真正豪洨--約砲密招 - 成人話題討論

By Selena
at 2014-08-09T23:32

Table of Contents

之前看到有人問約砲神器大頭照問題

不帥怎麼約到妹？

的確不管男女老少

第一印象真的很重要

對方如果覺得你照片很對味

而主動密你聊天的話

那你就成功一半了

不過不是每個人怎麼拍都好看

那需要天生麗質加後天失調

女生修圖美肌樣樣來

男生用美肌只會被說娘砲

去隔壁汪什麼踢的一堆開美肌的娘砲

自以為I see U的

不可取

（男子漢不玩娘娘腔的遊戲啦）

男生可以喬角度

那不是女生的專利

右臉醜就拍左臉

左臉難看就拍右臉

鼻子不挺就拍鼻孔

山不轉路轉

你可以嘗試拿著物品遮

http://i.imgur.com/SEAh2bs.jpg

眼睛醜？

http://i.imgur.com/osbMjDz.jpg

一些廉價但有藝術氣息的東西

像是咖啡啦鈔票啦保時捷鑰匙支票這些東西

如果怎麼遮都不好看

怎麼抓角度都不對

以下有兩種方法《實戰最好用》

第一種成功率80%

http://i.imgur.com/IgfDHaj.jpg

視野超廣型不但全身入鏡了

也不用擔心角度問題

更有藝術氣息

只是人有點難找

第二種成功率100%

http://i.imgur.com/h1NbEPi.jpg

BJ4

因為我不知道怎麼解釋

———————以上大頭照類——————

接下來

就是自我介紹

想約砲但不能說的太明顯

女生會反感會嚇到人家

約不約在於氣氛感覺

對了自然是你的

所以別太表現的明顯

首先就是暱稱

請注意別取那煞氣啦疊字啦一看就知道是屁孩的名字

暱稱一定要文青

http://i.imgur.com/cAtqUa0.jpg

像這樣

上面說過自我介紹跟興趣

不能把你想約砲表現的太明顯

而且要簡短易懂

http://i.imgur.com/qyJ2qrW.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/pKiCWd5.jpg

像這樣

以上大至完成

接下來就是實戰了

——————話題篇——————

這是最關鍵

也是最難的一個步驟

實戰圖僅供參考

跳針型

http://i.imgur.com/EkoCgkY.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/OZQoaaq.jpg

動漫類型

http://i.imgur.com/9DJ4avJ.jpg

文青類

http://i.imgur.com/NNcQ77r.jpg

交換類

http://i.imgur.com/pFmcsLu.jpg

鄉民類

http://i.imgur.com/3nMH6nh.jpg

點數卡類

http://i.imgur.com/Vyp5PFr.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ilJEFsl.jpg

大至如上

--

實戰西斯點

動漫類女孩

穿著女僕裝到我家一起研究航海王主角

到底是誰

但還沒開始研究

我就把手伸進她那裙子裡

用手指摳著她的穴

她開始喘息並呻吟

我嘴靠上去吸著她那粉紅色的奶頭

她顫抖著

呼吸急促

我看著她害羞又享受的表情

抓著肉棒就塞入那早已濕透的小穴

盡情的抽插著

她也享受的捏著自己的乳頭

我邊插邊逗弄著她的豆豆

她開始大聲淫叫

我射了

她癱軟在床上

享受高潮後的餘蘊

事後

我們不忘初衷的討論著

航海王的主角到底是誰

結果有了共識

航海王的主角就是他

http://i.imgur.com/bDkzYEF.jpg

大雄！

純豪洨別當真

別做了之後

才來怨我

http://i.imgur.com/0UaIybs.jpg

————
有人站內問我

硬派作風真的吃的到妹嗎？

硬派的SOP如下

遇到妹子-->展現男子硬派作風-->get-->警察局-->看守所--槍斃

請三思

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Ethan
at 2014-08-14T20:53

猜哥太強了~ 約砲達人!

By Zora
at 2014-08-19T18:14

有笑有推

By Delia
at 2014-08-24T15:35

暱稱要取猜哥才對～～

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at 2014-08-29T12:55

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By Edwina
at 2014-09-03T10:16

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at 2014-09-08T07:37

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By Agatha
at 2014-09-13T04:58

超北七 XD

By Frederica
at 2014-09-18T02:18

廢到笑

By Elvira
at 2014-09-22T23:39

XDDD

By Irma
at 2014-09-27T21:00

太廢了~~~~哈哈哈哈

By Quanna
at 2014-10-02T18:21

有笑！！！推

By Mia
at 2014-10-07T15:41

真的超好笑

By Olivia
at 2014-10-12T13:02

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By Sarah
at 2014-10-17T10:23

開刀需要大量遊戲點數XD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-10-22T07:44

幹太神了XDDDDDDDDD今年度最優廢文

By Blanche
at 2014-10-27T05:04

廢到笑了XDDDD

By Jacob
at 2014-11-01T02:25

人帥真好!!我PTT約炮約13年一個女生都沒約到過幹

By Sierra Rose
at 2014-11-05T23:46

推哈哈

By Daph Bay
at 2014-11-10T21:07

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By Bethany
at 2014-11-15T18:27

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By Valerie
at 2014-11-20T15:48

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By Callum
at 2014-11-25T13:09

猜哥必推!!! XDD

By Agnes
at 2014-11-30T10:30

其實不錯笑啦

By Lauren
at 2014-12-05T07:50

超強~話說可以在西斯版設個約砲暗號嗎XDD

By Hardy
at 2014-12-10T05:11

推

By Hamiltion
at 2014-12-15T02:32

哈哈

By Ingrid
at 2014-12-19T23:53

笑推

By Carolina Franco
at 2014-12-24T21:13

這篇有夠廢地拉....

By James
at 2014-12-29T18:34

超好笑XD

By Ingrid
at 2015-01-03T15:55

笑到肚子痛！！推推！

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-01-08T13:16

幹！騙我！

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-01-13T10:36

推

By Edwina
at 2015-01-18T07:57

我到底看了甚麼

By Kelly
at 2015-01-23T05:18

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By Quintina
at 2015-01-28T02:39

馬得逼咧，笑翻了

By Doris
at 2015-02-01T23:59

Id打色女自加就有了！（菸）

By Damian
at 2015-02-06T21:20

夠廢

By Andrew
at 2015-02-11T18:41

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By Doris
at 2015-02-16T16:02

幹笑死我了

By Irma
at 2015-02-21T13:22

By Lucy
at 2015-02-26T10:43

XDDDDD

By Gary
at 2015-03-03T08:04

By Faithe
at 2015-03-08T05:25

這是Beetalk?

By Belly
at 2015-03-13T02:45

幹XDDDDD

By Quintina
at 2015-03-18T00:06

笑到被閃光敲頭

By Elma
at 2015-03-22T21:27

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By Oliver
at 2015-03-27T18:48

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By Zanna
at 2015-04-01T16:08

廢到笑

By Queena
at 2015-04-06T13:29

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By Hazel
at 2015-04-11T10:50

XDDDDDD

By Brianna
at 2015-04-16T08:11

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ethan
at 2015-04-21T05:31

猜哥我肚子痛啦 XDDDD

By Tracy
at 2015-04-26T02:52

幹想到你自己設帳號傳訊給自己然後又自己回就好哀傷

By Elizabeth
at 2015-05-01T00:13

靠北…我約到了耶…我用文青的方式…

By Margaret
at 2015-05-05T21:34

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈超廢的 XDDDDD

By Leila
at 2015-05-10T18:54

靠北嘴角失守

By James
at 2015-05-15T16:15

實用推已約到5個逼透可妹

By Kumar
at 2015-05-20T13:36

安全帽猜哥文青帥唷！

By Emily
at 2015-05-25T10:57

......不知道該笑還該哭

By Jake
at 2015-05-30T08:17

自從我看了猜哥心得之後每天都約的到泡了

By Charlie
at 2015-06-04T05:38

樓樓上我想你<3

By Steve
at 2015-06-09T02:59

打這麼多又沒約到，心酸

By Hedda
at 2015-06-14T00:20

廢到大笑 XD

By Quintina
at 2015-06-18T21:40

樓樓樓上吃洨沒

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-06-23T19:01

猜哥真的很煩 XD

By Quanna
at 2015-06-28T16:22

推

By Olga
at 2015-07-03T13:43

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By Freda
at 2015-07-08T11:03

他媽我到底看了什麼

By Steve
at 2015-07-13T08:24

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By Todd Johnson
at 2015-07-18T05:45

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-07-23T03:06

XDDDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-07-28T00:26

笑翻

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-08-01T21:47

選我選我

By Hedwig
at 2015-08-06T19:08

媽的廢到笑

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-08-11T16:29

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By Dora
at 2015-08-16T13:49

經典濠洨文

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-08-21T11:10

已學會

By Dinah
at 2015-08-26T08:31

有廢有推

By Frederica
at 2015-08-31T05:52

猜哥的廢文等級又提升了

By Zenobia
at 2015-09-05T03:12

好廢XDDD

By Edwina
at 2015-09-10T00:33

穴穴換謝謝是啥啦XDDDDD

By Ula
at 2015-09-14T21:54

我到底看了什麼XDDD

By Jessica
at 2015-09-19T19:15

猜哥只能推了！廢到笑死我XDDDDDDD

By Joseph
at 2015-09-24T16:35

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By Megan
at 2015-09-29T13:56

...

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-10-04T11:17

XDDDD

By Emily
at 2015-10-09T08:38

笑慘了XD

By Steve
at 2015-10-14T05:58

我到底看了三小....

By Ursula
at 2015-10-19T03:19

硬派！！！超硬！！！

By Rosalind
at 2015-10-24T00:40

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By Andy
at 2015-10-28T22:01

整個笑翻XD

By Olivia
at 2015-11-02T19:21

幹XDDDDDDDDD

By Edwina
at 2015-11-07T16:42

廢到笑

By Kyle
at 2015-11-12T14:03

竟然沒爆

By Kelly
at 2015-11-17T11:24

感覺對方是男的

By Andrew
at 2015-11-22T08:44

笑翻XDD

By Lydia
at 2015-11-27T06:05

大笑 ^０^

By Valerie
at 2015-12-02T03:26

少推猜哥因為之前文都太廢，但這篇絕對是顛峰之作！

By Susan
at 2015-12-07T00:47

廢到笑死

By Doris
at 2015-12-11T22:07

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By Aaliyah
at 2015-12-16T19:28

ㄏㄏ

By Yedda
at 2015-12-21T16:49

廢到笑了啊…

By Andy
at 2015-12-26T14:10

猜哥必推XDDD

By Kama
at 2015-12-31T11:30

只能推了

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-01-05T08:51

給你爆ㄏㄏ

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-01-10T06:12

推呵呵

By Genevieve
at 2016-01-15T03:33

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By Daph Bay
at 2016-01-20T00:53

等下來試

By Candice
at 2016-01-24T22:14

一百分

By Adele
at 2016-01-29T19:35

好文

By Anthony
at 2016-02-03T16:56

聊天時間還隔很短又照順序果真豪洨但還是

By Sarah
at 2016-02-08T14:16

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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-02-13T11:37

自問自答膩

By Lauren
at 2016-02-18T08:58

不推不行

By Puput
at 2016-02-23T06:19

哈哈真的好笑

By Ursula
at 2016-02-28T03:39

看不完開兩個帳好玩膩

By Kelly
at 2016-03-04T01:00

ㄏㄏㄏ

By Zora
at 2016-03-08T22:21

猜哥!!你真棒

By Jack
at 2016-03-13T19:42

達人參上

By Olivia
at 2016-03-18T17:02

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Regina
at 2016-03-23T14:23

約砲達人猜哥

By Steve
at 2016-03-28T11:44

醫生收gash是嗎

By Hamiltion
at 2016-04-02T09:05

有笑有推 XDDDD

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-04-07T06:25

超低能的XDDD

By Isla
at 2016-04-12T03:46

鄉民類好笑XDD

By Audriana
at 2016-04-17T01:07

幹媽的笑死

By Oliver
at 2016-04-21T22:28

哈哈有笑有推

By Xanthe
at 2016-04-26T19:48

推!

By Quintina
at 2016-05-01T17:09

超靠北的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Thomas
at 2016-05-06T14:30

幹笑

By Susan
at 2016-05-11T11:51

超好笑的

By Damian
at 2016-05-16T09:11

超好笑

By Hazel
at 2016-05-21T06:32

超好笑!!

By Dora
at 2016-05-26T03:53

阿哈哈哈哈阿哈哈哈

By Oscar
at 2016-05-31T01:14

超北爛的笑到下巴酸了

By Oscar
at 2016-06-04T22:34

\猜哥/

By Elvira
at 2016-06-09T19:55

ㄆㄆ

By Annie
at 2016-06-14T17:16

By Mason
at 2016-06-19T14:37

推推

By Zora
at 2016-06-24T11:57

幹...這篇也太好笑...

By Elma
at 2016-06-29T09:18

好笑給推

By Anthony
at 2016-07-04T06:39

肺到笑了XDD

By Leila
at 2016-07-09T04:00

不好笑

By Frederica
at 2016-07-14T01:20

哈哈哈

By Gilbert
at 2016-07-18T22:41

喜翻

By Candice
at 2016-07-23T20:02

笑惹

By Emily
at 2016-07-28T17:23

哈哈

By Damian
at 2016-08-02T14:43

超好笑的XDDDDDD

By Agnes
at 2016-08-07T12:04

根本廢文XDDD

By Ingrid
at 2016-08-12T09:25

我還以為來到場外

By James
at 2016-08-17T06:46

推

By Connor
at 2016-08-22T04:06

猜哥給推！

By Eartha
at 2016-08-27T01:27

超豪洨的拉XDDD

By Emily
at 2016-08-31T22:48

已笑XDDDDDDD

By Adele
at 2016-09-05T20:09

真Der太靠北了XDDDDDDDDDD

By Carol
at 2016-09-10T17:29

推

By Lauren
at 2016-09-15T14:50

哈哈哈~警察局

By Liam
at 2016-09-20T12:11

趕有廢有推

By Dinah
at 2016-09-25T09:32

哈

By Regina
at 2016-09-30T06:52

有夠廢XDDDDDDDD

By Aaliyah
at 2016-10-05T04:13

太神啦

By Andrew
at 2016-10-10T01:34

XDDDDDD廢到極致

By Susan
at 2016-10-14T22:55

廢癌嗎

By Cara
at 2016-10-19T20:15

幹笑翻我了XD

By Adele
at 2016-10-24T17:36

廢到有剩誒XDDDDD

By Ursula
at 2016-10-29T14:57

真的是浪費我的時間...

By Yedda
at 2016-11-03T12:18

標題斗大的豪洨還認真XD

By Genevieve
at 2016-11-08T09:38

嘴角大失守

By Donna
at 2016-11-13T06:59

笑翻XDDD

By Catherine
at 2016-11-18T04:20

只能推了

By Sandy
at 2016-11-23T01:41

我到底看了三洨XD

By Dorothy
at 2016-11-27T23:01

猜哥也懂BoA啊

By Ula
at 2016-12-02T20:22

快笑死了

By Charlie
at 2016-12-07T17:43

看到圖片整個大笑XD

By Erin
at 2016-12-12T15:04

幹，騙我

By Aaliyah
at 2016-12-17T12:24

XDDDD

By Una
at 2016-12-22T09:45

超好笑的啦！太強了

By Agnes
at 2016-12-27T07:06

我真是猜不透你

By Agnes
at 2017-01-01T04:27

猜哥一路好走.....

By Margaret
at 2017-01-06T01:47

在水桶裡加油ㄎㄎ

By Bethany
at 2017-01-10T23:08

廢文中的廢文XD

By Rachel
at 2017-01-15T20:29

幹!!!看到插插笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ethan
at 2017-01-20T17:50

XDDDDDDDDDDDD廢到笑了xddddd

By Christine
at 2017-01-25T15:10

幹朝聖XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Robert
at 2017-01-30T12:31

朝聖 XDDD

By Donna
at 2017-02-04T09:52

Csir因為你x啊 XD

By Anonymous
at 2017-02-09T07:13

朝聖!!!

真正豪洨--約砲密招 - 成人話題討論

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