第一次結果督錯洞 - 成人話題討論

Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-07-23T23:21

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我從來沒有跟別人講過

其實我的第一次......

督錯洞了......



我那個時候還是個小處男高中生

某次跑去女朋友家玩

跟她的爸媽問候一下簡單聊兩句之後

就躲到女朋友的房間了

情侶間什麼不多 白癡的小動作最多

一開始只是打來打去

弄一弄到後來變成摔角比賽

最後我就把她壓在她的床上開始搔癢

我說:"認不認輸!!!!!"

她一邊大笑一邊掙扎:"哈哈哈....認輸認輸....不要在弄了...嗚嗚..."

看她被我弄的衣衫不整又被我壓在下面

害我心底的"火"有點上來了




我開始親她然後另一隻手揉她的小C奶

她微微呻吟:"恩.....不要.....在家裡不好......."

我沒等她講完就把嘴唇湊了上去

直接封住她的嘴巴XD

不知道是因為我挑逗技術高超

還是在家裡覺得羞恥的關係

今天的她好像真的很有感覺




她用氣音對我說:"我想要......"

總算解禁了 我整個興奮到不行

我一邊脫下褲子一邊又問:"真的可以嗎....."

她點點頭說:"恩.....可是我也是第一次...你要小力一點..."

我用最快的速度把兩個人都扒個精光

女朋友的裸體之前有看過了所以衝擊還沒那麼大

真的插入倒是第一次 我整個硬到不行

我說:"轉過去 然後趴著背對我"

她乖乖的照做了 正準備要來個突刺的時候

她突然大喊:"等一下! "

幹! 嚇我一跳!

"怎麼了?" "你先關燈....." "又不是沒看過....." "關燈啦!"

我心不甘情不願的跑去關燈

回來就位之後 將肉棒對準感覺像是小穴的地方

慢慢的擠了進去 唔.....好緊.....

我問她說:"會痛嗎?"

她說:"咦?你進來了嗎?"

靠腰喔....這個緊到不行的包覆感是假的喔

我號稱鹿港第一大屌

口是心非的女人.....看我幹死妳!

我以狂風暴雨的攻勢擺動著公狗腰

"趴!趴!趴!"的聲音好大聲

黑暗中只聽到她慌慌張張的聲音:"等...等一下阿! 快停!"

現在才知道害怕太晚了!!!



我要幹死妳!!!!!!!!!

100%馬力!!!!




因為真的太緊了 沒多久我就射惹

完事後打開燈一看

女朋友她爸的褲子褪到膝蓋那裡趴在我女朋友身上

整個屁股都是洨...



原來是她爸拉完屎褲子還沒穿好就走出來聽到女兒房間內有騷動想進來一探究竟結果跌倒整個人趴在我女朋友身上暈了過去我女朋友以為是我也不以為意接著我趴到她爸身上捅到她爸的屁眼

督錯洞就算了.....還督錯人的洞......

我趁她爸還沒清醒直接逃出了她家

後來我跟我女朋友因為其他事分手了 再也沒有聯絡

倒是她爸還常常來找我

還規定我不許再叫他"伯父"

要改叫他"糖糖阿宏"


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Tags: 成人

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Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2015-07-26T07:13
糖糖^%^
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-07-28T15:05
糖糖阿宏是三小啦
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2015-07-30T22:56
every night wo~wo~woo i stuck in the wrong hole
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2015-08-02T06:48
糖糖~
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2015-08-04T14:40
...糖糖阿宏
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2015-08-06T22:31
其他事是指害他雙親離婚嗎
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2015-08-09T06:23
我到底看了三小
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2015-08-11T14:14
....
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-08-13T22:06
是女孩版,好久不見~~~~~
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-08-16T05:58
你在八卦是被桶嗎?為什麼都沒看到你推文?
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2015-08-18T13:49
被桶一年 死去
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2015-08-20T21:41
嗨 糖糖腦公>////<
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2015-08-23T05:32
糖糖阿宏XDDD
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2015-08-25T13:24
清大肥宅安安
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2015-08-27T21:16
糖糖女孩板>\\\\\\<♥♥♥♥♥
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2015-08-30T05:07
蛤...好久喔喔...我難過
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2015-09-01T12:59
這是豪洨吧哈哈
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2015-09-03T20:51
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈幹
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2015-09-06T04:42
這到底是三小XXD
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2015-09-08T12:34
唐唐阿宏
Una avatar
By Una
at 2015-09-10T20:25
Q_Q好想你
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-09-13T04:17
>_O
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-09-15T12:09
蠻好笑的XDDD
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2015-09-17T20:00
.......
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2015-09-20T03:52
糖糖是我家的狗 不許你這樣QQQQ
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2015-09-22T11:43
天啊@@
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2015-09-24T19:35
這...啥鬼
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-09-27T03:27
不准噓女孩板誰都不准~~~
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2015-09-29T11:18
滾娘說的算
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-10-01T19:10
糖糖阿宏XDD
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2015-10-04T03:02
結局超爆笑XDD 有梗
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2015-10-06T10:53
XDDDD今天首推就給你了
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-10-08T18:45
有笑有推
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2015-10-11T02:36
結局有梗 不錯
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2015-10-13T10:28
XDDD~~~
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-10-15T18:20
......
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2015-10-18T02:11
糖糖阿宏推
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2015-10-20T10:03
目前動態: 中顆水球
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2015-10-22T17:54
我到底看了什麼啦
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2015-10-25T01:46
哈哈糖糖
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-10-27T09:38
幹我不自覺的唱了三樓的推文
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2015-10-29T17:29
這不是高義嗎
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2015-11-01T01:21
哈哈哈三小
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2015-11-03T09:13
有笑有推XD
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-11-05T17:04
我到底看了什麼...
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-11-08T00:56
我愛你XDD
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2015-11-10T08:47
拉哈哈
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By Daph Bay
at 2015-11-12T16:39
有笑有推XDDD
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By Eartha
at 2015-11-15T00:31
推糖糖阿宏哈哈哈哈
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By Regina
at 2015-11-17T08:22
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-11-19T16:14
幹 j三小啦wwwwwwww
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2015-11-22T00:05
XDDDD
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2015-11-24T07:57
結尾好笑XD
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2015-11-26T15:49
好笑推
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2015-11-28T23:40
這個有笑點
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2015-12-01T07:32
我在看三小XD
David avatar
By David
at 2015-12-03T15:24
糖糖阿宏……………真甜
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-12-05T23:15
推糖糖阿宏
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2015-12-08T07:07
...
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2015-12-10T14:58
有笑有推
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2015-12-12T22:50
殺小
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2015-12-15T06:42
XD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2015-12-17T14:33
糖糖阿宏是什麼啦哈哈哈
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2015-12-19T22:25
XDDDDDDDDDDD 有笑有推
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2015-12-22T06:17
破壞家庭的小王?
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2015-12-24T14:08
爆笑!!
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2015-12-26T22:00
哈哈哈哈哈~阿宏,哩就故謀來啊
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2015-12-29T05:51
屆轉笨版
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2015-12-31T13:43
有笑就給你推啦
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2016-01-02T21:35
XDDDDDDDDDD
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2016-01-05T05:26
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2016-01-07T13:18
有笑有推 哈
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-01-09T21:09
勇者是你
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2016-01-12T05:01
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-01-14T12:53
暑假多奇文
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-01-16T20:44
糖糖阿宏XD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-01-19T04:36
XDDDDDDDDDD
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2016-01-21T12:28
糖糖腦公怎麼變成糖糖阿宏ㄋQnQ..
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2016-01-23T20:19
笑死XD
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-01-26T04:11
笑死
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By Carolina Franco
at 2016-01-28T12:02
三小 …
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-01-30T19:54
半夜噴笑 哈哈
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2016-02-02T03:46
乾 哈哈哈哈哈哈 有笑有推!
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2016-02-04T11:37
廢到笑 哈哈哈哈
James avatar
By James
at 2016-02-06T19:29
………XD
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-02-09T03:20
糖糖阿宏xDDDDDD
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2016-02-11T11:12
XDDD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-02-13T19:04
哈哈哈哈哈哈這三小
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2016-02-16T02:55
當年笨版最囂張的
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-02-18T10:47
讚,這才是西斯版
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-02-20T18:39
太奇葩了這結尾XDDD
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-02-23T02:30
有笑點可是唬爛...................
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2016-02-25T10:22
笑翻~(((o(*゚▽゚*)o)))
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-02-27T18:13
笑了
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By Lily
at 2016-03-01T02:05
沒人發現ID也是亮點XD
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By Aaliyah
at 2016-03-03T09:57
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈馬的
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By Jacob
at 2016-03-05T17:48
甲甲的fu
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By Doris
at 2016-03-08T01:40
哈哈哈哈哈哈
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2016-03-10T09:31
靠腰XDD
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2016-03-12T17:23
...
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2016-03-15T01:15
j三小XDD
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-03-17T09:06
糖糖阿宏是哪招XD
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-03-19T16:58
靠腰欸 推
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2016-03-22T00:50
豪洨wwww
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By Blanche
at 2016-03-24T08:41
靠XDDDDDDDD
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By Skylar Davis
at 2016-03-26T16:33
糖糖阿宏XDDDDDDD
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2016-03-29T00:24
滿唬爛可是滿好笑的哈哈
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-03-31T08:16
優質好文給推 XDDD
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-04-02T16:08
糖糖阿宏XD
George avatar
By George
at 2016-04-04T23:59
很豪洨
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2016-04-07T07:51
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-04-09T15:42
祝幸福!
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2016-04-11T23:34
我看了三小…
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2016-04-14T07:26
高義的文越來越優質
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2016-04-16T15:17
推糖糖啊宏
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2016-04-18T23:09
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2016-04-21T07:01
...
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2016-04-23T14:52
廢到笑
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-04-25T22:44
糖糖阿宏哈哈哈哈
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-04-28T06:35
開發爸爸
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2016-04-30T14:27
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm_dlpB0Wmc 想到這首
David avatar
By David
at 2016-05-02T22:19
超廢 這篇應該能上特別節目
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2016-05-05T06:10
怎麼不教她電子學
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2016-05-07T14:02
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2016-05-09T21:54
糖糖阿宏是三小啦XD
David avatar
By David
at 2016-05-12T05:45
幹 這三小啦
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-05-14T13:37
供三小拉真的廢到笑欸
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2016-05-16T21:28
...87XDDD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2016-05-19T05:20
看來八卦桶你是對的,你的天分在西斯展現了!阿宏~
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2016-05-21T13:12
糖糖阿宏是三小....
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2016-05-23T21:03
頂到肺
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2016-05-26T04:55
幹 我看了殺小!!
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2016-05-28T12:46
有笑
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2016-05-30T20:38
幹這id難得有梗
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2016-06-02T04:30
糖糖阿宏XDDDD
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-06-04T12:21
J3小啦~~~~~~~~~~~
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2016-06-06T20:13
XDDDDD
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2016-06-09T04:05
你有病嗎XDDDD
James avatar
By James
at 2016-06-11T11:56
XDDDDDD
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-06-13T19:48
笑爛
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-06-16T03:39
有笑有推
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-06-18T11:31
糖糖阿宏 到底是甚麼啦!? 笑死我了
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-06-20T19:23
這分類應該是豪洨吧xd
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2016-06-23T03:14
...
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-06-25T11:06
我看了什麼...
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2016-06-27T18:57
靠xDDD
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2016-06-30T02:49
好笑給推哈哈
John avatar
By John
at 2016-07-02T10:41
真甜蜜
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2016-07-04T18:32
糖糖阿宏笑屎我了
George avatar
By George
at 2016-07-07T02:24
糖糖阿宏.....按....我看了什麼
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2016-07-09T10:16
吼喲為什麼你的文我都快笑死了啦
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-07-11T18:07
幹太好笑了不推對不起我爸媽
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2016-07-14T01:59
有笑有推
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-07-16T09:50
高義
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-07-18T17:42
幹,廢到笑
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-07-21T01:34
推糖糖阿宏
覺得溫馨
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2016-07-23T09:25
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-07-25T17:17
嗯…伯父慢走
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2016-07-28T01:08
靠杯XD
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2016-07-30T09:00
靠杯 好笑
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-08-01T16:52
幹你娘糖糖阿宏XDD
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2016-08-04T00:43
靠北,上班讓我看到這個要憋笑XD

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By Agatha
at 2015-07-23T18:19
各位哥哥姐姐妹妹弟弟表哥表姊表弟表妹大家好. 嚕嚕小弟我有位非常要好的女性朋友, 是那種無話不談無所不說百無禁忌的朋友. 後來我們上床了, 但那是另一段西斯故事. 但就小弟這位女性朋友所說, 她非常享受性愛時被扯頭髮的痛覺, 說是超級爽 + 可以讓她高潮昇華到另一個世界. 我跟她在發生關係前就有聊到過這 ...