約炮訣竅? - 成人話題討論

By Olivia
at 2017-03-16T15:57
at 2017-03-16T15:57
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在幾年以前微信剛開始進入台灣的時候
強者我朋友(真的不是本人後面會提本人心得)
因為空虛寂寞想打砲,就開始他瘋狂約砲(搖搖手機)之旅
他可以在他補習GMAT的時候不認真上課,認真搖手機
一天至少發了300多封,從最一開始的hi然後不斷的被打槍
到後面進化成
[你吃拉麵會被麵打到臉嗎?]
[你喜歡吃米粉湯嗎?]
[你有吃過桑葉嗎?]
等等
這種極其無聊又白爛的開頭
換了這種開頭之後就有人回
之後還真的給他約到幾個
我們一開始還半信半疑
直到他給我們看了他做愛的候的照片我們才真的相信有這件事
後來他有說他的心得
因為都用這種很白爛的開頭去吸引注意
有些人看了真的會因為太白爛而回
有了回應至少是好的開始
接下來就是看個人能力了
他現在進化到用FB,FB不是有推薦好友的欄位會跳出來
看到有興趣的就直接密,也是用上面的開頭
這樣還是讓他持續有約到
BTW 我個人覺得他顏值普通 可是他都自稱東區梁朝偉....
錢也沒有,可是不斷有妹可以約,有砲可以打
不過他發的基數很恐怖就對了,一天至少300通起跳
也是亂槍打鳥型的
小弟我後來也有學他,可是我的基數是他的1%吧
可能基數太少,沒有半個回應
有一天氣到
就直接把頭像換成我之前念書的德國室友照片
然後去室友的FB抓幾張生活照來
德國室友就是標準的高加索人種
身高190 壯碩然後金髮碧眼
換了之後我一整天手機沒停過,訊息少說300個起跳...
一天之後我就默默的把skXXt 蜜蜂這些軟體刪掉了
結論就是如果沒有一天300封的毅力
還是下輩子投胎當外國人來台灣好了
西斯點就....我都沒約過了哪有西斯點
你想要聽左手跟右手的故事嗎??
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