約砲信到底都怎麼打的？ - 成人話題討論

By Annie
at 2015-06-22T16:01

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※ 引述《AKIRATOYA (離開人不在)》之銘言：
: 成吉思汗 : 你要戰便作戰 (要你來你便來)
: 凱薩 : 我來我見我征服
: 俾斯麥 : 正直是最佳的外交政策
: 辛尼加 : 生命是一篇小說不在長而在好
: 布魯塔克 :　熄了燈　所有的女人都是美麗的

牛頓: 我硬挺的陰莖在妳體內劃出的曲線, 積分後就可以求出妳淫水的面積

愛因斯坦: 只要我夠快速的進入妳, 就可以使這一秒無限延長

對妳來說只有一秒, 對我來說卻是永恆

愛因斯坦: 其實延長的不是時間,時間是主觀的, 真正膨脹的是我們跨下的宇宙

波以爾: 我的體積, 描述了妳體內受到的衝擊

量子力學: 現在的妳處於非常不穩定的狀態, 我只要以正確的頻率, 角度, 碰觸妳,

妳就會跳到更高的空間, 之後抖動, 釋放出愛液

霍金: 我進入妳身體的能量與物質太過巨大, 無法完全被妳吸收

能量的回饋將以炙熱的愛液狀態從洞口噴發

量子力學: 妳的水在空間中並不是穩定存在的, 但是總量固定

也就是說, 如果愛液在妳體內消失, 那必定會在我身上出現

量子力學: 但是在我們彼此干涉之前, 我們永遠無法確定淫水的狀態

愛因斯坦: 妳巨大的胸部, 扭曲了附近的空間

使得我的舌頭, 被鎖進, 環繞妳乳頭的軌道

希波克拉底: 我發誓我會幫助, 所有等待拯救的肉體

神經學: 妳的肉體映入我的視網膜,

強大的電衝動穿過大腦後, 訊號從邊緣系統爆發, 壓制了所有高端思考迴路

我已經失去了所有邏輯, 推理能力

想幹妳的欲望, 是我此刻空蕩大腦中, 唯一的回音

凱因斯: 唯有抱持著寬鬆的態度, 去掉所有枷鎖

才能更投入的彼此消耗體力, 並且不會浪費我們的時間

得到更有效率的歡愉

壓抑, 只會使我們進入負面的輪迴
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弦論: 我進入妳的頻率, 不是偶然, 而是來自更高維度的一段動人歌聲

177/65/25 台中有規律運動

慾望很重有禮貌有情調拿得起放得下求夥伴
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Send from my DICK 17.5*4 cm^2

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By Andy
at 2015-06-25T10:45

媽我在這～

By Hedy
at 2015-06-28T05:29

討厭物理><>< 但是推一下好了嘻嘻

By Charlotte
at 2015-07-01T00:13

--------✂延虛線剪下✂-------

By Andy
at 2015-07-03T18:57

怎麼沒卡通版本的出現

By Kumar
at 2015-07-06T13:41

JK羅琳：濕濕屄、硬硬屌

By Carol
at 2015-07-09T08:26

13狂吸

By Zora
at 2015-07-12T03:10

啊～啊啊…啊！！！

By Gilbert
at 2015-07-14T21:54

收到這種會很願意繼續聊哈哈

By Mason
at 2015-07-17T16:38

霍金的部份？？？

By Edith
at 2015-07-20T11:22

夠了XDD

By Erin
at 2015-07-23T06:06

嘻嘻

By Damian
at 2015-07-26T00:51

‵好球啊

By Damian
at 2015-07-28T19:35

約砲王4NI

By Isla
at 2015-07-31T14:19

f=ma ,fuck =money again

By Adele
at 2015-08-03T09:03

By Ivy
at 2015-08-06T03:47

牛頓運動定律

By Susan
at 2015-08-08T22:31

太神啦

By Doris
at 2015-08-11T17:16

這也可以…

By Franklin
at 2015-08-14T12:00

求希臘三賢的約砲信

By Sarah
at 2015-08-17T06:44

有笑有推

By Zanna
at 2015-08-20T01:28

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-08-22T20:12

為什麼有攻殼啦XD

By Zanna
at 2015-08-25T14:56

你不要那麼專業好不好XDDDD

By Linda
at 2015-08-28T09:41

這個很會以後約炮信就用這篇為基準了

By Queena
at 2015-08-31T04:25

啥小XD

By Kumar
at 2015-09-02T23:09

約炮王4ni

By William
at 2015-09-05T17:53

讀聖賢書,所學何事,我看到這文章後,悟出道理了。

By Rosalind
at 2015-09-08T12:37

看來原po考試壓力很大

By Rachel
at 2015-09-11T07:21

決定要約你了

By Faithe
at 2015-09-14T02:06

最後一句才是重點

By Tracy
at 2015-09-16T20:50

樓樓上別嘴砲

By Yuri
at 2015-09-19T15:34

真心不嘴

By John
at 2015-09-22T10:18

推推推

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-09-25T05:02

我商科宅只看的懂牛頓和凱因斯……崩潰……

By Wallis
at 2015-09-27T23:46

柯南：雖然身體變長，但是技巧ㄧ樣好，無所不能的淫
偵探——摳男！

By Kumar
at 2015-09-30T18:31

xDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Heather
at 2015-10-03T13:15

我到底看了什麼XDD

By Dorothy
at 2015-10-06T07:59

朝聖

By Sarah
at 2015-10-09T02:43

強

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-10-11T21:27

神串留名

By Thomas
at 2015-10-14T16:11

真是太過份了，折摸厲害

By Madame
at 2015-10-17T10:56

薛丁格呢棉被蓋著的時候我既同時插進也同時抽出

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-10-20T05:40

噢噢霍金>//<

By Jack
at 2015-10-23T00:24

猛猛der

By Callum
at 2015-10-25T19:08

太強大了！快m起來

By Lucy
at 2015-10-28T13:52

有沒有國父的？？

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-10-31T08:36

趕快推免得被發現我看不懂 (欸

By Dora
at 2015-11-03T03:21

XDDDDDDDD

By Donna
at 2015-11-05T22:05

XDDDD

By Mason
at 2015-11-08T16:49

笑了

By Rosalind
at 2015-11-11T11:33

好強

By Carol
at 2015-11-14T06:17

靠XD 特斯拉呢巴斯德呢

By Una
at 2015-11-17T01:01

靠腰 j三小

By Ingrid
at 2015-11-19T19:46

你約砲系?

By Una
at 2015-11-22T14:30

有神快拜

By Emily
at 2015-11-25T09:14

哥有認真讀書我看der懂

By Harry
at 2015-11-28T03:58

愛因斯坦只有一秒哭哭

By Dinah
at 2015-11-30T22:42

鬼神童子：重生吧___，我還你原形！

By Edwina
at 2015-12-03T17:26

真物理系

By Carol
at 2015-12-06T12:11

難道是中興物理

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-12-09T06:55

指考生覺得笑中帶淚

By Charlie
at 2015-12-12T01:39

有沒有熱力學的><

By Yuri
at 2015-12-14T20:23

馬英九：我的右手，將伴隨妳的愛液死亡

By Quintina
at 2015-12-17T15:07

娘子~出來看上帝喔簽名檔才是凡人的文筆吧XD

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-12-20T09:51

好強大

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-12-23T04:36

期末看這個好舒壓XDDDDDD 笑到肚子痛

By Belly
at 2015-12-25T23:20

你淫了XDDDDDDDD你約泡系的吼?

By Belly
at 2015-12-28T18:04

有神快推

By Necoo
at 2015-12-31T12:48

By Andrew
at 2016-01-03T07:32

你贏了

By Kama
at 2016-01-06T02:16

好崇拜你歐!!!

By Elizabeth
at 2016-01-08T21:01

物理梗超猛

By Rosalind
at 2016-01-11T15:45

釣一堆高手出來XD

By Franklin
at 2016-01-14T10:29

誰來寫個文組版

By Jacob
at 2016-01-17T05:13

嘴角失守XDDD

By Linda
at 2016-01-19T23:57

XDDDDDDD

By Yuri
at 2016-01-22T18:41

很會～

By Xanthe
at 2016-01-25T13:26

給推

By Elvira
at 2016-01-28T08:10

麻煩你期考後成績單拿出來貼上

By Emma
at 2016-01-31T02:54

推

By Kama
at 2016-02-02T21:38

太強啦XDDD

By Elma
at 2016-02-05T16:22

太神啦

By Linda
at 2016-02-08T11:06

覺得猛

By Blanche
at 2016-02-11T05:51

太神了可以有文組版的嗎w看不懂啊

By Donna
at 2016-02-14T00:35

靠！高手

By Charlie
at 2016-02-16T19:19

看傻了

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-02-19T14:03

原來可以約這麼專業

By Hedda
at 2016-02-22T08:47

上了一課

By Caitlin
at 2016-02-25T03:31

很專業，但是你這門課還是被當

By Genevieve
at 2016-02-27T22:16

我開始相信妳了

By Harry
at 2016-03-01T17:00

理組文筆太神啦

By Irma
at 2016-03-04T11:44

...XDDDDD

By Dorothy
at 2016-03-07T06:28

強者

By Madame
at 2016-03-10T01:12

推推但文末沒1-3-2的問題嗎

By Gilbert
at 2016-03-12T19:56

朝聖

By Adele
at 2016-03-15T14:41

太神啦!!!!

By Tom
at 2016-03-18T09:25

有新信件還沒看XD

By David
at 2016-03-21T04:09

原來是誤妳學大濕，失敬失敬

By Sarah
at 2016-03-23T22:53

張愛玲:長的是磨難短的是人生

By Hamiltion
at 2016-03-26T17:37

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-03-29T12:21

XD 物理系神人阿~

By Eartha
at 2016-04-01T07:06

經濟學參上是吧XDDD

By Adele
at 2016-04-04T01:50

推~真的太強了

By Dora
at 2016-04-06T20:34

好強啊

By Zenobia
at 2016-04-09T15:18

覺得有才願意深入

By Emily
at 2016-04-12T10:02

推

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-04-15T04:46

不明覺厲

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-04-17T23:31

這篇……

By Eartha
at 2016-04-20T18:15

最近無新信件

By Eden
at 2016-06-12T14:14

哈哈

By Isla
at 2016-06-15T08:58

太神啦

By Brianna
at 2016-06-18T03:42

推

By Isabella
at 2016-06-20T22:26

我看了三小啦

By Valerie
at 2016-06-23T17:11

好猛

By Jacob
at 2016-06-26T11:55

讀書讀壞？

By Candice
at 2016-06-29T06:39

這太屌了…媽我在這裡！

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-07-02T01:23

這太專業不推不行！

By Agatha
at 2016-07-04T20:07

這個好厲害呀XDDD

By Elvira
at 2016-07-07T14:51

愛愛的萬物論

By Rachel
at 2016-07-10T09:36

飽讀詩書

By Bennie
at 2016-07-13T04:20

愛的萬物論...

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-07-15T23:04

XDDDDDDD 有內涵的約炮王

By William
at 2016-07-18T17:48

文組：我%%的做愛聲是個美麗的錯誤

By Jake
at 2016-07-21T12:32

女方：我們存在不同的空間你保留思維我保留肉體

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-07-24T07:16

把你的（）/加點鹽/醃起來/風乾。老的時候/下酒。

By Ula
at 2016-07-27T02:01

飛哥與小佛是三小啦！

By Doris
at 2016-07-29T20:45

可以當我ㄉ家教ㄇ? 理化老師

By Elvira
at 2016-08-01T15:29

伽莉略：我們胯下的男人依然在抽動著

By Joe
at 2016-08-04T10:13

補推

By Joseph
at 2016-08-07T04:57

哈哈哈怎麼辦我想到任信明的詩

By Ula
at 2016-08-09T23:41

推！

By Quanna
at 2016-08-12T18:26

媽我在這裡

By Emma
at 2016-08-15T13:10

收到這種真的會想多聊幾句XDD感覺好有才華

By Necoo
at 2016-08-18T07:54

好屌XDDD

By Frederic
at 2016-08-21T02:38

太神啦！

By Thomas
at 2016-08-23T21:22

笑了哈哈太豪洨啦

By Tom
at 2016-08-26T16:06

謝謝已收藏

By David
at 2016-08-29T10:51

三小lol

By Kyle
at 2016-09-01T05:35

幹朝聖

By Iris
at 2016-09-04T00:19

你是薛爾頓對吧!!

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-09-06T19:03

好強

By Kyle
at 2016-09-09T13:47

有神快拜！

By Queena
at 2016-09-12T08:31

太猛了!!!!!!

By Lucy
at 2016-09-15T03:16

幹朝聖!!! 有Walter White的版本嗎~XDDDDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-09-17T22:00

您物理系?

By Kristin
at 2016-09-20T16:44

看懂淚推

By Cara
at 2016-09-23T11:28

你是約炮系?!

By Heather
at 2016-09-26T06:12

原來這才是物理!!

By Ina
at 2016-09-29T00:56

太強了

By Quanna
at 2016-10-01T19:41

Walter White:I am the one who PLUGs

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-10-04T14:25

我看了什麼XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ingrid
at 2016-10-07T09:09

太專業啦！

By Puput
at 2016-10-10T03:53

媽我在這裡

By Irma
at 2016-10-12T22:37

幹死13

By Ursula
at 2016-10-15T17:21

神!!

By Jacky
at 2016-10-18T12:06

有神，一定要推

By Frederic
at 2016-10-21T06:50

太強大了推

By Donna
at 2016-10-24T01:34

有笑有推xdddd

By Frederica
at 2016-10-26T20:18

太強了！！

By Dinah
at 2016-10-29T15:02

真材濕料

By Rachel
at 2016-11-01T09:46

原PO物理係？

By Olivia
at 2016-11-04T04:31

只能推了啊

By Donna
at 2016-11-06T23:15

不能不推

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-11-09T17:59

三小啦XDDD

By Oliver
at 2016-11-12T12:43

請問如果是希區考克的話?

By Kyle
at 2016-11-15T07:27

哈哈哈哈哈太酷了坐等文學版>ω<

By Gilbert
at 2016-11-18T02:11

有神快拜

By Jessica
at 2016-11-20T20:56

不推不行

By Robert
at 2016-11-23T15:40

呵呵呵～有神快拜

By Thomas
at 2016-11-26T10:24

幹你明明就沒拿起過根本不需要放下

By Ophelia
at 2016-11-29T05:08

猛

By Enid
at 2016-12-01T23:52

============================知性爽學約砲皇=======

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-12-04T18:36

文組有凱因斯啊XD

By Anthony
at 2016-12-07T13:21

爸我在這！

By Isla
at 2016-12-10T08:05

哈哈哈哈

By Sandy
at 2016-12-13T02:49

文組的只看的懂最後的吧XD

By Xanthe
at 2016-12-15T21:33

愛因斯坦超好笑最好1秒有人會回你啦

By Robert
at 2016-12-18T16:17

太厲害了！

By Genevieve
at 2016-12-21T11:01

媽～這裡有吃了約炮果實的約炮人啊～

By Leila
at 2016-12-24T05:46

好文值得一讀再讀。

By Hazel
at 2016-12-27T00:30

你其實是big bang的Wolowitz申請了ptt帳號吧!!!

By William
at 2016-12-29T19:14

太神了

By Agatha
at 2017-01-01T13:58

推一個XD

By Hazel
at 2017-01-04T08:42

ㄏㄏ薛丁格的淫水

By Cara
at 2017-01-07T03:26

以轉寄個人信箱當萬用牙惠 ^_^

By Eden
at 2017-01-09T22:11

幹愛因斯坦的我笑超久

By Ingrid
at 2017-01-12T16:55

推推夥伴DICK 17.5*4 cm^2

約砲信到底都怎麼打的？ - 成人話題討論

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