約在家裡 - 成人話題討論

By Lauren
at 2018-05-18T18:22
at 2018-05-18T18:22
Table of Contents
https://youtu.be/PVjiKRfKpPI
先讓我抄一下格式
(其實就是想放歌拉)
我朋友最常說
人生有三件事不能信
老闆的承諾、欸逼的嘴以及男人的話
繼上次男生三大錯覺之後
這次要跟大家介紹男生打炮的五大謊言
1. 你要不要來我家,我不會對你亂來的
不管是約家裡、約旅館
兩人同處一室慾火難耐
當男生小頭指揮大頭時
女生說不要都會聽成要
https://i.imgur.com/UNZG3cI.jpg
2. 我有養貓,你要不要來我家玩貓
對,你玩貓,我玩你
這招我朋友百試不膩非常好用
各位有興趣可以試試
https://i.imgur.com/KY4AJYa.jpg
喵喵表示嗯?? 主人又有新妹了?!
3. 痛一下就過去了,再忍耐一下
這應該是男生破處最常說的話了
分身飢渴難耐,已到洞口停不下來了
https://i.imgur.com/GOTFcv7.jpg
4. 我戴套的話沒感覺會軟
不戴套內射是每個男人心中都有的夢
這我想應該不用多說了
不過如果妳會怕的話
我教妳,妳可以這樣跟他說
『沒關係你不戴,我戴』
然後妳就裝上這個跟他說來吧
https://i.imgur.com/JwzEgrU.jpg
5. 是你太緊了不是我早洩
我想有一部影片可以很好的解釋這個藉口
https://youtu.be/iPr4rdJ63cA
我朋友每次都是用這幾招半推半就
然後就成功了,萬試萬靈從無失手
本來是想要寫十個但時間不夠
星期五還加班實在對不起自己
祝大家週末愉快
https://i.imgur.com/EzylU1W.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/1NECDA5.jpg
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(其實就是想放歌拉)
我朋友最常說
人生有三件事不能信
老闆的承諾、欸逼的嘴以及男人的話
繼上次男生三大錯覺之後
這次要跟大家介紹男生打炮的五大謊言
1. 你要不要來我家,我不會對你亂來的
不管是約家裡、約旅館
兩人同處一室慾火難耐
當男生小頭指揮大頭時
女生說不要都會聽成要
https://i.imgur.com/UNZG3cI.jpg

2. 我有養貓,你要不要來我家玩貓
對,你玩貓,我玩你
這招我朋友百試不膩非常好用
各位有興趣可以試試
https://i.imgur.com/KY4AJYa.jpg

3. 痛一下就過去了,再忍耐一下
這應該是男生破處最常說的話了
分身飢渴難耐,已到洞口停不下來了
https://i.imgur.com/GOTFcv7.jpg

4. 我戴套的話沒感覺會軟
不戴套內射是每個男人心中都有的夢
這我想應該不用多說了
不過如果妳會怕的話
我教妳,妳可以這樣跟他說
『沒關係你不戴,我戴』
然後妳就裝上這個跟他說來吧
https://i.imgur.com/JwzEgrU.jpg

5. 是你太緊了不是我早洩
我想有一部影片可以很好的解釋這個藉口
https://youtu.be/iPr4rdJ63cA
我朋友每次都是用這幾招半推半就
然後就成功了,萬試萬靈從無失手
本來是想要寫十個但時間不夠
星期五還加班實在對不起自己
祝大家週末愉快
https://i.imgur.com/EzylU1W.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/1NECDA5.jpg

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