約約有禮物會加分? - 成人話題討論

By Anthony
at 2019-02-14T19:20
at 2019-02-14T19:20
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西斯晚安,原文掰掰。
情人節快熱,
這裡是少女心大叔魂的窩。
講到送禮,
想到一個以前分享過的西斯點。
前幾個月,工作原因出差北京。
恰好那段時間跟某個炮友M關係還不錯,
M壯壯的又有肌肌,
褲襠下老二乾乾淨淨,
是本肥目前認為口味跟口感第一的肉棒,
毛不雜,又沒異味,硬起來直挺挺,
想一想口水就流出來了。
因為一直覺得寫字很浪漫,
只要出國都會寫明信片給朋友,
想當然M就被我包含進去了。
但問人家地址實在沒禮貌,
於是小妹突發奇想,
決定把明信片寄到自己家,
塗掉家裡地址再送他。
伴手禮也多了帶一份,
希望他吃飽飽然後用力幹我嘻嘻。
本來內容想寫得下流無恥又欠幹,
不過想到要寄回我家怕被媽媽看到,
還特地改了清新版內容。
想說當個小秘密要在下次見面送他,
回國後我拿著禮物跟明信片赴約。
小妹決定要在打完炮以後,
再把禮物拿出來送他。
結果那天各種不順利,
不是沒房間就是沒房間,
好不容易找到房間,
肥宅我心都累了。
結果進房間洗完澡,
M打開電視開始看電影,
我邊幫他含,他邊看電影,
我問他:「是不是含得不舒服?」
他說:「不會啊,你含得很好。」
幹那到底為何一直盯著電視QQ
長得醜是我的錯啦嗚嗚
最後M終於開始抽插抽插抽插,
換了幾個姿勢後,
感覺M好像不是很想做,
就結束了。
幹。
最後,要離開時,
M還問我:「所以他爸死了沒?」
我連禮物都懶得送出去。
明信片至今被我貼在牆上警示自己,
下次開房絕對不要邊幹邊看電影。
還失去了口感第一的肉棒嗚嗚。
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