約炮推銷話術 - 成人話題討論

Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2019-05-25T13:27

Table of Contents

「青菜蘿蔔各有所好,但我就是喜歡帥的。」



從小妹第一天出來走跳到現在,
每當被問起:「妳喜歡哪一型的?」「妳的菜是哪一種?」



我的回答永遠是:「帥的。」



然後對方就會開始loop:「帥可是小屌怎麼辦?」
「技巧不重要嗎?」「size不重要嗎?」「體力不重要嗎?」



最後再開大絕丟一句:
「小妹妹就是小妹妹,只看臉不懂享受,技巧尺寸體力都不重要。」



挖咧幹你老師^^



以前我都笑笑聽聽就好,現在的我都直接撿到槍開嘴:
「長得帥的,技巧不會比你爛,屌不會比你小,體力也不會比你差,那我選你幹嘛?」
「你的技巧有比百人斬的好嗎?屌有20公分嗎?體力有比籃球隊長好嗎?」



然後就被封鎖了,嘻嘻。



當然出來走跳每個人都有自己的優勢,
不是只有好看的人可以約到砲,更多的是靠其他長處約翻天的強者,
有些人靠前面大包,有些人靠後面大包,有些人靠嘴砲撩妹,有些人靠溫柔體貼。



就像小妹自認沒臉蛋沒身材沒技術,只能靠幹話跟嘴砲。
我也不會跟人家說:「長的正就好?身材好就好?」
「叫聲跟鴨子一樣也可以?」「跟死魚一樣也可以?」「吹喇叭都用牙齒刮也可以?」



拜託,長的正、身材好的,人家吹的喇叭、搖的會比我少嗎?技巧怎麼可能差。
同理,長得帥的,妹子都不知道幹幾百個了、重訓也沒少做,技術體力怎麼可能輸。



挖苦別人來抬舉自己,這種約炮推銷話術真d不ok,行銷管理重修好嗎?妹子不會領情的

各位剛出來走跳的菜雞,請引以為戒。



補個西斯點,



沒有西斯點,好久沒ii了QAQ
拍了一張啊嘿顏給男友也是不為所動。
幫QQ



刪啊嘿顏照惹,補上低尺度不知所云也沒有身材的身材照,抱歉QQ
https://i.imgur.com/aJ8e61h.jpg

--
Tags: 成人

All Comments

Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2019-05-27T06:56
404 Not Found
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2019-05-29T00:26
2樓帥爆
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2019-05-30T17:55
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2019-06-01T11:24
這個啊嘿臉好有笑果
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2019-06-03T04:54
的確會想你在銃啥=w=
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2019-06-04T22:23
真的是衝三....毀
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2019-06-06T15:52
你484貓大
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2019-06-08T09:22
妳喜歡帥的是吧? 那抱歉浪費妳時間了
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2019-06-10T02:51
這是在宿舍吧期末壓力大齁
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2019-06-11T20:20
這個母湯
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2019-06-13T13:50
寄了回我
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-06-15T07:19
真可愛XD
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2019-06-17T00:48
居然有男友了?
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2019-06-18T18:18
(ー_ー)!!
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2019-06-20T11:47
我還真的不為所動
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2019-06-22T05:17
看起來真的壓力很大
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2019-06-23T22:46
阿嘿顏http://i.imgur.com/8F2ID7u.jpg
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2019-06-25T16:15
好像有看到蛀牙@@
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2019-06-27T09:45
眼睛好可怕
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2019-06-29T03:14
我是濃妝+9妹,不是+9勿站內(單押
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2019-06-30T20:43
蛀牙哥不行
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2019-07-02T14:13
樓上8+9妹
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2019-07-04T07:42
葡萄糖吃太多
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2019-07-06T01:11
寄了回我
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2019-07-07T18:41
看西斯學行銷長姿勢
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2019-07-09T12:10
+9手套可以站內嗎
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2019-07-11T05:39
你下巴能當叉子嗎?
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2019-07-12T23:09
+9妹推
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2019-07-14T16:38
麻煩回信
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2019-07-16T10:07
原po小奶我來
Una avatar
By Una
at 2019-07-18T03:37
妳忘記y._.y了
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2019-07-19T21:06
XD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2019-07-21T14:35
寇格魔!
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2019-07-23T08:05
後排蛀牙記得要看牙醫唷,臼齒都黑掉了
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2019-07-25T01:34
我喜歡奶大的
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2019-07-26T19:04
敢露臉就推囉嘻嘻
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2019-07-28T12:33
推一個誠實
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2019-07-30T06:02
旺旺死小孩XDD
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2019-07-31T23:32
中肯給推
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2019-08-02T17:01
幹這撿到火箭炮吧
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2019-08-04T10:30
陷阱妹
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2019-08-06T04:00
寄了
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2019-08-07T21:29
寄了 回我
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2019-08-09T14:58
大快人心,雖然我也是肥醜宅XD
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2019-08-11T08:28
衝惹
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2019-08-13T01:57
舌頭古錐
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2019-08-14T19:26
硬了硬了
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2019-08-16T12:56
我也是一律回帥的
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2019-08-18T06:25
推露臉<3
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2019-08-19T23:54
我也是說要正的
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2019-08-21T17:24
在宿舍ㄇ
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2019-08-23T10:53
你好帥
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2019-08-25T04:22
好新的宿舍
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2019-08-26T21:52
不約不行
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2019-08-28T15:21
嚇死..衝三咪
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2019-08-30T08:51
推這個
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2019-09-01T02:20
有笑有推
Una avatar
By Una
at 2019-09-02T19:49
你嚇到我了
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2019-09-04T13:19
你的黑顏跟要吐是沒什麼差別,當然不想理你
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2019-09-06T06:48
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2019-09-08T00:17
我覺得很可以哈哈哈
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2019-09-09T17:47
老實給推
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2019-09-11T11:16
妹紙好正
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2019-09-13T04:45
這居然沒爆
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2019-09-14T22:15
推 誠實中肯 正的帥的經驗值本來就高啦
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2019-09-16T15:44
這個拍慶慶
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2019-09-18T09:13
靠腰 原po說話真ㄎㄧㄤ 我喜番
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2019-09-20T02:43
要配上白眼
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2019-09-21T20:12
請收信
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2019-09-23T13:41
蠻有道理的哈哈哈哈哈
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2019-09-25T07:11
我還是去整形好了嗚嗚嗚嗚
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2019-09-27T00:40
露臉好狂
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2019-09-28T18:09
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2019-09-30T11:39
中肯推R
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2019-10-02T05:08
https://i.imgur.com/UcsGf5P.jpg
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-10-03T22:38
這個我不行 光是看到修成死白又濃妝豔抹的 嘔
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2019-10-05T16:07
這只能算是吐舌照不是阿黑顏
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2019-10-07T09:36
哈哈哈哈哈哈啊哈哈哈啊哈哈啊哈哈哈
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2019-10-09T03:06
有滑到給推
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2019-10-10T20:35
....讚友?
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2019-10-12T14:04
我以為點到抖音還有特效超屌
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2019-10-14T07:34
好可愛
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2019-10-16T01:03
回推文比較好笑
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2019-10-17T18:32
笑了
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2019-10-19T12:02
https://i.imgur.com/URKdn6R.gif
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2019-10-21T05:31
SUP應該很強
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2019-10-22T23:00
笑死 不過是事實
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2019-10-24T16:30
一堆來信說自己很大技巧很好真的看了要吐,嘔嘔嘔嘔嘔
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2019-10-26T09:59
幫QQ
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2019-10-28T03:28
我也撿到槍誒 你長這樣然後要找帥的 哈哈
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2019-10-29T20:58
夠脆喔妹妹
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2019-10-31T14:27
....
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2019-11-02T07:56
每天版上都馬一堆自我推銷文(聳肩
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2019-11-04T01:26
不過網路上不露臉比較好啦
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2019-11-05T18:55
好哦
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2019-11-07T12:25
嘻嘻
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2019-11-09T05:54
阿斯
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2019-11-10T23:23
沒西斯點是發心酸的?
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2019-11-12T16:53
跟男友喊話一下
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2019-11-14T10:22
......
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2019-11-16T03:51
我喜歡乾我愛的 廢話
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2019-11-17T21:21
另一邊肩膀是扛著轎子嗎
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2019-11-19T14:50
被發現惹><扛落去扛落去欸!
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2019-11-21T08:19
姐你穿這麼辣我會想跟你雙排lol==
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2019-11-23T01:49
看起來身材很棒阿 私臉照 謝謝!
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2019-11-24T19:18
反詐騙
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2019-11-26T12:47
豪。
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2019-11-28T06:17
沒跟到
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2019-11-29T23:46
主旨是??????
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2019-12-01T17:15
趕快寄信讓po終結寂寞生活
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2019-12-03T10:45
幽默風趣,推一個
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2019-12-05T04:14
有腰有推
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2019-12-06T21:43
推挖苦別人抬舉自己^^
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2019-12-08T15:13
這個好
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2019-12-10T08:42
有挑的本錢
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2019-12-12T02:12
有蟑螂躲在事業線裡面
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2019-12-13T19:41
這樣叫沒有身材
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2019-12-15T13:10
牙齒刮我笑了,給推
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2019-12-17T06:40
喔喔喔
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2019-12-19T00:09
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2019-12-20T17:38
我超帥
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2019-12-22T11:08
我也只愛正妹
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2019-12-24T04:37
这没身材 我嘘 反诈骗啊
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2019-12-25T22:06
無法再同意妳更多
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2019-12-27T15:36
看完照片我還是要說實話 一堆雷砲文的主角不少都是帥
哥 有奈米屌有技術差有一砲軟五次的 原po的觀點太偏
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2019-12-29T09:05
超正點的身材
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2019-12-31T02:34
還好我開頭都說自己矮短肥 之後再來個反差 有機會的
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2020-01-01T20:04
SUP給推,每次排都很難找到-_-
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2020-01-03T13:33
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2020-01-05T07:02
我在故我帥
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2020-01-07T00:32
難怪我都不需要太強就有人要XD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2020-01-08T18:01
小弟弟吧?
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2020-01-10T11:30
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2020-01-12T05:00
帥不帥看審美觀嘍 不過人本來就該有自信才會帥
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2020-01-13T22:29
妳看臉我享受
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2020-01-15T15:59
原po中肯XDDD
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2020-01-17T09:28
我的帥不在臉
James avatar
By James
at 2020-01-19T02:57
你的指南針可帶我導航嗎?嘻嘻
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2020-01-20T20:27
剛好 我就屬於帥的
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2020-01-22T13:56
XD
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2020-01-24T07:25
好吧稱讚我推回來
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2020-01-26T00:55
這真的撿到槍 寄了回我
David avatar
By David
at 2020-01-27T18:24
男友厲害
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2020-01-29T11:53
真的是人帥真好,人醜吃草=.=
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2020-01-31T05:23
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2020-02-01T22:52
所以我說那個阿黑顏的圖呢
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2020-02-03T16:21
我屌大無用 妳愛帥的
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2020-02-05T09:51
白抛拋推~
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2020-02-07T03:20
廢文
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2020-02-08T20:49
會爆
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2020-02-10T14:19
這身材很棒

8歲女童慘遭3度性侵 媽媽男友伸狼爪遭判9

Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2019-05-25T05:45
8歲女童慘遭3度性侵 媽媽男友伸狼爪遭判9年 https://udn.com/news/story/7317/3828261?from=udn-catelistnews_ch2 2019-05-22 17:37聯合報 記者曾健祐╱即時報導 桃園彭姓男子因連續4度酒駕入監服刑,但他出獄不到3個月就朝女友年 ...

洗澡籃遮下體 變裝狼潛入女大生浴室偷窺

Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2019-05-24T21:28
原文網址: 洗澡籃遮下體 變裝狼潛入女大生浴室偷窺 事敗被擒 | ETtoday大陸 | ETtoday新聞雲 https://www.ettoday.net/news/20190524/1452281.htm#ixzz5oqfNfkl5 Follow us: atETtodaynet on Twitter ...

那女孩對我收

Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2019-05-24T19:32
心很空 天很大 雲很重 我恨孤單 卻趕不走 捧著她的名字 她的喜怒哀樂 往前走 多久了 我個人心中只有一個寶貝 大家知道 她名字叫小潔 手機拿在左手 刷新動態守候 一報班 就約了 那女孩對我收 說她升級要費用 說所有顧客 讓她升級的不多 她漸漸掏空我 但是她並不曉得 錢包消瘦的我 每天努力工作著 那女孩對我 ...

搭車過隧道!噁男站身後「偷搓樂器」大噴

Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2019-05-24T18:21
搭車過隧道!噁男站身後「偷搓樂器」大噴發…她滿腳「全子孫」當場崩潰 記者朱世凱/綜合報導 搭地鐵驚見地上全是「子孫」! 香港一名網友在臉書貼文指出,今(23)日早上9點搭乘地鐵時 途中恰好經過了隧道,沒想到一名身穿深藍色衣服的男子 竟然悄悄躲在他朋友的女兒身後開始「玩弄樂器」 最後還直接噴發在無辜女孩的 ...

殺人犯、戀童犯男男戀 待牢中牢嘿咻

Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2019-05-24T17:28
殺人犯、戀童犯男男戀 待牢中牢嘿咻 國際中心/綜合報導 罪大惡極的嫌犯們被逮捕後,往往都會被關到監獄裡服刑,而英國兩大重刑犯,分別是殘忍至極的連續殺人犯波特和戀童犯胡克爾,兩人遭逮後被關進監獄裡,沒想到兩人卻因此發展出戀情,消息曝光後引起外界熱議。 根據外媒報導,連續殺人犯波特(Stephen Port ...