約炮會在意口袋深不深嗎? - 成人話題討論

By Una
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我是沒在管口袋深不深啦,只在乎臉好不好看,會不會太瘦太胖之類的,不過遇到某些時
候,好像也是有遇過跟口袋深淺有些關聯性的狀況…
之前遇過一個口袋比食道還深的,那時候他剛考到駕照,他爸就幫他把原有車位的左右兩
格再買下來
我記得那時候聽到三個車位600,就很好奇的問他開什麼車,他還故作神秘的說:「改天
你看到就知道了」
喔對…在看到他的車之前,我一直覺得他在豪洨我,因為我跟他出門永遠都是機車、公車
、捷運、計程車,直到某天去他家打完炮,真的很好奇…到底是他車子太好怕被A到,才
多買車位?還是他技術差到會A到別人的車,才要多買@@?
他帶我去地下室看他的車後…
我忍不住的說:「你的車比1個車位還便宜欸…」
好啦,,管他開什麼車,這一點都不重要!!!重要的是下面好用就好XD
而且跟他出去,他也不會就只是純打炮,也會帶我去吃東西、看電影的,挺不錯的!
另外一個例子,則是口袋比我陰道還淺的…
要去開房間的時候,在櫃檯前面開始…………
請參考以下畫面
https://pse.is/BUEF2
嗯…各種翻找後說:「我好像沒帶皮夾」
抱歉,夠帥的話我可以出房間錢!!!
但是不夠帥…還想要我出房間錢的話是不可能的!!!!
所以我回:「沒關係,下次再約吧」
接著就是見證奇蹟的時刻了,原本怎麼找都找不到的小淘氣皮夾,居然在我說完那句話後
,就出現了呢…真是俏皮啊………
話說回來…到目前為止,房間錢AA的有過,但能讓我全出的,好像只有三個人欸XD
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候,好像也是有遇過跟口袋深淺有些關聯性的狀況…
之前遇過一個口袋比食道還深的,那時候他剛考到駕照,他爸就幫他把原有車位的左右兩
格再買下來
我記得那時候聽到三個車位600,就很好奇的問他開什麼車,他還故作神秘的說:「改天
你看到就知道了」
喔對…在看到他的車之前,我一直覺得他在豪洨我,因為我跟他出門永遠都是機車、公車
、捷運、計程車,直到某天去他家打完炮,真的很好奇…到底是他車子太好怕被A到,才
多買車位?還是他技術差到會A到別人的車,才要多買@@?
他帶我去地下室看他的車後…
我忍不住的說:「你的車比1個車位還便宜欸…」
好啦,,管他開什麼車,這一點都不重要!!!重要的是下面好用就好XD
而且跟他出去,他也不會就只是純打炮,也會帶我去吃東西、看電影的,挺不錯的!
另外一個例子,則是口袋比我陰道還淺的…
要去開房間的時候,在櫃檯前面開始…………
請參考以下畫面
https://pse.is/BUEF2
嗯…各種翻找後說:「我好像沒帶皮夾」
抱歉,夠帥的話我可以出房間錢!!!
但是不夠帥…還想要我出房間錢的話是不可能的!!!!
所以我回:「沒關係,下次再約吧」
接著就是見證奇蹟的時刻了,原本怎麼找都找不到的小淘氣皮夾,居然在我說完那句話後
,就出現了呢…真是俏皮啊………
話說回來…到目前為止,房間錢AA的有過,但能讓我全出的,好像只有三個人欸XD
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