約砲被放鳥,現在龜頭好養 - 成人話題討論

Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2022-12-25T02:33

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如題

今天聖誕夜,我在網路上約了一個大學生做愛

結果他竟然放鳥我

要說跟同學去吃肉多多

先不赴約了

害我用品和保險套都買好了

現在懶覺超應超癢怎麼辦??

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All Comments

Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2022-12-26T23:06
超癢可能要去檢查有沒有菜花
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2022-12-28T19:39
我可以給你菜瓜布跟鋼絲球
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2022-12-30T16:11
你要知道肉多多比你誘人 該檢討了…
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2022-12-28T19:39
你應該去急診泌尿科看看
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2022-12-30T16:12
他? 你可以去他板發文再約一個
William avatar
By William
at 2022-12-28T19:39
可以磨砂紙
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2022-12-30T16:12
比輸肉多多哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈幹
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2022-12-28T19:39
你肉太少啦
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2022-12-30T16:12
吃完改約洨多多不就好了
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2022-12-28T19:39
靠什麼洨沒契約精神公布帳號啦
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2022-12-30T16:12
他放你鳥 甲鬼甲怪
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2022-12-28T19:39
去找跟電線桿吧
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2022-12-30T16:12
切掉就不會癢了^Q^
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2022-12-28T19:39
洗乾淨一點
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2022-12-30T16:12
去龍山寺外面找街友先弄
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2022-12-28T19:39
甲甲
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2022-12-30T16:12
滾去甲板
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2022-12-28T19:39
問就是切除
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2022-12-30T16:12
靠北輸給肉多多XDDDDDD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2022-12-28T19:39
還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2022-12-30T16:12
切掉
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2022-12-28T19:39
小北有賣鋼刷
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2022-12-30T16:12
小心急急復雞雞
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2022-12-28T19:39
很癢不會擦綠油精膩
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2022-12-30T16:12
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2022-12-28T19:39
照敘述應該是濕疹,請洽泌尿科或皮膚科醫生
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2022-12-30T16:12
去買砂輪機
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2022-12-28T19:39
這ID 看到就是噓
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2022-12-30T16:12
拿牙刷刷啊
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2022-12-28T19:39
關我屁事
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2022-12-30T16:12
切掉啊
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2022-12-28T19:39
擦萬金油啊!
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2022-12-30T16:12
問就是噴WD40
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2022-12-28T19:39
看到聖誕樹抓來止癢一下啊
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2022-12-30T16:12
綠油精和白花油2選1
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2022-12-28T19:39
外面的排氣管任選
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2022-12-30T16:12
https://i.imgur.com/VqE2PCj.jpg
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2022-12-28T19:39
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