約會小心機 - 成人話題討論

By Thomas
at 2022-09-03T03:30
at 2022-09-03T03:30
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有一句古老的話叫什麼來著
男追女 隔座山
女追男 薄如紗(咦?
有些人天生能講一口流利的洋腔
有些人就算戴套還是百發百中
你問我Why?
其實道理很簡單 你只是被騙砲罷了
能夠免費get老爸不好嗎?
當然好啊不然勒!(誒~~~~扯遠了
究竟如何利用小心機get曖昧男??
幾招分享給大家
首先是穿搭部分:
每個人有每個人的優勢
像我就是奶
有奶便是娘
男人 一旦抓過大奶就回不去了
通常 通常 通常
這邊是指通常
我都會穿若隱若現
微露小背心搭牛仔外套
去便利商店買個寶特瓶裝水(這是重點)
然後背肩背包或是腋下包(這大是重點)
配個有鞋帶的帆布鞋(這是大大大重點)
走出餐廳或影廳(約會地點)前
製造個時機故意把鞋帶拉鬆
就在感受到鞋帶鬆掉的那一刻!!!!
來 這幾個步驟很重要請務必注意再注意
Step 1
拿起你的瓶裝水 請對方幫你拿著
這時候手舉起來的姿勢和距離很重要
位置大概是肩膀以下 右胸前面一點
讓男生的目光不經意的聚集在你的胸前
Step 2
在你蹲下去繫鞋帶的瞬間
此時直接強迫對方觀賞你的北半球
這時候可以依照個人選擇
看你要不要刻意穿尺寸不合的胸罩
通常尺寸不合 (穿稍大的胸罩)
綁鞋帶那個姿勢肯定絕對會露出乳暈
相信我 那個絕佳視野和尚看到也會秒硬
好 話題拉回來接著繼續
蹲下去的時候不斷重複
包包滑落、背上去
包包滑落、背上去
包包滑落、背上去
這幾個動作
一是拉長男生欣賞的時間
二是藉此皺眉
通常這個時候男生就會問你要不要幫忙背包包
哇~~抬頭的那個瞬間
那個眉宇、那個眼神 、尤其是那個皺眉!!!
呀~~小鹿衝撞的瞬間~~~~~~
~~~啊嘶~~~
有吃過大鳥的女生都知道該怎麼做了唄
反正呢 就可以順理成章的擺出吃吃的樣子
那個皺眉是因為包包一直滑落
才不是因為…$*@&/#….呢
沒有step 3
因為對方接下來就會帶你滑進摩鐵
沒有的話也沒關係
請勿氣餒!!!
下次再教大家如何開大絕 > <
啊!順帶一提
我就是沒有被滑進去…
So…嗯…下集待續
(我是絕對不會放棄ㄉ!!!)
歡迎底下交流各種奇招
幫助我早日get曖昧男
乾蝦!!!
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