第一次看別人打野炮 - 成人話題討論

Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2005-06-16T22:50

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記得那年我十歲

跟哥哥到後山的一個湖釣魚

走著走著，看到草叢中有一個中年男子

那男的對我們說：小朋友釣魚呀～

等下叔叔要跟女朋友在這裡打炮不要過來偷看喔～ (哼！擺明是炫耀言)

但是後來還是忍不住當時年幼上進的企圖心，去偷看了Orz

我跟哥哥偷偷的接近案發地點，女主角已經到了，上衣脫了，正在脫褲子

男的不斷用手在按摩他那不爭氣的小老二，

我小聲地問哥哥說，他在幹嘛？哥哥說他雞雞翹不起來，等下會被罵

果然，一碗麵泡好了 他的雞雞都還是比我小，那個女的就開始擺臭臉又脆脆唸

這時我對哥哥真是感到無比的崇拜，

你怎麼知道他會被罵？

哥哥說：每次媽媽都是因為這樣罵爸爸的

喔.........

後來我跟哥哥就去旁邊釣魚了，兩根釣桿，我顧魚，哥哥顧他們兩個

說好釣三條魚交換顧；

後來哥哥跑來跟我說：起來了、起來了 我說：還沒啦，我只釣了一條

哥哥：不是啦，是他的雞雞翹起來了

我：喔

撥開草叢，果 然他們已經開始在抽插了，但是不到40秒那男的就倒下來休息了

女人又是一頓臭罵，比剛開始的時候還要兇

你個老雞雞！等半天才能搞，搞兩下就沒了，你比旁邊那小孩子還沒用！

什麼！原來我跟哥哥已經被發現了(可見那個男的真的很遜)

此時哥哥竟然說：要不要幫你們？

我當時真的嚇到：不要啦，回家會被媽媽罵啦

哥：不會啦，只會被爸爸打

我：為什麼？

哥：每次爸爸不行的時候，都是我幫媽媽的

後來哥哥一個箭步上前，沒經過別人同意就上了那個女人

一邊搞她一邊把頭轉過來對我說：I am your father


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Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2005-06-19T09:39
你豪洨...你老爹隔壁的 鄭伯伯有看到
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2005-06-21T20:28
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
你哥:Join us, we can rule this woman together!
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2005-06-24T07:17
I am your father
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2005-06-26T18:06
不錯啊 還蠻有趣的 200多銀 幫你推一下!
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2005-06-29T04:55
唔.......我看的不是JOKE阿？
原PO也真厲害，A片看完了就開始豪洨笑話了
你今天好像在這裡待了一整天了~"~
今天的豪洨文應該是Ptt發現合版的密技造成的吧？
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2005-07-01T15:44
謝謝大家 T___T
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2005-07-04T02:33
一票豪洨文....= =
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2005-07-06T13:22
這是就可啊^^
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2005-07-09T00:11
LUKE:NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2005-07-11T11:00
你十歲就發現你哥原來是你爸????
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2005-07-13T21:49
掌聲歡迎新一代豪洨冠軍 hdr510～～～！！！
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2005-07-16T08:38
這篇太讚了啦　會埋伏筆　又引用星戰　經典啊!!
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2005-07-18T19:27
推～豪洨的達人丫！
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2005-07-21T06:17
太搞笑了啦~~~~哈哈哈
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2005-07-23T17:06
這篇不錯笑XD
樓上，他哥和他爸當然一樣
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2005-07-26T03:55
XD
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2005-07-28T14:44
幹 不能不推阿
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By Mia
at 2005-07-31T01:33
好好洨 XDDDDD
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2005-08-02T12:22
這裡是就可版嗎...Orz
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By Jacob
at 2005-08-04T23:11
帥啊！ 老皮
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By Agatha
at 2005-08-07T10:00
好笑XD
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By Damian
at 2005-08-09T20:49
這篇強
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By Andrew
at 2005-08-12T07:38
XD
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By Jacky
at 2005-08-14T18:27
不得不推
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By Victoria
at 2005-08-17T05:16
靠腰 最後一句真是經典
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2005-08-19T16:05
兩根釣桿，我顧魚，哥哥顧他們兩個
這句很棒
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2005-08-22T02:54
偉哉，豪洨代有人才出啊。
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2005-08-24T13:43
你哥老了之後也會跟你爸一樣地～
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2005-08-27T00:32
這個讚！有好笑到
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2005-08-29T11:21
我洨了
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By Kumar
at 2005-08-31T22:10
哈哈哈...好好笑
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2005-09-03T08:59
還以為到了就可版！嚇我一跳…= =
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By Charlie
at 2005-09-05T19:48
我洨了
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By George
at 2005-09-08T06:38
Luke: No~~~~~~~~
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By Iris
at 2005-09-10T17:27
這裡才是就可版阿~
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2005-09-13T04:16
好笑XD 最後一句是經典呀
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2005-09-15T15:05
最後一句...愛! m your father
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2005-09-18T01:54
有夠好笑的 愛 am ur father
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By Madame
at 2005-09-20T12:43
棍!我還以為是真的咧~~
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By Suhail Hany
at 2005-09-22T23:32
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By Eden
at 2005-09-25T10:21
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By Callum
at 2005-09-27T21:10
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at 2005-09-30T07:59
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By Caroline
at 2005-10-02T18:48
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By Hedwig
at 2005-10-05T05:37
哈，這才是清流啊！讚！多一點豪洨文吧！
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By Vanessa
at 2005-10-07T16:26
友好孝道
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By Xanthe
at 2005-10-10T03:15
orz
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By Genevieve
at 2005-10-12T14:04
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2005-10-15T00:53
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By Jack
at 2005-10-17T11:42
XD
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By Quanna
at 2005-10-19T22:31
這篇有好孝道 推
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By Necoo
at 2005-10-22T09:20
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By Belly
at 2005-10-24T20:09
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By Enid
at 2005-10-27T06:59
I am your father
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By Charlie
at 2005-10-29T17:48
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By Belly
at 2005-11-01T04:37
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at 2005-11-03T15:26
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By Faithe
at 2005-11-06T02:15
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By Lauren
at 2005-11-08T13:04
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By David
at 2005-11-10T23:53
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at 2005-11-13T10:42
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By Odelette
at 2005-11-15T21:31
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By Elizabeth
at 2005-11-18T08:20
厚害我前面還看得很認真,什麼跟什麼嘛XD
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2005-11-20T19:09
靠杯 我洨了
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By Kristin
at 2005-11-23T05:58
我聞到豪洨的味道
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By Damian
at 2005-11-25T16:47
幹XD
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By Todd Johnson
at 2005-11-28T03:36
XD
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By Charlotte
at 2005-11-30T14:25
為什麼你要帶替你爹？
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2005-12-03T01:14
蛤!!!位什麼我看不懂 位什麼哥哥變成爸爸阿
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2005-12-05T12:03
你豪洨...你老爹隔壁的 鄭伯伯有看到
為什麼你要代替你爹？ ......
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2005-12-07T22:52
哈哈~~借轉喔
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2005-12-10T09:41
看到最後一句　真是連法客都情不自禁罵出來了
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2005-12-12T20:30
I am your brother
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By Isabella
at 2005-12-15T07:20
you were my brother, anakin
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By Callum
at 2005-12-17T18:09
哈哈哈 洨到最高點阿...
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By Lydia
at 2005-12-20T04:58
我叫你爸你幹我媽
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By Ula
at 2005-12-22T15:47
推推推XDDDDDDD笑到快岔氣了
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By Mary
at 2005-12-25T02:36
真是不錯啊!
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By Frederic
at 2005-12-27T13:25
哇洗你老杯
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By Elma
at 2005-12-30T00:14
no~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!! XDDDDD
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By Ula
at 2006-01-01T11:03
推最後一句!!我是你老背...OTZ
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2006-01-03T21:52
你個老雞雞XD
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By Necoo
at 2006-01-06T08:41
金豪洨，忍不住要推一下...XD
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By Gilbert
at 2006-01-08T19:30
你個老雞雞！等半天才能搞，搞兩下就沒了...
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By Daph Bay
at 2006-01-11T06:19
俺是你爹!
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2006-01-13T17:08
好好笑~~
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By Ida
at 2006-01-16T03:57
你為甚麼要代替你爹？
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2006-01-18T14:46
哈哈，太好笑拉
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By Aaliyah
at 2006-01-21T01:35
這才是豪洨文呀^^
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By Adele
at 2006-01-23T12:24
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By Isla
at 2006-01-25T23:13
帥喔 真的很好笑XD
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By Hedy
at 2006-01-28T10:02
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By Ida
at 2006-01-30T20:51
NO~~~It can`t be...
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By Lauren
at 2006-02-02T07:41
害我笑好久@@"
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By Emily
at 2006-02-04T18:30
有好笑
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By Rosalind
at 2006-02-07T05:19
帥阿!!LP!!
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By Susan
at 2006-02-09T16:08
呵~得確是洨意十足!!!好一個 I am your father!
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By Jack
at 2006-02-12T02:57
XD...I am your father~~!!
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By Blanche
at 2006-02-14T13:46
昏倒＝。＝
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By Quanna
at 2006-02-17T00:35
為什麼我看不懂..
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2006-02-19T11:24
...
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2006-02-21T22:13
看不懂?.....要不要來我家，我演一次給你看
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By Sandy
at 2006-02-24T09:02
I am your father XD
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2006-02-26T19:51
I am your father XD
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2006-03-01T06:40
這個有好笑到!!真是三位一體的極致啊!!
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2006-03-03T17:29
太豪洨啦!!!
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2006-03-06T04:18
I am your father XD
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By Ivy
at 2006-03-08T15:07
真的是3位一體壓
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2006-03-11T01:56
I am your father XD
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By Enid
at 2006-03-13T12:45
笑死了…
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By Susan
at 2006-03-15T23:34
哈哈 金係豪洨
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By Lily
at 2006-03-18T10:23
亂倫文..@@"
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By Kama
at 2006-03-20T21:12
怎麼這麼豪洨
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By Cara
at 2006-03-23T08:02
很好笑XD
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By Damian
at 2006-03-25T18:51
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By Rachel
at 2006-03-28T05:40
去你的XDDDD
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By Bennie
at 2006-03-30T16:29
清流
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By Yedda
at 2006-04-02T03:18
好笑啊~~讚
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By Regina
at 2006-04-04T14:07
I am your father XD
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By Noah
at 2006-04-07T00:56
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By Brianna
at 2006-04-09T11:45
老哥,老爸,阿公,老媽,阿媽....傻傻分不清楚....
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2006-04-11T22:34
你有當A片編導的潛力= =
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By Anonymous
at 2006-04-14T09:23
哈哈，爽
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By Noah
at 2006-04-16T20:12
哈哈～笑死我了～白爛
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By Caroline
at 2006-04-19T07:01
I am your father~ XDDD
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By Hardy
at 2006-04-21T17:50
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By Yuri
at 2006-04-24T04:39
超白爛的...
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By Ida
at 2006-04-26T15:28
GOOD
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By Todd Johnson
at 2006-04-29T02:17
朝聖 XD
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By Jacky
at 2006-05-01T13:06
超豪洨 短又有力
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By Yuri
at 2006-05-03T23:55
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Re: 幹 露四角褲很帥嗎...

Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2005-06-16T20:59
真難為你了 每句都要造樣造句 雖然挺無聊的 不過應該賺了不少p幣吧 一定要學起來呀~~ ※ 引述《sumade ( ￾ N ￾N￾ N)》之銘言： : ※ 引述《Digy (阿喵匠)》之銘言： : : 非常的莫名其妙 : 妳也非常的莫名其妙 : : 人家要穿什麼是人家的事 : 人家要po什麼 ...

Re: 幹 露四角褲很帥嗎...

Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2005-06-16T20:28
※ 引述《Digy (阿喵匠)》之銘言： : 非常的莫名其妙 妳也非常的莫名其妙 : 人家要穿什麼是人家的事 人家要po什麼文也是人家的事 : 要穿一百條褲子也是他高興就好 要po一百篇文章也是他高興就好 : 你是在兇什麼勒 妳是在回什麼勒 : 而且and#34;臭機掰and#34;這種用語真 ...

Re: 幹 露四角褲很帥嗎...

Una avatar
By Una
at 2005-06-16T18:13
非常的莫名其妙 人家要穿什麼是人家的事 要穿一百條褲子也是他高興就好 你是在兇什麼勒 而且and#34;臭機掰and#34;這種用語真的非常難聽耶 什麼叫and#34;臭機掰and#34;..他做了什麼天殺的惡事要讓你這樣詆毀 你跟我談道德觀 很好..道德觀..良好的道德觀是教我們可以隨意口出穢言嗎!!!? ...

Ｇ點實戰教學，潮吹百分百！！！

Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2005-06-15T14:00
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Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2005-06-15T01:32
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