第一次看泌尿科--結紮心得(熱騰騰) - 成人話題討論

Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2017-08-31T21:39

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長那麼大第一次去看泌尿科。

醫生問我有什麼問題嗎?

「下面三十公分,它完全充血的時候,我的腦袋會貧血,會暈!醫生救我!」

唷,當然不是。

我:「我想要結紮。」

醫生:「你看起來很年輕耶,結婚多久了,小孩幾個了?」

我:「我27歲結婚,小孩兩個了。」

接著我開始問醫生一些問題,醫生跟我說男性結紮的手術風險很低,術後也不容易有後遺

症,跟性有關的部份都不會有影響,術前術後唯一的差別只在排出的體液沒有精蟲而已。

其實這些我之前上網作功課都有了解,只是透過醫生講出來會更放心一點。

「醫生,聽說術前打麻醉針,是針頭直接戳進睪丸,對嗎?」

醫生:「不是戳睪丸,是戳陰囊的皮下,然後旁邊開兩個洞,接著把輸精管拉出來,此時

會有些拉扯的疼痛感......」

後面他在講什麼我都沒注意聽了,因為我的腦筋一片空白,我開始有點後悔了...

醫生幫我排好結紮日期,老婆,我結紮完換妳出錢讓我去住月子中心嚕。



避孕的方式那麼多,為什麼要選擇結紮?依我跟老婆的個性,如果不小

心有了第三胎,我們一定捨不得拿掉,就算心力交瘁、就算口袋沒錢,我

們也一定會把他生下來,畢竟這是生命,也是緣分。不過依我目前的狀況

,我真的覺得兩個已經夠了,我們已經很滿足了,我跟老婆都不想要再

有第三胎,所以最直接、最保險、最完美的避孕方式就是結紮了。




結紮的時間排在下午一點半,結紮時怕護士幫我剃毛會覺得臭,出門前我

還特地去洗澡,沐浴乳擠一大陀在跨下,努力的搓,所有的皮都翻起來洗

得香噴噴。開刀前注意事項不能戴錶戴戒指、不能塗指甲油、化妝,還好

我一直都素顏所以沒差。




我是在台北長庚醫院開刀,先去老婆公司接她,一上車完全就是幸災樂禍

的嘴臉,好久沒看她笑得如此開心了,好想車門打開一腳把她踹出去。停

好車去附近的1885吃漢堡壓壓驚,吃完就去八樓的開刀房報到,護士小姐

說還沒那麼快輪到我,老婆就提議先去一樓按摩,這女的真的很會。

按摩完沒多久,護士打電話來叫我上去換手術衣,搭電梯上八樓的途中,

老婆一直問我會不會怕?我跟她說我是硬漢,是在怕三小!嘴巴這麼講

,腸胃卻因為太過緊張,蠕動有點太快,讓我有點想拉屎!




跟手術站的護士核對資料,老婆一直跟護士在那邊聊得笑呵呵,還問能

不能進手術室參觀、直播,腦袋有洞是不是,腦科在四樓啦,慢走不送!

換完手術衣,坐在那邊等沒多就叫到我的名字。一位護士推著輪椅要我坐

上去,我跟她說我的雙腳可以走,護士小姐說他們這邊規定要開刀的人要

坐輪椅進手術室,我想可能是怕病人會臨時烙跑吧!護士就推著我往手術

室去,那走廊有點長有點陰森,跟奈何橋有87分像。




進去手術室,裡面人很多,沒想到大家初次見面我就要露屌給你們看,有

點不好意思。護士要我躺在手術床上,幫我蓋好被子,醫生護士就先跟我

小聊一下,跟我看的A片很像,扒光對方衣服前要先聊天緩和情緒。醫生

說要先刮毛,要我把褲子退到膝蓋,我本來很怕刮毛的時候不小心勃起會

很尷尬,可是我的煩惱簡直多餘。內心緊張惶恐加上手術室冷氣很冷,小

鳥露出來的瞬間,我有感受到牠縮成一團,就好像薑絲大腸的豬大腸一樣

。我本來很想跟大家說牠平常其實不只如此而已,可是想想這種解釋有點

多餘。




本來以為刮毛的是護士,沒想到抓著我懶叫的竟然是男醫生,他很熟練迅

速的刮著我的毛,讓我想起當兵新訓時幫我剃三分頭的髮婆。刮完之後醫

生拿著貼布幫我黏那些掉落的毛髮,接著用碘酒幫我把懶趴塗好塗滿,好

像烤雞要進烤箱前,先用醬料醃過上色一樣。




重頭戲來了,要打麻醉藥了,醫生說有點像下面被踹一腳有點「蛋蛋的哀

傷」,我想說高中時常常被阿魯巴,不管阿柱子、阿門、垃圾桶蓋在跨下

旋轉,甚至被倒立抬起阿班級牌,這些大風大浪我都經歷過,應該撐得住

。但是針頭戳下去的瞬間我還是忍不住叫了出來,幹,這根本不是踢一下

,是直接針頭戳懶趴皮阿!元宵節猜燈謎:內褲藏針猜兩個字?答案就是

「睹懶」啊!真他媽痛,那些說不痛的趕快拿針戳自己懶趴皮!打完麻醉

針之後馬上在懶趴開一個洞,這個最痛!我簡直用十倍的界王拳在吞忍!

後面把輸精管拉出來幹麻的那個就無感了,算是中場休息啦!




處理完之後,我鬆了一口氣跟醫生說謝謝,醫生說剛剛處理右邊,你左邊

還沒弄耶!我的鼻孔瞬間撐大:「還要再一次唷!」醫生:「喂,先生,

你應該有兩顆睪丸對吧!當然兩邊都要用阿,而且,左邊的會比較痛唷」

我聽完的瞬間臉色整個灰掉,比灰姑娘還灰!兩邊弄完之後想說結束了,

醫生說傷口要止血之類的(沒有聽很清楚),這個最痛,好像有人拿著菸頭

持續的燙你的懶趴皮!我回家上維基百科看,這個步驟應該是縫合、燒灼

(電燒)。以疼痛排行來看,我會把最後的燒灼排第一,懶趴皮戳洞排第

二,打麻醉針排第三,我前面說了手術室超冷,可是整個手術下來我滿身

汗,腋下都濕了。我問醫師護士有人在手術過程哭出來嗎?(因為我有點

想哭)他們呵呵笑說,是有叫很大聲的啦,哭倒是沒有。




確定整個手術都結束了,我跟大家說謝謝,台灣的醫護人員真的很辛苦也

很優秀,今天幫我作手術的醫生跟在旁幫我量血壓的護士,年紀都比我小

,果真是英雄出少年。把褲子穿上,跟大家道謝完之後,我又坐在輪椅上

被護士推了出去,有一種如釋重負的感覺。換好衣服走出手術室,老婆看

到我又是一陣哈哈笑。把裡面手術的過程講給她聽,她竟然笑到並匭,一

點同理心也沒有。可是經過這個手術我真的覺得老婆太偉大了,我只是個

小手術就痛到機機叫,我老婆可是幫我生了兩個小孩,那過程不就更艱辛

。老婆,辛苦妳了,再給我重新選擇,我一樣會來台北長庚作結紮手術,

因為我要跟我老婆保證,妳以後不用再辛苦了,妳不會再懷第三胎了,歷

經兩次生產過程,妳辛苦了,這次就換我吧!




大家最關心的手術費用:6667元 (團體報名結紮也是這個費用不會比較便宜)

結紮之後輸精管還是可以再接回去,不過受孕的機率就會很低,所以要結

紮前請三思。後續要再回醫院檢查,到時候再跟大家分享吧!感謝收看。



by 永遠的黃小偉~☆

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結紮首部曲:結紮手術過程
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/sex/M.1504186806.A.FE9.html

結紮二部曲:術後一個禮拜傷口照顧
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/sex/M.1504855819.A.714.html

結紮三部曲:術後三個月精蟲檢查
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/sex/M.1515141034.A.D03.html
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All Comments

David avatar
By David
at 2017-09-05T04:51
覺得痛痛的
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2017-09-09T12:02
真男人,給推了
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2017-09-13T19:13
痛!
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2017-09-18T02:24
看完讓我退縮嘞
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2017-09-22T09:35
好生動...
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2017-09-26T16:46
這個我有經驗可以說了吼!馬的醫生虎藍我說麻藥退了就
可以工作,他媽的麻藥一退我痛到嫑嫑的,坐下來都覺得
懶趴快炸掉那樣!過沒幾天兩個腫到比小大叔還大,為了
證明我不是得了什麼不該得的病,我再去看醫生,一進去
不囉唆直接脫,醫生看到笑呵呵。醫生才問我有沒有熱敷
,他媽的為什麼不提醒我?講得我很有經驗一樣啦幹
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2017-09-30T23:57
有笑有推
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2017-10-05T07:08
有笑有推
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2017-10-09T14:20
超好笑
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2017-10-13T21:31
乾 看完都不敢結扎了
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2017-10-18T04:42
暖男給推
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2017-10-22T11:53
有笑有推
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2017-10-26T19:04
笑死我了,真男人給推
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2017-10-31T02:15
推推
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2017-11-04T09:26
給推
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2017-11-08T16:37
幹,要換我了啦!你這篇根本要我嫑嫑德
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2017-11-12T23:48
真男人 推
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2017-11-17T07:00
文筆不錯哦哥
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2017-11-21T14:11
推。真男人
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2017-11-25T21:22
真男人 推
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2017-11-30T04:33
硬漢給推!
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2017-12-04T11:44
真男人
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2017-12-08T18:55
真男人
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2017-12-13T02:06
痛到雞雞叫....槓....我被你嚇出尿了槓~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2017-12-17T09:17
真男人
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2017-12-21T16:29
XDDDD笑翻,蛋蛋大挨傷。
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2017-12-25T23:40
幹,這樣我怎麼敢去啦
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2017-12-30T06:51
真男人給推
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2018-01-03T14:02
馬的我也兩個了 有沒有人推薦無痛結紮的拜託了
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2018-01-07T21:13
真男人,推
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2018-01-12T04:24
有笑有推
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2018-01-16T11:35
好生動...
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2018-01-20T18:46
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2018-01-25T01:57
看完也笑到並軌
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2018-01-29T09:09
有笑有推 真男人
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2018-02-02T16:20
真男人推
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2018-02-06T23:31
可是我結紮過程沒啥痛感哩
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2018-02-11T06:42
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2018-02-15T13:53
你這個不是無刀口結扎吧……
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-02-19T21:04
靠我三寶了有空也要去過橋了
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2018-02-24T04:15
太好笑了哈哈哈哈真疼老婆
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2018-02-28T11:26
中出無價~啊嘶。
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2018-03-04T18:38
我快笑死了哈哈哈
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2018-03-09T01:49
馬的,我曾經五年很容易軟是因為結紮
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2018-03-13T09:00
真男人
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2018-03-17T16:11
好男人啊~~~QQ推一個
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2018-03-21T23:22
有笑有推 硬漢果然不一樣
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2018-03-26T06:33
第一次在這版笑岔氣 原po真男人~
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2018-03-30T13:44
笑死
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2018-04-03T20:55
真男人
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2018-04-08T04:06
真男人給推
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2018-04-12T11:18
看的我都不敢結紮了
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2018-04-16T18:29
推分享
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2018-04-21T01:40
真男人
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2018-04-25T08:51
這刀大可不必挨
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2018-04-29T16:02
真男人,好厲害
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2018-05-03T23:13
我竟然當作在看笑話XD~~不過我才1個 還有努力空間~
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2018-05-08T06:24
記得這幾個月還是要避孕 直到精液檢查中已經沒有檢
查出精蟲才能安心哦哦哦哦
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2018-05-12T13:35
只能推了
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2018-05-16T20:46
真男人
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2018-05-21T03:58
推真男人
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2018-05-25T11:09
我真的笑著看完這篇
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2018-05-29T18:20
這個文筆好!真男人讚一個~
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2018-06-03T01:31
真實故事給推
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2018-06-07T08:42
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2018-06-11T15:53
屌喔
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2018-06-15T23:04
真男人
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2018-06-20T06:15
我覺得超好笑欸XDDDD 但我有點畏懼了
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2018-06-24T13:27
推 哈哈哈
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2018-06-28T20:38
真男人!
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2018-07-03T03:49
我也結紮完了,從打麻醉到結束完全無感
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2018-07-07T11:00
推真男人
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2018-07-11T18:11
真男人給推
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2018-07-16T01:22
為了不要有三寶只好去睹懶了 = =
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2018-07-20T08:33
真男人給推
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2018-07-24T15:44
我的手術是沒辦法接回去的,直接拿掉一段輸精管,打結再電燒
,杜絕任何會懷孕的機會,醫生也怕有糾紛,所以手術前都會
先告知病人他的做法
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2018-07-28T22:55
趣味橫生啊這篇哈哈
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2018-08-02T06:07
你讓我猶豫了
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2018-08-06T13:18
真男人
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2018-08-10T20:29
哈哈真文筆讓我笑倒翻過來翻過去
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2018-08-15T03:40
真男人 推
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2018-08-19T10:51
加錢全身麻醉就不痛了吧?
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2018-08-23T18:02
好男人!推推
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2018-08-28T01:13
推 好生動!!好老公再推
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2018-09-01T08:24
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2018-09-05T15:36
貼心!!!大推♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2018-09-09T22:47
推推
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2018-09-14T05:58
敘述的太搞笑了!
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2018-09-18T13:09
文筆真好 本季最好笑就給你了
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-09-22T20:20
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2018-09-27T03:31
好厲害
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2018-10-01T10:42
笑死
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2018-10-05T17:53
哪有說的這麼誇張啊,不就打麻醉痛一下,拉輸精管痛一下
而已
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2018-10-10T01:04
好男人
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2018-10-14T08:16
超生動,看影片都沒這麼好笑吧
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2018-10-18T15:27
超會寫
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2018-10-22T22:38
真男人
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2018-10-27T05:49
真男人必須推
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2018-10-31T13:00
跟你一樣 28 兩寶 上月卡札 淚推
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2018-11-04T20:11
幹看完更猶豫了啦
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2018-11-09T03:22
謝謝分享 文筆很好笑 感覺好痛
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2018-11-13T10:33
真男人
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2018-11-17T17:45
哈哈哈超好笑的啦
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2018-11-22T00:56
好痛的感覺
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2018-11-26T08:07
文筆不錯
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2018-11-30T15:18
好生動喔
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2018-12-04T22:29
David avatar
By David
at 2018-12-09T05:40
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2018-12-13T12:51
真男人,看到過程比看鬼故事還發寒!
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2018-12-17T20:02
真男人!
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2018-12-22T03:13
哈哈
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2018-12-26T10:25
先推
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2018-12-30T17:36
有痛有推
George avatar
By George
at 2019-01-04T00:47
好好笑
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2019-01-08T07:58
真男人。推
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2019-01-12T15:09
好男人
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2019-01-16T22:20
幹看到被啊魯巴那段..你該不會是同學吧
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2019-01-21T05:31
這文筆,不得不給您一個讚。疼老婆再一個讚。
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2019-01-25T12:42
真男人
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2019-01-29T19:53
看完了,不是 XD
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2019-02-03T03:05
真男人推
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2019-02-07T10:16
昇偉?
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2019-02-11T17:27
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2019-02-16T00:38
拍拍
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2019-02-20T07:49
抱歉…邊看邊笑,文筆好到讓人身如其
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2019-02-24T15:00
這部落客等級的文筆XD
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2019-02-28T22:11
真男人!雖然我一路笑到尾
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2019-03-05T05:22
真男人!
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2019-03-09T12:34
好老公
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-03-13T19:45
哈哈哈哈哈
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2019-03-18T02:56
好生動不過好痛的感覺害我雞雞縮起來
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2019-03-22T10:07
大推!
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2019-03-26T17:18
真男人
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2019-03-31T00:29
真男人推
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2019-04-04T07:40
真男人 推 菸頭燙懶趴皮那段我看得心裡發寒
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-04-08T14:51
真男人
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2019-04-12T22:02
哈哈哈大笑
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2019-04-17T05:14
續集快快快......很會!
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2019-04-21T12:25
滿好笑的XDDD
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2019-04-25T19:36
是怕有小三
James avatar
By James
at 2019-04-30T02:47
所以之後射出來的都是透明的嗎?
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2019-05-04T09:58
真男人
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2019-05-08T17:09
笑死
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2019-05-13T00:20
羨慕推
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2019-05-17T07:31
看起來超痛
Una avatar
By Una
at 2019-05-21T14:43
大推 文筆幽默+真男人
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2019-05-25T21:54
乾笑死了
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2019-05-30T05:05
加油
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2019-06-03T12:16
好有畫面喔哈哈
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2019-06-07T19:27
這是真的好男人!不推不行
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2019-06-12T02:38
超讚XDDD 好男人推推!
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2019-06-16T09:49
文筆超讚 更是暖男 大推
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2019-06-20T17:00
好痛
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2019-06-25T00:11
真男人,讓我笑了好多次
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2019-06-29T07:23
鉅細靡遺耶
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2019-07-03T14:34
抱歉,笑翻了
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2019-07-07T21:45
佩服
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2019-07-12T04:56
笑翻,給真男人一個推
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2019-07-16T12:07
對不起可是我從頭笑到尾
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2019-07-20T19:18
好痛...真男人!
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2019-07-25T02:29
好有畫面 很棒的文筆,看完也笑到並軌
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2019-07-29T09:40
超級好笑愛
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2019-08-02T16:52
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2019-08-07T00:03
笑死
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2019-08-11T07:14
真男人推 是說文也寫的太有畫面XD
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2019-08-15T14:25
推,好笑又感動,我握著我的蛋蛋看完了
William avatar
By William
at 2019-08-19T21:36
在冷氣房看這篇看到冒冷汗
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2019-08-24T04:47
好生動可出書
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2019-08-28T11:58
真男人
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2019-09-01T19:09
太好笑了愛老婆好男人
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2019-09-06T02:20
這好笑又體貼,帥氣
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2019-09-10T09:32
感覺我的管也開始痛了QQ
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2019-09-14T16:43
看完誰還敢結紮啦XD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2019-09-18T23:54
超好笑的 你們好可愛XD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2019-09-23T07:05
推~我一個邊覺得痛邊笑噴
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2019-09-27T14:16
我笑到不行欸哈哈哈哈 推真男人!
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2019-10-01T21:27
笑死 有畫面
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2019-10-06T04:38
笑到死XD
Una avatar
By Una
at 2019-10-10T11:49
看完小弟弟都縮起來了
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2019-10-14T19:00
包皮不順便反正懶趴都露出來了
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2019-10-19T02:12
真男人
George avatar
By George
at 2019-10-23T09:23
超man!
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2019-10-27T16:34
我快笑死
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2019-10-31T23:45
ㄒㄒ
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2019-11-05T06:56
超好笑,推真男人!
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2019-11-09T14:07
原po真男人!
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2019-11-13T21:18
David avatar
By David
at 2019-11-18T04:29
我從"這女的真的很會"開始就一直笑不停
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2019-11-22T11:41
可以全身麻醉嗎
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2019-11-26T18:52
真男人推一個哈哈哈哈
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2019-12-01T02:03
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2019-12-05T09:14
有笑有推 超級真男人
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2019-12-09T16:25
笑屎喇~~
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2019-12-13T23:36
每丁每當了太趣味啦
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2019-12-18T06:47
幹 看到一半就受不了了
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2019-12-22T13:58
我只有拉輸精管有感覺而已,其他打麻醉跟電燒都沒有疼
痛感
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2019-12-26T21:09
推,笑到併櫃XD
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2019-12-31T04:21
有笑有推!
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2020-01-04T11:32
超好笑XD
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2020-01-08T18:43
推豬大腸XDD
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2020-01-13T01:54
有笑有推
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2020-01-17T09:05
哈哈 推推
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2020-01-21T16:16
推推
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2020-01-25T23:27
真男人 推
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2020-01-30T06:38
快笑死 真男人給推
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2020-02-03T13:50
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2020-02-07T21:01
給推
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2020-02-12T04:12
你寫的很生動有趣 XD
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2020-02-16T11:23
對不起 豬大腸我笑了 推真男人
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2020-02-20T18:34
真男人推
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2020-02-25T01:45
真男人!
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2020-02-29T08:56
好猛好痛,文筆超幽默,真的真男人,給推
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2020-03-04T16:07
真男人!
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2020-03-08T23:18
有感謝老婆先推一個
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2020-03-13T06:30
真男人 好男人 嗚嗚嗚嗚
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2020-03-17T13:41
推 真男人
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2020-03-21T20:52
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2020-03-26T04:03
有笑有推、笑死我了
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2020-03-30T11:14
我也笑到病軌
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2020-04-03T18:25
真男人阿,寫的我的漏尿了,推
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2020-04-08T01:36
看到一半老二就在痛了
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2020-04-12T08:47
推超好笑
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2020-04-16T15:59
真男人快推!
William avatar
By William
at 2020-04-20T23:10
有笑有推
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2020-04-25T06:21
笑到歪頭,真男人
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2020-04-29T13:32
有笑有推
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2020-05-03T20:43
好文好文~真男人的真實幽默,一定要推!
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2020-05-08T03:54
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2020-05-12T11:05
XDD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2020-05-16T18:16
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2020-05-21T01:27
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2020-05-25T08:39
生動
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2020-05-29T15:50
只能推了!真男人!
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2020-06-02T23:01
真男人
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2020-06-07T06:12
可以全麻嗎...orz
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2020-06-11T13:23
每次想起看到分享都直接放棄
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2020-06-15T20:34
推,真男人,三個月後好好享受無限中出的樂趣吧
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2020-06-20T03:45
真男人
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2020-06-24T10:56
真男人
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2020-06-28T18:07
同感...最後電燒真的超痛,我整個彈起來
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2020-07-03T01:19
真男人,但我看了覺得卻步了....
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2020-07-07T08:30
大丈夫
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2020-07-11T15:41
這篇寫得好生動!大推!
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2020-07-15T22:52
推。
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2020-07-20T06:03
你的文筆真好寫的超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2020-07-24T13:14
有笑有推
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2020-07-28T20:25
雖然好像很痛但文筆太幽默了害我一直笑!
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2020-08-02T03:36
乾 我才想去打結說
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2020-08-06T10:48
你沒辦法生第三個,但是你老婆還是可以生第三個喔!揪咪
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2020-08-10T17:59
真男人
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2020-08-15T01:10
恭喜練成葵花寶典! 電燒階段正常不會痛吧? 除非麻醉不夠
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2020-08-19T08:21
拉扯輸精管的時候比較有感覺~
John avatar
By John
at 2020-08-23T15:32
幹,看的我笑不停。
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2020-08-27T22:43
嗚嗚好感人
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2020-09-01T05:54
推 好文筆 我邊看邊笑!!
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2020-09-05T13:05
聽說去台安蠻多人推
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2020-09-09T20:16
推超寫實,我也笑到快岔氣了…
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2020-09-14T03:28
真男人
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2020-09-18T10:39
推推 看完頭皮發麻
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2020-09-22T17:50
真男人~我從頭笑到尾阿
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2020-09-27T01:01
真男人推
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2020-10-01T08:12
笑到噴飯
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2020-10-05T15:23
27歲小孩兩個!!!太強了!!!
Una avatar
By Una
at 2020-10-09T22:34
。。太痛了這個
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2020-10-14T05:45
覺得你講得太好笑......
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2020-10-18T12:57
好好笑 有笑有推
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2020-10-22T20:08
XD
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2020-10-27T03:19
我笑道並軌
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2020-10-31T10:30
看完我更不敢紮了 QQ
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2020-11-04T17:41
痛@@
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2020-11-09T00:52
好文筆
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2020-11-13T08:03
真男人給推
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2020-11-17T15:14
推爆 笑死我
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2020-11-21T22:25
這我真的不行,會痛到往生
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2020-11-26T05:37
好笑推
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2020-11-30T12:48
靠 推
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2020-12-04T19:59
靠北,笑到不行了
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2020-12-09T03:10
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2020-12-13T10:21
好寫實,看完縮了一下
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2020-12-17T17:32
真男人 你讓我更不敢了!
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2020-12-22T00:43
推真男人
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2020-12-26T07:54
真男人
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2020-12-30T15:06
笑死XD特地上來推真男人
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2021-01-03T22:17
豬大腸這個詞太好笑了
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2021-01-08T05:28
看完以後我決定還是乖乖戴套套好了...
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2021-01-12T12:39
男人給推
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2021-01-16T19:50
推真男人
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2021-01-21T03:01
真男人啊
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2021-01-25T10:12
看了就痛.推
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2021-01-29T17:23
看到賭爛我笑到肚子痛 天啊
George avatar
By George
at 2021-02-03T00:34
真男人
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2021-02-07T07:46
推 好男人啊
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2021-02-11T14:57
真男人!給推
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2021-02-15T22:08
ㄍㄋㄇㄉ寫得這麼痛我怎麼還敢去結紮啦 T_T
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2021-02-20T05:19
乾~笑死
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2021-02-24T12:30
幹 好痛
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2021-02-28T19:41
(>﹏<) 痛
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2021-03-05T02:52
George avatar
By George
at 2021-03-09T10:03
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2021-03-13T17:14
幹..真男人..本來有考慮..看到那麼詳細...我再想想好了
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2021-03-18T00:26
真男人
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2021-03-22T07:37
真男人,這不能全麻嗎
David avatar
By David
at 2021-03-26T14:48
笑死我了,推台大張醫生,只開一個孔,真的不太痛喔
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2021-03-30T21:59
身歷其境啊
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2021-04-04T05:10
幽默的好男人 推推
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2021-04-08T12:21
推 真男人 !!
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2021-04-12T19:32
感同身受
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2021-04-17T02:43
看的好痛XDDD 對不起 是笑到肚子好痛
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2021-04-21T09:55
結紮團購其實有打折的...
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2021-04-25T17:06
笑翻
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2021-04-30T00:17
推你...不過不能先用抹的麻醉 再打針嗎@@?
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2021-05-04T07:28
笑到肚子痛XDDDDD
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2021-05-08T14:39
如要結紮的的人,我推薦醫美處理,傷口小
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2021-05-12T21:50
有笑有推 真男人
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2021-05-17T05:01
好生動好有畫面好好笑哈哈哈哈哈
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2021-05-21T12:12
乾感覺很痛但你寫的很好笑
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2021-05-25T19:23
你這樣寫以後誰還敢結
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2021-05-30T02:35
讚讚
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2021-06-03T09:46
好有畫面的文,哥是真男人
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2021-06-07T16:57
真男人給推
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2021-06-12T00:08
笑又感人
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2021-06-16T07:19
看得我GG都縮了…蛋蛋的悲哀
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2021-06-20T14:30
推推!真男人!
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2021-06-24T21:41
真男人,原po好棒!
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2021-06-29T04:52
好男人給推!
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2021-07-03T12:04
我可以全身麻醉做這個手術嗎?
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2021-07-07T19:15
我以後也想做看到這篇都軟了....
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2021-07-12T02:26
有笑給推
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2021-07-16T09:37
真男人給推,又猛又暖
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2021-07-20T16:48
看了好痛 ><
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2021-07-24T23:59
有笑有推
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2021-07-29T07:10
好男人讚讚
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2021-08-02T14:21
有淚有推
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2021-08-06T21:32
奇怪,怎麼看了有點痛?
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2021-08-11T04:44
推,超好笑,但真的感覺好痛!!!!
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2021-08-15T11:55
好生動XD
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2021-08-19T19:06
我的感受是拉精索的時候不舒服感很重,一邊拉個3-4次,做
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2021-08-24T02:17
好心理準備還是可以忍受,打麻醉倒是無感。
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By Victoria
at 2021-08-28T09:28
你的文章好生動喔
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By Eden
at 2021-09-01T16:39
朝聖
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By Una
at 2021-09-05T23:50
有笑有推 真男人!
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By Bennie
at 2021-09-10T07:01
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By Andy
at 2021-09-14T14:13
真男人!將心比心真的很難得
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By Leila
at 2021-09-18T21:24
原Po文筆太生動了XDD好好笑
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By Yedda
at 2021-09-23T04:35
真男人!
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By Rachel
at 2021-09-27T11:46
太強惹~
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By Dora
at 2021-10-01T18:57
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By Xanthe
at 2021-10-06T02:08
有笑有推
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By Elvira
at 2021-10-10T09:19
推推
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By Victoria
at 2021-10-14T16:30
有笑推
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By Hedwig
at 2021-10-18T23:41
好久沒看到你的文章了,給你GY99
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By Bennie
at 2021-10-23T06:53
恭喜,現開始天天無套中出吧
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By Ina
at 2021-10-27T14:04
笑到並軌 XD 但看得也好痛 ><
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By Kyle
at 2021-10-31T21:15
好有畫面
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By Zanna
at 2021-11-05T04:26
QAQ
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By Olga
at 2021-11-09T11:37
原PO有抽菸嗎?有抽菸的麻藥要重一點,可以跟醫生討論。
結紮明明不痛呀!
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By Margaret
at 2021-11-13T18:48
真男人給推!!! 太好笑了XD
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By Lauren
at 2021-11-18T01:59
真男人!
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By Hardy
at 2021-11-22T09:10
看起來過程跟割包皮很像
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By Enid
at 2021-11-26T16:21
好文筆,好生動,好好笑XDDD
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By Todd Johnson
at 2021-11-30T23:33
到底痛不痛阿,我也兩個;考慮綁起來了
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By Zenobia
at 2021-12-05T06:44
永遠的黃小偉 沒想到從2005到現在還看得到,可惜很少po
文了
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By Tracy
at 2021-12-09T13:55
可以的話小偉哥可以在更新網誌啊啊啊啊啊啊啊
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By Joseph
at 2021-12-13T21:06
我老婆肚子的兩個還沒出來,看完我縮了...
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By Charlotte
at 2021-12-18T04:17
笑到並軌
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By Damian
at 2021-12-22T11:28
真男人是你!!
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By Andy
at 2021-12-26T18:39
其實沒那麼痛,真的
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By Emily
at 2021-12-31T01:50
你不會生第三個~令夫人會不會就很難說了~科科
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By Emily
at 2022-01-04T09:02
樓上的推文內容真的是低能當幽默
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By Kristin
at 2022-01-08T16:13
胯下涼涼的
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By Dora
at 2022-01-12T23:24
我結紮時還有實習醫師跟護士好幾個人圍繞在旁邊,一個醫師
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2022-01-17T06:35
處裡右邊蛋蛋就叫另一個應該是實習醫生弄另一邊
過程倒是沒什麼感覺就是了
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By Poppy
at 2022-01-16T17:09
推疼老婆 要幸福唷
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By Olive
at 2022-01-21T00:20
多一元喔?6666才順!抱歉,離題了
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By Poppy
at 2022-01-16T17:09
笑翻 辛苦你了 真是好男人
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By Xanthe
at 2022-01-21T00:20
我被豬大腸給徹底擊沉
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By Iris
at 2022-01-16T17:09
推~真男人

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at 2017-08-30T19:00
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By Rosalind
at 2017-08-29T19:43
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at 2017-08-29T15:58
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By Joe
at 2017-08-27T08:10
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