約炮失敗的原因 - 成人話題討論

By Bennie
at 2018-10-03T06:59
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當初跟Y連line都沒加
只靠站內信閒聊
見面前夕互相留號碼
方便聯系而已
在閒聊的過程裡
也沒聊些尺度大的
雖然說是要見面
也只說可以看看電影(非U2
喝下午茶(當然也不是去開房間喝
或是逛夜市這種一般的行程
所以呢
我完全不覺得這孩子
是抱著約炮的心態來的
在看電影的時候
Y的手就很不安份的放到我腿上
我雖然覺得有點不高興
但也沒直說
就只是換了姿勢坐
他就把手縮回去
原以為他很識相 不會再伸手過來
但沒過多久又出手了
這次換到我的後腰
Y接著說
「冷氣吹得頭好痛,等等我想找個地方泡澡」
我聽完後
在心裡的OS「明明是小頭癢吧…」
但我回應他的卻是「你不舒服就早點回家休息吧」
但他還是堅持要泡澡…
電影結束後
我跟他說我肚子餓了
想先找地方吃東西
他就帶我去美食街
然後說他早餐很晚才吃 還不餓
我說我要吃麥當勞
他還要我外帶 他頭很痛
想快點去泡澡
但我真的沒有想跟他打炮的意思
打算東西買好就找位置慢慢吃
接下來…要切入標題了
約炮失敗的原因在於…
我把托盤放在桌上
Y就自動的伸手
拿了我的薯條!!!
對肚子很餓的吃貨而言
Y犯了相當大的錯誤啊啊啊啊啊
怎麼可以吃我食物!!!!!!
我整個火都來了
快速解決麥香魚 大杯雪碧 冰炫風
完全沒顧及形象
一整個開始狼吞虎嚥
(其實我也沒什麼形象可言啦XD
吃完之後就叫他趕快回家休息
結果他還是堅持要泡澡…
我就很北爛的 同意陪他去泡澡
因為我要報薯條的仇!!!!!!
幹 敢吃我薯條
我就要讓你開了房間沒炮打
到了某商旅
他還在櫃檯前詢價
然後開始上網找團購券
這點非常值得稱讚
是個精打細算的好男人呢
但薯條之怒…
可不會因為這點而平息!!!
所以在進了房間之後
我趕他去泡澡
然後開始跟鄉民靠北薯條被吃的怒火!!!!!!
一說了又更生氣了
大概是醬子的生氣
https://i.imgur.com/tD75c4I.jpg

最後我就森七七的跟他說
不是女生跟你出來就是想給你幹
講好的事情裡 並不包含開房打炮
就算我本來就是個會約炮的人
但我討厭非計畫的事
如果你想打炮 見面前就直接講
這很難嗎?
然後他blah blah blah解釋完
我還是不給幹啦
薯條被吃了就是美送!!!
對吃貨來說
大概就是要先填飽肚子了
吃香腸/熱狗/雞雞/老二的機率才會提高(我不確定啦 哈哈
好啦 廢文看完了
準備好要看圖了嗎?
一大早的就不防雷了
https://i.imgur.com/s3R5Vh7.jpg

抱歉 我來亂的
真的好想吃薯條QAQ
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