第一次吃魚吃到大白鯊 - 成人話題討論

By Frederic
at 2016-03-02T14:38

Table of Contents

安安各位30cm Ecup大大

西施首po手機排版請鞭小力一點><

實在是太想分享這段奇遇記了

潛水很久決定獻出首Po
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就在上星期連假的開始

洨魯弟一如往常的滑著眾多交友軟體Tixxxr、Bexxxxk、Sxxxt

精蟲衝腦想在週末找個床伴

此時此刻手機傳來震動：恭喜！您有新配對啦！

滑開一看發現是個韓國整形工廠出廠的塑膠人

個人檔案還用殘體字寫只會說英文

我也沒多想就跟她開始用英文聊天

以下簡稱S

我：hello

S:Add my line .ID:xxxxxxx

就這樣一句話讓我跳進了深淵

轉換到Line以後

我：Where are you from?

S:I'm half Australian and Malaysian

我：What brings you here?

S:I'm here for vacation. I do part time service too. 2hr/7000

我心想這也太貴了吧

閒來沒事還是跟她喇賽了一陣子

最後精蟲衝腦的情況下用三寸不爛之舌跟S殺價......

打了視訊電話確定是本人

最後妥協的價碼是5000 2S 過夜

在出發前很擔心就用了Line的照片以圖搜圖

找到了S的FB

不得了10w人追蹤就算了

整個版還都是泰文啊........

管他的打了個電話給朋友照應一下就衝了

小頭的力量真偉大><
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很快的到了約定的時間

旅館地點還在林x北

要了房間的號碼就內心忐忑的上樓了

心裏跳出無限個仙人跳和綁架的劇本...........
一進門確定是S無誤

但身上的香水味我更百分百確定她根本泰國人

這樣就算了開口跟我講怪腔怪調的英文要錢還帶點磁性......

心中有個聲音一直冒出來媽啊該不會約到人妖了吧

我憑著且看且走的心態還是留下來了

簡單的閒聊後S就靠了過來

小頭還是不爭氣的in了

腦海中第一件事就是先摸她有沒有老二

結果她比我還大支？？？？？！！！！

沒有啦S沒老二

但奶是假的啊好像在揉水球.......

渾身衝勁的我跟她大戰了兩回合

結束後冷靜一想

不對啊陰道也可以用手術做出來啊

他媽的她到底是男是女啊

於是轉頭一看S下巴的鬍鬚沒刮乾淨

.................

心中無限幹字之外眼角默默的流下一滴淚

第一次吃魚還吃到變性人.......

補個西施點：

不愧曾經是男人

吹功沒有在開玩笑的

高速真空吸引阿斯～～～～

而且手術做出來的好緊啊

平常都沒有這種包覆感受

只好安慰自己增加人生經歷......

人生成就已解鎖你問我下次敢不敢亂喝茶

絕對先尻個三發

縮陽入腹再把自己鎖在家七天六夜

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at 2016-03-07T06:05

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at 2016-03-11T21:32

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at 2016-03-16T12:59

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at 2016-03-21T04:25

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at 2016-03-30T11:19

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at 2016-04-04T02:46

很特別的經驗欸不是想吃就吃得到的

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at 2016-04-08T18:12

不過我真的很好奇變性人的陰道雖然知道是怎麼做出來的
但還是很好奇啊～～～～

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at 2016-04-13T09:39

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at 2016-04-18T01:06

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at 2016-04-22T16:33

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at 2016-04-27T07:59

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at 2016-05-01T23:26

下次解鎖有帶把的成就歐

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at 2016-05-06T14:53

小頭力量大，下次小頭先打昏再說。

By Odelette
at 2016-05-11T06:20

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at 2016-05-15T21:46

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at 2016-05-20T13:13

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at 2016-05-25T04:40

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at 2016-05-29T20:07

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at 2016-06-03T11:33

放心我會幫你跟同學們保密絕對不會說出你還射了2次

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at 2016-06-08T03:00

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at 2016-06-12T18:27

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at 2016-06-17T09:54

已羨慕

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at 2016-06-22T01:20

羨慕人財兩失

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at 2016-06-26T16:47

還在好奇什麼是大白鯊…原來乳此啊

By Agnes
at 2016-07-01T08:14

恭喜成就達成

By Emily
at 2016-07-05T23:41

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at 2016-07-10T15:07

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at 2016-07-15T06:34

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at 2016-07-19T22:01

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at 2016-07-24T13:28

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at 2016-07-29T04:54

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at 2016-08-02T20:21

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at 2016-08-07T11:48

XDDDD

By Emma
at 2016-08-12T03:15

2s以為是2秒

By Jessica
at 2016-08-16T18:41

上班時間整個笑出聲

By Frederic
at 2016-08-21T10:08

有笑有推XDDDD

By Vanessa
at 2016-08-26T01:35

勇者XD

By Aaliyah
at 2016-08-30T17:02

強。

By Freda
at 2016-09-04T08:28

pat pat 安慰安慰～

By Robert
at 2016-09-08T23:55

為你默哀

By Jessica
at 2016-09-13T15:22

這我不行

By Callum
at 2016-09-18T06:49

其實也有少數的女生會長鬍子的樣子

By Iris
at 2016-09-22T22:15

哈哈哈哈哈蠻酷的

By Gary
at 2016-09-27T13:42

你強~你強~

By Hamiltion
at 2016-10-02T05:09

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at 2016-10-06T20:36

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at 2016-10-11T12:02

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By Thomas
at 2016-10-16T03:29

不是你想吃就能吃到的XD

By Lily
at 2016-10-20T18:56

這樣也能2s，厲害～

By Jacky
at 2016-10-25T10:23

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By Faithe
at 2016-10-30T01:49

XDDDD人財兩失

By Brianna
at 2016-11-03T17:16

推

By Hazel
at 2016-11-08T08:43

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at 2016-11-13T00:10

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at 2016-11-17T15:36

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By Anthony
at 2016-11-22T07:03

你沒吃到還留著LP的算不錯了吧

By Lily
at 2016-11-26T22:30

這我不行..

By Annie
at 2016-12-01T13:57

厲害

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at 2016-12-06T05:23

覺得可憐（抖）

By Blanche
at 2016-12-10T20:50

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By Mary
at 2016-12-15T12:17

你厲害

By Michael
at 2016-12-20T03:44

厲害

By Kumar
at 2016-12-24T19:10

好猛！小弟心生佩服

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at 2016-12-29T10:37

轉頭看到鬍鬚沒刮乾淨XD

By Frederic
at 2017-01-03T02:04

找個工吧只是年紀都比較有

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at 2017-01-07T17:31

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at 2017-01-12T08:57

拍拍其實人妖看照片看得出來不然先聽聲音

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at 2017-01-17T00:24

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at 2017-01-21T15:51

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at 2017-01-26T07:18

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at 2017-01-30T22:44

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at 2017-02-04T14:11

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By Ula
at 2017-02-09T05:38

你贏了

By Zora
at 2017-02-13T21:05

心中無限幹字之外(馬？)眼角默默的流下一滴淚

By Michael
at 2017-02-18T12:31

心中無限幹字之外(馬？)眼角默默的流下一滴淚
心中無限幹字之外(馬？)眼角默默的流下一滴淚

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at 2017-02-23T03:58

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at 2017-02-27T19:25

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at 2017-03-04T10:52

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at 2017-03-09T02:18

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at 2017-03-13T17:45

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at 2017-03-18T09:12

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at 2017-03-23T00:39

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By Madame
at 2017-03-27T16:05

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By Hamiltion
at 2017-04-01T07:32

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By Leila
at 2017-04-05T22:59

勇氣推

By Madame
at 2017-04-10T14:26

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By Frederic
at 2017-04-15T05:52

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at 2017-04-19T21:19

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By Frederic
at 2017-04-24T12:46

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at 2017-04-29T04:13

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By Frederica
at 2017-05-03T19:39

肛了一個會動有假奶的R20

By Blanche
at 2017-05-08T11:06

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at 2017-05-13T02:33

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at 2017-05-17T18:00

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at 2017-05-22T09:26

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at 2017-05-27T00:53

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at 2017-05-31T16:20

借錢的就是你!?

By Thomas
at 2017-06-05T07:47

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By Tracy
at 2017-06-09T23:13

可是人家也有鬍子欸

By Dinah
at 2017-06-14T14:40

好猛哦！

By Thomas
at 2017-06-19T06:07

Good

By Mia
at 2017-06-23T21:34

笑死

By Edith
at 2017-06-28T13:00

幹，太狂了

By Margaret
at 2017-07-03T04:27

狂

By Edith
at 2017-07-07T19:54

恭喜

By Kristin
at 2017-07-12T11:21

By Andrew
at 2017-07-17T02:47

恭喜恭喜

By Lucy
at 2017-07-21T18:14

我笑了

By Robert
at 2017-07-26T09:41

看完覺得心情好

By Franklin
at 2017-07-31T01:08

太猛啦xD

By Charlotte
at 2017-08-04T16:34

傻呼呼的，普通人想幹，還幹不到咧

By Bethany
at 2017-08-09T08:01

有fb傳送門嗎

By Hamiltion
at 2017-08-13T23:28

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By Olga
at 2017-08-18T14:55

哈哈哈哈差點笑死

By Emma
at 2017-08-23T06:21

帶者磁性

By Hamiltion
at 2017-08-27T21:48

吃到奇珍異獸

By Zanna
at 2017-09-01T13:15

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By Annie
at 2017-09-06T04:42

真勇者是你

By Yuri
at 2017-09-10T20:08

XDDDD

By Frederic
at 2017-09-15T11:35

第一次就吃山寨雞勇敢

By Rebecca
at 2017-09-20T03:02

這不推不行

By Joe
at 2017-09-24T18:29

哈哈恭喜

By Oscar
at 2017-09-29T09:55

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By Enid
at 2017-10-04T01:22

吃鴨的感覺....

By George
at 2017-10-08T16:49

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Oliver
at 2017-10-13T08:16

人家全妖也是花蠻多錢整der

By Kelly
at 2017-10-17T23:42

太好笑了，看到泰國的就要有心理準備了啊

By Xanthe
at 2017-10-22T15:09

幹超噁爛的

By Ula
at 2017-10-27T06:36

我也覺得唬爛

By Puput
at 2017-10-31T22:03

就XDDD

By Selena
at 2017-11-05T13:29

有笑有推

By Mia
at 2017-11-10T04:56

其實整得蠻正的奶大腰細謝門

By Hardy
at 2017-11-14T20:23

哈哈

By Susan
at 2017-11-19T11:50

沒關係啦至少大戰兩回合

By Adele
at 2017-11-24T03:16

我看了什麼..

By Genevieve
at 2017-11-28T18:43

XDDDDD

By Sarah
at 2017-12-03T10:10

XDDDDD

By Leila
at 2017-12-08T01:37

看到推文中有人好奇怎麼把陰莖變陰道的附上手術流程影片
大家一起長知識
https://vimeo.com/147806692
內容可能會讓人感到不適沒心理準備別看

By Connor
at 2017-12-12T17:03

吃到變性人哈哈哈哈哈

By Jacob
at 2017-12-17T08:30

超屌的XDDDDD

By Hedy
at 2017-12-21T23:57

看，看，看完了

By Noah
at 2017-12-26T15:24

成就達成:林森大白鯊

By Hamiltion
at 2017-12-31T06:50

A大的影片我看一分鐘就關掉了QQ
感覺超痛

By Edwina
at 2018-01-04T22:17

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Una
at 2018-01-09T13:44

幹，可惜他把老二切了
不然可以順便請他幹你

By Kama
at 2018-01-14T05:11

恭喜新成就已解鎖

By Lydia
at 2018-01-18T20:37

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By James
at 2018-01-23T12:04

看下面會不會濕啊

By Selena
at 2018-01-28T03:31

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Candice
at 2018-02-01T18:58

淚推

By Emily
at 2018-02-06T10:24

比較好奇他會叫會爽嗎？

By Isla
at 2018-02-11T01:51

老二跟蛋蛋都切了，還會有鬍渣？唬爛

By Vanessa
at 2018-02-15T17:18

這經驗也太特別吧

By Barb Cronin
at 2018-02-20T08:45

太猛XDD

By Hedda
at 2018-02-25T00:11

好啦拍拍 QQ

By Isabella
at 2018-03-01T15:38

磁性嗓音

By Barb Cronin
at 2018-03-06T07:05

這種很多都有愛滋不是…

By Oscar
at 2018-03-10T22:32

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Donna
at 2018-03-15T13:58

恭喜申裝~

By Odelette
at 2018-03-20T05:25

好可怕

By Caroline
at 2018-03-24T20:52

玩的不錯

By Callum
at 2018-03-29T12:19

haaaaaaaa

By Jessica
at 2018-04-03T03:45

甲甲

By Doris
at 2018-04-07T19:12

我去洗泰浴那個也很緊說不出的感覺

By Candice
at 2018-04-12T10:39

A大的影片讓我看得夾緊軟蛋囧

By Lily
at 2018-04-17T02:06

求FB

By Lydia
at 2018-04-21T17:32

哈哈佩服佩服

By Valerie
at 2018-04-26T08:59

古說:有鬍子的女生都是正妹

By Lauren
at 2018-05-01T00:26

不得不推你了!

By Lucy
at 2018-05-05T15:53

對不起我笑你哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Sarah
at 2018-05-10T07:19

太強了你根本西施表率

By Dorothy
at 2018-05-14T22:46

超好笑

By Xanthe
at 2018-05-19T14:13

ADSL

By Liam
at 2018-05-24T05:40

幹超猛

By William
at 2018-05-28T21:06

拍拍

By Ophelia
at 2018-06-02T12:33

這只能先恭喜了XDDDD

By Genevieve
at 2018-06-07T04:00

影片看完覺得醫生好猛不過下面隱隱作痛

By Frederica
at 2018-06-11T19:27

大白鯊都被妳釣到了

By Mary
at 2018-06-16T10:53

比龍騎士還狂，丹麥女孩你也吃

By Vanessa
at 2018-06-21T02:20

猛

By Anonymous
at 2018-06-25T17:47

靠這價格我的小頭自然縮了，而且還是變性..

By Anonymous
at 2018-06-30T09:14

lol

By Ina
at 2018-07-05T00:40

哈哈哈笑慘難得的成就啊

By Liam
at 2018-07-09T16:07

我比較好奇FB...搞不好我有追蹤

By Aaliyah
at 2018-07-14T07:34

哈

By Ina
at 2018-07-18T23:01

A大的是動畫我之前不知道哪裡點來真人手術的影片不長
沒有動畫詳細可是是真人的鳥鳥……我沒有鳥看完都覺得下
面好痛

By Brianna
at 2018-07-23T14:27

純噓女生也有鬍子喔

By Wallis
at 2018-07-28T05:54

爆了
蹦...

By Edwina
at 2018-08-01T21:21

恭喜解鎖成就XDDDDDD

By Oliver
at 2018-08-06T12:48

淚推，哈哈哈XDDDDD

By Anonymous
at 2018-08-11T04:14

xDDDDDDDDD

By Caroline
at 2018-08-15T19:41

人妖姐姐特別懂男生敏感帶聽說都蠻會的

By Heather
at 2018-08-20T11:08

勇者推

By David
at 2018-08-25T02:35

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈靠北

By Necoo
at 2018-08-29T18:01

我笑死了哈哈哈

By Zanna
at 2018-09-03T09:28

可憐

By Kyle
at 2018-09-08T00:55

猛

By Jacky
at 2018-09-12T16:22

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Eden
at 2018-09-17T07:48

這比吃到暴龍還經典XD

By Todd Johnson
at 2018-09-21T23:15

給予同情的眼淚

By Carolina Franco
at 2018-09-26T14:42

朝聖

By Christine
at 2018-10-01T06:09

真的有人信喔我也是醉了

By Zenobia
at 2018-10-05T21:35

哭哭

By Zora
at 2018-10-10T13:02

勇者...

By Margaret
at 2018-10-15T04:29

幹快笑死

By Lucy
at 2018-10-19T19:56

看西斯長知識，以前都以為是裝人工的，沒想到是拿自己的

By Olivia
at 2018-10-24T11:22

命根子改造而成的，很那悶外科醫師怎麼知道要這樣做？

By Joe
at 2018-10-29T02:49

看完影片.....也太高剛了

By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-11-02T18:16

我要寫個慘字

By Jake
at 2018-11-07T09:43

屌

By Poppy
at 2018-11-12T01:09

講話不會破功嗎

By John
at 2018-11-16T16:36

紅紅恍恍惚惚

By Eartha
at 2018-11-21T08:03

XDDDDDDD 恭喜～～～人生成就解開～

By Selena
at 2018-11-25T23:30

哈哈哈哈哈恭喜老爺

By Bennie
at 2018-11-30T14:56

奇怪聽聲音聽不出來嗎

By Damian
at 2018-12-05T06:23

國民快交,多元成家，一次滿足。

By Edward Lewis
at 2018-12-09T21:50

好好奇叫聲是什麼樣的

By Gary
at 2018-12-14T13:17

與變性者%%%(1/1)

By Ina
at 2018-12-19T04:43

UCCU (拍拍

By Necoo
at 2018-12-23T20:10

鬼塚未達成的里美，你達成了

By Mason
at 2018-12-28T11:37

甲

By Joe
at 2019-01-02T03:04

太好笑了

By Charlie
at 2019-01-06T18:30

哈哈哈哈

By Vanessa
at 2019-01-11T09:57

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Brianna
at 2019-01-16T01:24

甲王

By Jacob
at 2019-01-20T16:51

我很好奇用人工的不是應該很容易就能分辨嗎？？？

By Connor
at 2019-01-25T08:17

好酷

By Zora
at 2019-01-29T23:44

影片有點強

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