-09T15:23

年輕人太嫩了

By Liam
at 2016-06-12T10:06

只能推了

By Xanthe
at 2016-06-15T04:50

這護士根本故意的吧

By Oliver
at 2016-06-17T23:34

XDDDDD 快縫

By Jake
at 2016-06-20T18:17

眼睜睜看她走卻不聞不問

By Gary
at 2016-06-23T13:01

拍拍...你真的超強qwq

By Vanessa
at 2016-06-26T07:44

周杰倫~算甚麼男人!!!!周杰倫~算甚麼男人!!!!周杰倫~算甚

By Elma
at 2016-06-29T02:28

拍拍

By Kristin
at 2016-07-01T21:11

看完後我決定還是戴套好了…

By Mary
at 2016-07-04T15:55

蛋蛋的哀傷...

By Genevieve
at 2016-07-07T10:39

對不起....我笑到一個不能自己

By Rachel
at 2016-07-10T05:22

噗

By Oscar
at 2016-07-13T00:06

算什麼男人~

By David
at 2016-07-15T18:49

護士的圖哩

By Genevieve
at 2016-07-18T13:33

豪可怕

By Frederica
at 2016-07-21T08:17

我笑到快內傷，哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Joseph
at 2016-07-24T03:00

明明很多悲傷，為什麼我一直想笑XD

By Noah
at 2016-07-26T21:44

傳說 …

By Regina
at 2016-07-29T16:27

推後續XDD

By Odelette
at 2016-08-01T11:11

看來很痛

By Yedda
at 2016-08-04T05:54

結紮了射精的爽度是否會減少? 因為少噴東西出來

By Anthony
at 2016-08-07T00:38

痛

By Adele
at 2016-08-09T19:22

算什麼男人哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Erin
at 2016-08-12T14:05

痛

By Daph Bay
at 2016-08-15T08:49

幹在開會中看這個笑到每盯每噹

By Queena
at 2016-08-18T03:32

幹...以後服務客人不能看這個，一直抖

By Gilbert
at 2016-08-20T22:16

指南笑著給推

By Hazel
at 2016-08-23T17:00

幹看了好痛XDD

By Ethan
at 2016-08-26T11:43

有笑有推

By Puput
at 2016-08-29T06:27

哈哈哈哈

By Edwina
at 2016-09-01T01:10

靠杯喔......好可怕絕對不結紮

By Puput
at 2016-09-03T19:54

哈哈哈哈...真的好好笑喔

By Rosalind
at 2016-09-06T14:37

其實護士一直訂著你的小雞笑

By Megan
at 2016-09-09T09:21

幹好痛!!

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-09-12T04:05

幹好白爛的護士

By Una
at 2016-09-14T22:48

笑死

By Charlie
at 2016-09-17T17:32

好痛

By Poppy
at 2016-09-20T12:15

不是男人哈哈哈哈

By Selena
at 2016-09-23T06:59

好痛啊!!!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Wallis
at 2016-09-26T01:43

還蠻屌的屌爆了

By Blanche
at 2016-09-28T20:26

知道女人生孩子多可怕了吧！才這樣就呱呱叫= =

By Liam
at 2016-10-01T15:10

By Elma
at 2016-10-04T09:53

幹感覺超痛XDDDDDD

By Jessica
at 2016-10-07T04:37

真的會笑死

By Daniel
at 2016-10-09T23:20

靠邀…好恐怖…

By Elma
at 2016-10-12T18:04

可怕啊...

By Isla
at 2016-10-15T12:48

幹，我今年３８，８年前做的手術，一邊一個醫師，沒錯，
有一邊是菜鳥醫生做的，還是個女的，那一邊痛了五年，
我３０～３５歲常常會突然軟桿……，不過自從我開始慢跑
後所有問題都不見了，現在天天硬邦邦，無限內射真的是
夫妻兩的良好調和劑，啊斯

By Hardy
at 2016-10-18T07:31

有點慘，但不小心笑出來了XDDD

By Daniel
at 2016-10-21T02:15

這什麼爛醫生啊有夠遜....是我就換一間了

By Jake
at 2016-10-23T20:58

其實是笨板吧XDD

By Iris
at 2016-10-26T15:42

好有畫面XDDD

By Margaret
at 2016-10-29T10:26

XDDDDDD

By Linda
at 2016-11-01T05:09

蛋疼了...好可怕

By Linda
at 2016-11-03T23:53

為什麼我覺得這麼好笑，去年我做的時候也沒有這樣

By Michael
at 2016-11-06T18:36

幹你害我有陰影了

By Jake
at 2016-11-09T13:20

誰別想叫我去結紮了

By Joe
at 2016-11-12T08:03

實用

By Anonymous
at 2016-11-15T02:47

哈哈哈哈哈

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-11-17T21:31

感謝你對台灣醫學的貢獻~~~

By Edwina
at 2016-11-20T16:14

幫推補血

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-11-23T10:58

笑到快翻

By Kama
at 2016-11-26T05:41

這點歌太猛了XD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-11-29T00:25

捏著懶趴看完超痛的感覺

By Heather
at 2016-12-01T19:09

哈哈哈哈xD

By Charlie
at 2016-12-04T13:52

用看的我都覺得痛了0.0

By Joe
at 2016-12-07T08:36

笑了拍拍

By Oliver
at 2016-12-10T03:19

是我一定告到底，這不是善念，是間接造成下一篇勸世文
…

By Lauren
at 2016-12-12T22:03

保險套很便宜小孩很貴一切都會值得的～～

By Jacky
at 2016-12-15T16:46

還以為來到joke板XDDD

By Megan
at 2016-12-18T11:30

幫你推QAQ

By Hazel
at 2016-12-21T06:14

勇者

By David
at 2016-12-24T00:57

算什麼男人xd

By William
at 2016-12-26T19:41

我很沒同情心的笑了

By Blanche
at 2016-12-29T14:24

真勇者

By Christine
at 2017-01-01T09:08

幫QQ

By Hardy
at 2017-01-04T03:52

By Charlotte
at 2017-01-06T22:35

太好笑了XDD

By Selena
at 2017-01-09T17:19

推護士xDDD

By Hedwig
at 2017-01-12T12:02

太恐怖了

By Liam
at 2017-01-15T06:46

對不起我忍不住笑了XDDD

By Edwina
at 2017-01-18T01:29

主任的技術.......

By Rachel
at 2017-01-20T20:13

對不起我笑了

By Christine
at 2017-01-23T14:57

以後誰敢結扎

By Liam
at 2017-01-26T09:40

算什麼男人XD

By Caroline
at 2017-01-29T04:24

我第一次在西斯比在笨版笑得還燦爛謝謝你

By Harry
at 2017-01-31T23:07

笑噴原po真男人好嗎XD

By Ingrid
at 2017-02-03T17:51

哈哈哈

By Kyle
at 2017-02-06T12:35

笑到流淚XDDD

By Eden
at 2017-02-09T07:18

笑死XDDDDD

By Valerie
at 2017-02-12T02:02

還是乖乖載套套好了XD

By Aaliyah
at 2017-02-14T20:45

有笑有推

By Donna
at 2017-02-17T15:29

護士專業的

By Selena
at 2017-02-20T10:12

推推真男人

By Xanthe
at 2017-02-23T04:56

只有我看到拿手機播噴笑嗎

By Agnes
at 2017-02-25T23:40

真男人

By Megan
at 2017-02-28T18:23

奶的，今早才去看醫生，星期天要手術，挫賽了

By Doris
at 2017-03-03T13:07

我覺得你在結紮界,已經成為傳說到處流傳了!

By Emily
at 2017-03-06T07:50

你算什麼男人~算什麼男人~

結紮勸世文完結篇 - 成人話題討論

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