真的遇到雷炮了 - 成人話題討論

By Quanna
at 2021-07-13T13:11

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前天在某版認識一個女生

昨天相約到汽車旅館吃鐵板燒

https://i.imgur.com/mtAGh90.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/jj4WbGu.jpg

餐費花了

旅館費也花了

但是她吃完餐點後

她說她要去廁所

我以為要開始洗澡等等的

結果她跑去烙賽

烙賽了三十分鐘

我以為可以進行下一步

她出來過五分鐘

又說她又想要烙賽

就這樣子第二發土石流

第二發完又第三發

就這樣子

三小時就過完了

整個懶覺也軟了

就退房送她回家

請問

這是雷炮的一種嗎

幹

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Genevieve
at 2021-07-15T02:51

是土炮

By Lily
at 2021-07-16T16:32

會不會是你不是她的菜

By Rae
at 2021-07-18T06:13

哪間鐵板燒這麼不衛生？

By Callum
at 2021-07-19T19:53

待會女方會來抱怨吃到爛餐點嗎

By Andy
at 2021-07-21T09:34

誰叫你買鐵板燒不會買麥當勞嗎

By Carolina Franco
at 2021-07-22T23:15

你先照照鏡子看有沒有發現問題？

By Todd Johnson
at 2021-07-24T12:56

沒有幹怎麼能叫雷砲，除非你走後門遇到土石流

By Bennie
at 2021-07-26T02:36

你的臉可以治便秘

By Michael
at 2021-07-27T16:17

賽勒滾弄了賽喇棍屎砲

By Erin
at 2021-07-29T05:58

他其實是想大在你臉上

By Victoria
at 2021-07-30T19:38

照個鏡子就知道為什麼了還上來發廢文女生才覺得雷吧

By Enid
at 2021-08-01T09:19

清玩腸暗示你可以肛她吧，是你不懂

By Thomas
at 2021-08-02T23:00

還蠻好笑的xd我會想約他第二次

By Frederica
at 2021-08-04T12:41

女：什麼雷砲帶我吃會烙賽的鐵板燒

By Carol
at 2021-08-06T02:21

如果是真的烙賽，雷的是你的餐點~

By Daph Bay
at 2021-08-07T16:02

那個床看起來好難睡ㄛ

By Ula
at 2021-08-09T05:43

她只是個會躲廁所的員工哪知道你這麼有耐心

By Iris
at 2021-08-10T19:23

不是有在男女板發文嗎哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Queena
at 2021-08-12T09:04

笑死

By Yuri
at 2021-08-13T22:45

看手跟衣服感覺很不優

By Brianna
at 2021-08-15T12:26

她只是想到汽車旅館棒賽

By Anthony
at 2021-08-17T02:06

上班屎遁大家都會啦

By Elizabeth
at 2021-08-18T15:47

到旅館上廁所正常

By Xanthe
at 2021-08-20T05:28

你應該直接載她去醫院哈哈哈

By Iris
at 2021-08-21T19:08

欸欸欸你不認識還約啊～想中是不是

By Kelly
at 2021-08-23T08:49

噗誰叫你沒有買999的燒烤

By Suhail Hany
at 2021-08-24T22:30

等等換女方上來抱怨

By Skylar Davis
at 2021-08-26T12:11

女:昨天男的雷、鐵板燒也雷氣氣氣氣氣

By Donna
at 2021-08-28T01:51

我開始相信一些名人說去摩鐵是上廁所跟教做菜了

By James
at 2021-08-29T15:32

他是想說他拉乾淨了你可以用了

By Daniel
at 2021-08-31T05:13

都阮乾凈了你還不上

By Edward Lewis
at 2021-09-01T18:54

她前一砲才肛完賽勒滾正常

By Carol
at 2021-09-03T08:34

你的飯害人烙賽三小時才雷

By Mary
at 2021-09-04T22:15

可能妳想肛他甲片

By Aaliyah
at 2021-09-06T11:56

你帶人家去吃啥低價鐵板燒啊? =.=

By Daph Bay
at 2021-09-08T01:36

遇到高手了！

By Candice
at 2021-09-09T15:17

旅館在竹圍站？

By Thomas
at 2021-09-11T04:58

為什麼害人烙賽還嘴人家

By Andrew
at 2021-09-12T18:39

真的笑死

By Yuri
at 2021-09-14T08:19

兩個洞都乾淨了可以衝

By Margaret
at 2021-09-15T22:00

屎遁X3

By Ophelia
at 2021-09-17T11:41

看到你就想撈賽...你也長的不簡單啊..

By Dora
at 2021-09-18T14:26

這逃砲有創意吃飽飽又免錢去汽車旅館見見世面就是沒被
你幹到計畫通

By Yedda
at 2021-09-20T04:07

我會笑死

By Freda
at 2021-09-21T17:48

不好意思，我笑了……

By Ula
at 2021-09-23T07:29

隔壁板騙吃騙喝的妹仔不少或許你的臉也讓人沒性趣

By Linda
at 2021-09-24T21:09

確診

By Hamiltion
at 2021-09-26T10:50

我有便秘問題請問可以站內我一張您的照片嗎 300p

By Mary
at 2021-09-28T00:31

笑死哈哈哈

By Skylar Davis
at 2021-09-29T14:11

這手看起來就母湯

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2021-10-01T03:52

這手男的吧！

By Irma
at 2021-10-02T17:33

可能看到你的臉忍不住

By Zanna
at 2021-10-04T07:14

你長得像福祿壽健兒寶？孩子飯前吃一包會吃粥飯胃
口好一日三次健兒寶健胃整腸助消化福祿壽，健兒

By Tom
at 2021-10-05T20:54

寶照顧孩子身體好

By Gilbert
at 2021-10-07T10:35

忍著臭味跟進去確認啊！想吃霸王鐵板燒？

By Freda
at 2021-10-09T00:16

笑死

By Delia
at 2021-10-10T13:56

這哪間啊? 第一張打開我以為坐在紙板上欸也太簡陋

By Eden
at 2021-10-12T03:37

房間也雷

By Ida
at 2021-10-13T17:18

自主管理14天吧！順便和她保持聯絡，免得她確診了而你.

By Leila
at 2021-10-15T06:59

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Necoo
at 2021-10-16T20:39

屎盾：你很醜之術

By Callum
at 2021-10-18T10:20

謝謝原PO 我上出來了

By Ingrid
at 2021-10-20T00:01

那個壁紙都泛黃了欸

By Carolina Franco
at 2021-10-21T13:41

是不是該報警？現在還在疫情期間吧

By Rosalind
at 2021-10-23T03:22

又是你又找妹妹自導自演嗎

By Connor
at 2021-10-24T17:03

真的笑死你怎麼想的到這種文

By Kristin
at 2021-10-26T06:44

又沒有炮哪來的雷

By Agatha
at 2021-10-27T20:24

手指看起來就龍

By Delia
at 2021-10-29T10:05

說不定真的肚子痛！要體諒腸躁症患者

By Leila
at 2021-10-30T23:46

我第一次吃鐵板燒也是拉肚子腸胃不好的人盡量不要吃

By Vanessa
at 2021-11-01T13:26

鐵板燒外帶？我都自己帶電烤盤去motel煎牛排給妹吃

By Dorothy
at 2021-11-03T03:07

政客都說去摩鐵借廁所原來是真的!!

By Liam
at 2021-11-04T16:48

笑死

By Mia
at 2021-11-06T06:29

看手指就知道超醜這也吃得下

By Brianna
at 2021-11-07T20:09

笑死這手指露餡了怕爆

By Caroline
at 2021-11-09T09:50

不是雷砲吧是流彈砲

By Franklin
at 2021-11-10T23:31

屎特龍是妳？

By Charlie
at 2021-11-12T13:11

烙賽special

By Suhail Hany
at 2021-11-14T02:52

不認識的還約砲不怕得武漢肺炎

By Faithe
at 2021-11-15T16:33

你幹嘛自拍

By Elvira
at 2021-11-16T19:19

手是他的吧，甲是傳染源欸

By Irma
at 2021-11-18T08:59

好好笑
好好笑

By Dora
at 2021-11-19T22:40

我笑了

By Michael
at 2021-11-21T12:21

你買不新鮮的食物害人烙賽3小時還怪人家雷？

By Andrew
at 2021-11-23T02:01

話說怎麼不摸上去 @@？

By Mary
at 2021-11-24T15:42

沒打到炮的不叫雷炮

By Kumar
at 2021-11-26T05:23

你就把馬桶拆掉跟他說大在你身上你不介意

By Leila
at 2021-11-27T19:04

O2都是騙錢的阿

By Kelly
at 2021-11-29T08:44

真他媽慘烙賽仔

By Eartha
at 2021-11-30T22:25

你有沒有發現她第二次出來是拿行動電源？

By Tom
at 2021-12-02T12:06

有炮嗎又沒炮怎麼算雷

By Catherine
at 2021-12-04T01:46

可能他看到你就想烙賽

By Queena
at 2021-12-05T15:27

尬砲不成尬個賽

By Todd Johnson
at 2021-12-07T05:08

不會先推完再吃喔呆

By Joe
at 2021-12-08T18:49

他不是烙賽好嗎是不想跟你打炮

By Puput
at 2021-12-10T08:29

好好笑

By Hedy
at 2021-12-11T22:10

女生：我才遇到雷炮，還好老娘聰明躲在廁所

By Eden
at 2021-12-13T11:51

哪裡漏堵哪裡啊菜鳥

By Olivia
at 2021-12-15T01:31

是屎砲

By Kama
at 2021-12-16T15:12

女：幹想放鳥直接說直接加瀉藥讓老娘拉到快脫肛

By Frederica
at 2021-12-18T04:53

笑爛

By William
at 2021-12-19T18:34

笑爛

By Quintina
at 2021-12-21T08:14

不雷不雷根本沒有炮怎麼雷

By Delia
at 2021-12-22T21:55

這手指頭。。。龍騎士

By Zora
at 2021-12-24T11:36

你醜到人家都烙賽了 XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Madame
at 2021-12-26T01:16

別這樣人家至少有認真思考過三次但可能看到臉後又去大

By Mason
at 2021-12-27T14:57

食物不乾淨？

By Frederica
at 2021-12-29T04:38

真的笑屎

By Aaliyah
at 2021-12-30T18:19

我就想問你們到底吃那家鐵板燒，排便效果這麼好

By Dinah
at 2022-01-01T07:59

還蠻屌的屌爆了

By Valerie
at 2022-01-02T21:40

龍爪

By Necoo
at 2022-01-04T11:21

台南五期旁？

By Harry
at 2022-01-06T01:01

這個應該是原po的手吧！這個穿著比較像男生

By Caitlin
at 2022-01-07T14:42

笑死

By Gary
at 2022-01-09T04:23

只是想吃鐵板燒吧現在又不能內用

By Joe
at 2022-01-10T18:04

這個手………..XD

By Damian
at 2022-01-12T07:44

你害人家烙賽還敢嫌對方雷

By Margaret
at 2022-01-13T21:25

看起來蠻好吃的說

By Sierra Rose
at 2022-01-15T11:06

笑屎他可能突然驚覺要保持社交距離

By Christine
at 2022-01-17T00:47

女：賺到一餐夏慕尼！快閃

By Genevieve
at 2022-01-18T14:27

你先說你買哪間鐵板燒

By Annie
at 2022-01-20T04:08

這房間怪寒酸的。阿姨不想打炮不要逼人家

By Irma
at 2022-01-21T17:49

你懶叫沒辦法硬三小時？

By Frederic
at 2022-01-20T09:04

調整一下順序，做完才有鐵板燒吃。

By Jessica
at 2022-01-21T22:44

...

By James
at 2022-01-20T09:04

可以玩重口味屎尿啊

By Catherine
at 2022-01-21T22:44

哈哈哈哈哈

By Jessica
at 2022-01-20T09:04

你再約一次就知道誰雷了

By Ethan
at 2022-01-21T22:44

可以吃鐵板燒又可以拉肚子，真好

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-01-20T09:04

是不是買大辣

By Blanche
at 2022-01-21T22:44

幹笑死

By Tristan Cohan
at 2022-01-20T09:04

我可以確定這間鐵板燒真的雷

By Hedy
at 2022-01-21T22:44

看到你臉就烙賽

By Eartha
at 2022-01-20T09:04

這是你的手吧

By Hedwig
at 2022-01-21T22:44

這手不管是男的還是女的都算醜

By Genevieve
at 2022-01-20T09:04

在叫你肛他啊,這都不懂!你才是雷炮吧!

By Jacky
at 2022-01-21T22:44

笑死

By Agatha
at 2022-01-20T09:04

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2022-01-21T22:44

屎砲

By Hamiltion
at 2022-01-20T09:04

以為在joke版

By John
at 2022-01-21T22:44

這叫屎遁

By Wallis
at 2022-01-20T09:04

猴賽雷

By Frederic
at 2022-01-21T22:44

汽車旅館的廁所應該沒有門吧，有沒有落塞的聲音啊

By Emily
at 2022-01-20T09:04

你是不是想給人家下藥？瀉藥？

By Noah
at 2022-01-21T22:44

該不會穿愛迪達三條外套

By Vanessa
at 2022-01-20T09:04

訂這種便宜的房間還想打砲

By Yedda
at 2022-01-21T22:44

笑死

By Caitlin
at 2022-01-20T09:04

長的醜又騙你一餐傻傻的

By Belly
at 2022-01-21T22:44

打完砲再吃飯嘴巴才不會有食物的味道也不會有這種烙賽的
問題懂？

By Kyle
at 2022-01-20T09:04

連砲都還沒發射，這連雷都稱不上了

By Robert
at 2022-01-21T22:44

沒打砲不算雷砲吧？你只能說被薛了一餐而已笑死

By Damian
at 2022-01-20T09:04

看手指感覺龍妹，只能選到這種是不是你也有問題

By Eden
at 2022-01-21T22:44

有通便功能的炮友不多，老闆一份鐵板燒

By Freda
at 2022-01-20T09:04

土石流後勁好強XDD

By Rae
at 2022-01-21T22:44

拍攝者不救

By Kama
at 2022-01-20T09:04

我跟你講大便的時候出來比內射還爽體諒一下啊

By Ivy
at 2022-01-21T22:44

女的是不是不愛你

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