約炮的起點 - 成人話題討論

By George
at 2017-11-25T19:59
at 2017-11-25T19:59
Table of Contents
先說我是男的,腦充的男生不要再寄信來約了
每天收到一堆站內信,然後發現都男的實在是很OX
※ 引述《MrChao (醉後大丈夫)》之銘言:
約跑的起點就是這裡
沒錯真得就是西斯板
比起板上常推的約跑神器 我成功都是在西斯板約到
也有嘗試過那些神器 但 T 開頭的神器約出來的女生
聊聊後 發現她們都想找男友 自然就不好意思耽誤人家
某 B 開頭的神器更妙 約到 10 個有 9 個是香港人 (哪招阿)
言歸正傳
印象很深是一天下班晚間 我像平日一般上來逛板
突然被水球擊中 問說 "要約嗎 ?"
因為先前實在收到太多腦充阿宅的約跑信
所以一開始還以為大概有 87% 的機會又是某個精蟲充腦的阿宅
連文章都不會看就亂寄信水球想約
因為一切都太不真實了
所以確認對方是女生後又問了句 "你不是詐騙吧"
被回說詐騙集團哪會上批踢踢約跑啦
想想也是 自己真是笨透了 XD
然後
然後就這樣約到了
人生第一次約跑成就 get
--
每天收到一堆站內信,然後發現都男的實在是很OX
※ 引述《MrChao (醉後大丈夫)》之銘言:
約跑的起點就是這裡
沒錯真得就是西斯板
比起板上常推的約跑神器 我成功都是在西斯板約到
也有嘗試過那些神器 但 T 開頭的神器約出來的女生
聊聊後 發現她們都想找男友 自然就不好意思耽誤人家
某 B 開頭的神器更妙 約到 10 個有 9 個是香港人 (哪招阿)
言歸正傳
印象很深是一天下班晚間 我像平日一般上來逛板
突然被水球擊中 問說 "要約嗎 ?"
因為先前實在收到太多腦充阿宅的約跑信
所以一開始還以為大概有 87% 的機會又是某個精蟲充腦的阿宅
連文章都不會看就亂寄信水球想約
因為一切都太不真實了
所以確認對方是女生後又問了句 "你不是詐騙吧"
被回說詐騙集團哪會上批踢踢約跑啦
想想也是 自己真是笨透了 XD
然後
然後就這樣約到了
人生第一次約跑成就 get
--
Tags:
成人
All Comments

By Joseph
at 2017-11-28T14:11
at 2017-11-28T14:11

By Brianna
at 2017-12-01T08:23
at 2017-12-01T08:23

By Harry
at 2017-12-04T02:34
at 2017-12-04T02:34

By Zanna
at 2017-12-06T20:46
at 2017-12-06T20:46

By Joseph
at 2017-12-09T14:58
at 2017-12-09T14:58

By Agnes
at 2017-12-12T09:09
at 2017-12-12T09:09

By Agnes
at 2017-12-15T03:21
at 2017-12-15T03:21

By Jack
at 2017-12-17T21:33
at 2017-12-17T21:33

By Xanthe
at 2017-12-20T15:44
at 2017-12-20T15:44

By Ursula
at 2017-12-23T09:56
at 2017-12-23T09:56

By Kama
at 2017-12-26T04:08
at 2017-12-26T04:08

By Gilbert
at 2017-12-28T22:20
at 2017-12-28T22:20

By Steve
at 2017-12-31T16:31
at 2017-12-31T16:31

By Bennie
at 2018-01-03T10:43
at 2018-01-03T10:43

By Puput
at 2018-01-06T04:55
at 2018-01-06T04:55

By Zora
at 2018-01-08T23:06
at 2018-01-08T23:06

By John
at 2018-01-11T17:18
at 2018-01-11T17:18

By Carol
at 2018-01-14T11:30
at 2018-01-14T11:30

By Hamiltion
at 2018-01-17T05:41
at 2018-01-17T05:41

By Mason
at 2018-01-19T23:53
at 2018-01-19T23:53

By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-01-22T18:05
at 2018-01-22T18:05

By Edwina
at 2018-01-25T12:17
at 2018-01-25T12:17

By Harry
at 2018-01-28T06:28
at 2018-01-28T06:28

By Sandy
at 2018-01-31T00:40
at 2018-01-31T00:40

By Eartha
at 2018-02-02T18:52
at 2018-02-02T18:52

By Kelly
at 2018-02-05T13:03
at 2018-02-05T13:03

By Oliver
at 2018-02-08T07:15
at 2018-02-08T07:15

By Franklin
at 2018-02-11T01:27
at 2018-02-11T01:27

By Callum
at 2018-02-13T19:38
at 2018-02-13T19:38

By Candice
at 2018-02-16T13:50
at 2018-02-16T13:50

By Quintina
at 2018-02-19T08:02
at 2018-02-19T08:02

By Barb Cronin
at 2018-02-22T02:14
at 2018-02-22T02:14

By Thomas
at 2018-02-24T20:25
at 2018-02-24T20:25

By Freda
at 2018-02-27T14:37
at 2018-02-27T14:37

By Enid
at 2018-03-02T08:49
at 2018-03-02T08:49

By Andy
at 2018-03-05T03:00
at 2018-03-05T03:00

By Delia
at 2018-03-07T21:12
at 2018-03-07T21:12

By Lily
at 2018-03-10T15:24
at 2018-03-10T15:24

By Xanthe
at 2018-03-13T09:35
at 2018-03-13T09:35

By Rachel
at 2018-03-16T03:47
at 2018-03-16T03:47

By Ethan
at 2018-03-18T21:59
at 2018-03-18T21:59

By Queena
at 2018-03-21T16:11
at 2018-03-21T16:11

By Madame
at 2018-03-24T10:22
at 2018-03-24T10:22

By Hamiltion
at 2018-03-27T04:34
at 2018-03-27T04:34

By Edward Lewis
at 2018-03-29T22:46
at 2018-03-29T22:46

By Rachel
at 2018-04-01T16:57
at 2018-04-01T16:57

By Bennie
at 2018-04-04T11:09
at 2018-04-04T11:09

By Tracy
at 2018-04-07T05:21
at 2018-04-07T05:21

By Hedda
at 2018-04-09T23:32
at 2018-04-09T23:32

By Jake
at 2018-04-12T17:44
at 2018-04-12T17:44

By Linda
at 2018-04-15T11:56
at 2018-04-15T11:56
Related Posts
禁尻一個月是什麼感覺?

By Linda
at 2017-11-25T19:11
at 2017-11-25T19:11
真的有女森4~6個月才做一次嗎?

By Zenobia
at 2017-11-25T18:56
at 2017-11-25T18:56
女學生露乳挺高雄同志遊行 高喊「Free t

By Liam
at 2017-11-25T18:51
at 2017-11-25T18:51
約炮的起點

By Elizabeth
at 2017-11-25T15:51
at 2017-11-25T15:51
約到後被放鳥的通通站出來

By Genevieve
at 2017-11-25T13:01
at 2017-11-25T13:01