第一次打砲就喝茶會很魯嗎 ? - 成人話題討論

Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2015-04-26T20:19

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※ 引述《cs0438983 (Faker.)》之銘言:
: 各位 30cm E cup 大家好
: 小魯我目前還沒有打過砲
: 而有想過要去喝茶吃魚
: 不過想想 人生的第一次就獻給喝茶
: 會不會有點太魯 ?
: 許多人的第一次應該都是獻給自己的愛人
: 像我這樣 輕易的把第一次就給了喝茶
: 是版上第一人嗎 ?

真的超魯

不是我在講

怎麼會有人可悲到連第一次都要喝茶呢><??

像我這種在高中是校草的人阿

真的是飯來張口 砲來伸屌

隨時隨地都在打炮

好啦 分享我的第一次給你們這些loooooser聽

我跟我的同學阿 上課的時候對上眼

就開始偷偷互摸

幹 他摸到我超in der

整個就受不了 直接報告老師

我們兩個要一起去上廁所

想當然爾我們就幹砲了

我至今仍無法忘懷他的口技

舌尖旋轉在我的龜頭

阿..阿阿....太爽了.....那裡不行.....



阿 忘記說






















我讀的是男校♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

灑花 (* ̄▽ ̄)/‧★*"`'*-.,_,.-*'`"*-.,_☆

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By Frederica
at 2015-04-27T04:15
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at 2015-04-27T12:12
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at 2015-04-27T20:08
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at 2015-04-28T04:05
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at 2015-04-28T12:01
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By Edith
at 2015-04-28T19:58
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By Oliver
at 2015-04-29T03:54
.....
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By Iris
at 2015-04-29T11:51
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為了不要豎立敵人...我不敢噓...^^"
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By Damian
at 2015-04-29T19:47
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at 2015-04-30T03:44
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at 2015-04-30T11:40
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at 2015-04-30T19:37
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at 2015-05-02T03:22
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By William
at 2015-05-02T11:19
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at 2015-05-05T02:51
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at 2015-05-05T10:47
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at 2015-05-05T18:44
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at 2015-05-06T02:40
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at 2015-05-06T10:37
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at 2015-05-06T18:33
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at 2015-05-07T02:29
男校畢業 實在噓不下去...
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By Skylar Davis
at 2015-05-07T10:26
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at 2015-05-07T18:22
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at 2015-05-08T02:19
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By Charlie
at 2015-05-08T10:15
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-05-08T18:12
偏不噓
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By Edward Lewis
at 2015-05-09T02:08
看在你的情意上幫你補推
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By Emily
at 2015-05-09T10:05
祝你幸福~
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By Madame
at 2015-05-09T18:01
我就知道
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By Annie
at 2015-05-10T01:58
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By Sandy
at 2015-05-10T09:54
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By Franklin
at 2015-05-10T17:51
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By Wallis
at 2015-05-11T01:47
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By Damian
at 2015-05-11T09:44
喜歡
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By Hardy
at 2015-05-11T17:40
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at 2015-05-12T01:36
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at 2015-05-12T09:33
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at 2015-05-12T17:29
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at 2015-05-13T01:26
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at 2015-05-13T09:22
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at 2015-05-13T17:19
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at 2015-05-14T01:15
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at 2015-05-14T09:12
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at 2015-05-14T17:08
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at 2015-05-15T01:05
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at 2015-05-15T09:01
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at 2015-05-15T16:58
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at 2015-05-16T00:54
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at 2015-05-16T08:51
可以補了又補,然後再補?
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By Michael
at 2015-05-16T16:47
好像可以
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By Heather
at 2015-05-17T00:43
樓下你覺得呢?
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at 2015-05-17T08:40
我覺得人生就像打電話,不是你先掛,就是我先掛
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at 2015-05-17T16:36
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at 2015-05-18T16:26
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at 2015-05-20T08:08
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