約砲後保險套破了怎麼辦 - 成人話題討論

Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2018-02-13T19:44

Table of Contents

最近在某交友軟體開發一個滿正的妹子
這個app的妹子有錢就能約出來
終於在我花了一些鑽石後有了第一次出來的機會
一起吃了晚餐後
我提出了要不要休息一下這種約砲起手式
想碰碰運氣看可不可以有進一步的發展
她害羞地看了我一眼後竟然點頭了

我很興奮的馬上以最快的速度開車到旅館
在旅館的昏暗的燈光中
我們順勢地到了最後一步
我把他胸前的束縛卸掉後跳出了一對大白兔
目測有E罩杯 而且摸起來十分柔軟

可能是因為緊張的緣故他夾得非常地緊
很像在幹處女一樣 搞的我抽插了20分鐘就繳械了
當我緩緩地拔出我的巨龍後
我的臉色突然變了
精液從洞口緩緩流出

X的保險套居然破了
請問大大該怎麼辦...

--

All Comments

Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2018-02-18T01:48
恭喜恭喜
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2018-02-22T07:52
發文求救呀!
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2018-02-26T13:56
巨龍巨龍你擦馬眼
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2018-03-02T20:00
永永遠遠的擦亮眼
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2018-03-07T02:04
巨龍巨龍你擦馬眼
David avatar
By David
at 2018-03-11T08:07
賀成交
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2018-03-15T14:11
屠龍還要花錢 你傻了?
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2018-03-19T20:15
新一點靈屄屎餓~
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2018-03-24T02:19
新年快樂,恭喜發財
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2018-03-28T08:23
只好資源回收了..
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2018-04-01T14:27
新一點零鼻屎而我大笑
William avatar
By William
at 2018-04-05T20:30
快速申裝Adsl
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2018-04-10T02:34
回收當女友阿
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2018-04-14T08:38
恭喜老爺
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2018-04-18T14:42
事後藥稍微補救
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2018-04-22T20:46
等等...7F是不是誤會了什麼?!
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2018-04-27T02:50
恭喜恭喜~~剛好帶回去過好年~~~
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2018-05-01T08:53
投愛滋藥,黃金72小時
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2018-05-05T14:57
可以幫忙開個門嗎
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2018-05-09T21:01
48小時內事後藥急救 不然就祈禱吧
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2018-05-14T03:05
巨龍??應該太刺了
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2018-05-18T09:09
恭喜老爺
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2018-05-22T15:13
恭喜老爺
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2018-05-26T21:16
恭喜老爺
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2018-05-31T03:20
恭喜
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2018-06-04T09:24
永浴愛河 早生貴子
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2018-06-08T15:28
彌月蛋糕我喜歡吃一之鄉的喔~恭喜
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2018-06-12T21:32
恭喜老爺 !!!
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2018-06-17T03:36
你確定還是你的嗎?嘿嘿嘿
William avatar
By William
at 2018-06-21T09:39
還能說什麼?
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2018-06-25T15:43
過年剛好帶回家見公婆呀!XD
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2018-06-29T21:47
賀喜老爺
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2018-07-04T03:51
嘻嘻
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2018-07-08T09:55
恭喜
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-07-12T15:59
恭喜申裝
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2018-07-16T22:02
帶回家過個好年吧~嘻嘻
David avatar
By David
at 2018-07-21T04:06
娶個媳婦好過年
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2018-07-25T10:10
賀喜老爺
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-07-29T16:14
娶啦 讚
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2018-08-02T22:18
結婚等生小孩啊
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2018-08-07T04:22
恭喜申裝完畢!!!! 喜氣喜氣~~~~
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2018-08-11T10:25
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2018-08-15T16:29
恭喜老爺
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2018-08-19T22:33
我要吃油飯!
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2018-08-24T04:37
等當現成老爸
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2018-08-28T10:41
恭喜申裝
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2018-09-01T16:45
趕快去月子中心定位啊 晚了就只剩走廊了
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2018-09-05T22:48
恭喜老爺
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2018-09-10T04:52
推睡前祈禱
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2018-09-14T10:56
將軍收兵吧
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2018-09-18T17:00
先別管破了的事,正妹圖呢?
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2018-09-22T23:04
快篩一波吧
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2018-09-27T05:08
哇嗚 紅的喜氣
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2018-10-01T11:11
恭喜發財
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2018-10-05T17:15
愛滋有預防性投藥,可以降低感染率
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2018-10-09T23:19
恭喜恭喜
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2018-10-14T05:23
當爸爸啦~
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2018-10-18T11:27
恭喜老爺
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2018-10-22T17:31
就生吧
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2018-10-26T23:34
有種東西叫事後藥
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2018-10-31T05:38
破掉的套子是哪個品牌,原po好心分享給大家以避免踩雷?!
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2018-11-04T11:42
恭喜發財
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2018-11-08T17:46
恭喜老爺
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2018-11-12T23:50
恭喜
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2018-11-17T05:54
恭喜申裝
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2018-11-21T11:57
這個時間藥局還有開,趕快去買事後。
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2018-11-25T18:01
羨慕有父親節可以過
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2018-11-30T00:05
事後藥越早吃越好,吃的時間不同效果有差
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2018-12-04T06:09
一日申裝 終身不退
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2018-12-08T12:13
老師沒教你套套要帶兩層然後中間塗萬精油嗎?
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2018-12-12T18:17
葉配
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2018-12-17T00:20
往好處想是正妹
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2018-12-21T06:24
完了 油飯紅蛋請定了
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2018-12-25T12:28
恭喜
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2018-12-29T18:32
繼續約,約滿十個月啊
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2019-01-03T00:36
Adsl
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2019-01-07T06:40
還有心情發文代表不緊張啊,還在演
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2019-01-11T12:43
準備過父親節啊!恭喜!
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2019-01-15T18:47
女的不怕你怕啥?
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2019-01-20T00:51
醒了沒
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2019-01-24T06:55
恭喜
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2019-01-28T12:59
發油飯嘍
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2019-02-01T19:03
岡本這種垃圾牌還敢用 破掉的故事一堆
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2019-02-06T01:06
001我用都沒破過
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2019-02-10T07:10
娶回家吧
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2019-02-14T13:14
女的上一炮沒流乾淨
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2019-02-18T19:18
恭喜老爺 賀喜老爺
William avatar
By William
at 2019-02-23T01:22
內射事後藥一樣懷孕機率大 恭喜
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2019-02-27T07:26
賀 早生貴子
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2019-03-03T13:29
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2019-03-07T19:33
拍拍
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2019-03-12T01:37
恭喜
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2019-03-16T07:41
ADSL申裝成功
James avatar
By James
at 2019-03-20T13:45
一定是超薄的齁
帶太緊沒有留—些伸縮空間
GG的機率会提高
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-03-24T19:49
這種狀況男生申裝不了吧
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2019-03-29T01:52
厲害的是孩子還不是你的....
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2019-04-02T07:56
可喜可賀 5個月後孩子就出來了
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2019-04-06T14:00
太乾磨破了
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2019-04-10T20:04
5個月XD 綠光罩頂
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2019-04-15T02:08
=============快去吃藥===============
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2019-04-19T08:12
奉子成婚
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2019-04-23T14:15
你死定了 準備當爹了
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2019-04-27T20:19
葉佩雯吧
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2019-05-02T02:23
現成老爸 * 免費伸裝ADSL
John avatar
By John
at 2019-05-06T08:27
這個年紀女孩子很容易受孕 88
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2019-05-10T14:31
趕快存錢,或趕快脫產吧~
William avatar
By William
at 2019-05-14T20:35
囍獲麟兒 明珠入掌 恭喜恭喜
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2019-05-19T02:38
9個月後你就當拔鼻了呦
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2019-05-23T08:42
恭喜老爺賀喜夫人
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2019-05-27T14:46
恭喜當爸爸
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2019-05-31T20:50
恭喜老爺賀喜老爺
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2019-06-05T02:54
恭喜
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2019-06-09T08:58
岡本001 ... 跟女友做都夾太緊 整個被夾出來 只好無套
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2019-06-13T15:01
算一算元旦寶寶有機會哦
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2019-06-17T21:05
沒意外應該有固定吃事前藥?
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2019-06-22T03:09
恭喜
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2019-06-26T09:13
還在幻想啊?宅男
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2019-06-30T15:17
恭喜老爺
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2019-07-04T21:21
直接當爸了
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2019-07-09T03:24
如果擔心就不會寫過程寫的太詳細了
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2019-07-13T09:28
恭喜老爺
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2019-07-17T15:32
恭喜!心理建設要做好啊!新的挑戰要來了
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2019-07-21T21:36
你你沒有巨龍,只有巨乳……
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2019-07-26T03:40
岡本001很容易破啊!快去吃藥R
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2019-07-30T09:44
Very good
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2019-08-03T15:47
恭喜老爺
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2019-08-07T21:51
龜頭怎麼那摸尖rrr
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2019-08-12T03:55
在這版得到的答案只會是恭喜老爺賀喜夫人
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2019-08-16T09:59
Adsl
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2019-08-20T16:03
不多射幾發 這種事還要上來問
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2019-08-24T22:07
喜當爹XDDDD
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2019-08-29T04:10
去醫院掛感染科,拿hiv事後預防藥
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2019-09-02T10:14
爸爸4誰><
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2019-09-06T16:18
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2019-09-10T22:22
買到賺到
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2019-09-15T04:26
舌下錠,一份150元,快去買
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2019-09-19T10:30
恭喜
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2019-09-23T16:33
太尖了
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2019-09-27T22:37
娶了 好過年
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2019-10-02T04:41
欸欸欸欸我才剛得到朋友送的001 QAQ
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2019-10-06T10:45
那種正妹哪可能一砲就結婚
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2019-10-10T16:49
恭喜恭喜
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2019-10-14T22:53
負責啊
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2019-10-19T04:56
感覺業配 這個登入跟只有在西斯一篇文章
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2019-10-23T11:00
明顯是業配好嗎 還開個門勒
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2019-10-27T17:04
葉沛?
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2019-10-31T23:08
看到正妹就想娶回家 嘖嘖
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2019-11-05T05:12
怎麼我覺的你是乾爹 然後包包
George avatar
By George
at 2019-11-09T11:16
業配
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2019-11-13T17:19
有點嚇人
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2019-11-17T23:23
耶配
George avatar
By George
at 2019-11-22T05:27
檢查一下對象是不是勇迷 是的話小心得愛滋
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2019-11-26T11:31
真的正哪會擔心保險套破,看你也不像是怕得愛滋阿
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2019-11-30T17:35
申裝成功
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2019-12-04T23:39
來這邊問有用嗎?
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2019-12-09T05:42
十一姑:刺刺的!
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2019-12-13T11:46
業配
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2019-12-17T17:50
明年小孩可以領紅包了
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2019-12-21T23:54
新年新希望
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2019-12-26T05:58
軟體是sxxg?
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2019-12-30T12:02
葉配超明顯,開啥門
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2020-01-03T18:05
業配,連問的都自己人?
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2020-01-08T00:09
003以內都可能破……
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2020-01-12T06:13
所以市售雜牌都超過300um
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2020-01-16T12:17
應該是把女生白帶當成精液?
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2020-01-20T18:21
帶回家過年了啊還要教
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2020-01-25T00:25
紅蛋 or 蛋糕 選一個吧!
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2020-01-29T06:28
不是啊 只是套子破掉哪會申裝到? 體液侐
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2020-02-02T12:32
天啊 這是個炕啊
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2020-02-06T18:36
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2020-02-11T00:40
三四五樓很靠杯哈哈馬的超好笑
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2020-02-15T06:44
屎挖格的業配嗎?
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2020-02-19T12:48
這app根本是援交業者開發的啊 裡面每個都像在賣的,還
有拍宣傳照
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2020-02-23T18:51
話說有錢就能約出來還叫約炮嗎...?!
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-02-28T00:55
肥....廢.....垃圾
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2020-03-03T06:59
沒關係 就算有也不一定會是你的 別擔心
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2020-03-07T13:03
恭喜申裝
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2020-03-11T19:07
3樓救了本篇。
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2020-03-16T01:11
補噓業配
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2020-03-20T07:14
完蛋 現成老爸
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2020-03-24T13:18
恭喜現成乾爹....?
David avatar
By David
at 2020-03-28T19:22
葉佩雯還怕懷孕?
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2020-04-02T01:26
業配手法
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2020-04-06T07:30
活動還沒結束嗎?

Sexy Radio - "Linger"

Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2018-02-13T15:45
《The Cranberries – Linger》 https://youtu.be/G6Kspj3OO0s ---------------------------- You know Iand#39;m such a fool for you Youand#39;ve got me wrapped a ...

女大生遭性侵2年?同班男學生:我們是情侶

Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2018-02-13T13:59
https://udn.com/news/story/7317/2984634 2018-02-13 13:37聯合報 記者曾健祐╱即時報導 桃園市詹姓男子2016年畢業後,遭同班女同學控訴長期性侵達2年,每周4、5次頻率,用 生殖器插入下體、口交方式發生性行為,之後還散布她的裸照,詹辯稱,2人在學期間是 ...

發洩精力 奧運選手村「戰況」激烈 多P野

Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2018-02-11T20:33
發洩精力 奧運選手村「戰況」激烈 多P、野砲樣樣來 〔即時新聞/綜合報導〕9日開幕的南韓平昌冬奧,賽事為期16天,主辦單位也對運動健 兒發放11萬個保險套,創下冬奧歷屆發放免費保險套最多。奧運主辦單位發送保險套已經 是慣例,因為這些選手離開電視轉播後,除了在選手村內養精蓄銳,也有的會透過一夜情 發洩過剩精力 ...

嫖妓時 無套的害怕

Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2018-02-11T15:58
身為一個嫖妓的人 我每天都過著害怕的日子 因為我好怕會得愛滋 當然 如果我都有載套的話 或許我沒有那麼怕 偏偏我沒有交過女朋友 當有小姐問我要不要無套時 我大都會答應 除了長得老、肥、醜的 這些小姐 他馬的 不要說無套 坐在我懶叫附近 我就會先用手 反手抓她的腿 以防她有意無意的給我無套坐下來、讓 ...

你敢去逛情趣商店嗎?

Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2018-02-09T19:16
我生平第一次 去逛 是買跳蛋! 回想一下 我當初去時,還是處男 但因為有約,想說去買個玩具增加樂趣! 我那時候約下午傍晚順路騎到情趣店 進去時,我先大概看一下全部擺設 真的是琳瑯滿目,還有娃娃! 沒錯 就是塑膠人! 那時候只有我一個顧客而已,心情平靜 不尷尬 因為我一直在找跳蛋 找不到 最後 ...