第一次約到 - 成人話題討論

By Michael
at 2015-12-14T11:30

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小弟不才今年還是處男連套都沒買過
但剛剛在某個軟體上約到一個高中妹子
妹子表示她是奶大處女也給我看照片了
現在要跟我約小弟覺得好緊張
求版上各位神人教我該怎麼辦

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Tags: 成人

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By Poppy
at 2015-12-17T22:57

先準備好本票

By Frederica
at 2015-12-21T10:24

買ㄧ隻好寫的筆帶去

By Una
at 2015-12-24T21:51

吃完再來發心得，美食家都這樣，不會學一下嗎？

By Wallis
at 2015-12-28T09:18

先準備好印鑑

By Connor
at 2015-12-31T20:44

你戶頭記得先清空

By Joe
at 2016-01-04T08:11

記得要先哭窮

By Quintina
at 2016-01-07T19:38

買點數記得去7-11買mycard買得到5000點的

By Eden
at 2016-01-11T07:05

記得跟他說你沒錢

By Rosalind
at 2016-01-14T18:32

警世文應該要m

By Harry
at 2016-01-18T05:59

筆，印章，本票
筆，印章，本票
筆，印章，本票

By Dora
at 2016-01-21T17:26

記得帶防蚊液深山很多蟲

By Harry
at 2016-01-25T04:53

我先看照片是不是真的

By Jack
at 2016-01-28T16:20

記得自己帶印泥

By Robert
at 2016-02-01T03:47

記得多跑幾家超商

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-02-04T15:14

記得洗屁股

By Freda
at 2016-02-08T02:41

高中妹，還是處女？！要麻是龍，不嘛你就等著簽本票，不
牽就等著被棄之深山荒野吧

By Oliver
at 2016-02-11T14:08

提款卡要帶

By Carol
at 2016-02-15T01:35

天下沒白吃的午餐

By Faithe
at 2016-02-18T13:02

記得打扮一下上新聞比較好看

By Daph Bay
at 2016-02-22T00:29

印章帶好

By Daph Bay
at 2016-02-25T11:56

做完筆錄後記得上來發文

By Kumar
at 2016-02-28T23:23

印章50塊就很夠用了不然到時候被搶很不方便

By Blanche
at 2016-03-03T10:50

記得還要跟豹哥打聲招呼

By Irma
at 2016-03-06T22:17

本票跟印章準備好

By Olive
at 2016-03-10T09:43

沒帶印章就用手印吧

By Tom
at 2016-03-13T21:10

先買點數卡吧

By Tom
at 2016-03-17T08:37

用史迪奇貼圖

By Rae
at 2016-03-20T20:04

先準備10萬

By Jacky
at 2016-03-24T07:31

結果見面是肌肉男

By Zanna
at 2016-03-27T18:58

你們沒看懂.."今年"是處男....連套都"沒買過"..懂了?
你們沒看懂.."今年"是處男....連套都"沒買過"..懂了?

By Jessica
at 2016-03-31T06:25

先問她等一下會有多少人來，搞不好需要總統套房
先問她等一下會有多少人來，搞不好需要總統套房

By Dorothy
at 2016-04-03T17:52

記得帶筆跟法官要簽名

By Megan
at 2016-04-07T05:19

喜歡上法院進修法律程序嗎

By Hedy
at 2016-04-10T16:46

本票

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-04-14T04:13

板上真的好多處男ㄛ

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-04-17T15:40

醫院救護車聯絡一下，不然手指頭晚了接不回去

By Eartha
at 2016-04-21T03:07

買好保險一路順風

By Wallis
at 2016-04-24T14:34

先存檔準備好本票、筆、印鑑銀行存款夠不夠?

By Hedwig
at 2016-04-28T02:01

沒見面前都是虎爛

By Valerie
at 2016-05-01T13:28

先練簽名票簽好看一點畢竟可能是這輩子最後的字

By Leila
at 2016-05-05T00:55

人都有兩顆腎，大方一點不要緊的

By Franklin
at 2016-05-08T12:22

把本票備好

By Eartha
at 2016-05-11T23:49

行房記錄器

By Elma
at 2016-05-15T11:16

不如先備個案吧

By Lydia
at 2016-05-18T22:42

mycard買個1萬準備著

By Necoo
at 2016-05-22T10:09

現在海邊冷冷der

By Oliver
at 2016-05-25T21:36

先收集他已滿16歲並且自願發生關係的證據

By Rae
at 2016-05-29T09:03

處女你搞得下...

By Xanthe
at 2016-06-01T20:30

加油多爽兩下喔

By Damian
at 2016-06-05T07:57

奶大處女...這你要小心了

By Daniel
at 2016-06-08T19:24

帳號先給我，我處理
帳號先給我，我處理

By Susan
at 2016-06-12T06:51

不用錢的最貴

By Daniel
at 2016-06-15T18:18

錢包不要帶，一隻筆就夠了
錢包不要帶，一隻筆就夠了

By Dora
at 2016-06-19T05:45

需要我先幫你報警嗎？

By Faithe
at 2016-06-22T17:12

簽本票囉

By Ivy
at 2016-06-26T04:39

被騙了啦

By Catherine
at 2016-06-29T16:06

月經文不忍噓

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-07-03T03:33

千萬不要買點數 XD

By Edwina
at 2016-07-06T15:00

戴好安全帽穿好氣墊衣

By Tracy
at 2016-07-10T02:27

你會遇到龍

By Caitlin
at 2016-07-13T13:54

筆,印章，本票

By Blanche
at 2016-07-17T01:21

Gps定位器，萬一失蹤家人才找的到

By Jack
at 2016-07-20T12:48

卡位等結局

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-07-24T00:15

-1

By Bethany
at 2016-07-27T11:41

高中妹？進法院手機記得關機

By Doris
at 2016-07-30T23:08

警察叔叔就是他

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-08-03T10:35

清明掃墓要不要準備花?還是你有喜歡吃什麼？

By Sarah
at 2016-08-06T22:02

點數卡

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-08-10T09:29

出門的時候記得抱一下媽媽

By Irma
at 2016-08-13T20:56

聽～海哭的聲音～

By Charlotte
at 2016-08-17T08:23

先練習簽名

By Olivia
at 2016-08-20T19:50

開實況
開實況

By Edwina
at 2016-08-24T07:17

西斯人氣-1

By Poppy
at 2016-08-27T18:44

小心

By Rosalind
at 2016-08-31T06:11

記得要吃飽然後帶頂安全帽要全罩式
記得要吃飽然後帶頂安全帽要全罩式

By Madame
at 2016-09-03T17:38

點數買好

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-09-07T05:05

先用一下r20，冷靜一下你會發現很多事

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-09-10T16:32

這我來

By Lydia
at 2016-09-14T03:59

準備上新聞賠償吧

By Quanna
at 2016-09-17T15:26

屁股先洗乾淨

By Belly
at 2016-09-21T02:53

-------- 千萬不要買點數 ----------------- XDDD

By Quintina
at 2016-09-24T14:20

前面幾樓都說了只能說保重

By Jessica
at 2016-09-28T01:47

她要釣大魚，第一次約出來不會下手的，先摸清你身家啦

By Lauren
at 2016-10-01T13:14

奶大處女輪得到妳！？先帶隱藏攝影機自保

By Candice
at 2016-10-05T00:40

三個洞都督

By Valerie
at 2016-10-08T12:07

約出來而已是在擔心什麼？

By Hazel
at 2016-10-11T23:34

回來是若手還在記得補篇警世文

By Gary
at 2016-10-15T11:01

本票，印章或簽字筆

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-10-18T22:28

社會新聞+1

By Eartha
at 2016-10-22T09:55

本票準備好

By William
at 2016-10-25T21:22

準備錢買點卡
準備錢買點卡

By Rachel
at 2016-10-29T08:49

詐騙詐騙

By Damian
at 2016-11-01T20:16

本票帶好，雄心壯志去脫魯

By Regina
at 2016-11-05T07:43

筆，印章，本票

By Christine
at 2016-11-08T19:10

記得今晚別上床，放長線釣大魚

By William
at 2016-11-12T06:37

你以為樓上的大大們都是在開玩笑嗎？

By Kumar
at 2016-11-15T18:04

我被騙過簽過本票，你千萬不要跟她單獨開房，過來人勸
你一句

By Agatha
at 2016-11-19T05:31

找爸爸一起去…簽本票

By Zanna
at 2016-11-22T16:58

《目前動態》不在站上

By Victoria
at 2016-11-26T04:25

點數卡買好

By Tracy
at 2016-11-29T15:52

她叫做馬~~~~~~~~英~~~~~~~~~~九~~~~~~~~

By Liam
at 2016-12-03T03:19

記得帶筆不然簽本票沒帶筆很不方便

By Elma
at 2016-12-06T14:46

先買好my card再過去

By Lauren
at 2016-12-10T02:13

上新聞有安全帽罩著衣服穿好看一點就好

By Ina
at 2016-12-13T13:39

月經文有沒有新梗

By Catherine
at 2016-12-17T01:06

確定不用買點數??

By Anthony
at 2016-12-20T12:33

忠言逆耳R 不要以為鄉民在唬爛R

By Erin
at 2016-12-24T00:00

筆本票印泥

By Caroline
at 2016-12-27T11:27

別怕

By David
at 2016-12-30T22:54

找好人等等去警察局保你出來

By Doris
at 2017-01-03T10:21

meet at some public place to get to know her? ha

By Olivia
at 2017-01-06T21:48

記得準備錢請律師

By Yuri
at 2017-01-10T09:15

穿帥一點上新聞比較好看

By Edith
at 2017-01-13T20:42

我過去支援你買好點數等我

By Ingrid
at 2017-01-17T08:09

練一下身材被強拍裸照的時候比較上鏡

By Hedwig
at 2017-01-20T19:36

不用怕。不是你督她，就是他督你

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-01-24T07:03

騙鬼啊

By Agatha
at 2017-01-27T18:30

照片咧？不相信

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-01-31T05:57

先尻個兩槍壓壓驚啊

By Agnes
at 2017-02-03T17:24

無聊

By Agatha
at 2017-02-07T04:51

有聽過萬寶龍鋼筆？

By Frederic
at 2017-02-10T16:18

先存點錢

By Necoo
at 2017-02-14T03:45

準備上警局吧未成年少女欸...

By Joe
at 2017-02-17T15:12

本票+1

By Mason
at 2017-02-21T02:38

還活著嗎

G奶嫩模激凸炫愛貓　網友嘆：活的不如貓

By Sarah
at 2015-12-14T11:22

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腋下有種....洨味

By Olivia
at 2015-12-14T10:02

小弟目前19歲，尻齡1年多，沒錯我18歲才開始尻槍前天在宿舍用電腦時突然聞到一股熟悉的味道，本來不以為意，但想想不對，是洨味！是洨味！是洨味！我開始尋找味道的來源，當個靈犬來吸四處嗅，連垃圾桶都去聞了結果被我找到了！就是從我流汗的左腋下發出的... 很奇怪的我聞我的右腋下只是普通的汗味，左邊卻是洨味 ...

用寂寞填補寂寞

By Erin
at 2015-12-14T09:57

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By Callum
at 2015-12-14T08:43

直播老婆洗澡給網友看變態老公這麼說… 香港一名男子在成人討論區多次po出妻子的豔照，甚至還直播妻子洗澡給網友看，與記者對談時，這名男子覺得自己拍得很厲害，但假如被妻子知道會被殺掉。香港《壹週PLUS》記者假裝是同道中人，約出37歲的PO照男Roger。 Roger表示他利用假裝講電話的方式，偷拍妻 ...

警逮性侵犯搜出一整櫃女裝…

By Rosalind
at 2015-12-14T08:11

http://udn.com/news/story/7317/1375627 104-12-14 聯合報記者張裕珍／苗栗報導 34歲張姓男子今年八月間涉嫌持刀闖入某服飾店，逼迫老闆娘替他口交，警方日前循線到張家逮人，赫見他衣櫃塞滿女性衣物，正進一步清查是否有其他被害人。張姓男子待業中，有竊取女性內 ...

第一次約到 - 成人話題討論

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