真的遇到雷炮了 - 成人話題討論

Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2021-07-13T13:11

Table of Contents

前天在某版認識一個女生

昨天相約到汽車旅館吃鐵板燒

https://i.imgur.com/mtAGh90.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/jj4WbGu.jpg

餐費花了

旅館費也花了

但是她吃完餐點後

她說她要去廁所

我以為要開始洗澡等等的

結果她跑去烙賽

烙賽了三十分鐘

我以為可以進行下一步

她出來過五分鐘

又說她又想要烙賽

就這樣子第二發土石流

第二發完又第三發

就這樣子

三小時就過完了

整個懶覺也軟了

就退房送她回家

請問

這是雷炮的一種嗎




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Tags: 成人

All Comments

Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2021-07-15T02:51
是土炮
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2021-07-16T16:32
會不會是你不是她的菜
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2021-07-18T06:13
哪間鐵板燒這麼不衛生?
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2021-07-19T19:53
待會女方會來抱怨吃到爛餐點嗎
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2021-07-21T09:34
誰叫你買鐵板燒不會買麥當勞嗎
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2021-07-22T23:15
你先照照鏡子 看有沒有發現問題?
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2021-07-24T12:56
沒有幹怎麼能叫雷砲,除非你走後門遇到土石流
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2021-07-26T02:36
你的臉可以治便秘
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2021-07-27T16:17
賽勒滾 弄了 賽喇棍 屎砲
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2021-07-29T05:58
他其實是想大在你臉上
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2021-07-30T19:38
照個鏡子就知道為什麼了 還上來發廢文 女生才覺得雷吧
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2021-08-01T09:19
清玩腸暗示你可以肛她吧,是你不懂
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2021-08-02T23:00
還蠻好笑的xd我會想約他第二次
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2021-08-04T12:41
女:什麼雷砲帶我吃會烙賽的鐵板燒
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2021-08-06T02:21
如果是真的烙賽,雷的是你的餐點~
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2021-08-07T16:02
那個床看起來好難睡ㄛ
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2021-08-09T05:43
她只是個會躲廁所的員工哪知道你這麼有耐心
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2021-08-10T19:23
不是有在男女板發文嗎哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2021-08-12T09:04
笑死
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2021-08-13T22:45
看手跟衣服 感覺很不優
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2021-08-15T12:26
她只是想到汽車旅館棒賽
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2021-08-17T02:06
上班屎遁大家都會啦
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2021-08-18T15:47
到旅館上廁所正常
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2021-08-20T05:28
你應該直接載她去醫院哈哈哈
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2021-08-21T19:08
欸欸欸你不認識還約啊~想中是不是
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2021-08-23T08:49
噗 誰叫你沒有買999的燒烤
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2021-08-24T22:30
等等換女方上來抱怨
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2021-08-26T12:11
女:昨天男的雷、鐵板燒也雷 氣氣氣氣氣
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2021-08-28T01:51
我開始相信一些名人說去摩鐵是上廁所跟教做菜了
James avatar
By James
at 2021-08-29T15:32
他是想說他拉乾淨了你可以用了
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2021-08-31T05:13
都阮乾凈了你還不上
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2021-09-01T18:54
她前一砲才肛完 賽勒滾正常
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2021-09-03T08:34
你的飯害人烙賽三小時才雷
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2021-09-04T22:15
可能妳想肛他 甲片
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2021-09-06T11:56
你帶人家去吃啥低價鐵板燒啊? =.=
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2021-09-08T01:36
遇到高手了!
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2021-09-09T15:17
旅館在竹圍站?
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2021-09-11T04:58
為什麼害人烙賽還嘴人家
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2021-09-12T18:39
真的笑死
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2021-09-14T08:19
兩個洞都乾淨了 可以衝
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2021-09-15T22:00
屎遁X3
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2021-09-17T11:41
看到你就想撈賽...你也長的不簡單啊..
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2021-09-18T14:26
這逃砲有創意 吃飽飽又免錢去汽車旅館見見世面 就是沒被
你幹到 計畫通
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2021-09-20T04:07
我會笑死
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2021-09-21T17:48
不好意思,我笑了……
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2021-09-23T07:29
隔壁板騙吃騙喝的妹仔不少 或許你的臉也讓人沒性趣
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2021-09-24T21:09
確診
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2021-09-26T10:50
我有便秘問題 請問可以站內我一張您的照片嗎 300p
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2021-09-28T00:31
笑死哈哈哈
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2021-09-29T14:11
這手看起來就母湯
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2021-10-01T03:52
這手男的吧!
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2021-10-02T17:33
可能看到你的臉忍不住
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2021-10-04T07:14
你長得像福祿壽健兒寶? 孩子飯前吃一包 會吃粥飯胃
口好 一日三次健兒寶 健胃整腸助消化 福祿壽,健兒
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2021-10-05T20:54
寶 照顧孩子身體好
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2021-10-07T10:35
忍著臭味跟進去確認啊!想吃霸王鐵板燒?
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2021-10-09T00:16
笑死
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2021-10-10T13:56
這哪間啊? 第一張打開我以為坐在紙板上欸 也太簡陋
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2021-10-12T03:37
房間也雷
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2021-10-13T17:18
自主管理14天吧!順便和她保持聯絡,免得她確診了而你.
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2021-10-15T06:59
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2021-10-16T20:39
屎盾:你很醜之術
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2021-10-18T10:20
謝謝原PO 我上出來了
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2021-10-20T00:01
那個壁紙都泛黃了欸
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2021-10-21T13:41
是不是該報警?現在還在疫情期間吧
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2021-10-23T03:22
又是你 又找妹妹自導自演嗎
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2021-10-24T17:03
真的笑死你怎麼想的到這種文
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2021-10-26T06:44
又沒有炮哪來的雷
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2021-10-27T20:24
手指看起來就龍
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2021-10-29T10:05
說不定真的肚子痛!要體諒腸躁症患者
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2021-10-30T23:46
我第一次吃鐵板燒也是拉肚子 腸胃不好的人盡量不要吃
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2021-11-01T13:26
鐵板燒外帶?我都自己帶電烤盤去motel煎牛排給妹吃
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2021-11-03T03:07
政客都說去摩鐵借廁所 原來是真的!!
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2021-11-04T16:48
笑死
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2021-11-06T06:29
看手指就知道超醜這也吃得下
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2021-11-07T20:09
笑死 這手指露餡了 怕爆
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2021-11-09T09:50
不是雷砲吧 是流彈砲
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2021-11-10T23:31
屎特龍是妳?
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2021-11-12T13:11
烙賽special
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2021-11-14T02:52
不認識的還約砲不怕得武漢肺炎
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2021-11-15T16:33
你幹嘛自拍
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2021-11-16T19:19
手是他的吧,甲是傳染源欸
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2021-11-18T08:59
好好笑
好好笑
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2021-11-19T22:40
我笑了
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2021-11-21T12:21
你買不新鮮的食物害人烙賽3小時還怪人家雷?
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2021-11-23T02:01
話說怎麼不摸上去 @@?
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2021-11-24T15:42
沒打到炮的不叫雷炮
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2021-11-26T05:23
你就把馬桶拆掉跟他說大在你身上你不介意
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2021-11-27T19:04
O2都是騙錢的阿
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2021-11-29T08:44
真他媽慘 烙賽仔
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2021-11-30T22:25
你有沒有發現 她第二次出來是拿行動電源?
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2021-12-02T12:06
有炮嗎 又沒炮怎麼算雷
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2021-12-04T01:46
可能他看到你就想烙賽
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2021-12-05T15:27
尬砲不成尬個賽
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2021-12-07T05:08
不會先推完再吃喔 呆
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2021-12-08T18:49
他不是烙賽好嗎 是不想跟你打炮
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2021-12-10T08:29
好好笑
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2021-12-11T22:10
女生:我才遇到雷炮,還好老娘聰明躲在廁所
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2021-12-13T11:51
哪裡漏堵哪裡啊 菜鳥
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2021-12-15T01:31
是屎砲
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2021-12-16T15:12
女:幹 想放鳥直接說 直接加瀉藥讓老娘拉到快脫肛
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2021-12-18T04:53
笑爛
William avatar
By William
at 2021-12-19T18:34
笑爛
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2021-12-21T08:14
不雷不雷 根本沒有炮 怎麼雷
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2021-12-22T21:55
這手指頭。。。龍騎士
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2021-12-24T11:36
你醜到人家都烙賽了 XDDDDDDDDDDD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2021-12-26T01:16
別這樣人家至少有認真思考過三次 但可能看到臉後又去大
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2021-12-27T14:57
食物不乾淨?
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2021-12-29T04:38
真的笑屎
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2021-12-30T18:19
我就想問你們到底吃那家鐵板燒,排便效果這麼好
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2022-01-01T07:59
還 蠻 屌 的 屌 爆 了
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2022-01-02T21:40
龍爪
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2022-01-04T11:21
台南五期旁?
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2022-01-06T01:01
這個應該是原po的手吧!這個穿著比較像男生
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2022-01-07T14:42
笑死
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2022-01-09T04:23
只是想吃鐵板燒吧 現在又不能內用
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2022-01-10T18:04
這個手………..XD
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2022-01-12T07:44
你害人家烙賽還敢嫌對方雷
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2022-01-13T21:25
看起來蠻好吃的說
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2022-01-15T11:06
笑屎 他可能突然驚覺要保持社交距離
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2022-01-17T00:47
女:賺到一餐夏慕尼!快閃
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2022-01-18T14:27
你先說你買哪間鐵板燒
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2022-01-20T04:08
這房間怪寒酸的。阿姨不想打炮不要逼人家
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2022-01-21T17:49
你懶叫沒辦法硬三小時?
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2022-01-20T09:04
調整一下順序,做完才有鐵板燒吃。
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2022-01-21T22:44
...
James avatar
By James
at 2022-01-20T09:04
可以玩重口味屎尿啊
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2022-01-21T22:44
哈哈哈哈哈
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2022-01-20T09:04
你再約一次就知道誰雷了
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2022-01-21T22:44
可以吃鐵板燒 又可以拉肚子,真好
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-01-20T09:04
是不是買大辣
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2022-01-21T22:44
幹笑死
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2022-01-20T09:04
我可以確定這間鐵板燒真的雷
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2022-01-21T22:44
看到你臉就烙賽
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2022-01-20T09:04
這是你的手吧
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2022-01-21T22:44
這手不管是男的還是女的都算醜
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2022-01-20T09:04
在叫你肛他啊,這都不懂!你才是雷炮吧!
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2022-01-21T22:44
笑死
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2022-01-20T09:04
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2022-01-21T22:44
屎砲
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2022-01-20T09:04
以為在joke版
John avatar
By John
at 2022-01-21T22:44
這叫屎遁
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2022-01-20T09:04
猴賽雷
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2022-01-21T22:44
汽車旅館的廁所應該沒有門吧,有沒有落塞的聲音啊
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2022-01-20T09:04
你是不是想給人家下藥?瀉藥?
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2022-01-21T22:44
該不會穿愛迪達三條外套
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2022-01-20T09:04
訂這種便宜的房間還想打砲
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2022-01-21T22:44
笑死
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2022-01-20T09:04
長的醜又騙你一餐 傻傻的
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2022-01-21T22:44
打完砲再吃飯 嘴巴才不會有食物的味道 也不會有這種烙賽的
問題 懂?
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2022-01-20T09:04
連砲都還沒發射,這連雷都稱不上了
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2022-01-21T22:44
沒打砲不算雷砲吧?你只能說被薛了一餐而已 笑死
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2022-01-20T09:04
看手指感覺龍妹,只能選到這種是不是你也有問題
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2022-01-21T22:44
有通便功能的炮友不多,老闆一份鐵板燒
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2022-01-20T09:04
土石流後勁好強XDD
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2022-01-21T22:44
拍攝者不救
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2022-01-20T09:04
我跟你講 大便的時候出來比內射還爽 體諒一下啊
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2022-01-21T22:44
女的是不是不愛你

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