約炮app是不是很難約到炮? - 成人話題討論

By Hardy
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Table of Contents
大家午安
小妹169/58...
嗯 不是重點
這個月陸續在花X bbs跟J開頭的交友軟體好奇玩了一下
認識了幾個人有後續聊聊
這些人外型條件都中等啦
(因為不知道你的長相所以我就不用長相比較)
但也不是全都像你寫出來的數字"看起來"這麼優秀
收到的信或是訊息內容
常常看兩句就覺得不想再繼續看
有些連文都沒看就直接貼罐頭訊息
有些還寫信來貶低我的(有事嗎?)
有的沒附任何條件數字但就只是文字很有趣我也是會回覆聊聊
上週也解了一個鄰居的成就
(他都說PTT約不到但最後竟然出現在我家跟我一起滑西斯版跟歐兔嘴砲別人XD)
(外型條件在徵友文裡會直接被我排除的那群)
太多條件優秀的人覺得發信只需要附上"你自覺優秀"的內容
女生看身高看帥照看雞雞尺寸就會秒溼回信給你
事實上女生就是心靈至上的生物啊(不是全數但應該比男生比例高)
聊得來相處的輕鬆愉快
不要聊兩句就傳屌照來或是跟女生說"你今天小褲穿什麼"
(心裡OS:關你屁事...)
就算是在調教也是要循序漸進的好嗎
或是傳訊息來都是以下內容
"你好 很高興認識你"
"你好"
"嗨,晚上好,能聊聊天嗎"
"嗨,你有微信嗎"
............
請問這種文字,揪竟要人家怎麼回啦
PTT一定是看了發文才傳訊
交友軟體一定是看了照片才LIKE
"你的腿好美"
"哇!你照片拍的真有FU"
"XX照片是去哪裡玩啊"
這種回話都比上面那堆好吧...
讓女生願意放鬆信任你才有可能把身體交給你
聊天是種藝術啊孩子!
出來玩(?)的這幾年
雖然口中都嚷嚷著要高要帥要壯
但其實最後有聊天有約出來見面吃飯的人
也都不全部是三者都完全符合(掬一把心酸淚...)
如果不精進聊天技術也不拓展自己視野讓你有更多話題能聊
那不如把交友軟體課金的費用拿去吃魚喝茶至少還有爽到
然後不要時不時把龍不龍放在嘴上
也不要說人家三性怎樣
先學習怎麼尊重別人吧!
(霸氣外露了抱歉 我平常是很和善的)
喔然後
我前幾年做路跑活動
才發現
"原來慢跑真的不會瘦呢!"
一堆男的頂著大肚子上的號碼牌要讓我做記號換贈品...
所以運動習慣這件事
"嗯"
※ 引述《WuDangJie (國安雞精準備進場)》之銘言:
: 大家晚安
: 小弟180/72,15/4.5
: 長相應該不算差,平時也有正當職業和規律的運動習慣,衛生習慣也十分良好
: 但板上所有推薦的app幾乎都繳了一遍學費
: 最後的成果是0人斬
: 要嘛是假人、要嘛是只想看男生視訊的、要嘛是三性,不然就是很積極的龍,好像都沒正常一點的
: 看板上一堆文章說一個月約到幾個幾個,實在不知道是怎麼約的,難道是把三性和龍都約出來吃了
: 還是說是小弟資質駑鈍,不懂箇中奧妙?
: 有請板上各位萬人斬前輩們指點迷津一下
: -----
: Sent from JPTT on my iPhone
--
小妹169/58...
嗯 不是重點
這個月陸續在花X bbs跟J開頭的交友軟體好奇玩了一下
認識了幾個人有後續聊聊
這些人外型條件都中等啦
(因為不知道你的長相所以我就不用長相比較)
但也不是全都像你寫出來的數字"看起來"這麼優秀
收到的信或是訊息內容
常常看兩句就覺得不想再繼續看
有些連文都沒看就直接貼罐頭訊息
有些還寫信來貶低我的(有事嗎?)
有的沒附任何條件數字但就只是文字很有趣我也是會回覆聊聊
上週也解了一個鄰居的成就
(他都說PTT約不到但最後竟然出現在我家跟我一起滑西斯版跟歐兔嘴砲別人XD)
(外型條件在徵友文裡會直接被我排除的那群)
太多條件優秀的人覺得發信只需要附上"你自覺優秀"的內容
女生看身高看帥照看雞雞尺寸就會秒溼回信給你
事實上女生就是心靈至上的生物啊(不是全數但應該比男生比例高)
聊得來相處的輕鬆愉快
不要聊兩句就傳屌照來或是跟女生說"你今天小褲穿什麼"
(心裡OS:關你屁事...)
就算是在調教也是要循序漸進的好嗎
或是傳訊息來都是以下內容
"你好 很高興認識你"
"你好"
"嗨,晚上好,能聊聊天嗎"
"嗨,你有微信嗎"
............
請問這種文字,揪竟要人家怎麼回啦
PTT一定是看了發文才傳訊
交友軟體一定是看了照片才LIKE
"你的腿好美"
"哇!你照片拍的真有FU"
"XX照片是去哪裡玩啊"
這種回話都比上面那堆好吧...
讓女生願意放鬆信任你才有可能把身體交給你
聊天是種藝術啊孩子!
出來玩(?)的這幾年
雖然口中都嚷嚷著要高要帥要壯
但其實最後有聊天有約出來見面吃飯的人
也都不全部是三者都完全符合(掬一把心酸淚...)
如果不精進聊天技術也不拓展自己視野讓你有更多話題能聊
那不如把交友軟體課金的費用拿去吃魚喝茶至少還有爽到
然後不要時不時把龍不龍放在嘴上
也不要說人家三性怎樣
先學習怎麼尊重別人吧!
(霸氣外露了抱歉 我平常是很和善的)
喔然後
我前幾年做路跑活動
才發現
"原來慢跑真的不會瘦呢!"
一堆男的頂著大肚子上的號碼牌要讓我做記號換贈品...
所以運動習慣這件事
"嗯"
※ 引述《WuDangJie (國安雞精準備進場)》之銘言:
: 大家晚安
: 小弟180/72,15/4.5
: 長相應該不算差,平時也有正當職業和規律的運動習慣,衛生習慣也十分良好
: 但板上所有推薦的app幾乎都繳了一遍學費
: 最後的成果是0人斬
: 要嘛是假人、要嘛是只想看男生視訊的、要嘛是三性,不然就是很積極的龍,好像都沒正常一點的
: 看板上一堆文章說一個月約到幾個幾個,實在不知道是怎麼約的,難道是把三性和龍都約出來吃了
: 還是說是小弟資質駑鈍,不懂箇中奧妙?
: 有請板上各位萬人斬前輩們指點迷津一下
: -----
: Sent from JPTT on my iPhone
--
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