約炮約到龍 - 成人話題討論

By Ivy
at 2016-03-30T01:49

Table of Contents

原文太生氣恕刪
大家安安
有沒有想念魯妹啊（沒人想妳）

魯妹最近有了新的打工
（也是跟西斯玩具有關的打工啊顆顆顆有機會繼續寫開箱文）
忙到差點變成魯到發黑的滷味

但，身為神龍的魯妹看到這個，忍不住就來回一下

想著往事，目屎就落袂離（臺語）

對
魯妹發生過一個很荒謬的故事
講來給客官笑笑

這是發生在大概兩年以前的事情

有個汪X認識的男生

要約我

我真的沒隱瞞身材
我的確是龍
我說過
看過沒修圖的照片
還看過我洗澡視訊勒

結果
打砲的時候
（而且還是他要魯妹搭高鐵去南部找他哦喂）

對方竟然說
看到我就軟

然後就要求要用後背式
接著他…他、他就開了A片然後……

我每次想到這段往事
都想說

其實你做不下去這樣更糟糕吧
你只差沒把筆電放在我背上了啊哈哈哈哈哈
（笑炸）

是說來
補充我看到有人回應的說不報身高體重這件事情

但其實魯妹認為身高體重這東西有點不公平
因為如果有在運動也有可能是肌肉
（貼心提醒：魯妹拿自己做範例，最底下有未修圖的圖，害怕的就別開了直接跳過吧～）

我身高158
體重七字頭
但是實際上看起來大概是65-70之間

好啦還在努力不能再耍廢不去健身房了
希望能夠變成%%聲非常響的妹子啊哈哈哈

像魯妹個人是覺得扣除掉過度假的假奶
Nicki Minaj的身材根本性感得啊嘶啊

有沒有人跟魯妹所見略同的XDDD

最底下圖片請小心

http://i.imgur.com/Qpi0rff.jpg

謝謝大家收看

圖片嚇死你了（？）

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All Comments

By Agatha
at 2016-03-31T01:49

我... 行

By Una
at 2016-04-01T01:48

加油運動唷～要堅持

By Olivia
at 2016-04-02T01:48

照片莫名的好赤裸喔XDD

By Emma
at 2016-04-03T01:47

可拉要不要先吃滷味

By Annie
at 2016-04-04T01:47

極品啊~~~

By Jessica
at 2016-04-05T01:46

性感，nicki我可以

By Oliver
at 2016-04-06T01:46

原波誠實很久了快去投C

By Ethan
at 2016-04-07T01:45

這個讚！！抱起來的感覺一定超優的<3

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-04-08T01:45

推魯妹

By Agnes
at 2016-04-09T01:44

我著實吃了一斤

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-04-10T01:44

想妳~~捏

By Yedda
at 2016-04-11T01:43

姐150cm/43kg時也有遇過硬不起來的啊（苦主鄉民就不細
說了

By Kama
at 2016-04-12T01:43

看起來還是七十阿, 凹什麼有運動, 不過皮膚白加分

By Delia
at 2016-04-13T01:42

好想妳，終於出現啦！專頁也冰箱一陣子了><

By Kama
at 2016-04-14T01:41

跟我身型一樣XD 但我不敢拍照>< 不敢面對自己r

By Tom
at 2016-04-15T01:41

不管怎樣，運動都是好的。魯妹身材很ok呀

By Oscar
at 2016-04-16T01:40

還好

By Vanessa
at 2016-04-17T01:40

我可以!!!!

By Frederica
at 2016-04-18T01:39

我覺得還好耶我能接受最重要的還是臉吧

By Agnes
at 2016-04-19T01:39

我遇過才10cm又超肥宅的，還直接說我很胖，也是超級幹
的！

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-04-20T01:38

QAQ 很棒啊

By Selena
at 2016-04-21T01:38

超沒水準愛約又愛嫌原po怎麼沒有當場用奶把電腦打飛

By Franklin
at 2016-04-22T01:37

真的很可以臉可愛就夠了

By Audriana
at 2016-04-23T01:37

我認識妳欸

By Agnes
at 2016-04-24T01:36

己寄信

By Sandy
at 2016-04-25T01:36

原PO我愛妳啊!!!!

By Necoo
at 2016-04-26T01:35

幫QQ

By Aaliyah
at 2016-04-27T01:35

這，我吃的下欸，，比我前女友小隻欸

By Susan
at 2016-04-28T01:34

難道這是...波多野結e 他妹波多野結c ?？

By Xanthe
at 2016-04-29T01:33

這看不出來有運動……可能每個人標準不一樣吧

By Irma
at 2016-04-30T01:33

還好吧也沒有說很龍啊

By Cara
at 2016-05-01T01:32

這體重我可以，還很愛 >\\\<

By Belly
at 2016-05-02T01:32

老實說原po是支潛力股耶，如果真的瘦下來的話應該很
多人想追

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-05-03T01:31

偶想魯妹選我選我

By Dora
at 2016-05-04T01:31

不要瘦，這樣剛剛好 >\\\\<

By Erin
at 2016-05-05T01:30

不用瘦阿已寄信

By Una
at 2016-05-06T01:30

從長遠來看還是瘦一點會比較健康

By Michael
at 2016-05-07T01:29

還好吧

By Mason
at 2016-05-08T01:29

他不懂得妳的美味

By Dorothy
at 2016-05-09T01:28

還好吧沒很龍

By Ophelia
at 2016-05-10T01:28

應該好人做到底，幫他掛號

By Rosalind
at 2016-05-11T01:27

有肉超爽啊！！

By Hamiltion
at 2016-05-12T01:27

你加油

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-05-13T01:26

只有我看到大腿上的hcg就無法停止關注它是怎麼來的
嗎

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-05-14T01:25

不錯啊，肉感十足，搖起來應該很銷魂

By Robert
at 2016-05-15T01:25

運動吧每天都進步一點你很棒的加油

By Daniel
at 2016-05-16T01:24

根本就是沒到龍啊，那男的是有問題哦

By Quintina
at 2016-05-17T01:24

如果妳是龍，那我肯定就是那騎士

By John
at 2016-05-18T01:23

很可愛啊~!!

By Kumar
at 2016-05-19T01:23

身高體重參考用，我40kg還不是被說肉肉的。

By Wallis
at 2016-05-20T01:22

吼吼吼不錯啊挺可愛的！

By Audriana
at 2016-05-21T01:22

請回信吧

By Gary
at 2016-05-22T01:21

回我

By Enid
at 2016-05-23T01:21

勇氣推！

By Mia
at 2016-05-24T01:20

有自信的龍是好事

By Eden
at 2016-05-25T01:20

是微風旁的情趣公司嗎?

By Ophelia
at 2016-05-26T01:19

聽說一直啪啪啪可以減肥。我願意幫你

By Ina
at 2016-05-27T01:19

我超愛

By Joe
at 2016-05-28T01:18

我可以

By Yuri
at 2016-05-29T01:17

是龍沒錯啊！

By Kyle
at 2016-05-30T01:17

我可以

By Anonymous
at 2016-05-31T01:16

選我選我~

By Edith
at 2016-06-01T01:16

勇氣推QQ

By Lauren
at 2016-06-02T01:15

這可以也是有點厲害……

By Dinah
at 2016-06-03T01:15

其實還可以阿，還在肉感的範圍內吧@@？

By Gilbert
at 2016-06-04T01:14

已寄信請回我

By Charlotte
at 2016-06-05T01:14

老實說，不差阿別自卑

By Robert
at 2016-06-06T01:13

閃開，我來，選我選我

By Caroline
at 2016-06-07T01:13

單挑寄了回我

By Charlotte
at 2016-06-08T01:12

誠實推，不過健身有成的歐美妹子真的超性
感

By Noah
at 2016-06-09T01:12

感覺還不錯

By Mason
at 2016-06-10T01:11

這還好吧。不算是龍吧

By Ursula
at 2016-06-11T01:11

每個人對龍的定義不一樣你我可以

By Vanessa
at 2016-06-12T01:10

吃過更大隻的...

By Eartha
at 2016-06-13T01:09

這個我可以

By Dora
at 2016-06-14T01:09

妳應該是胖,但是沒胸部類型的

By Edwina
at 2016-06-15T01:08

我...誠心做好做滿！妳我可以

By Isabella
at 2016-06-16T01:08

他誇張了！

By Selena
at 2016-06-17T01:07

還不錯啊

By Harry
at 2016-06-18T01:07

妳有我夢寐以求的翹臀！！！

By Frederic
at 2016-06-19T01:06

妳！我超可以的>\\\<已寄信

By Mason
at 2016-06-20T01:06

別寄給我
平安喜樂

By Linda
at 2016-06-21T01:05

龍中霸主!!!

By Lily
at 2016-06-22T01:05

的確是淺力股

By Charlotte
at 2016-06-23T01:04

選我選我

By Hazel
at 2016-06-24T01:04

我可以

By Caroline
at 2016-06-25T01:03

加油打腫他的臉

By Olive
at 2016-06-26T01:03

健身給推

By Leila
at 2016-06-27T01:02

我應該可以

By Erin
at 2016-06-28T01:01

原po好誠實推～

By Elma
at 2016-06-29T01:01

我覺得我好像認識妳唉

By Candice
at 2016-06-30T01:00

怎感覺在很多交友軟體看過

By Cara
at 2016-07-01T01:00

感動啊。誠心誠意的。祝妳成功

By Aaliyah
at 2016-07-02T00:59

除了腿其他的我可以

By Olga
at 2016-07-03T00:59

我也在努力深蹲變翹臀!! 一起加油><

By Kumar
at 2016-07-04T00:58

好俏的屁股

By Puput
at 2016-07-05T00:58

寄了回我

By Necoo
at 2016-07-06T00:57

今天吃宵夜呀？

By Jack
at 2016-07-07T00:57

說真的我可以來找我吧

By Emily
at 2016-07-08T00:56

給妳推，繼續保持自信的妳

By Ophelia
at 2016-07-09T00:56

我可以交給我

By Ursula
at 2016-07-10T00:55

已經寄信

By Rosalind
at 2016-07-11T00:55

為什麼沒回我信

By Hardy
at 2016-07-12T00:54

我可以回我

By Puput
at 2016-07-13T00:53

X. 你們是多餓

By Connor
at 2016-07-14T00:53

好像我同事喔

By Dora
at 2016-07-15T00:52

閱已硬

By Mason
at 2016-07-16T00:52

下！...

By Candice
at 2016-07-17T00:51

樓下請給分

By Margaret
at 2016-07-18T00:51

幹看到筆電真的笑出來，趕緊假裝咳嗽帶過

By Aaliyah
at 2016-07-19T00:50

對自己要有自信，加油

By Margaret
at 2016-07-20T00:50

有新信件還沒看

By Isla
at 2016-07-21T00:49

我可以真的

By Daniel
at 2016-07-22T00:49

噢噢噢噢噢噢

By Iris
at 2016-07-23T00:48

我可以

By Jack
at 2016-07-24T00:48

瘦了一定很正

By Kama
at 2016-07-25T00:47

妳沒問題，我行的

By Jake
at 2016-07-26T00:47

我可以

By Olga
at 2016-07-27T00:46

有自信不假掰，推

By Irma
at 2016-07-28T00:45

補推

By Genevieve
at 2016-07-29T00:45

好久不見～

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-07-30T00:44

欣賞你!只是照片會不會臉有點多(小擔心

By Daph Bay
at 2016-07-31T00:44

有空要常回來

By Heather
at 2016-08-01T00:43

我可以~><~

By Ina
at 2016-08-02T00:43

硬了

By Joe
at 2016-08-03T00:42

有自信重要的多了

By Dinah
at 2016-08-04T00:42

推個

By Delia
at 2016-08-05T00:41

露臉絕對推，比一堆假鬼假怪的女神好一百倍XD

By Ursula
at 2016-08-06T00:41

CD完補推

By Sarah
at 2016-08-07T00:40

有自信才是真正的美～加油：)

By Yuri
at 2016-08-08T00:40

有自信才是重點

By Ingrid
at 2016-08-09T00:39

確實不用凹有運動這種肌肉量不會影響體重視覺比例

By Genevieve
at 2016-08-10T00:39

我的身材跟妳差不多男友還是吃得很開心啊

By Olivia
at 2016-08-11T00:38

不過都給真實照片還臨陣退縮確實是沒啥好抱怨的

By Irma
at 2016-08-12T00:37

笨男人～女人就是要稍微有一點肉啪啪啪才爽啊！

By Eartha
at 2016-08-13T00:37

不能只有我看到

By Emily
at 2016-08-14T00:36

這個程度還可以接受

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-08-15T00:36

這個%起來應該神爽

By Leila
at 2016-08-16T00:35

推你露臉又誠實

By Liam
at 2016-08-17T00:35

讚拉

By Lauren
at 2016-08-18T00:34

加油

By Mia
at 2016-08-19T00:34

西斯突然變溫馨了

By Liam
at 2016-08-20T00:33

可惡，我完全可以不會軟，給我一次機會約妳

By Lauren
at 2016-08-21T00:33

求回信

By Andy
at 2016-08-22T00:32

我還在想要不要點圖片

By Enid
at 2016-08-23T00:32

各位閃開我來

By Emily
at 2016-08-24T00:31

要有自信我女朋友也差不多這樣身材我也吃得很開心XDD

By Steve
at 2016-08-25T00:31

龍

By Michael
at 2016-08-26T00:30

這不算龍，龍是很可怕的

By Joe
at 2016-08-27T00:29

選我啦！我完全可以！有肉讚讚！

By Ula
at 2016-08-28T00:29

約我約我約我

By George
at 2016-08-29T00:28

首次龍騎士出征就給妳了(逃)

By Catherine
at 2016-08-30T00:28

我可以，求回信~

By Caitlin
at 2016-08-31T00:27

這我可以跟我女友差不多阿

By Harry
at 2016-09-01T00:27

吃不下

By Hazel
at 2016-09-02T00:26

妳一定沒看過真正的龍

By Kumar
at 2016-09-03T00:26

其實還好啦~

By Adele
at 2016-09-04T00:25

你比一些明明龍還假掰的女生正面太多不過以後還是放聰
明點

By David
at 2016-09-05T00:25

不會很差阿！

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-09-06T00:24

完全可以！要約可找我！

By Gary
at 2016-09-07T00:24

行 100分

By Andy
at 2016-09-08T00:23

還可以阿，肉肉的挺可愛

By Yedda
at 2016-09-09T00:23

超正DER 樓下上

By Elizabeth
at 2016-09-10T00:22

胃口好的勇者還是挺多的龍無所謂只要有洞就好

By Susan
at 2016-09-11T00:21

喜歡

By Olivia
at 2016-09-12T00:21

我我我！我可以…（舉手

By Olivia
at 2016-09-13T00:20

這可以好厲害

By Eartha
at 2016-09-14T00:20

其實很優啊OAO

By John
at 2016-09-15T00:19

潛力股+1

By Kelly
at 2016-09-16T00:19

每任女友都跟原Po差不多,現在光聽到都害
怕

By Mason
at 2016-09-17T00:18

我可以……

By Emma
at 2016-09-18T00:18

你們這些壞蛋！案！不能只有我看到！

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-09-19T00:17

推好心我有避開你的圖

By Jacob
at 2016-09-20T00:17

我可以

By Isla
at 2016-09-21T00:16

你這頂多暮光幼龍而已真正恐怖的是亞歷史卓莎

By Dinah
at 2016-09-22T00:16

我可以，選我選我

By Ursula
at 2016-09-23T00:15

眼睛勾人～羨慕妳的自信；3

By Gary
at 2016-09-24T00:15

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-09-25T00:14

我可以呀><....我的菜=ˇ=

By Olive
at 2016-09-26T00:13

加油有點腰身了

By Liam
at 2016-09-27T00:13

原po是我的菜，請回我，謝謝

By Regina
at 2016-09-28T00:12

其實水水這張我覺得我可以……

By Hedda
at 2016-09-29T00:12

這樣哪算龍？看到會軟？太扯了 …

By Michael
at 2016-09-30T00:11

天啊超可口的好嗎......

By Elma
at 2016-10-01T00:11

其實還好啦，不算太胖

By Harry
at 2016-10-02T00:10

有自信給推

By Joseph
at 2016-10-03T00:10

肥美的肉妹選我選我

By Freda
at 2016-10-04T00:09

我可以！

By Ida
at 2016-10-05T00:09

跟蘋果圖來比瘦真多。

By Agnes
at 2016-10-06T00:08

笑死說可以的是認真的嗎

By Connor
at 2016-10-07T00:08

勇氣可嘉

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-10-08T00:07

我喜歡原po，來找我吧

By Kyle
at 2016-10-09T00:07

說真的...我可以!!!

By Thomas
at 2016-10-10T00:06

我超愛這種

By Sarah
at 2016-10-11T00:05

你這個肌力訓練配合一點節制飲食應該就好了

By Ethan
at 2016-10-12T00:05

我可以

By Poppy
at 2016-10-13T00:04

我可以，請回信來單挑唷！！！

By Rosalind
at 2016-10-14T00:04

眼熟

By Selena
at 2016-10-15T00:03

寄了回我

By Daph Bay
at 2016-10-16T00:03

43公斤胖嗎

By Dinah
at 2016-10-17T00:02

我的菜耶~

By Edith
at 2016-10-18T00:02

你瘦時應該是個正妹

By Christine
at 2016-10-19T00:01

夠魯推推

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-10-20T00:01

加油！等你發表肌肉成果展

By Joe
at 2016-10-21T00:00

胯下一包（被打）我有個伴155/80我也吃的下了（菸

約炮約到龍 - 成人話題討論

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