約炮失敗的原因 - 成人話題討論

Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2018-10-03T06:59

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當初跟Y連line都沒加
只靠站內信閒聊
見面前夕互相留號碼
方便聯系而已

在閒聊的過程裡
也沒聊些尺度大的
雖然說是要見面
也只說可以看看電影(非U2
喝下午茶(當然也不是去開房間喝
或是逛夜市這種一般的行程

所以呢
我完全不覺得這孩子
是抱著約炮的心態來的

在看電影的時候
Y的手就很不安份的放到我腿上
我雖然覺得有點不高興
但也沒直說
就只是換了姿勢坐
他就把手縮回去
原以為他很識相 不會再伸手過來
但沒過多久又出手了
這次換到我的後腰

Y接著說
「冷氣吹得頭好痛,等等我想找個地方泡澡」

我聽完後
在心裡的OS「明明是小頭癢吧…」

但我回應他的卻是「你不舒服就早點回家休息吧」

但他還是堅持要泡澡…

電影結束後
我跟他說我肚子餓了
想先找地方吃東西
他就帶我去美食街
然後說他早餐很晚才吃 還不餓
我說我要吃麥當勞
他還要我外帶 他頭很痛
想快點去泡澡

但我真的沒有想跟他打炮的意思
打算東西買好就找位置慢慢吃

接下來…要切入標題了

約炮失敗的原因在於…











我把托盤放在桌上

Y就自動的伸手

拿了我的薯條!!!








對肚子很餓的吃貨而言
Y犯了相當大的錯誤啊啊啊啊啊
怎麼可以吃我食物!!!!!!

我整個火都來了
快速解決麥香魚 大杯雪碧 冰炫風
完全沒顧及形象
一整個開始狼吞虎嚥
(其實我也沒什麼形象可言啦XD

吃完之後就叫他趕快回家休息
結果他還是堅持要泡澡…

我就很北爛的 同意陪他去泡澡
因為我要報薯條的仇!!!!!!

幹 敢吃我薯條
我就要讓你開了房間沒炮打

到了某商旅
他還在櫃檯前詢價
然後開始上網找團購券
這點非常值得稱讚
是個精打細算的好男人呢
但薯條之怒…
可不會因為這點而平息!!!

所以在進了房間之後
我趕他去泡澡
然後開始跟鄉民靠北薯條被吃的怒火!!!!!!

一說了又更生氣了
大概是醬子的生氣

https://i.imgur.com/tD75c4I.jpg

最後我就森七七的跟他說
不是女生跟你出來就是想給你幹
講好的事情裡 並不包含開房打炮
就算我本來就是個會約炮的人
但我討厭非計畫的事
如果你想打炮 見面前就直接講
這很難嗎?

然後他blah blah blah解釋完
我還是不給幹啦
薯條被吃了就是美送!!!

對吃貨來說
大概就是要先填飽肚子了
吃香腸/熱狗/雞雞/老二的機率才會提高(我不確定啦 哈哈

好啦 廢文看完了
準備好要看圖了嗎?
一大早的就不防雷了

https://i.imgur.com/s3R5Vh7.jpg










抱歉 我來亂的
真的好想吃薯條QAQ




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Tags: 成人

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Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2018-10-06T10:57
那之前說要吃你做的甜點的呢
James avatar
By James
at 2018-10-09T14:54
無聊
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2018-10-12T18:52
我的是地瓜 還沒切的那種><
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2018-10-15T22:50
這是薯條的業配嗎!!!看完好想吃麥啊啊啊
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2018-10-19T02:48
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈,千萬不要亂搶食物!
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2018-10-22T06:45
看完也好餓...想吃薯條!!
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2018-10-25T10:43
打你的奶嗎A_A
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2018-10-28T14:41
一大早沒有賣薯條啊!你這樣不行啦!
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2018-10-31T18:38
靠北餓了...
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2018-11-03T22:36
真的!!吃貨不容許任何人在未經同意之前吃我的食物
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2018-11-07T02:34
我可以請你吃薯條嗎(誤
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2018-11-10T06:32
推麥當勞的薯條,超不推肯德基的薯條,一份薯條也能做
到那麼難吃,真是一絕
William avatar
By William
at 2018-11-13T10:29
Joey doesn't share food !
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2018-11-16T14:27
我說我啊,報名吃甜點
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2018-11-19T18:25
很久沒看到kira結果是憤恨不已的故事XD
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-11-22T22:22
以後找你就是先外帶薯條加大
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2018-11-26T02:20
快笑死XDDDD東西被搶第一口我會超生氣!!!
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2018-11-29T06:18
笑翻了啦 哈哈哈
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2018-12-02T10:16
臨時才覺得要約真的蠻麻煩的 一開始講好就沒有要這樣啊 而且
吃別人的薯條不應該先問一下嗎OAO
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2018-12-05T14:13
可以唷 只吃薯條~~~吃兩份
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2018-12-08T18:11
約炮失敗的原因主要還是這男生不夠尊重人吧
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2018-12-11T22:09
選我,我們去吃美食餐廳 薯條餵飽你
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2018-12-15T02:06
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2018-12-18T06:04
我請的起
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2018-12-21T10:02
其實,妳在意的不是薯條被偷吃,而是對方不尊重妳,我想
對方只要開口禮貌問你,你不會拒絕,直接偷吃就是找死!
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2018-12-24T14:00
暗號 今晚吃薯條
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2018-12-27T17:57
跟我出去給你吃十包大薯
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2018-12-30T21:55
請你薯條 可以吃掉你嗎 lol
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2019-01-03T01:53
推,上次有個妹搶我薯條。我超不爽X
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2019-01-06T05:50
看你懶覺變薯條 幫他QQ
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2019-01-09T09:48
可能他覺得當晚可以吃掉你,現在吃一根薯條沒差吧
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2019-01-12T13:46
ㄧ根薯條失去一個機會
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2019-01-15T17:44
感覺不對什麼也無法挽回
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2019-01-18T21:41
感覺很OK軟腿也心甘情願
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2019-01-22T01:39
超懂!!!吃我薯者殺無赦!!!
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2019-01-25T05:37
心都抓不到,還想通陰道?!
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2019-01-28T09:34
餓......
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2019-01-31T13:32
薯條真D好吃
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2019-02-03T17:30
麥當勞的葉佩雯哈哈 真的好想吃薯條
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2019-02-06T21:28
friends Joey
James avatar
By James
at 2019-02-10T01:25
寄了啦 薯條約起來
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2019-02-13T05:23
薯條!
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2019-02-16T09:21
你說的對!!我支持你!!
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-02-19T13:18
這怨念有點深
John avatar
By John
at 2019-02-22T17:16
業配
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2019-02-25T21:14
所以是陪開房間,叫他自己去泡澡?那還要等他泡完,4
84有點浪費時間。
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2019-03-01T01:12
Joey does't share food!!!
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2019-03-04T05:09
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2019-03-07T09:07
靠邀XDDDD笑死欸欸欸
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2019-03-10T13:05
可.....可惡 先吃兩包薯條壓壓驚
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2019-03-13T17:03
妳可以吃他薯條阿
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2019-03-16T21:00
這種自以為是的人超多的,而且還聽不懂人話
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2019-03-20T00:58
我最討厭吃我的東西了馬的
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2019-03-23T04:56
西斯已死
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2019-03-26T08:53
餓了,我也想吃薯條!
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2019-03-29T12:51
薯條我買大給你啊
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2019-04-01T16:49
我有薯條買大送大 一起吃?
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2019-04-04T20:47
可以 薯條圖很棒
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2019-04-08T00:44
學到一課惹
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2019-04-11T04:42
哈哈哈
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2019-04-14T08:40
對於薯條愛好者,吃一根我就跟你拼了
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2019-04-17T12:37
女孩紙真的要好好保護自己的薯條
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2019-04-20T16:35
羅東人普列萬!我比較愛吃干梅地瓜...
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2019-04-23T20:33
說不餓還吃人家薯條!!!!
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2019-04-27T00:31
我下次會記得買香腸熱狗玉米給妳
但是薯條不行,為什麼呢
因為薯條欠炸阿
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2019-04-30T04:28
薯條的錢不能省啊
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2019-05-03T08:26
肯德基粗粗的才好吃
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2019-05-06T12:24
推 見微知著 但開房不打炮也太邪惡了八 XD
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2019-05-09T16:21
昨天沒買大送大只能吃一份QQ
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2019-05-12T20:19
來來來 我請你吃薯條 消消氣(不約炮)
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2019-05-16T00:17
薯條加鹽嗎?沾什麼醬呢?有規定要吃現炸或剛起鍋不久的嗎
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2019-05-19T04:15
好像小朋友耶,兩位
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2019-05-22T08:12
當你個版喔
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2019-05-25T12:10
薯條之亂開始喇
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2019-05-28T16:08
任性誒
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2019-05-31T20:05
你好,麥當勞歡樂送請開門
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2019-06-04T00:03
食物的怨恨是很可怕的
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2019-06-07T04:01
沒關係,想吃多少儘管說
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2019-06-10T07:59
其實可以 https://i.imgur.com/iSnBzZZ.jpg
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2019-06-13T11:56
然後猛男一群肛了他
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2019-06-16T15:54
昨天才嗑了3包大薯,飽到昨晚睡不著
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2019-06-19T19:52
Y一定沒想到約炮失敗的原因竟然只是為了一根薯條
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2019-06-22T23:49
女性地雷就是這樣,沒踩到前永遠不知道在哪
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2019-06-26T03:47
這裡都是薯條我也是
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2019-06-29T07:45
而且在那邊扯頭痛想泡澡 掯頭痛就不要想約砲啦 超瞎=3=
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2019-07-02T11:43
就看不上眼借題發揮而已啦 講得義正嚴辭
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2019-07-05T15:40
可能想說吃你薯條可以拉近距離吧…吧…吧
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2019-07-08T19:38
我都進去廁所脫好酷子了你給我看薯條!?
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2019-07-11T23:36
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2019-07-15T03:33
也才吃你一根薯條…
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2019-07-18T07:31
為了你的性命著想。 最好不要這樣處理。 小心遇到暴
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2019-07-21T11:29
力男子 會有生命V危險
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2019-07-24T15:27
為了薯條讓人開房沒砲打,沒品還一堆人推
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2019-07-27T19:24
在櫃檯前面詢價也在櫃檯前面找團購券嗎?小氣巴拉的的人櫃檯
最討厭
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2019-07-30T23:22
我買薯條給妳吃
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2019-08-03T03:20
其實就是要一個尊重的感覺吧,我也不喜歡問都沒問就碰
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2019-08-06T07:17
我的東西,尤其是吃的= =
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2019-08-09T11:15
而且頭痛就吃頭痛藥啊幹麻一定要泡澡哈哈哈哈
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2019-08-12T15:13
說不要就不要 國語很難懂嗎?
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2019-08-15T19:11
誰要吃薯條的,買一送一喔
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2019-08-18T23:08
泡澡也太扯了 ~ 要是我就會在漢堡塞紙條"MAYSHOWGUNMA"
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2019-08-22T03:06
強大的薯怨
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2019-08-25T07:04
妳讓我今天笑了 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈頭痛還ㄘ薯條假掰內
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2019-08-28T11:01
我懂,我最恨人家挾我碗裡的菜或肉,薯條更是大忌XD
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2019-08-31T14:59
可惡害我中午想吃薯條了
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2019-09-03T18:57
最近有薯條買大送大!! 趕快去吃~~
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2019-09-06T22:55
我也愛吃薯條阿 尤其是麥當勞的 讚~
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2019-09-10T02:52
妳名字叫Joey?
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2019-09-13T06:50
樓上不要這樣(捏肥肉
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2019-09-16T10:48
薯條要沾冰炫風
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2019-09-19T14:46
不尊重又盧小的人真的很度爛
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2019-09-22T18:43
約我 絕對不吃妳薯條 (挺)
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2019-09-25T22:41
來來來 薯條隨妳吃到飽
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2019-09-29T02:39
可惡,想吃薯條
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2019-10-02T06:36
這薯條有點鹹
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2019-10-05T10:34
可惡想吃薯條了啦
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2019-10-08T14:32
一根薯條引發的慘案!
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2019-10-11T18:30
一根薯條換一根香腸不行嗎
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2019-10-14T22:27
抓到了 是薯條!
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2019-10-18T02:25
Dcard?
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2019-10-21T06:23
描述好生動XDDDD
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2019-10-24T10:20
……無聊,以後看到台女點薯條就直接認定是母豬好了
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2019-10-27T14:18
這個原因就是千萬不要吃人家薯條
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2019-10-30T18:16
台女個性
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2019-11-02T22:14
是滿好笑但是這種男生ㄏㄏ
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2019-11-06T02:11
廢文
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2019-11-09T06:09
我在宜蘭 請你薯條吃到飽 然後去打砲?
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2019-11-12T10:07
薯條配玉米濃湯超讚
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2019-11-15T14:04
西斯已死
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2019-11-18T18:02
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死我
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2019-11-21T22:00
我完全懂吃貨的怒點!!但今天怒的點我算是開眼界了xD
DD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2019-11-25T01:58
joey doesn't share food
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2019-11-28T05:55
讚啊!笑死了XD…薯條的逆襲
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2019-12-01T09:53
哈哈哈哈哈超可愛xD 吃貨我懂妳
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2019-12-04T13:51
好想吃薯條啊啊啊!
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2019-12-07T17:48
噗。好險。我都吃麥克雞
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2019-12-10T21:46
薯條分 ._./
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2019-12-14T01:44
我請你吃十分大薯啦 已寄
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2019-12-17T05:42
我快就笑死哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2019-12-20T09:39
可是我覺得開房間還在那邊找團購卷很瞎欸
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2019-12-23T13:37
中薯去鹽,兩包番茄醬,再給我一包砂糖謝謝。
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2019-12-26T17:35
好啦,我的薯條給你吃!!
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2019-12-29T21:32
太小看吃貨對食物的執念了!
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2020-01-02T01:30
以後約要先準備薯條了
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2020-01-05T05:28
真的不能惹惱吃貨!
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2020-01-08T09:26
Mess的吃法跟我一樣欸!找到同好(握手
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2020-01-11T13:23
薯條好ㄘ
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2020-01-14T17:21
薯條要一根配一口冰旋風啦
James avatar
By James
at 2020-01-17T21:19
薯條被吃森77
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2020-01-21T01:16
乾哈哈哈哈啊哈哈 吃貨的憤怒!!
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2020-01-24T05:14
真的 老婆每次A我東西吃都讓我超不爽 她還覺得這沒什麼
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2020-01-27T09:12
長太醜
John avatar
By John
at 2020-01-30T13:10
這個好好笑,謝謝你的分享,哈哈
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2020-02-02T17:07
怒吃大薯買一送一
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2020-02-05T21:05
隨便吃我面前食物我也會生氣!!
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2020-02-09T01:03
好笑但合理
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2020-02-12T05:00
因為他不夠帥
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2020-02-15T08:58
?
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2020-02-18T12:56
哈哈哈哈,不哭,薯條被吃真的很令人森氣!
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2020-02-21T16:54
薯條同好!(握_
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2020-02-24T20:51
不爽就直說
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2020-02-28T00:49
別以為我不知道你想業配麥當當薯條
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2020-03-02T04:47
我昨天也吃薯條 海苔搖搖粉好讚
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2020-03-05T08:44
笑死
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2020-03-08T12:42
奪人食物罪大惡極!!!
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2020-03-11T16:40
找這麼多藉口,還牽拖到薯條
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2020-03-14T20:38
有點好奇電影票 麥當勞誰出
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2020-03-18T00:35
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2020-03-21T04:33
吃我的大薯條啦
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2020-03-24T08:31
我上輩子一定是薯條
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2020-03-27T12:29
居然用薯條呼攏我, 犯了西斯大忌
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2020-03-30T16:26
哈哈哈哈哈哈
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2020-04-02T20:24
不夠帥啦
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2020-04-06T00:22
薯條只是藉口
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2020-04-09T04:19
推 薯條被搶的復仇 www
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2020-04-12T08:17
若要有炮打 薯條務必買大送大
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2020-04-15T12:15
還我薯條
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2020-04-18T16:13
所以要吃大薯嗎?
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2020-04-21T20:10
業配膩xd
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2020-04-25T00:08
我來
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2020-04-28T04:06
這種夠帥也不行好嗎
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-05-01T08:03
好吧!打炮送一年份薯條
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2020-05-04T12:01
拉拉好久不見(。・ω・。)ノ
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2020-05-07T15:59
我也很討厭別人吃我東西 我寧願多買一份送她
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2020-05-10T19:57
因為我吃的份量剛好就是一份 被吃了一些根本不滿足
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2020-05-13T23:54
幹笑到不行
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2020-05-17T03:52
絕對不可以碰吃貨的食物,很可怕
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2020-05-20T07:50
推!!完全理解!!我可以另外花錢買薯條給你~但別碰我薯條!!
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2020-05-23T11:47
真的!!!誰敢搶我這包薯條,搶我者死~~~
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2020-05-26T15:45
吃薯條不能忍!
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2020-05-29T19:43
別生氣,哥請妳一公升的薯條
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2020-06-01T23:41
有新信件還沒看,滿滿的薯條約
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2020-06-05T03:38
麥當勞薯條好吃
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2020-06-08T07:36
我覺得不是那根薯條的問題
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2020-06-11T11:34
我的xx可以讓妳沾著番茄醬吃
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2020-06-14T15:31
你好,一年份薯條外送到家歐
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2020-06-17T19:29
沒長輩圖 我要噓業配
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2020-06-20T23:27
笑死我了
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2020-06-24T03:25
https://i.imgur.com/QClnBCA.jpg
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2020-06-27T07:22
不要吵我在10包給妳吃啦 乖
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2020-06-30T11:20
XDDD
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2020-07-03T15:18
XDDD笑薯
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2020-07-06T19:15
https://i.imgur.com/IZjynsi.jpg
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2020-07-09T23:13
他應該要這樣,就會有happy ending 了
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2020-07-13T03:11
麥當當薯條去鹽 不沾醬 現炸剛起鍋的豪好吃!!!
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2020-07-16T07:09
有笑有推 搶食物不能忍
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2020-07-19T11:06
親愛的謝謝妳,我過得很好哦(ノ∀`*)
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2020-07-22T15:04
能約吃麥當勞加上火鍋嗎^^
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2020-07-25T19:02
我也想請你吃薯條了,一起吃~
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2020-07-28T22:59
挺值得 黑特 的
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2020-08-01T02:57
你484薯條業配?
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2020-08-04T06:55
淦笑死~因為薯條失敗
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2020-08-07T10:53
如果馬上說在買一包大薯 應該還有餘地
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2020-08-10T14:50
麥當當報報抽到大薯買一送一的話可以揪原Po嗎?
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2020-08-13T18:48
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2020-08-16T22:46
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96DDkJMZd-Q
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2020-08-20T02:43
宵夜文
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2020-08-23T06:41
我只好灑鹽給你吃了
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2020-08-26T10:39
個版?
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2020-08-29T14:37
走了 吃大薯
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2020-09-01T18:34
有笑有推
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2020-09-04T22:32
完全能理解餓的時候薯條還被吃,超森7的好嗎!!!
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2020-09-08T02:30
麥當勞歡樂送~
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2020-09-11T06:27
大薯買一送一一起啦~
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2020-09-14T10:25
薯條加蛋捲冰淇淋好吃喔~要不要一起吃
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2020-09-17T14:23
誰動我薯條,林北就再塞她一根!
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2020-09-20T18:21
幹我快笑死
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2020-09-23T22:18
以後照三餐送薯條(筆記)
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2020-09-27T02:16
我絕對不會吃妳的薯條
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2020-09-30T06:14
我懂妳!完全懂!不要讓我餓!!
早上有薯餅der話好說好說
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2020-10-03T10:12
果然要先吃飽才能吃飽XD
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2020-10-06T14:09
薯條買一送一
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2020-10-09T18:07
太好笑了超有畫面哈哈哈哈哈!!
David avatar
By David
at 2020-10-12T22:05
真的是不讓我吃飽別想要有後續
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2020-10-16T02:02
薯條我請你別氣了
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2020-10-19T06:00
我覺得妳很棒 很棒的一點是「我才不管別人怎麼想勒」
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2020-10-22T09:58
我覺得女生很常碰到「因為不敢拒絕別人所以就做了」
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2020-10-25T13:56
我有時候聽到這個我都白眼,幹嘛讓渣男這麼爽?
William avatar
By William
at 2020-10-28T17:53
其實我是因為配合女生,所以都約不到,在這裡哭哭而已XD
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2020-10-31T21:51
葉配
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2020-11-04T01:49
隨便吃別人東西真的不可取,完全無法理解這種人
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2020-11-07T05:46
您好 麥當勞歡樂送
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2020-11-10T09:44
一定是五結那間對吧?我也愛吃剛炸好的薯條
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2020-11-13T13:42
薯條重要+1
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2020-11-16T17:40
看完這篇 我所有的廣告都變成麥當勞了
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2020-11-19T21:37
如果有人要分我的薯條就好惹QQ
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2020-11-23T01:35
看完餓了
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2020-11-26T05:33
你有病就去看醫生,來網路討拍? 是有多龍多醜 XD 笑死
被網路這些饑不擇食的人寵壞了嗎 哈哈 自我感覺良好?
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2020-11-29T09:30
大薯一包加鹽
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2020-12-02T13:28
薯條有去鹽嗎,去鹽的炸過一次更熱更好吃
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2020-12-05T17:26
薯條比較重要。哈哈
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2020-12-08T21:24
挑戰啦
Una avatar
By Una
at 2020-12-12T01:21
一起去吃薯條
John avatar
By John
at 2020-12-15T05:19
有薯條就可以了嗎XD
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2020-12-18T09:17
肚子餓又被吃薯條真的大扣分
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2020-12-21T13:14
有趣的靈魂 想認識妳誒
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2020-12-24T17:12
薯條好好吃
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2020-12-27T21:10
Joey doesn't share food!!!
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2020-12-31T01:08
龍之怒
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2021-01-03T05:05
左轉速食版
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2021-01-06T09:03
同鄉的,yy
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2021-01-09T13:01
哈哈哈
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2021-01-12T16:58
想吃薯條+1
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2021-01-15T20:56
我不喜歡M的薯條,都給你吃~
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2021-01-19T00:54
我進麥當勞點餐都問薯條可不可以不要...
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2021-01-22T04:52
難搞
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By Suhail Hany
at 2021-01-25T08:49
說不定他很粗 你錯過

19歲法律系女孩巡迴跳脫衣舞 賺錢交學費

Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2018-10-03T06:52
https://tw.news.appledaily.com/international/realtime/20181003/1440464/ 出版時間:2018/10/03 00:01 今年19歲的澳洲脫衣舞孃「金髮妞」,入行不到一年,已經小有知名度。 翻攝自《每日星報》 https://i.imgu ...

小麻雀

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By Dora
at 2018-10-03T04:34
我總是告訴自己 躺在身邊的是我 在身下淫聲浪語的是我 不一樣裝扮的我,總是想討著你歡心 可是,還是免不了你用你的小聰明 避而不語,默默的隱藏你跟她約會 我問你?我也可以跟別人約會嗎? 你問我想跟誰?其實我也不知道... 有點埋怨,離去時候才不會那麼苦 從外在看,從不覺得我們是這麼相似的人 ...

妹子開箱手機 第二張圖開始「嫩乳放送」

Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2018-10-03T00:24
1.媒體來源: 三立新聞網 2.完整新聞標題: 妹子開箱手機 第二張圖開始「嫩乳放送」網驚:我走錯版? 3.完整新聞內文: 許多人都有參考「開箱文」的習慣,然而這樣的開箱文你見過嗎?日前一名女網友在論壇 中分享了自己「手機開箱文」,但照片尺度實在太大,直接讓開箱主題歪樓,許多網友看 完後,紛紛留言「好.. ...

加減

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By Ula
at 2018-10-02T23:34
「你覺得,日子是加法還是減法計算?」 她單手支著下巴,另一隻手指尖轉著筆桿, 0.38的圓珠筆遊走在纖細的手指間, 在空中劃著數個藍色的圓。 饒有興致的等著答案, 令人琢磨的問題,如同時間一樣捉摸不定, 時光就在她流轉的眼光中過去。 「應該...是加法吧?」 她微微翹起嘴角, 從鼻子裡哼出意味不明的氣。 ...

流鶯為十萬元運毒 日日春盼性交易合法

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By Brianna
at 2018-10-02T23:30
流鶯為十萬元運毒 日日春盼性交易合法 https://news.pts.org.tw/article/408305 https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2andamp;v=Rwh_HS2swGk 日日春協會上午來到台北市政府前抗議,要為流鶯爭取權 ...