約砲被打槍會怎麼辦? - 成人話題討論

By Annie
at 2016-07-12T22:48

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感覺唷

覺得自己大概很差或還不夠好吧

所以就會再努力鍛鍊身材一點

長相問題比較無解就換下一位

每一次的約砲都是一次次的攻防戰

就當做一次碩論上台報告這樣

報的好恭喜畢業

報不好明年再來

比起在約時就被打槍

聽說到了床上才被打槍才是真的慘

西斯點就是每次約失敗後

再打手槍會特別有感覺

在稍微憤怒的心情下

連出來的液體都有點火辣辣

然後才發現剛擦運動酸痛軟膏沒洗手

真的整隻連蛋蛋都火辣辣了

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ID長度大測量
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起| 過短尚可正常鄉民標準
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By Todd Johnson
at 2016-07-16T10:28

唉又想用……控制碼釣人

By Hamiltion
at 2016-07-19T22:08

我到西捨床上被打槍了哭哭

By Madame
at 2016-07-23T09:48

你怎麼認識我>”<

By Heather
at 2016-07-26T21:28

西舍來打球

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-07-30T09:08

被打槍了～

By Agnes
at 2016-08-02T20:48

還好我鄉民標準

By Lucy
at 2016-08-06T08:28

西捨壞壞>///<

By Dora
at 2016-08-09T20:08

安安你好不要打槍我

By Elvira
at 2016-08-13T07:48

？？？？？

By Edwina
at 2016-08-16T19:28

騙新人

By Hedwig
at 2016-08-20T07:08

還好我鄉民標準

By Edwina
at 2016-08-23T18:48

達鄉民標準~

By Frederic
at 2016-08-27T06:28

又亂cue

By Thomas
at 2016-08-30T18:08

樓上那是控制碼

By Rachel
at 2016-09-03T05:48

banqhsia是啥

By Ingrid
at 2016-09-06T17:28

我每次約每次都成功好嗎西捨不懂

By Zora
at 2016-09-10T05:08

。。。。。。。找律師中

By Elma
at 2016-09-13T16:48

知道啊當我傻了喔

By Victoria
at 2016-09-17T04:29

臭87

By Anthony
at 2016-09-20T16:09

!!!!!!!!

By John
at 2016-09-24T03:49

西捨啊西捨

By Oliver
at 2016-09-27T15:29

老梗

By Doris
at 2016-10-01T03:09

原來我有這段往事？

By George
at 2016-10-04T14:49

安安您好XD

By Kristin
at 2016-10-08T02:29

老哏，JPPT還會有通知

By Yuri
at 2016-10-11T14:09

幹我未約先被打槍QQ樓下幫QQ好嗎

By Dinah
at 2016-10-15T01:49

By Irma
at 2016-10-18T13:29

樓上QQ順便幫我QQ

By Kristin
at 2016-10-22T01:09

c蛇有事嗎…

By Kristin
at 2016-10-25T12:49

為啥這樣哩

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-10-29T00:29

這我一定吉

By Elvira
at 2016-11-01T12:09

只能給87分

By Enid
at 2016-11-04T23:49

什麼?我還是處欸

By Ethan
at 2016-11-08T11:29

嚇死我惹

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-11-11T23:09

我中槍了潛水也有事情QQ

By Kelly
at 2016-11-15T10:49

為什麼要cue我，我沒約過炮QQ
這我一定吉~

By Genevieve
at 2016-11-18T22:29

沒約過欸QQ

By Daph Bay
at 2016-11-22T10:09

幹為何是我??

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-11-25T21:49

蛤！！！！！

By Daniel
at 2016-11-29T09:29

神！！！

By Irma
at 2016-12-02T21:09

我連約都約不出去如何到床上嗚嗚

By Michael
at 2016-12-06T08:49

我才沒有床上被打槍咧QQ

By Elvira
at 2016-12-09T20:29

C捨該收傳票囉～

By Kumar
at 2016-12-13T08:09

又我了

By Mary
at 2016-12-16T19:49

戳到痛處給噓

By Victoria
at 2016-12-20T07:29

C捨～

By Yuri
at 2016-12-23T19:09

？

By Susan
at 2016-12-27T06:49

怎麼躺著都中槍了

By Carol
at 2016-12-30T18:30

乾~為什麼是我 QQ

By Adele
at 2017-01-03T06:10

中過一次沒第二次了

By Oscar
at 2017-01-06T17:50

我在床上才被打槍...QQ

By Ina
at 2017-01-10T05:30

我才沒那麼笨

By Dorothy
at 2017-01-13T17:10

誰cue我啊…大叔上星期還在面試階段就被打槍啦，門
都還沒進=.=

By Necoo
at 2017-01-17T04:50

我怎麼看到有人cue我

By Necoo
at 2017-01-20T16:30

所以說…信呢？

By Jessica
at 2017-01-24T04:10

沒辦法，30cm女方有點怕

By David
at 2017-01-27T15:50

痾...你誰啊?

By Agatha
at 2017-01-31T03:30

為什麼是我！！！

By Zora
at 2017-02-03T15:10

奇怪？怎麼會出現我？

By Agnes
at 2017-02-07T02:50

馬的我笑了

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-02-10T14:30

呃

By Hedy
at 2017-02-14T02:10

幹我哪有啦

By Genevieve
at 2017-02-17T13:50

蛤

By Olga
at 2017-02-21T01:30

哈哈哈哈哈廢文

By Megan
at 2017-02-24T13:10

你釣到我了喔~

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-02-28T00:50

樓下約我再打槍我

By Gary
at 2017-03-03T12:30

躺著也中槍

By Iris
at 2017-03-07T00:10

你沒被打槍過你不知道痛的~

By Daniel
at 2017-03-10T11:50

什麼是cpyi 為什麼剛好跟我id一樣求解

By Olivia
at 2017-03-13T23:30

每次都被嚇到XD

By Mia
at 2017-03-17T11:10

我都打自己槍

By Iris
at 2017-03-20T22:50

躺著也中槍～～

By Edwina
at 2017-03-24T10:30

欸欸欸5566打出來好沒

By Lauren
at 2017-03-27T22:10

正常QQQQ

By Wallis
at 2017-03-31T09:50

哭夭~為何會有我在內文，我要是有本事能約到床上就好了
，連約都本事何來聽說床上被打槍

By Kyle
at 2017-04-03T21:30

嚇我一跳

By Charlie
at 2017-04-07T09:10

我傻眼

By Mia
at 2017-04-10T20:50

給你87分還嫌太高了

By Oscar
at 2017-04-14T08:31

沒有請吃東西失敗

By Queena
at 2017-04-17T20:11

潛水也中槍QAQ

By Edwina
at 2017-04-21T07:51

假的

By Mia
at 2017-04-24T19:31

By Quintina
at 2017-04-28T07:11

阿母，我在這!!

By Edith
at 2017-05-01T18:51

.......

By Charlotte
at 2017-05-05T06:31

乾誣賴我不噓不行

By Queena
at 2017-05-08T18:11

你提我的名字幹嘛？我沒約過哪來的打槍啊！！！

By Susan
at 2017-05-12T05:51

………

By Aaliyah
at 2017-05-15T17:31

我被西蛇蛇打槍了，哭哭

By Doris
at 2017-05-19T05:11

乾我屁事...第一次潛水中槍

By Rachel
at 2017-05-22T16:51

????

By Cara
at 2017-05-26T04:31

.........wtf

By Hedwig
at 2017-05-29T16:11

……

By Rachel
at 2017-06-02T03:51

你是我碩士班同學嗎

By Belly
at 2017-06-05T15:31

老梗

By Blanche
at 2017-06-09T03:11

幹我的名字

By Oscar
at 2017-06-12T14:51

By Elvira
at 2017-06-16T02:31

我沒被打過槍，不要亂Q我

By Eartha
at 2017-06-19T14:11

你才被打槍，你全家都被打槍啦!!!

By Zanna
at 2017-06-23T01:51

是在說我嗎？

By Anthony
at 2017-06-26T13:31

鄉民尺寸啦拍寫

By David
at 2017-06-30T01:11

.......

By Brianna
at 2017-07-03T12:51

豪難過QQ

By Blanche
at 2017-07-07T00:31

等等我躺著也中槍！？你的尾數勒

By John
at 2017-07-10T12:11

看到自己的id被用然後還看到這機率.......命中注定了
。

By Necoo
at 2017-07-13T23:51

哭一個哭哭

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-07-17T11:31

你在Q我嗎？

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-07-20T23:11

我噓!!

By John
at 2017-07-24T10:51

怎麼一直cue我，完全不懂這是什麼梗…不過怎麼跟我帳號
一樣…樂透也沒那麼準…

By David
at 2017-07-27T22:32

想騙新警察喔？你還是21個小時後再來吧！

By David
at 2017-07-31T10:12

...我還以為我惹到Csir了嚇到背麻掉

By Connor
at 2017-08-03T21:52

哈哈哈到床上沒被拒絕過
燈關起來都是黒的

By Delia
at 2017-08-07T09:32

/_>\ 紅明顯

By Agatha
at 2017-08-10T21:12

嘻嘻

By Eden
at 2017-08-14T08:52

.........

By Susan
at 2017-08-17T20:32

被騙了再噓一次

By Kyle
at 2017-08-21T08:12

我見面就被打槍了，還會到床上QQ

By Daniel
at 2017-08-24T19:52

我怎麼中槍了

By Zora
at 2017-08-28T07:32

你的ID 可憐的長達唉

By Iris
at 2017-08-31T19:12

我都在床上被打手槍

By Ingrid
at 2017-09-04T06:52

我還以為是我..

By Suhail Hany
at 2017-09-07T18:32

誰叫我?睡覺也會被打槍

By Leila
at 2017-09-11T06:12

原來大家都有跟我一樣的秘密啊！我不孤單了

By Dora
at 2017-09-14T17:52

躺著也中槍怒噓

By Donna
at 2017-09-18T05:32

壞壞啦不會被你騙第二次了XD

By Agnes
at 2017-09-21T17:12

怎麼被cue了沒這回事

By Frederica
at 2017-09-25T04:52

我一個躺著也中槍耶（？

By Charlie
at 2017-09-28T16:32

噗

By Jack
at 2017-10-02T04:12

上次標記我的人現在躺在急診啦你想試試嗎？

By Daniel
at 2017-10-05T15:52

而且哪有人標準線跟長度不同起點的

By Hedwig
at 2017-10-09T03:32

哪有到床上被打槍，是看到ID就被打槍

By Isabella
at 2017-10-12T15:12

By Isla
at 2017-10-16T02:52

你在說我嗎？

By Vanessa
at 2017-10-19T14:32

我笑了是不是很糟糕

By Caitlin
at 2017-10-23T02:12

Cue我幹嘛無聊

By John
at 2017-10-26T13:52

為什麼說到我啦?真是的，我又沒约過啊

By Frederica
at 2017-10-30T01:32

叫我？

By Suhail Hany
at 2017-11-02T13:12

.....

By Susan
at 2017-11-06T00:52

原來您知道我被……

By Valerie
at 2017-11-09T12:33

56魂不能亡

By Damian
at 2017-11-13T00:13

廢文

By Carol
at 2017-11-16T11:53

我以為我被打槍了？

By Faithe
at 2017-11-19T23:33

我是long jerry 請問閣下是？

By Ivy
at 2017-11-23T11:13

小弟潛水也被cue，話說我從沒約過啊…

By Franklin
at 2017-11-26T22:53

我還沒約過怎麼會在床上被打槍...................

By Gary
at 2017-11-30T10:33

媽的真的沒被吉過欸

By Thomas
at 2017-12-03T22:13

B嘴

By Doris
at 2017-12-07T09:53

我也沒有約過呀

By Ivy
at 2017-12-10T21:33

幹嘛叫我

By Kama
at 2017-12-14T09:13

控制碼老衲必噓

By Robert
at 2017-12-17T20:53

你說我被打槍？笑死人

By Yedda
at 2017-12-21T08:33

？？

By Elvira
at 2017-12-24T20:13

早安～

By Oscar
at 2017-12-28T07:53

這ID.....

By Kama
at 2017-12-31T19:33

這我一定吉

By Noah
at 2018-01-04T07:13

我怎麼不知道自己有砲友？XD躺著也中槍

By Andy
at 2018-01-07T18:53

xxx,躺著也中槍

By Mason
at 2018-01-11T06:33

噓

By Agatha
at 2018-01-14T18:13

叫我嗎

By Caitlin
at 2018-01-18T05:53

囧

By Kelly
at 2018-01-21T17:33

找我？

By Robert
at 2018-01-25T05:13

我沒被打槍過@@

By Emma
at 2018-01-28T16:53

別亂造謠好嗎

By Joe
at 2018-02-01T04:33

何必這樣

By Rebecca
at 2018-02-04T16:13

關我屁事乾

By Ida
at 2018-02-08T03:53

我怎麼會被打槍？

By Thomas
at 2018-02-11T15:33

逛了這麼久卻意外中槍...？@@

By Lucy
at 2018-02-15T03:13

...

By Brianna
at 2018-02-18T14:53

我怎麼中槍了

By Harry
at 2018-02-22T02:34

三小....

By Lucy
at 2018-02-25T14:14

蛤？

By Margaret
at 2018-03-01T01:54

為什麼要cue我

By Oliver
at 2018-03-04T13:34

我在這欸！

By Rosalind
at 2018-03-08T01:14

控制碼

By Doris
at 2018-03-11T12:54

只好怒噓了

By Xanthe
at 2018-03-15T00:34

By Eden
at 2018-03-18T12:14

我認識妳嗎？

By Iris
at 2018-03-21T23:54

控制碼老梗拜託我人見人愛怎麼可能被打槍

By Emily
at 2018-03-25T11:34

奇怪為什麼會cue到我==

By Zora
at 2018-03-28T23:14

控制碼老梗但是好用

By Olga
at 2018-04-01T10:54

幽默

By Suhail Hany
at 2018-04-04T22:34

被說中只好崩潰噓(?

By Dora
at 2018-04-08T10:14

是我?

By Lucy
at 2018-04-11T21:54

控制碼要玩幾次zzz

By Christine
at 2018-04-15T09:34

蛤??

By Yedda
at 2018-04-18T21:14

什麼鬼 ??

By Quintina
at 2018-04-22T08:54

這是什麼鬼啊

By Leila
at 2018-04-25T20:34

請單挑

By Eartha
at 2018-04-29T08:14

嚇到

By Selena
at 2018-05-02T19:54

我都不知道我被打槍了你怎麼知道？

By Jack
at 2018-05-06T07:34

噓控制碼，臭c捨

By Frederic
at 2018-05-09T19:14

我何時在床上被打槍？

By Jake
at 2018-05-13T06:54

原來我有達到鄉民標準！

By Kelly
at 2018-05-16T18:34

三小我還想說我怎麼紅了

By Valerie
at 2018-05-20T06:14

…………怎跟我帳號前面一樣

By Frederica
at 2018-05-23T17:54

蛤

By Callum
at 2018-05-27T05:34

哇靠怎麼有我啊

By Edith
at 2018-05-30T17:14

哈哈哈嚇我一跳

By Sandy
at 2018-06-03T04:54

frogman1128報到

By Andrew
at 2018-06-06T16:35

為什麼要Q我啊～我難過

By Mia
at 2018-06-10T04:15

我哪有被打槍

By Odelette
at 2018-06-13T15:55

沒梗了?

By Mia
at 2018-06-17T03:35

嘖

By Andrew
at 2018-06-20T15:15

乾為何被cue了

By Robert
at 2018-06-24T02:55

啥鬼

By Kama
at 2018-06-27T14:35

約你老母被打槍？，快叫聲爸來聽聽

By Isla
at 2018-07-01T02:15

幹沒被打槍啊... 真不是我！

By Suhail Hany
at 2018-07-04T13:55

我好慘

By Heather
at 2018-07-08T01:35

幹我才沒有

By Sierra Rose
at 2018-07-11T13:15

…

By Ophelia
at 2018-07-15T00:55

不要把我密秘說出來穴穴

By Bennie
at 2018-07-18T12:35

好熟悉的名字不是我@@

By Andrew
at 2018-07-22T00:15

干我屁事R

By Daniel
at 2018-07-25T11:55

Wuyoo是誰？

By Rebecca
at 2018-07-28T23:35

既然叫到我了我就出來啦

By Blanche
at 2018-08-01T11:15

啊啊冤枉喔歹霖~人家連小手都沒牽到

By Hedda
at 2018-08-04T22:55

請問你的a89427512 是有惹到你？

By Gary
at 2018-08-08T10:35

我也嚇一跳！！！

By Edith
at 2018-08-11T22:15

你才被打槍你全家都被打槍

約砲被打槍會怎麼辦? - 成人話題討論

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