約炮踩到雷後...? - 成人話題討論

By Blanche
at 2015-10-25T03:42
at 2015-10-25T03:42
Table of Contents
魯妹最愛回這種文了
前面都是男生回 換魯妹來回個
男生踩到雷 難道女生就不會嗎!!!
魯妹偶爾會踩雷啊啊
先來說說男生
男生通常的雷有
1.身材
2.顏值
3.技巧
通常有1跟2 3就無所謂
但是身材其實跟體重關係性較小
反而跟「身形」比較有關(魯妹重訓後的結論)
然後顏值是個人喜好所以很難有標準
但是至少皮膚乾淨漂亮是一個重點
然後身上乾淨清爽 顏值當然有加分
技巧的話…有的男生喜歡清純女生
但魯妹自知無法走清純路線
所以大多走色女路線(本性如此)
當然男生其實大多也蠻吃這一套的
通常有加分
女生的話
眉眉角角就很多了
1.長相
2.身材
3.屌大小、粗細、形狀(這其實可以分成三項了)
4.技巧
5.體力
6.人品
7.其他
1、2不用說
不過也有像魯妹一樣喜歡帥氣大叔的>\\\<
不過基本上高瘦帥哥都還是吃啦
3則是必要吧
魯妹是不喜歡太大(16、17cm以上)也不愛太粗(4.5cm以上)
每個女生不一樣
然後因為陰道形狀不同 喜歡的屌型也不同
上彎、下彎、直屌之類的
4的話
如果挑逗技巧很好
其實根本不用進去女生就瀕臨高潮
女生其實是很感覺的動物(?)
5是體力 其實可以用技巧彌補
不過太差還是不行
從頭到尾叫女生搖的那種不及格XD
(就是雷啦)
6這個人品呢
就是不要嘴賤
愛幹又愛嫌 什麼都能嫌
不然就是丟包之類的
很缺德
或是長相真的普通然後把自己說得很像金城武二號
7這個其他 因人而異
魯妹我大概是黑框眼鏡、漂亮眼睛、手指跟白皮膚
看到這四個
魯妹根本啊嘶
尤其如果又是有點肚肚或是竹竿的斯文男
前面條件根本忽略不計
直接騎上去搖到他也爽到呻吟
也是常有的事>\\<
來分享魯妹遇到的幾個雷
一、體力不佳 要魯妹從頭到尾在上面搖
二、一進來就射
但是如果動幾下就射反而有點可愛>\\<
三、愛幹又愛嫌
嫌魯妹奶小又龍 真是對不起啊
魯妹都老實承認自己是龍了
四、射不出來
幹超過半小時根本是酷刑
五、身材不佳影響到屌大小
其實男生這很少 除非真的很胖很胖
那個屌縮進去 我真的無法
六、沒前戲
七、死魚樣(不爽樣)
對不起哦本妹就是龍
上面砲火猛烈
來補個西斯點
在車上幫男人口交真是太色了
狹小的空間 怕被發現的緊張
射出來幾乎都只能吞下去>\\\<
愛死了 <3
本妹長相是龍身材是龍
又喜歡吃斯文男性
拜託大家不要再幻想魯妹是正妹了
SOD是不存在滴
你們只會幻滅而已!!!
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