第一次酸人就約到 - 成人話題討論

By Margaret
at 2018-07-12T21:21

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大家好
我是個職業酸民
在白天我總是把我對慣老闆的不滿
一口氣發洩在俗稱虛擬世界的網路上

而這其中
尤以西斯板為最
許多推文常出現我的身影
但其實我也只是隨便嘴嘴而已

-

有一次，一名女神主動站內我
螢幕背後的表情彷彿充滿委屈：

哈囉您好，我有很龍嘛？
您這樣說真的很傷人Q_Q

-

不好意思　
我看照片就覺得你很龍
不然你咬我壓　顆顆～

還有放圖就是想騙推吧
台女不意外　給我閉嘴

我不客氣的敲著鍵盤回她
我猜她應該是標準的抖M

為了證明自己沒騙我
她決定約我一天見面

-

女神比我想像中再迷你嬌小一點
精緻的臉上塗著鮮豔的韓式唇彩
身上飄著若有似無的誘人香水味

咦　
沒想到你長得還不錯
我不好意思地搔搔頭
而她笑淫淫風情萬種
讓我雄赳赳火力全開

-

那天晚上
我用我的金剛杵把她插得不要不要的
用各種姿勢，各種角度進出她的蜜壺
然後，沒有然後，很快我就射出來惹
時間長度大概就跟這篇文章一樣短吧

這就是我第一次在網路約到的經驗
只可惜後來都約不太出來了，幫QQ

　　　　　（廢文終）

P.S.
哈哈哈哈大家好久不見我肥來惹
為慶祝某個階段性任務順利達成
發給五樓87P然後順便露個奶A_A
過陣子又要飛走了祝各位順心<3

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Tags: 成人

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By Jake
at 2018-07-16T09:14

寶貝貓！

By Hedda
at 2018-07-19T21:08

推

By Bennie
at 2018-07-23T09:02

推寶貝貓超美(///▽///)

By Daph Bay
at 2018-07-26T20:56

蓋樓/

By Daniel
at 2018-07-30T08:50

(｡･ω･｡)

By Eden
at 2018-08-02T20:44

五樓想領錢

By Blanche
at 2018-08-06T08:37

已寄

By Agnes
at 2018-08-09T20:31

過來我酸妳

By Anthony
at 2018-08-13T08:25

美

By Lauren
at 2018-08-16T20:19

恭喜啊階段性任務是那個嗎XD

By Sarah
at 2018-08-20T08:13

我也想要87p 可以加發ㄇ

By Brianna
at 2018-08-23T20:07

噗好意思，我真的很龍嗎

By Hedwig
at 2018-08-27T08:00

滑溜分我霸脫(*ﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉ

By Zora
at 2018-08-30T19:54

狂

By Bethany
at 2018-09-03T07:48

看完文再看完圖之後，我發現內文完全看不太懂

By Quintina
at 2018-09-06T19:42

貓熊女神～

By Olivia
at 2018-09-10T07:36

好好奇什麼任務

By Regina
at 2018-09-13T19:30

嘖，該死的蘋果自選字

By Christine
at 2018-09-17T07:23

啊啊啊啊啊寶貝貓OuO

By Emily
at 2018-09-20T19:17

我倒貼批幣可以多一張照片嗎

By Wallis
at 2018-09-24T07:11

謝謝寶貝貓(ﾉ∀`*)

By Dinah
at 2018-09-27T19:05

圖文不符,我覺得很可以

By Mason
at 2018-10-01T06:59

信寄了，記得回喔！

By Caroline
at 2018-10-04T18:53

推

By Ivy
at 2018-10-08T06:46

啊嘶

By Dora
at 2018-10-11T18:40

我來了都沒有87p了QQ

By Iris
at 2018-10-15T06:34

https://i.imgur.com/4OcD55Z.jpg

By William
at 2018-10-18T18:28

XDDD好可愛好好笑，親愛的學姊祝好運唷

By Genevieve
at 2018-10-22T06:22

樓下大奶

By Cara
at 2018-10-25T18:16

可可惡這能叫龍ㄇ偶來0.0/

By Tom
at 2018-10-29T06:09

樓下南方巨獸龍

By Vanessa
at 2018-11-01T18:03

可惡的臭酸

By Zanna
at 2018-11-05T05:57

寄了太厲害受不了

By Michael
at 2018-11-08T17:51

我這個人很簡單有奶就給推

By Caitlin
at 2018-11-12T05:45

謝謝咪呀扣<333

By Zenobia
at 2018-11-15T17:39

寶貝貓耶！好久沒看到妳了！

By Hedy
at 2018-11-19T05:32

https://i.imgur.com/POFy0C9.jpg
哼

By Thomas
at 2018-11-22T17:26

我只看圖^ ^ 其他不重要

By Rosalind
at 2018-11-26T05:20

看來是要結婚囉小奶我來~~

By Jack
at 2018-11-29T17:14

要保重身體(＞_＜)多吃營養品？等妳回來～

By Wallis
at 2018-12-03T05:08

你我可以 oh oh

By James
at 2018-12-06T17:02

錯字了吧應該是「嫑嫑」才對吧

By Jack
at 2018-12-10T04:55

幹令娘眼紅噓

By Donna
at 2018-12-13T16:49

原來要用酸的你這個_人

By Lydia
at 2018-12-17T04:43

這奶我可以

By Liam
at 2018-12-20T16:37

雞不起雞不得

By Rae
at 2018-12-24T04:31

我不服我不服不服喇

By Freda
at 2018-12-27T16:25

照片超美的~我也想要這種色調

By Edith
at 2018-12-31T04:18

看不懂

By Gary
at 2019-01-03T16:12

有胸就是美

By Candice
at 2019-01-07T04:06

所以你是那個龍嘛～

By Jacky
at 2019-01-10T16:00

白餒餒我喜歡-//////-

By Bethany
at 2019-01-14T03:54

0.0

By Victoria
at 2019-01-17T15:48

推貓貓

By James
at 2019-01-21T03:41

龍

By Daph Bay
at 2019-01-24T15:35

學姐ㄎㄧㄤ惹 ._.

By Annie
at 2019-01-28T03:29

好好好不哭不哭我愛寶貝貓<3

By Ina
at 2019-01-31T15:23

啊啊啊等等補推啊好久不見呀！

By Blanche
at 2019-02-04T03:17

寶貝貓>< 你真的消失超久的T_T

By Iris
at 2019-02-07T15:11

考上空姐要請客啊！！

By Tom
at 2019-02-11T03:04

語無倫次

By Joe
at 2019-02-14T14:58

推照片

By Connor
at 2019-02-18T02:52

害我想驗龍了想一想還是別冒險

By Hardy
at 2019-02-21T14:46

龍爆了

By Jacky
at 2019-02-25T02:40

這照片左右手怪怪的。但是玉乳不錯！

By Queena
at 2019-02-28T14:34

推！！！

By Audriana
at 2019-03-04T02:27

還是需要我這個屠龍勇士吧

By Edwina
at 2019-03-07T14:21

補

By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-03-11T02:15

我也要引起注意

By Olivia
at 2019-03-14T14:09

原來是寶貝貓

By Oliver
at 2019-03-18T02:03

鎖骨啊嘶>\\\<

By Faithe
at 2019-03-21T13:57

超美的！

By Harry
at 2019-03-25T01:50

路過打個招呼

By Thomas
at 2019-03-28T13:44

大扣呆，來約我啊

By Kristin
at 2019-04-01T01:38

這個超龍交給我辦

By Harry
at 2019-04-04T13:32

有種跟我的屠龍刀單挑

By Dora
at 2019-04-08T01:26

西斯復活了！！

By Erin
at 2019-04-11T13:20

可惡！也太美惹！

By Caroline
at 2019-04-15T01:13

廢文我來處理你

By Adele
at 2019-04-18T13:07

推一個

By Doris
at 2019-04-22T01:01

你讓我的ㄐㄐ很混亂

By Rachel
at 2019-04-25T12:55

不管妳嗑了什麼都給偶來一點

By Gilbert
at 2019-04-29T00:49

有奶又有鎖骨>///<~~ 太犯龜惹~"~ 渴霧享樓選我好嗎?

By Kama
at 2019-05-02T12:43

是寶貝貓！

By Annie
at 2019-05-06T00:36

有奶我就推

By Emma
at 2019-05-09T12:30

有鄉民桌嗎？

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-05-13T00:24

…

By Robert
at 2019-05-16T12:18

30cm大棒棒

By Necoo
at 2019-05-20T00:12

身材太犯規！！

By Catherine
at 2019-05-23T12:06

貓姐愛妳

By Barb Cronin
at 2019-05-26T23:59

寄了

By Anthony
at 2019-05-30T11:53

只要皮膚白，其他什麼都好

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-06-02T23:47

祝妳順心，開心

By Eden
at 2019-06-06T11:41

難道閣下就是貢獻無數女神的老司機請受小弟一拜濕婦

By Blanche
at 2019-06-09T23:35

攻陷

By Delia
at 2019-06-13T11:29

運動好嗎-.-

By Bethany
at 2019-06-16T23:22

抓抓

By Charlie
at 2019-06-20T11:16

我勇者請問妳是惡龍嗎？

By Mia
at 2019-06-23T23:10

有貓咪有推

By Olga
at 2019-06-27T11:04

是白龍啊

By Jessica
at 2019-06-30T22:58

勇者來屠龍了！

By Frederica
at 2019-07-04T10:52

可惜我已經定下來了！

By Candice
at 2019-07-07T22:45

好想騎

By Jessica
at 2019-07-11T10:39

我也要

By Steve
at 2019-07-14T22:33

看完內文我還是無法決定該脫還是該穿

By Thomas
at 2019-07-18T10:27

放圖就是想騙推吧台女不意外給我閉嘴科科

By Mason
at 2019-07-21T22:21

寶貝貓白泡泡幼咪咪-///-

By Ivy
at 2019-07-25T10:15

貓圖不夠多

By Lydia
at 2019-07-28T22:08

這太不像龍了

By Franklin
at 2019-08-01T10:02

無聊...露臉再看看

By Daniel
at 2019-08-04T21:56

跟我一樣小

By Mary
at 2019-08-08T09:50

好白皙的奶啊！

By Catherine
at 2019-08-11T21:44

不知道該說什麼了....出來吧！

By Elvira
at 2019-08-15T09:38

大摳呆

By Emma
at 2019-08-18T21:31

來朝聖一下...

By Emma
at 2019-08-22T09:25

我好像看得懂寶貝貓推推

By Linda
at 2019-08-25T21:19

不爭氣的推了

By Linda
at 2019-08-29T09:13

應該不錯

By Ingrid
at 2019-09-01T21:07

有種放手

By Necoo
at 2019-09-05T09:01

龍

By Harry
at 2019-09-08T20:54

小龍來

By Iris
at 2019-09-12T08:48

有鎖骨給推

By Queena
at 2019-09-15T20:42

讚喔

By Ida
at 2019-09-19T08:36

女神等級耶還酸文

By Agnes
at 2019-09-22T20:30

臭貓

By Charlotte
at 2019-09-26T08:24

這是什麼假創作真抱怨嗎…

By William
at 2019-09-29T20:17

在下破奶無數，隱身於市集久矣

By Kristin
at 2019-10-03T08:11

我這個人很簡單，有寶貝貓的奶我就按讚

By Queena
at 2019-10-06T20:05

推
爆(｡･ω･｡)

By Rosalind
at 2019-10-10T07:59

耶耶一樓五樓爆爆的都4我(ﾉ∀`*)

By Donna
at 2019-10-13T19:53

滾

By Steve
at 2019-10-17T07:47

兇

By Olga
at 2019-10-20T19:40

一定是龍

By Oscar
at 2019-10-24T07:34

身材真好可惡好羨慕

By Oliver
at 2019-10-27T19:28

請問到底是男的還是女的…

By Ula
at 2019-10-31T07:22

有看但沒有懂？

By Edith
at 2019-11-03T19:16

說女神的真的蠻可憐的...

By Anthony
at 2019-11-07T07:10

不夠文化，不懂

By Xanthe
at 2019-11-10T19:03

偶是加菲貓@@

By Bennie
at 2019-11-14T06:57

這文圖並茂，但絕不能說我看不懂啊......

By Yedda
at 2019-11-17T18:51

這麼白一定修圖

By Ursula
at 2019-11-21T06:45

我把廢文看完了。所以你是男是女丫？

By Ivy
at 2019-11-24T18:39

剛

By Emily
at 2019-11-28T06:33

END

By Hedda
at 2019-12-01T18:26

這個版真的很多路人女程度的上來刷存在感享受被捧的快感
欸呵呵

By Tom
at 2019-12-05T06:20

這奶我要約我

By Jake
at 2019-12-08T18:14

推推

By Jake
at 2019-12-12T06:08

厲害

By Emma
at 2019-12-15T18:02

原來是金鋼杵啊！我還以為是龍貓呢

By Tom
at 2019-12-19T05:56

恭喜恭喜

By Todd Johnson
at 2019-12-22T17:49

還沒開…我就說你給我一包我用不到的東西幹麻…OuO

By Heather
at 2019-12-26T05:43

感覺很瘦

By Elizabeth
at 2019-12-29T17:37

已寄

By Heather
at 2020-01-02T05:31

快回我

By Hedy
at 2020-01-05T17:25

看起來是正妹

By Rebecca
at 2020-01-09T05:19

有溝滿分

By Sarah
at 2020-01-12T17:12

有圖就可以發廢文？

By Jacob
at 2020-01-16T05:06

讚讚讚

By Eartha
at 2020-01-19T17:00

恭喜喔

By Poppy
at 2020-01-23T04:54

遙遠地東方有一條......

By Jack
at 2020-01-26T16:48

啥小廢文

By Jake
at 2020-01-30T04:42

想念

By Lauren
at 2020-02-02T16:35

學姊回來惹

By Olga
at 2020-02-06T04:29

學弟在這

By Mason
at 2020-02-09T16:23

咦?男生的胸部好大

By Steve
at 2020-02-13T04:17

女乳症

By Ivy
at 2020-02-16T16:11

臉不行下一位

By Suhail Hany
at 2020-02-20T04:05

厲害了著！暈了

By Margaret
at 2020-02-23T15:58

原來看完圖要推好龍

By Dinah
at 2020-02-27T03:52

這很剛好啊哪裡龍

By Belly
at 2020-03-01T15:46

哦哦哦，我寄了

By Sandy
at 2020-03-05T03:40

這奶很厲害

By Doris
at 2020-03-08T15:34

恭喜喔

By Olga
at 2020-03-12T03:28

蛤

By William
at 2020-03-15T15:21

羨慕須

第一次酸人就約到 - 成人話題討論

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